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It may not be directly related to finance or theft via financial innovation, but for anyone who has not turned on The Weather Channel, there is currently a super cell of Tornados impacting Oklahoma state and nearing Oklahoma City, where at least one F5 Tornado is rumored to have touched down and 2 people have died. Follow the livestream of what can only be classified as the sequel to Twister below.

 

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Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:27 | 1307142 NewThor
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More and More and More,

I'm starting to believe that 'The Global Powers that Be'

are just trying to prop up the economy until

comet Elenin and its friends

fuck shit up like a 50 mile high Godzilla on LSD.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:59 | 1307228 j0nx
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I feel ya man. As the President said in that deep impact comet movie, It certainly would explain all the money they have spent in the past 3 years...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:20 | 1307474 pan-the-ist
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In a quasi related way, I think it's funny when they interview the mayors of these shit towns and there all like "we'll get through this and rebuild and be stronger than ever."  I'm thinking "of course you will asshat, FEMA's going to roll in and shovel money into your town and all of your residents are going to collect on their insurance and rebuild.  Meanwhile, in my boring city that's never had a disaster, we pay for the rest of you bastards to have brand new buildings, all the while our historical society gets it's pantys in a bunch every time someone even mentions tearing one of the old dumpy buildings down.

Rant over.  Thanks.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:06 | 1307618 mophead
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HAARP-FLATION, BIATCHEZ!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:10 | 1307636 Rusty Shorts
Wed, 05/25/2011 - 07:07 | 1308267 mophead
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Shit! Does anyone want to join me for a rain dance?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:42 | 1307707 topcallingtroll
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Good rant.

Thanks for the subsidy.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:58 | 1307751 dark pools of soros
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what you're not enjoying your heritage calendar this year?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:21 | 1307789 Hephasteus
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They aren't going to rebuild shit.

Did they rebuild haiti.

Have they rebuilt christchurch.

People in christchurch are still filling out documents.

When obama says we'll rebuild he means we ain't doing shit.

Fema's only going to manage THEIR emergencies. Not yours.

 

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 00:54 | 1307964 KinorSensase
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yep.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 00:53 | 1307957 FrankDrakman
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What is your serious problem?

People are dying, and homes are destroyed.

You think this is some federal conspiracy?

Get a grip.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 16:29 | 1310242 FIAT_FixItAgainTony
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frank this is truly horrible and most serious.  lost lives and damaged property is not to be taken lightly although many do just that.

the "unusual" weather patterns are not by chance.  all these events are planned to make the u s of a a third world country.  see the vids on yt where "officials" told the people in to-be-flooded areas along the mississippi they were packing to leave and NOT come back.

once we all live in shacks and mud huts eating irradiated fish heads and rice, the "leaders" will be happy.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:21 | 1307305 mt paul
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kick the can 

until the comet 

kicks our collective can ...

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 16:30 | 1310247 FIAT_FixItAgainTony
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yep, seems so.....

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:31 | 1307337 Grifter
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Junked for perpetuating this Elenin nonsense.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:01 | 1307754 NewThor
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Nonsense?

So, the last few major Earthquakes happening when Elenin

aligns with Earth and the Sun are totally coincidence?

On a totally unrelated note, I wonder what ever happened to

the Sun's binary companion.

Maybe it got raptured, no?

Been checking the daily Nasa Soho feed of the Sun?

Lot's of strange shit be happenin' mon!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 00:04 | 1307877 Oh regional Indian
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Indeed NewThor, just like the old thor.

Donner und Blitzen.

But it's too distracting, all this doomsday stuff!

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/05/24/ultrasound-to-the-mis-fit-in-us-all/

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 03:35 | 1308148 Bananamerican
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"when Elenin aligns with Earth and the Sun..."

Isn't that a 5th Dimension song?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:40 | 1307696 parangwarrior
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i knew Harold was 1/2 right

i knew my kenjutsu classes was worth the money

cant wait to show of my katana.. zanpaktou... fire breather muahahahaha

 

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:27 | 1307145 cowdiddly
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I directly in the path in about an hour.Three days of this shit in a row. Maybe they will go around me. Ill be like lieutenant Dan hollering "Is that all you got".

