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Fembots Horsewhipping PCLN and NFLX, Washington Demands Changes at CNBC
All the major trading desks are staffed by automaton robot traders barked at by the FemBot supervisors all day. The only two stocks getting HeatMapped to new highs are PCLN and NFLX, and several bond funds. However, the meltdown in other stocks must be halted, so Bernanke, Geithner, Summers, et all are demanding some changes at CNBC in order to re-start more Animal Spirits.
With so many equities in a free fall, I can see the entire street is selling, dumping, liquidating, anything and everything that is dropping in price and piling into the few items which are skying to new highs:
But nothing is begin bandwagoned harder than some of these bond ETF's, some of which have had no pullback, no correction whatsoever.
Just buy those dips, and pyramid with even more leverage:
But Obama needs to do something to risk outright humiliation and embarrassment from the recent market action. So he is instruction the CNBC Anchorettes to start showing more cleavage and wearing some fancier lingerie....
I can see Amanda wearing this:
Or maybe Michelle "C-Squared" can show up one day in one of these:
Now, Erin "B-Cups" Burnett and some of the others don't have the same assets to flaunt. So maybe some flouroescent colors will do? With some waterbags installed??
Anyway, the boyz tried hard today to paint some nipples on some of the charts today.
Here are a couple:
Who knows? We'll have to see what JWN, ADSK, and NVDA have to say.
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You need to have a ZH sexy female photo contest. Maybe put quote stuffing chart in background so SEC sees.
This is the contest at WWTD http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sexy_reader_kat.jpg
Boobflation! Boobflation! It's a blatant attempt by the Fed to push economic re_flation by raising animal spirits through the CNBC fembots!
Robo,
Some dips were worth buying yesterday:
and keep on eye on CREE:
Either it bounces back or sinks further from here. One negative: Cramer is pounding the table to buy it at these levels, which raises my doubts.Would you buy any of his recommendations?
Thanks Leo
Gotta love a RBT post!
Built some NFLX shorts today. Up 30% after crashing on weaker than expected earnings.
Will have to look at PCLN tomorrow - up from $180 since early July? Wow.
Who is the gal in the leopard print. I'd like to see more of her.
I believe it is Adriana Lima..not sure though
i just could not imagine being responsible enough to own breasts like these woman have.
can U?
Do we have to 'own' them? Can't I just rent them?
Never mind. Got to go...the wife just got home.
yeah, be careful she might catch ya commingling.
Hint. The last cruise those ladies were on, the captain complained about a few life preservers unaccounted for.
W E L C O M E -----------> to my S E X room.
Go Robo, go!
No robogold troll ski jump pic? Why is robo quiet on gold all of a sudden? lol
Heh, I sold a bunch of gold coins today.
Just in case the market crashes, I didn't want to spare myself from another 35% drubbing, as gold often crashes 3x faster than the S & P 500.
I got $1,230/oz. for them.
Hey, if the market rallies from here and drags gold with it, I can buy GLD, NEM or something. It's just a trade...
If I wanted to "buy and hold" a stock for years, maybe something like AAPL, PCLN, NFLX, but definitely not anything related to gold.
I dunno Robo, I think one day you might find out that gold isn't just a trade. And GLD ain't gold.
@ Robo
Heh, I sold a bunch of gold coins today.
no. no. no. don't ever do that again.
EL was a gift at the open. i missed it. whatev. MCD is so strong. love it above 72 and it yields 3%. HPQ feels firm. worth a shot here.
funny + keep it real = 8,000,000 views in 2 weeks ======>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
whisper, the piano DUDE had your unicorn H O R N
on his helmet, is that the right placement?
it's okay bay bay. ya know i was jus sittin' here with tha windows open and i heard some crickets chirping outside. and i'm wonderin', how do they make that sound? yes. i. am. bored. tonight. =========>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA
A classic from Ag's Nightmare over at Cap Stool:
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You get different kinds of rallies or attempted rallies....
- The wire to wire bear face plant triple loch ness where there are three green sticks with levitation...call an ambulance...
- The wire to wire bear face plant single loch ness....eventually you just
fall asleep...move is made in 15 minutes then we flatline on low
volume...
- The fake loch ness failure then real loch ness the last 10
minutes....you take a leak thinking you can breath if you are a bear
only to come back looking at a huge Cramit screen saver laughing at you
cause you got stopped out...( most common
lately )
- The crack market...the machines take over screwing both sides whipping
back and forth bringing both sides to the brink of success only to send
each side home with a boot up the arse....headaches and David tice
twitches often develop during the day...this is when douches like Eddie
often lose several houses in a day to fire....not uncommon to see the
TONY DOW move 25 points up or down in a tick..words like
"chiner"..."smart phone" "Gadgets" can send bears to their grave only
trapping bulls later when Bennie says "slow".."head wind"..."spinning
our wheels".... it is the most common form of "price discovery" today..
- The turd burgler rally....like today...the bots don't have enough juice
to move em all so they pile into the biggest pieces of sheet they can
find preferably with high short interest and ridiculous
valuations...criteria for many is they must be over 100 and better
yet..they just warned and moved 30 % in a week...bot psych 101 says if
we can levitate this crap for the bulk of the day, maybe "real people"
will buy the last hour since we only have so much RAM left...
- The Stoopid island...this is when 4 or 5 stocks are "acting well" and they
create their own environment to trade in...often as the rest of the
market craters due to macro events...all is well on stoopid
island...again..usually 3 digits and often up 10 or more when we are
down 300 ...stoopid stocks are always heavily connected to the reason
the broader market is tanking and sometimes the cause of it...Stoopid
Island can not be penetrated from any side...the only way they can stop
trading is with a circuit breaker halt up 10 %...then upon re
opening..they get stoopid again...
Said it before and i'll say it again:
You mean to tell me Erin is a woman?!?
"Paint some nipples on it". That's a good one! Guessing it's a seasonal trade done over the winter ?
Somebody could make a good parody of "technical analysis" using such invented terms. I would like to trademark "camel toe pattern", come to think of it.
Here kitty kitty ;-)
They have something in common with the big banks, couldn't sink if they had to.
Are you saying the whole market is going "tits up"?
Sorry, I couldn't resist......
best direction, don't U think?
man I was wathing cnbc earlier and some cock eye's bitch that looked like she had jizz on her eye came on t.v. and said " well now we need to have kids go to school during the summer because both parents work now....fucking bullshit if the fed didn't wreck 99.99999999% of the dollar over the last 100 years people would have to work ALOT less and maybe actually have time with their kids instead of having the school system raise them to be fucking drug dealers and drug addicts.
but fat chance any of these chearleaders ever get a fucking brain...seriously fire them all except rick santelli.
Derived from the action of "jazz hands" jizz jazz is putting one hand in the vagina and the other in the anus and shaking your hands around.
your bad, naughty thinking. always, maybe just late in the day, afternoon, night, perhaps.
My, but you have petite, talented hands!
What charts? I don't remember seeing any charts in the above post.
Thanks Robo - Fluorescent works for me.
robo... look at lqmt...
I’ve tried several times to imagine a calendar of sexy Wall Street women. I just never seem to have quite enough material to finish it. I always end up settling for Muriel Siebert as Miss November, and Miss December is Jim Cramer in a wig.
yeeeah baby!
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