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As Fed Creates Russell 2000-Based "Wealth Effect", It Tells Banks To Prepare For 11% Unemployment Stress Test

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Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:25 | 970903 Translational Lift
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We are now four months into QG2 and the daily POMO is having little or no affect.  Let me see....what was the definition of insanity again??

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:30 | 970928 umop episdn
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QE 3, 4, 5, ad infinitum? Listening to the Bernank, and believing the lies? Watching a reality show while the country collapses around you? Is this a trick question?

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 15:02 | 971047 Triggernometry
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Einstein's quote on insanity came before the formulation of quantum theory, by which we now know a different result becomes increasingly inevitable as repetitions increase. Maybe Benbabwe is running the world's first quantum-quantitative finance super computer; as such actions by the FED clearly show some understanding of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 16:05 | 971296 Translational Lift
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"we now know a different result becomes increasingly inevitable as repetitions increase".

Sounds like a principle Goebbels could have used........but then he came before quantum theory.........

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 17:26 | 971738 hbjork1
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T. L.,

Quantum Theory was well developed enough to be called "Theory" by the mid 1920s.  An the folks that developed it, except for Einstein, who was principally responsible for the name and who made it to the US, most were heavily impacted by the war. The theoretical hypotheses developed during the period were important in the development of the A-bomb.  

Gobbels was a misfit that later attached himself to the Nazi cause.

 http://www.slac.stanford.edu/pubs/beamline/30/2/30-2-carson.pdf

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 17:38 | 971788 Translational Lift
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I am quite familiar with Goebbels and his "cause(s)" somehow I don't think he ever associated with Planck's endeavours.  Forgot to use (sarc)....thanks....

TL

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:25 | 970905 midtowng
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The disconnect of the stock market and the general economy is complete. So is the GDP, and most other economic indicators.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 21:47 | 972700 Zero Govt
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Face facts we're not data points in Benbabwes calculus, here's his theory:

QE+QE1+QE2+QE3... +QE16 >insert> WS Bankrupts + NYSE = Wealth Effect

That's it! There's no economy, no employment or you and me in there. How could there fuking be, the 'Wealth Effect" is cut straight into bonuses for WS Bwankers to feel better about themselves

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:27 | 970910 jus_lite_reading
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Dr. Deficit is going Kamakazi. I'm just saying...

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:28 | 970916 Cleanclog
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And since the bailouts of the TBTF banks were the most enormous transfer of wealth ever as they were GIVEN taxpayer money and then allowed ZIRP which was essentially free profits to "recapitalize with", while savers were screwed with itsy income, add in the POMO profits for bank PDs, again for no skill required, so more massive bonuses may be awarded to the chosen people - the banksters . . . all I can imagine is that despite all the wondebar news for banks they really are going to implode again - - - and now they're bigger than ever and deposits etc are more concentrated in the TBTFs, so here comes another bailout.  Infuriating - but that doesn't matter either.  

When do we storm the Fed, Treas, and big banks?

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 18:28 | 971993 tsx500
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i'm ready when you are . . . . .

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:29 | 970917 ginunn
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I assume giving notice means they will have time to buy shredders, delete backup tapes from email servers, finish stuffing the crap they have created since the last test into off-balance sheet vehicles and generally clean house. I'm surprised the Fed didn't assign them their scores in advance too. Maybe that was in a separate memo.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:30 | 970919 thedrickster
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"In fact, while the abominable Dr Chairsatan and Messrs Frost Sack are spouting garbage about economic recovery to anyone retarded enough to listen"

Shriveled Teste Boy qualifies.

 

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:30 | 970921 alien-IQ
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this is just fucking ridiculous.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 15:06 | 971071 jus_lite_reading
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As I have been saying for weeks now, for every tick higher these fake markets go, the more gold and silver I buy. Just managed to talk my partner into bartering me some silver EEagles for some worthless toilet paper...

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:30 | 970927 jobs1234
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Well Evans thinks that inflation will be below 2% until the end of 2013. Apparently every commodity and PM on the face of the planet earth disagrees.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:37 | 970959 Translational Lift
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The rate we are going....there won't be a 2013.......

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:45 | 970988 Cognitive Dissonance
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Has anyone considered that the hype about 12-21-2012 will be leveraged by the powers that be to enact draconian measures. The more things come apart, the more people will connect it to the myth of 12-21-2012 (with the help of the compliant MSM) the more TPTB can use that to their advantage to crack down and impose stifling monetary, political and military measures.

Self fulfilling prophecy.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:52 | 971014 alien-IQ
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meanwhile in Wisconsin...13,000 people storm the Capitol and the mainstream media promptly ignores the story...which is, luckily for us, cover by...Russia Today...(the irony here is beyond thick)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrRN9UWgISE&feature=player_embedded

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:58 | 971028 Cognitive Dissonance
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That's because these things don't actually happen in America, only in third world countries and banana republics where the elite and powerful control the populations.

This was just an unruly line for food stamps. Same ole same old. Not "news" worthy.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 15:15 | 971103 jus_lite_reading
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Amazingly, I have seen/heard very little about this monumentous event outside RT and other "rogue" sources. Funny thing is, our main stream media has become the rogue source!

 

http://www.channel3000.com/scanner/feature.html?newsWatchItem=8396

--AND--

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-wi-budgetwoes-nation,0,771747....

 

It's on like Donkey Kong!

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 15:54 | 971257 EvlTheCat
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Its front page news on FoxNews.com just a blurb on msnbc.com.  Not that I care about either sources.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 15:08 | 971075 jus_lite_reading
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With talk about perpetual bonds, they must think us idiots. I love this quote, must read:

Basically, we can consider that the events in Tunisia and Egypt have acted as a double trigger violently uprooting the entire Arab world (and the Middle East) of the world before the crisis, a world characterized by the omnipresence of a guardian power, the United States, managing the imbalances in this region with only two concerns: to control the price of oil and ensure Israel's security…

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:30 | 970930 Jason T
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$1.65 trillion deficit and a -1.5% GDP growth?  How is this not hyperinflationary? Remind me, what is backing this Ben Confetti from Washington?