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:31 | 1307163 NewThor
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I'm voting for the Forrest Gump/Lt. Dan presidential ticket

in 2012. And praying for your safety now. 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:43 | 1307367 Rusty Shorts
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shit happens

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:33 | 1307173 Dejean Splicer
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Funny how never a strong storm hits JewYork City. Yes?

~O~

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:43 | 1307191 unwashedmass
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irish. fifth generation. manhattan resident.

thanks for your concern about me and mine.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:02 | 1307252 Dejean Splicer
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Get out while you can!

~D'jean

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:18 | 1307298 Hephasteus
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New york was hammered by blizzards. And it will be hammered by blizzards again this winter. Only by then the grid will probably be starting to fall apart from inflation and other storms.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:08 | 1307431 Dejean Splicer
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Blizzards! Comparing a pillow fight to Urijah "The California Kid" Faber. Not even remotely relevant.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:55 | 1307741 Bolweevil
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frickin genius!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:42 | 1307838 Bill the Cat
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Pfthhhtp!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:55 | 1307595 Hephasteus
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Sure thing buddy.

Polish and russian and cold climate people can survive if they haven't adapted back to reduced brown fat cells but kill you cold is cold and kills you.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:21 | 1307664 Whalley World
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The new man on the street is Jose Aldo, kicked Fabers can

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:52 | 1307206 Bangin7GramRocks
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The shocking amount of anti-semitism on this site is infuriating. What the fuck is wrong with these small minded assholes.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:02 | 1307240 j0nx
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Don't like it don't read it. The simple fact is that in every financial calamity the world has EVER seen there is sure to be a Hebrew or a thousand at or near the helm. Stop with the race baiting whiny bullshit. We report facts here so if you don't like it then F.O.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:10 | 1307275 Concentrated po...
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J0nx, you've got shit for brains.  Head to the nearest toilet, throw up and relieve yourself and the rest of us of it offline.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:14 | 1307447 nobodyimportant
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Amen brother!  I have dealt with lying fucking jews in the produce business for 40 years.  If you are not a jew you are fair game for a fleecing!  Same with the big banks!  Hope someone blows Israel off the face of the earth.  Biggest whinners there are and treat Palistine like shit!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:37 | 1307528 pan-the-ist
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They're not so bad.  I sneak into the synagogue on Saturday to find out where the good deals are.  Sometimes you'll catch them talking about the next bubble.  You got to be careful, though, because if they spot you they'll give you bad info just to burn you.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:40 | 1307551 nobodyimportant
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Pretty funny!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:27 | 1307793 dark pools of soros
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Jews are so caught up in hate/shame that they drag everyone into it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG93iKvB1iM&feature=related

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:17 | 1307655 mophead
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"The simple fact is that in every financial calamity the world has EVER seen there is sure to be a Hebrew"

That is true. But have you ever considered that it is intended this way to make scapegoating easier? The "jews" are compartmentalized as are most in society. Do you honestly think the curtain-be-hinders would have catholics micro managing the operations at that level, effectively turning the pyramid upside down? It doesn't work that way.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 03:38 | 1308151 Bananamerican
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"every financial calamity the world has EVER seen there is sure to be a Hebrew or a thousand at or near the helm"

 

I always thought Hank Paulson's nose looked a little weird...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:00 | 1307241 NewThor
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He thinks Leni Riefenstahl is the greatest filmmaker of all time.

Aldo the Apache is a villain. And,

Raiders of the Lost Ark is 'Garbage Propaganda'.

Nazis never really have much taste in anything, really. 


Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:02 | 1307248 NewThor
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hey, j0nx,

question for ya,

Were there any white people involved in the Financial Calamities?

