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Fedex Plunges After Hours, Retraces, After Management Blames Guidance Cut On Snow, Margins

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Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:26 | 961153 jus_lite_reading
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I can't wait until this week's unemployment figures are released. I suspect 480k+ new applications and of course, blamed on the snow.

What excuse will they have come spring?

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:33 | 961201 jmc8888
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The same one they had last year, rain.

They did it, which is why I think ZH caught onto the whole snow thing early on.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:51 | 961299 whatsinaname
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everybody is learning the game ?

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:08 | 961365 william the bastard
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This spring's fashionable excuse will be the revolution

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:43 | 961531 SheepDog-One
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When even Charles Dow's showshine boy is talking about *cntrl alt del* and 'no problem, Ben will POMO it', then you know the game is over. 

I know the game is over right now, 2 weeks ago my niece ran up to the computer and said 'Huh, the Bernank POMO'd and closed it green again huh'? 

 

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:55 | 961321 system failure
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So those times when they say, "come wind, rain, or snow," you'll know that shit wont be delivered profitably anymore as a result like it once was in the good old days. That is absurd. How can that be since I was watching WGN news out of Chicago when the FedEx truckers said they never ever closed until the one day that LSD drive was finally shut down due to the weather. Somebody is lying. FedEx had one snow day and the entire quarter went to shit. Well if pregancies happen with that one day so can FedEx. That is an useful analogy.......

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 00:29 | 962599 Mike7.62
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I can guarantee you that FDX had more than one snow day in the last two months. How do I know? I was sitting in the cockpit of one of their jets trying to get deiced on at least four occasions in MEM. Keep in mind that trying to get 110 flights out in a matter of two hours is a major feat in good weather, but when you have to deice/anti ice the same amount of aircraft and then launch them, there is no way that it will happen.

 

The wx WAS a major factor. Hell, two of our major hubs, AFW and IND, were shutdown this month for two days because of ice. Think that doesn't impact the bottom line? Think again. It causes backups throughout the system that cause ripple effect delays once the freight is finally moving again.

 

Fuel costs are a very large part of the cost structure, and increases in that do impact the bottom line. Surcharges for these increases only go so far. Jet A is running right at $2.60/G. Each gallon weighs 6.7 lbs. Average fuel burn is 8000 lb/hr/jet. That equates to 1194 G times $2.60, or close to $3104/hr/jet. Run those costs over 400 aircraft, some flying an hour, some flying 14, and you can see how a nickel increase in fuel costs can definitely impact profitability. That doesn't include mx costs, crew costs such as pay, per diem, hotels, and transpo at destination, some of which are continually shifting in price, especially overseas with FX fluctuations.

 

So yeah, I can guarantee that the wx and increased fuel costs hit the bottom line over the last quarter, and probably will next quarter too.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:33 | 961203 No One
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Allergies. All this weather leads to blooming of flowers, and the pollen will be unexpected.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:49 | 961286 zebra
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hay fever

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 19:31 | 961703 holmes
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Global warming explains it all year round.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:02 | 961347 jus_lite_reading
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Before the French revolution in 1789, the people gave Marie Antoinette the nickname "Madam Deficit," and shortly after TSHTF.

I believe we need to give Ben the nickname, "Dr Deficit" and let history run its course.

 

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 22:12 | 962245 Cursive
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@jus_lite_reading

I believe we need to give Ben the nickname, "Dr Deficit" and let history run its course.

+1

 

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 19:44 | 961740 Sisyphus
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Premature ejaculation.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:25 | 961157 Gubbmint Cheese
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"Lions... in Africa?"

 

 

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:27 | 961164 Cdad
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LOL!

Thanks Gubb.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:40 | 961241 Cognitive Dissonance
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Who would've thunk?

 

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:53 | 961314 Cdad
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Not dissimilar from...

"fffffffffp....He thinks the carpet pissers did this?"

 

 

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:41 | 961253 Misean
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ROFL!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 02:28 | 962768 StychoKiller
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Not just there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVc0EZl3AfU

Starting @ 8:52...

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:26 | 961159 Ragnarok
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stable fuel prices for the remainder of the quarter.

 

LOL!

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:58 | 961328 101 years and c...
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as WTI falls, gasoline and diesel prices keep climbing.  see, chairsatan is able to create inflation, bend over every american on fixed income and screw over the oil producers all at once.

bankers win again.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:36 | 961491 SheepDog-One
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Well as long as their definition of 'stable' includes 'wildly increasing'.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:27 | 961167 AccreditedEYE
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Yeah, this is a strong equity market alright..... LMAO!!!