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:33 | 970934 lsbumblebee
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I can understand this. If unemployment drops to 11% consumers might start borrowing again.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 16:50 | 971526 Canuckistan Al
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I think the 11% is a typo. The "zero" key on the Bernanke's keyboard is worn out from all those extra zeros he's added to the money supply. He meant to type "Unemployment would peak at more than 110 percent by the first quarter of 2012"

Seems a more likely scenario to me.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:32 | 970935 bugs_
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sounds like this is the "stress test" thats going to get me

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:33 | 970939 lunaticfringe
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Gawd I love ZH. Without you guys, I'd go nucking futs. Check out this headline...I'm not sure it gets any better than this...http://thecivillibertarian.blogspot.com/2011/02/we-have-winner-yee-haw.h...

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:33 | 970942 Cognitive Dissonance
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Ships Captain (The Bernank) to passengers: "Nothing to worry about. The leak has been contained and we will dock in New York on schedule."

Ships Captain to crew: "Lock everyone except first class below deck and then abandon ship."

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:34 | 970948 lunaticfringe
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No shit. He who panics first, panics best.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:44 | 970985 optimator
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Bankers, women and children, and those on the "Fly now, pay later" plan into the lifeboats.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 15:23 | 971147 buzzsaw99
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"Fly now, REDUCE-ALATOR" [/bewitched]

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 15:19 | 971128 jus_lite_reading
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Ship's Captain to musicians: "Keep the happy music playing."

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 15:44 | 971226 Cognitive Dissonance
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I think they went down with the ship. None of them were first class.....except as musicians.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:34 | 970947 101 years and c...
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The Fed is trying to gauge how much QE3 should be when another 12-15 million people lose their jobs due to current inflationary pressures.

 

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:36 | 970953 lieutenantjohnchard
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yes, exactly. why the stress tests, pomo, glass jaw economy talk if the economy is strong? of course, the red pill folks are keenly aware of the lies and deception.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:38 | 970960 jobs1234
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And the AAII survey provides some more laughs, look at some of these responses, even stock market participants are starting to laugh at the BS

 

Here is a sampling of what AAII members said about the current lack of volatility:”

  • “Although it is very encouraging, I continue to have a low level of anxiety.”
  • “It’s not a false sense of calm, but more an illusion of calm. There is still some serious deleveraging going on in the economy.”
  • “It’s a false sense of security. Everybody is once again believing in the miracle.”
  • “It’s justified…Too many positive developments nationally and internationally with mid-term implications to ignore.”
  • “I believe the lack of volatility signifies that many people may believe the good times have arrived again.”

This week’s AAII Sentiment Survey results:

  • Bullish: 46.6%; down 2.8 percentage points
  • Neutral: 27.9%; up 4.2 percentage points
  • Bearish: 25.6%; down 1.3 percentage points

Historical averages:

  • Bullish: 39%
  • Neutral: 31%
  • Bearish: 30% 
Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:39 | 970968 ghostfaceinvestah
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Believe me, the Fed knows what is going to happen when QE ends.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:39 | 970969 jobs1234
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Seriously, the more Evans talks, the more I want to buy every PM and commodity not nailed down to the floor:

Fed's Evans says boosting inflation expectations 'appropriately' in the short-term is consistent with Fed's mandate

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:40 | 970971 Rainman
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The real audience for this show be the elected Critters. This test is a faux demonstration of Fed ability to bring restraint to the bankster pigmen....none of it is suitable for an intellectually mature audience.

The Bernank knows Ron Paul and his disciples of reason must be neutralized.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:42 | 970978 AccreditedEYE
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This is what happens with an academic at the wheel.... we test. He will not take action, he will not allow the system to take its medicine. Stall, delay and measure... and pretend that the world doesn't really see what's going on and really believes in what you are doing rather than know the truth: everyone is waiting to run to the exits at the last moment... kinda like school kids with their coats on waiting for the final bell. Bernanke is a tool.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 17:51 | 971857 hbjork1
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IMO, don't just blame the academics.  There are academics that have been shouted down and because their disipline did not please the public, they became silent. 

IMO, Greenspan did what he did because he thought he would beeplaced by someone who was less astute than he was who would have kept the party going.  And, truth to tell, the Volker disipline was not too popular with the public.  

We all loved the stock market of the 90's didn't we.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:43 | 970983 NOPOMO
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Tickle me POMO.

It is obvious that Ben believes he can create the well effect.   All Ben is doing is letting the culprits have more time to steal from the markets before it all collapses.  Obviously he does not have them trapped in a chokehold.  Instead he has put the middle class in his cross hairs. 

 

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:48 | 970999 bob_dabolina
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Joe Cassano can replace Tim Geithner now.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:48 | 971000 jus_lite_reading
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Actually this link from Europe might help explain...

http://www.leap2020.eu/GEAB-N-52-is-available-Global-systemic-crisis-Wor...

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:48 | 971002 Orly
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"So unless Jefferies envisions Marsians with bags full of cotton plated tungsten Ber-nanks landing some time in 2012 and being dumb enough to bail out the criminal banking syndicate, we fail to see what the dilemma is here."

 

Classic.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:56 | 971017 iota
Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:53 | 971018 Atomizer
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The QE gift that keeps on giving.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 14:56 | 971027 tmftdoyle
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Russell within 2.5% of all time high from 2007!

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 15:00 | 971039 oklaboy
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buy on the dips! buy on the dips!!!

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