Or genocide? Or using Religion as a tool for slavery? Or...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:09 | 1307272 T1000
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:29 | 1307332 Hephasteus
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Yep that's an important distinctions. Good article.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:55 | 1307596 pan-the-ist
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I'm curious why you think someone who is trying to abate rascism by pointing out that only some members of a particular class are bad, is an 'ahole.'  Is that you David?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 00:10 | 1307856 T1000
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Come on! Please don't tell me you're falling for this nonsense, too. Look, you make it seem like some kinda conspiracy, when it's not. It's not at all. Look at all the alternative media outlets: drudge (jew), michael savage (jew), john stewart (jew), alex jones (married a jew), jesse ventura (jew), wikipedia founder (jew), and on and on. Does that sound like a conspiracy to you?  You're telling me the leading conspirators are themselves in on the conspiracy, that's ludicrous!

Next you're going to tell me that the jews own all of hollywood and create the culture for the stupid goyem demolishing their cultural heritage. Yeah, right, like that's happending. Yeah, like they're really trying to erase all of our cultural ties to our ancestors and divide us up so they can easily conquer us, yeah, right. I got a bridge to sell ya :)

Then you're going to say that all the major players of the federal reserve are jewish, like ben bernank (jew), alan greenspan (jew), in fact, Jews have headed the FED for the last 26 of the last 35 years. But that's because they're very, very talented at finance!

Yeah, they may own almost all of the news outlets and news papers, but really, all the information is going online; hello, no need for newspapers anymore, got internet? 

And yes, in the protocals of zion, it goes over step-by-step on how to bring a nation to financial ruin through the use of capital:

"Economic crises have been produced by us for the GOYIM by no other means than the withdrawal of money from circulation. Huge capitals have stagnated, withdrawing money from States, which were constantly obliged to apply to those same stagnant capitals for loans. These loans burdened the finances of the State with the payment of interest and made them the bond slaves of these capitals"

But we all know very well that the protocals of zion is a total absolutely functionally hoax. Read it yourself and you'll see how bad of a hoax it is.

While I applaud people that are trying to uncover this over arching 'conspirarcy', enough is enough. Let's acknowledge people for their talents, not their noses.

Enough with the racism!!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 07:17 | 1308275 pan-the-ist
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You missed the point completely.  I don't blame all Germans for the holocaust, I don't blame all Russians for what Stalin did, I don't blame the Chinese for Mao.  I don't blame the Jews for the Rothschilds.  The comment I made above was a joke based on well known stereotypes.  Get a grip dude.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:25 | 1307308 topcallingtroll
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It is fight club.

Bring some of your joo buddies and rumble!

I miss satansanus. He was one funny jooboy who liked a good fight.
Besides the above poster is not really anti jewish, just trolling!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:20 | 1307472 Dejean Splicer
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"The shocking amount of anti-semitism on this site is infuriating."

Shocking! and infuriating! Don't expose the lizard peoples.

BeeBee is our cute cuddly friend. He should be allowed to steal land. Highest and best use always belongs to the chosen people.

Fuck you Rush!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:08 | 1307759 dark pools of soros
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jewcode:

small minded = unbrainwashed

 

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:27 | 1307313 Grifter
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Uncalled for, and I hope TD revokes your ID.  I'm one of the junks, owning up to it.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:59 | 1307413 dhengineer
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Not true.  Last summer, we had an actual tornado skip through Brooklyn, Forest Hills in Queens (right over a Jewish retirement home), and then out through Whitestone, also in Queens.  We still have areas where the uprooted trees have not been completely cleaned up. Had my wife and I been home, we would have been close enough to shake hands with Dorothy and Toto as they spun past...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:38 | 1307813 dark pools of soros
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That tornado is still complaining that it had its thunder stolen

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:49 | 1307733 topcallingtroll
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Dont get cocky with all those junks. I am still toptroll around here.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:09 | 1307760 Flakmeister
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Hey DS, had a F2 pass thru Hawthorne NY 4 years ago. Crossed the Hudson as a water spout.  Left quite a swath, no fatalities though.

 You are a pathetic one, aren't you....