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:29 | 961176 unwashedmass
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oh, please? Investors? hello? it was bennie boy's magic hands...cradling another company pivotal to the fantasy....

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:29 | 961177 chrisd
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And you thought pro forma adjustments for one-time items during the Tech Bubble were bad? Welcome to the new normal.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:30 | 961183 jus_lite_reading
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What sort of idiots do they have working there?

 

due to loss of revenue and increased expenses resulting from severe winter storms and higher-than-expected fuel prices.

 

Weather can be unpredictable but higher fuel prices are to be expected if they did their DD. Another company, I refuse to do business with.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:37 | 961496 SheepDog-One
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They had no idea fuel prices were set to rise? Everyone else knew.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 01:08 | 962650 RockyRacoon
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Yeah.   And, damn, snow in winter.  Who could have foreseen that?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 02:32 | 962771 StychoKiller
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Next on deck...Giant Killer Penguins with shooting tentacles (oops, make that flippers!)

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:32 | 961185 TruthInSunshine
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If we could stop the damn snow, maybe we'd dig ourselves out of our economic morass!

And I hate to be an alarmist, but we're probably going to get rain, really hot and humid weather, and maybe some tornadoes and hurricanes this spring and summer.

That won't be good, either!

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:38 | 961230 jus_lite_reading
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The poor results at Yahoo will be the result of sunshine in the summer...

This stops now.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:31 | 961189 jobs1234
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I cant wait until they start blaming rain in the spring.

 

Or maybe sunlight in the summer - "Our margins were affected by the fact that the sun came out and it was too hot for people"

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 01:10 | 962655 RockyRacoon
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Pilots were SAD.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:33 | 961195 101 years and c...
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so......as shoppers were trapped inside by the snow, they were unable to shop online because......it was snowing?  um, is it just me, or snow storms keeping people away from the malls should have helped a company like FDX.

 

 

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:39 | 961233 More_sellers_th...
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stop the madness please I can't take it anymore... why don't they just print dow 100,000 and tell everyone bite me

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:39 | 961238 AN0NYM0US
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With the snow rationale soon to melt away the good news is that Easter is late this year, which will explain away any shortfall for Q1. If only someone could come up with way to  predict when Easter is going to be.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:46 | 961269 Misean
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It was all nice and mathematically scientific under the Ptolomeic models, right until those upstarts like Galileo said the earth revolved around the sun. My epicycles are still fuming over that...

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:42 | 961244 Prof Gulliver
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Deleted. The Professor was too hasty on the "save" button.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:43 | 961256 jobs1234
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"or snow storms keeping people away from the malls should have helped a company like FDX."

Rationality doesnt really apply at this point. I would think POMO would target this stock tomorrow to keep it and the trannies up in the air.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:45 | 961266 AN0NYM0US
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March 4, 2010, 2:58 p.m. EST

Shoppers brave snow to warm up February sales Biggest monthly increase in 27 months

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/resurgent-shoppers-boost-monthly-sales-...

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:48 | 961281 Misean
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"I would think POMO would target this stock tomorrow to keep it and the trannies up in the air."

Airborn trannies POMO's...my brain just locked up.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 02:34 | 962775 StychoKiller
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Kinda makes ya wanna stick a cake mixer up yer nose and turn it to "beat", huh?

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:50 | 961296 zebra
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enjoy the red candle while it lasts.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:51 | 961297 whatz that smell
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no worries.... just HFT9000 gunning the humans and their puny stop loss orders... it only hurts cause you got nerve endings, meatbags.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 17:56 | 961322 curbyourrisk
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Just blame it on Bush and get it over with.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:00 | 961340 centerline
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W&R at it again.  Damn those guys.

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:04 | 961352 SuperRay
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WTF! the SPY is actually down AH! I guess Bernanke has to take a crap at 4pm...

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:34 | 961475 monkeyfaction
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I can see the CNBC headline now:

Stocks fell after hours today on news that Ben Bernanke, chairman of the Federal Reserve, took a shit.  One investor was quoted as saying 'What if it's a wet one and he takes a long time to wipe? This whole ponzi scheme could come crashing down by the time he gets back to his desk'. 

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:06 | 961359 SuperRay
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POMO's MOFO's!

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:06 | 961360 TheGoodDoctor
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I can't believe this shit anymore. When will they start to blame global warming? How about the Yankees losing? Cher retiring from performing? The Butterfly Effect? My God. Did someone's homework get eaten by the dog too?

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