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I'm already seeing the "Reap the Whirlwind" ride at DisWor. Maybe misters that spray black water to get a good feel on those hot summer days.
Oh god, that is too funny. Sad, but funny.
I am Chumbawamba.
Aw, fuck it, it's just funny.
It's a trick!
The Florida AG wants them to deposit the $2.5 billion into one of Florida's "finest" banking institutions and the next week, they will be closed down by the FDIC.
I then see Goldman Sachs entering into a loss share agreement with the FDIC on that one.
McCollum announces that he has "sent a letter to BP asking the company to deposit no less than $2.5 billion
Now THERE'S an optimist!
Someone has been breathing too much Corexit fumes, methinks...
"...no less than..."
Yea I'm guessing they'll deposit a little bit more just to look like good sports.
That's funny. It's one way to throw some funds at the states budget crisis.... Who's the escrow agent? The Attorney General themselves?
AG's countrywide are trying to become little Gods. Here in Maryland the AG tried to legalize same sex marriage just by issuing his opinion on the matter. No legislature voting or actual voters needed. Sickening.
McCollum is waxing populist just now, desperate to politicize this thing to help his Senate chances, which are suddenly imperiled by a nobody.
Governor seat, actually.
BP just wrote back.
We'll let a Supermajor eat our dead corpse before we pay you up front. In conclusion, FUCK YOU.
PS We have a battalion of litigators ready to do battle for YEARS. Given your current economic situation we predict the state of Florida will be bankrupt before a decision is handed down. Yuk yuk yuk...
Seems very plausible.
Florida is already BK...Florida simply does a better job of PR than Cal, Nv, Ill, Mich, et al, of hiding insolvency.
Recent announcement from a local Orlando tv newscast...'contractor stopped construction on two major road expansions because contractor ran out of money'. Duh...
Me too. I'm going to need to escrow 40 bucks from them to pay for my increased crab salad costs.
nicely done, sir
Good for Florida!
For a corrupt to the core corporation like BP, $2.5 Billion is too less an amount.
I've done my bit. Started up the 'Pelicans against BP' charity. 99 cents of every dollar will go to me.
Plus all the dead pelicans a starving lion can eat.
What a fucking wuss. Send the god damn Florida National Guard to raid BP's HQ and take every top level exec prisoner. Florida can create its own version of Gitmo on one of the less nice keys (the one soon to be surrounded by a thick slime of oil).
These politicians are fucking morons (not a revelation, I know). They should be getting in front of every camera they can find and screaming at the top of their lungs for the head of Tony Hayward.
Last I checked BP's US headquarters were in Chicago... that could get really entertaining. I can just picture Daley coming out and asking the CPD to arrest all those National Guardsmen, on the basis that they don't have any right to bear arms...
Who said they had to announce their arrival? Go in quietly with overwhelming force and announce it when they got what they came for, BP.
The CPD would most likely be outmatched. What are they going to do, bribe them to death? That aside, it'd be nice to have some popcorn and watch the show.
Yes, don't forget Amoco got swallowed by BP. They have a huge research center in Naperville too. HOnestly, when that happened, I couldn't believe it, Remember Amoco==> Standard Oil=>one of the first of the big US oil companies. (Teddy and trustbusters, Rockefellers,remember!)
Old man Rockefellers most telling quotes "competition is a sin"...
From Wiki: BTW, Wiki left out Chase morph to JPMorgan...
The family has been awarded the annual UNA-USA’s Global Leadership Award, along with other recipients over time, including Bill Clinton and Michael Bloomberg. Members of the Rockefeller family into the fourth generation (especially the prominent banker and statesman David Rockefeller, who is the present family patriarch) have been heavily involved in international politics, and have donated money, established or been involved in the following major international institutions:
The ENTIRE BP Management - with Tony Hayward first in line - must be DRAGGED physically through the sea of oil now clogging the beaches, so they end up looking like one of those pelicans we saw drenched in oil. Perhaps this will set an example for oil company executives to not fuck around with the safety and prevention measures.
Listen to yourself. You sound like a damn idiot. We fight our battles in the courtroom here in the US. I can't believe what I am seeing in these comments.
We fight our battles in the courtroom here in the US.
We fight our battles in the courtroom here in the US.
And look where it has gotten us...
I always say, lawyers, MBAs and career politicians have been the ruination of this country. +100 GG!