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:57 | 1307233 Pondmaster
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My daughter and grandson just escaped from Joplin to their home in Miami Ok Sunday , now cell is heading right their way , not having hit Tulsa yet . My wife and I are glued to the Weather Channel. They don't have many basements to seek shelter in in Ok or Kansas

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:51 | 1307385 Perplexed
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Pondmaster

My sister and her husband live just south of OKC and have now reported that they are fine. I hope that your family came through similarly unscathed. I've never quite understood the lack of basements in that area - it's not like it would require scuba gear like here in FL so what's the deal?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:54 | 1307398 Trillax
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I pray/hope they are OK Pond.  Take it easy.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:19 | 1307300 topcallingtroll
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You must be about 60 miles east of me

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:58 | 1307412 Trillax
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Glad you made it out O.K. Cow.  I know living in Tornado alley must be insane about this time of year.  I lived outside of Anchorage, AK for 13 years (earthquakes) and in Central Florida for 8+ years (hurricanes), including 'Charlie' and 'Francis'.

Glad you're OK.  Take it easy.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:38 | 1307148 tallen
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Tornado derivatives anyone?

This has to be bullish for stocks.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:06 | 1307423 zhandax
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Deep discount GNMA mobiles

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 05:38 | 1308208 StychoKiller
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:30 | 1307152 Hard1
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Bullish for equities....reconstruction, glaziers and all that

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:29 | 1307155 Cthonic
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http://www.wunderground.com/radar/mixedcomposite.asp?region=c3&size=2x&t...

These storms out of nowhere aren't unusual around here (TX, OK), but the scale is.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:09 | 1307260 Uncle Remus
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Exactly. The weather guys on KFOR were steppin to keep up with the two fast movers and as of 1906 CST the southern most track of tornado birthing cells is still kickin' and fussin'.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:28 | 1307319 goldfish1
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Radioactive thunderstorms bitchez.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:31 | 1307159 Dejean Splicer
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Follow along as the details revealed:

http://www.youtube.com/user/dutchsinse

Weather Modification. How many homes in shadow inventory were wiped out? How many construction workers will be put back to work.

Short the insurers and protect your equity.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:31 | 1307160 johnnymustardseed
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The earth is angry!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:30 | 1307165 NewThor
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Who can blame her?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 11:07 | 1309051 maximin thrax
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It's past time that tree huggers come to the realization that Mother Nature is constantly trying to kill us with weather, quakes, famines and diseases, and gave us nothing to combat her but the brains and hands to take another animal's hide against the cold to compensate for the one Mother nature chose not to give us.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:30 | 1307167 Xibalba
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git'em

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:36 | 1307181 bob_dabolina
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Poor Warrent Buffet. The insurance ramifications are going to be a tragedy.

-Larry Kudlow

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:02 | 1307251 NotApplicable
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Did he really say that?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:19 | 1307299 Yes_Questions
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Probably, to his beard, pardon wife.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:49 | 1307197 Youri Carma
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5/24/2011 — Dozens of tornadoes develop = Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas, North Carolina, Virginia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp_gUwP94HU

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:46 | 1307199 The Axe
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The Federal Reserve is now seeding the atmosphere in a attempt to control the weather to.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:53 | 1307207 Yes_Questions
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:52 | 1307212 Vuvuzela
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HAARP working as intended ?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:59 | 1307230 knowless
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:04 | 1307246 dropdeadfed
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Just because the other dude hasn't said it yet:

 

Tornadoes bitchez!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:02 | 1307247 Whoa Dammit
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After the tornado there is always the FEMA disaster...

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28011183/detail.html

The video that is attached to this article shows nothing left of a GA family's house except the front of it after a recent tornado. FEMA says its livable.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:15 | 1307281 Mr. Mandelbrot
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My house was totaled in the recent Alabama tornados.  We filed with FEMA and they offered us an SBA loan.  A friggin' SBA loan?!  I have not seen one FEMA truck, employee, stand, logo, or any sign of a physical FEMA presence anywhere despite my community being trashed.  Every person I have spoken to who had their home hit by a tornado says the same thing.  I am yet to hear of anyone that has received any help from FEMA at all, so for all of you that are not in a catastrophe zone, don't believe the propaganda.  FEMA is not here helping in Alabama as far as I can tell . . . 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:20 | 1307290 topcallingtroll
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Alas as long as there are people expecting to get things from the government the dead weight of socialistic big government will be with us.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:59 | 1307608 pan-the-ist
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Exactly!  Why should I have to pay for your misfortune?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:23 | 1307302 Uncle Remus
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FEMA is not here helping in Alabama as far as I can tell . . .

