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Financial "Analysts" Good For One Thing - Hitting On Fox News TV Anchors
Fundamentals got you down? Worried that 19 year old kid with the trigger reflex, trading
breakout chart formations and a stratospheric P&L will replace you
any day now (especially if you are an expert on "finding good jobs in tough times")? Better use up all those TV-spots while you got them to hit
on pretty, barely legal University of South Carolina anchors.
(At 2:25 am in the morning, a little levity is allowed: there is at least 7 hours before the short squeeze rips again.)
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who are these highschoolers again?
No doubt bangable - the girl, that is.. What financial news?
I thought she meant the other sort of pink.
i'm not gonna blame the guy for trying.
Tyler, if you find this girl pretty the bloomerg terminal has probably messed up your eyesight. Try CNBC Russia's Catherine Kravtsova:
http://reportercaps.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=international&action=d...
Now that's hot, although you might need to take care of the fat, old oligarch to get to her.
Best reason to stay up late watching Bloomberg:
http://simplylinzie.blogspot.com/
You can't be serious. You put a russian broomstick with hair above that blonde hottie from SC? I think you're the one with the eyesight problem, Quant...
Absolutely hilarious...
FBN, CNBC, and Bloomberg should immediately fire all anchorettes over 35 and replace them with 22-year old hotties from University of Florida, University of Alabama, SMU in Dallas, Arizona State, and San Diego State.
They should be looking for high school girls. Anything over 24 is much too old to be on an entertainment channel.
Miley Cyrus?
There is a huge machine made of many sheets of metal held together by even more bolts.
Everyone is so focused on the integrity of all the bolts that they neglect to realize that the sheets of metal are bending.
*Tip the delivery guy well
Was that a "business girls gone wild" ad?? That Joe Francis is eeeeeverywhere!!
Fuck it....and you know what it refers to...
Hey they call it "Fox 'News'" for a reason
All tha foxxxxxy laaaadies
Why don't they just go ahead and have a date right there, who gives a damn about the economy, DOW is above 9000, sun is shining, skyes are blue, recession is over.
South Cacalacky? GAMECOCKS?!? (Yes folks that is the official school mascot)
Ok since your hot I will forgive you for going there...(not that the school is bad but Gamecocks? WTF?)
Good god...Uri come on over here...How bout a nice blow job while you tell me how to regain American supremacy in the financial markets....what?...did that just happen?....I' m with annonymous...fuck it.
No short squeeze tommorow, the Chinese are on the move tonight! All hail the new superpower.
i , for one, welcome our new Asian overlords ...
definitely bangable. typical Californian or Floridian blonde hottie.
schwing!!!
If this Bloomberg bimbette squeals one more time that Deutsche Bank's profit is surging.. look bimbette, even if you have never traded a share in your whole life.. DB is quoted six and a half percent down from pre earnings. Now bimbette, it does not matter to me one lick if their profits are surging because they got TARPED or AIGed or whatever. Their loan loss went to the sky, ok bimbette, and their shares are taking a dive. Either say it, or just skip it.
They went on a data after this incident, lol. (I read it on Wikipedia) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ainsley_Earhardt
Wow,
Uri,
Well played indeed.
Urda Man
CNBC comentators (bull sheters), they avoid any analyst who doesnt give them music to their ears.
Amazingly http://www.barelylegalnewsanchors.com/ is still free.
There's always room for a new sexual fetish on the internet. Help GDP up!
What a PIMP!!!!
What a PIMP!!!!
This Uri wrote a book? Must already be on the "Steal Me" table outside the door at Borders.
And if Goldman had a dime for every time a guest on a finance show says "That's a great question", when it so obviously is not, they wouldn't have needed TARP or AIG.
Oh yea, as for the bimbo....er, financial expert hired purely on the basis of her advanced degree and understanding of the inner workings of the equity and credit markets, well I suppose in a pinch one could be talked into leveraging her assets and taking her privates, providing a capital injection or doing a spread trade.
I think she prefers a long straddle position....or perhaps a short strangle.
She's 100% iron butterfly
The author (?) doesn't have much game. But i am guessing the "anchor" doesn't need to see a lot of game.
I am guessing that as long as she can see her reflection in his giant forehead - she is good to go.
I think you called, it, lizzy.
LOL... that is the perfect comment...
Looks like pretty much all the MSM are simply branches of ZIA, a Zero-Intelligence Agency, where blonde ZIAlots (anchors for that matter) date ZFAs (Zero-Financial Analysts).
Jes, those green-shoots are powerful.
As a Gamecock, I must say once a Gamecock always a game cock. jmho
:::cringe:::
"I'd like to be optimistic?"
That's his line?
I got this great app on my iphone
500 pickup lines
That yellow dress looks great...
................................
on the floor next to my bed.
Bravo, Uri Man. You made the most of that TV appearance.
Gamecocks......"wait til next year"
Clemson is where it is at...I wish I could see this USC "hottie" but no can do at work....what is her name?
what would WSP say?
And she's a Carolina girl, not from other parts but no idea why the telepromter gave her permission for "financial" news
Got a link to the above Tyler? The embedded video is not coming through at my company.
I don't fault him for that at all. Those interviews are a joke anyway, so why not have a little fun with it. She was pretty and I would do the same thing if I were single. I think she liked it too. Cheers Uri. I really hope this turns into a soap opra story.
Yea, until she finds out his real first name is Urine.
I guess with a name like that ur-in luck with all the "ladies".
I found the clip very educational about the economy.
Hey if you didn't go to college you're screwed America
How will you network a job without the alma mater?
2-second summary: "You have to network to find a job."
If she's 33 and still unattached, she is just as much on the prowl as a 20 yr old.
This is "beautiful" women want, bold reassurance that they are "beautiful". Uri has (maybe) learned to arbitrage that.
You know he's a douche since he went to Michigan.
The Team Up North is gonna be embarrassed again, thus reinforcing douche tendencies.
We just have to "be optomistic." Damn it! Why didn't I think of that?
Uri= sleazy Jew. is there any other kind.
they need to go topless. that will boost viewership.
This was so funny that it apparently interfered with the guy who posted it being able to distinguish between CNBC and Fox!
This was so funny that it apparently interfered with the guy who posted it being able to distinguish between CNBC and Fox!