Economics finally kicking in. Layoffs in the CA court system, law students that can't find work, etc. I feel so
sorry for liberals that live off the gubermint. Not.
Too bad for California, they overspent their way into the ditch.
No bailouts for them or anyone else.
Time for each person and each organization to stand on their own.
On the other hand, giving money away to charities and any PERSON asking for money is OK with me. I'm trying to be more generous.
I don't know what you are talking about. A bunch of idiot judges who don't even know how to fucking dress themselves are fully capable of judging right and wrong in computer science patent law and complicated medical cases.
We fight our battles in the courtroom here in the US. I can't believe what I am seeing in these comments.
That's what liberals do, because they control the outcome and dictate what you are supposed to do.
Real men shoot first and ask questions later.
You have some evidence of your claims? Or are you just a freakin raving lunatic?
Nobody even yet KNOWS wtf went wrong with this well and you've already gone to lynch mob.
BP shouldn't pay Florida a fucking DIME because any dime they DO pay to the STATE of Florida will end up in the pockets of the ELITES. It will ALL be stolen. Governments appropriate funds on "behalf" of their citizens that never go to them.
Yeah, so they should just keep the money and go spend it on hookers! Fuck all the victims of the oil armegeddon, and all the pelicans!
WTF is wrong with you? Don't you know not to get in between a mob and its object of hatred?
Go read some hippy poetry or the autobiography of Gandhi or some shit. We're out for blood, fool.
Did you read what I just wrote, fool?
Better they should give it to FL so that THEY can then go spend it on hookers?
Not a dime of the money is ever going to see the true victims.
The age of easy oil is past, the current oil is hard to get. This was a terrible tragedy, but it was also an accident (through neglect, arrogance or miscalculation or whatever else who knows). BP are as much to blame as the rest of the modern world who are completely addicted to oil. I imagine this will be an unpopular comment, but its the truth of the matter. We are all collectively responsible.
Anybody who drives a car, eats food, takes medicine, has any plastic products, wears clothes or buys anything which was transported from far away etc. etc is as responsible as BP. BP fucked up, but we cant live without oil and it's derivative products, and the remaining oil is incredibly hard to get now. Either hundreds of thousands of people die through invasion to get oil or mistakes are made and will continue to be made drilling in such deep waters since we NEED that oil. Without it, everything stops, and the world will be as fucked as Florida appears to be right now.
Don't forget the politicians who won't let the oil companies drill on land where the oil is or in the shallower water because they don't want a rig in view on the horizon. They make them go to the most dangerous places to get the oil and then get mad when something goes wrong.
Somebody is a shill for BP.
Could be, but he's also correct.
Who fostered that dependency? The oil corps?
No, the fucking laws of physics did
Decades ago I was in the oil business. Even in 1980 the offshore rigs I was on were very careful.
Bottom line guys is we need the oil. We should regulkate better, and the whole oil companies / drilling cos/ oilfield services cos. must man-up and be moore serious and careful.
OK we need to research the alternatives, inc. NatGas. Hey, I hope solar, wind, geothermal, tides, etc. can contribute to resolving our energy woes.
But, there is NO WAY we can ban drilling in the Gulf and Alaska if we want to keep gasoline prices within reason AND not enrich our Arab pals. That's a FACT. We have to drill.
What is so unfortunate is that the Alternates are so expensive. Solar Pannels for your home, very expensive. 15 years to recoup the cost. Geo Thermal. Would love to install Geo Thermal for my Home but so very expensive drilling the wells and the new Heating System. Heck, even a Wood Stove will set you back close to $5,000. for the stove and the instalation. The problem seems to me is that the alternative energy sources for Americans is so expensive that we by default go to Oil. At least for now.
Why do you think cheaper, efficient methods aren't available? That patented knowledge is buried in oil company vaults. There are cheaper, better ways, but they won't see daylight until the system as it exists collapses. Anyone who tries to get new techs out, get eaten by the big boys. "Sell me your patent/product or die". They don't want the competition.
You're out of your mind if you believe this shit.
There is no cheating physics, ok? Oil is significantly more energy-dense than any competing substance.
trav7777 is right on this Kali.
If the economics were good for any alternative, the first-mover oil company would make a fortune.
Oil is Numero Uno for energy density by far over all vs. anything other energy sources. FACT.
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