Islamic Relief USA was.

http://www.islamicreliefusa.org/alabama

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:07 | 1307630 Dejean Splicer
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Not a jew in sight. Too busy counting their shekels and kissing their israeli passports.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:43 | 1307712 Hephasteus
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LOL. You trolls. Allways trying to find something you can make stupid.

 

What happens when you run out of airsupply?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or9DEqPkm2I

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:20 | 1307462 -Michelle-
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What about your homeowner's insurance?  Are they saying it's not a coverable loss?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:29 | 1307507 Mr. Mandelbrot
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Insurance is starting to come around after some wrangling. Their first settlement offer was insulting, but my general contractor has gotten them to agree to pay more than double what they initially offered. I don't need help from FEMA. Local churches sent 50 people unannounced to my cul de sac the first Saturday and did over $10,000 worth of tree work for me. My point is that we don't need big government to take care of what strong communities do for those in need. I must say, the love and community here in Alabama has purged a lot of cynicism from my soul . . .

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:01 | 1307615 pan-the-ist
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Are you going to start going to Church now?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:45 | 1307703 Mr. Mandelbrot
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It was my church that sent me 40 out of the 50 that showed up to help

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 01:05 | 1307978 FrankDrakman
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Jeezus.. and I mean that literally

Real Christians pour their hearts, and more importantly, their wallets for those in need.

You seem fit to denigrate that sentiment? How much did you give?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 08:10 | 1308373 j0nx
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Too many red voters in Alabama. No soup for you from the Obama.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 10:58 | 1308995 maximin thrax
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We had 11,000 homes damaged and about 2000 made uninhabitable from the flooding in Nashville last year. FEMA issued payments of up to $27k for individuals homes as well as money for hotels and to cover some losses to renters. There were also small business loans made available.

Almost everyone affected in Nashville was not in a flood plain and thus not required to buy flood insurance. Everyone should make sure tornado damage is covered if there is any history of tornado damage in your area. That might affect how FEMA compensates individuals suffering tornado damage vs unprecidented flooding where most are not covered for floods, but I'm not sure.

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:05 | 1307250 PolishHammer
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Economic losses are much smaller than loss of human life and we can be thankful for that...   Larry K.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:04 | 1307254 rsnoble
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My particular local is in a PDS (particularly dangerous situation) till midnight.  Storms in forecast all week.  Funnel cloud 2 miles from house a couple days ago.  And just think---tornado season is just starting!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:12 | 1307273 IQ 101
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Very interesting thread, the idea that the side show is being maintained

until the shit hits the fan seems to be growing.

This short video displays the possibilities of sheet metal and iron bits of stuff.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2nlGN6aS8g

 

 

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:51 | 1307849 Rusty Shorts
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:11 | 1307277 snarkolepsy
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I would be really nervous if I lived in the midwest right now. These storms have been coming through Calif on a much smaller scale. And blowing up when they hit the midsection. We are predicted rain in Cali tomorrow. Nervous to see how that blows up when it hits the middle. We almost never get rain this time of year.

It's been one of the coldest springs here. Normally we are hitting 100. Right now we are scraping 70deg.

This is going to cost of lot of money to fix.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:46 | 1307713 IQ 101
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Dude! look up! for crying outloud will you people

just look up?

It is called weather manipulation,

It is not a secret,

The Government is not denying it, nor are they affirming it.

Google CHEMTRAILS.

Go back to the stone age and view California water resources board,

precipitation enhansement program.

HOMICIDE, on your tax dime?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:11 | 1307766 Flakmeister
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Let me guess, the 101 is in octal?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:11 | 1307279 Uncle Remus
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David Payne is a tornado animal. I am certain if it wasn't for his handler back at the station in OKC, he'd drive into the damn things.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:14 | 1307286 topcallingtroll
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Its going to pass right over my house sometime after ten.

But dont get your hopes up.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:27 | 1307324 Yes_Questions
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I, for one, would never.

Been through many a Hurricane and besides, I think the blood around here is thicker than water...

 

Right?!?!?

Be safe.

 

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:43 | 1307363 topcallingtroll
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Yeah.

I even like the socialist assholes and paranoid gold freaks. ZH wouldnt be the same without them.

Just having fun. Tornadoes really dont faze people in tornado alley.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:57 | 1307397 goldfish1
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Yeah, that's what they were sayin' in Joplin about a week ago.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:33 | 1307523 Mr. Mandelbrot
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Yeah, they never fazed me either, until I got hit by one. I was watching the storm out my back window until debris started flying . . .

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:30 | 1307334 notadouche
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Our town is on edge.  The police had a secret email to be on the highest alert tonight as it is expected to be the worst night of hail and tornadic activity to date.  Once police man's wife sent this "secret" email on to her friends and quickly went viral.  Needless to say the authorities are not happy with the cop and her wife.  I for one don't understand why the public shouldn't get the same notice. It's my right to panic if I want and exactly what are the government officials so worried about.  I just won't let my family sleep upstairs and will be on  alert.  Why hide this info?  It's totally wreckless to keep the public in the dark about this sort of thing.   They can't protect me but they also don't want me taking precautions either.  Unbelievable.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:23 | 1307353 Rusty Shorts
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THANKS

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:43 | 1307354 sabra1
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when that 10 mile wide meteor is about to hit earth, who do you think would be notified, and who not? which way to cheyenne mountain?  

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:48 | 1307373 Things that go bump
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Its a control issue.  

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:59 | 1307403 goldfish1
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Where do you live?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:27 | 1307487 notadouche
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Wal Mart country

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 11:03 | 1309018 maximin thrax
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There's nothing your police department knew that you could not have learned from the Weather Channel, Storm Prediction Center, Accuweather.com, American Weather Forums, etc. The high risk area was defined by NOAA Tuesday morning and the PDS Tornado Watches were announced as soon as they were put up.

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:43 | 1307359 buzzsaw99
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Shit is falling out of the sky here. It would suck to survive the twister and then have a piece of something brain you from 10,000 feet.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:41 | 1307362 sabra1
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like a bag of money from the bernanks helicopter!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:54 | 1307395 buzzsaw99
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the bernank never drops in my area.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:54 | 1307388 Dulcinea
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Here it is.  Very violent, but even though in OK, I do have a basement.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:28 | 1307503 notadouche
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I miss that about the Northeast.  Not too many basements in AR where you need them more.  Go figure.  Good luck!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:03 | 1307421 Drag Racer
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watch the cell generate over the last few hours over Oklahoma/Texas. Also check the storm brewing in the pacific

http://www.goes.noaa.gov/GSSLOOPS/wcir.html

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:21 | 1307467 zice
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Marla is going to institute drupals ignore feature so we dont have to read

anymore anti-jewish bs and these fools can slip back into the primodial soup!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rdfFroO67g&feature=related

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:40 | 1307548 Madhouse
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Something is happening, certainly. Call a few years ago that weather would become more violent is coming true... and everyone knows it...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:04 | 1307622 Dejean Splicer
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Polar shift coupled with the sun pulsing in an attempt to shed a layer of plasma. It's going to get ugly.

(DIA, look for the signs spray painted on the walls Marla/Tyler --> Follow the arrow)

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:49 | 1307575 pre
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Ya think NY is safe from natural disasters?

2 words: Canary Islands

Think of the biggest tsunami in recorded history.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:18 | 1307657 Clay Hill
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Thanks for brightening my evening, the one thing I am afraid of.

Makes me wonder if living 50 miles inland is far enough.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumbre_Vieja

Thoughts and well wishes for those in the Alley.

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:55 | 1307860 notadouche
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Go Pre

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 00:17 | 1307913 laosuwan
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The largest tsunami in recorded history was in Lituya Bay, Canada, 1958. An earthquake measuring 8.3 on the Richter scale caused 40 million cubic metres of rock to fall into the sea. A wave more than half a kilometre high was created that surged through the bay devastating all in its path.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 21:57 | 1307603 Dejean Splicer
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Check out the global earthquake activity over the last 7 days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TCAA0DpfdQ

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:29 | 1307803 Sock Puppet
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I'll be right back.

I need to go take a Dejean and then wipe my Splicer.

http://trololololololololololo.com/

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 06:16 | 1308229 Pondmaster
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Birth pangs !! But death is delivered .

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:35 | 1307620 Doyle Hargraves
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BINARY STARZ + HAARP= THE END BITCHEZ!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 11:02 | 1309028 maximin thrax
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Maybe HAARP was designed to destroy the binary star? Hmmm?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 11:39 | 1309202 Doyle Hargraves
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HMMMM....Good Point!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 23:54 | 1307868 notadouche
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Maybe we shouldn't be so quick to dismiss doomsday.  It's getting pretty hairy where I'm at right now.  It's a tragedy when your neighbor gets it.  It's doomsday when you get it.  It's going to be a damned long night.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 00:10 | 1307900 TheSto
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In response to the Canary Islands scenario, I believe people who buy into it are ironically uninformed about waves and tsunamis. Tsunami's develop from a massive displacement of water deep under the ocean. Millions of tons from the Canary Islands collapsing will produce a huge wave, but it's a different type of wave from a tsunami wave. It will initially be massive, but will die out after at most a few miles. Tsunami's caused by earthquakes start small and end big, this is the opposite. I'd be more worried about other things than the Canary Islands at this point. 

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 01:42 | 1308017 Clay Hill
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Thank you for your concern, TheSto.

As a long-time Florida resident I have weathered many Hurricanes, a few Tornadoes, and the occasional flooding from torrential rains associated with them. As a Utilities worker in the lower ranks of management, I have made it my business to be aware of potential hazards associated with low probabilty / high impact natural disasters. Man-made ones too.

 It is part of my job, you see.

There is nothing paranoid, or "Doomy" about it, it's just part of the job.

While the case can be made for optimistic projections, experience has taught me to be more circumspect.

If only our friends in Japan had planned for what turned out to be a truly worst-case scenario, perhaps they could have avoided the situation they now face. But it is too late for that now, isn't it?

Rest assured, if you are a resident of the U.S. your tax dollars are safely spent for wars, Granny's pills, and bailing out failed bankers.

NO level of government shares my opinion on these matters. I know this because i've been there for some of the meetings. You are on your own, my friend. Until after the fact, that is.

Forgive me for taking steps to ensure my own safety, and I heartily encourage you to do the same.

Good luck.

 

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 00:36 | 1307944 fallst
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And Jamaica has a British nuclear submarine, mon.

My rasta stucco guy told me this. Could be trouble.

 

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 03:00 | 1308113 BlackholeDivestment
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...sure is some deadly weather, in more ways than one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QghwNqlCRE&playnext=1&list=PL8F03944E5E63FAB7

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 06:47 | 1308246 Seymour Butt
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Don't they have tornadoes e v e r y single year? Shit happens.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 08:52 | 1308472 Cthonic
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Yes, though it's been a particularly violent season.  Big difference between a twister that removes a couple of roofs and windows versus one scouring entire blocks of houses from their concrete slabs.

http://www.kltv.com/story/14540798/one-of-the-deadliest-tornado-outbreak...

Ten deadliest tornadoes in U.S. history

1. Mar 18, 1925 Missouri/Illinois/Indiana; 695 dead

2. May 6, 1840 Natchez, Mississippi; 317 dead

3. May 27, 1896 St. Louis, Missouri; 255 dead

4. April 5, 1936 Tupelo, Mississippi; 216 dead

5. April 6, 1936 Gainesville, Georgia; 203 dead

6. April 9, 1947 Woodward, Oklahoma; 181 dead

7. April 24,1908 Amite, La./Purvis, Miss.; 143 dead

8. May 22, 2011 Joplin, Missouri;  122 dead, up to 1500 still missing

9. June 12, 1899 New Richmond, Wisconsin; 117 dead

10. June 3, 1953 Flint, Michigan; 115 dead

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