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Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:34 | 1411950 Atomizer
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O'Bama is all primed up since 10:00 AM

IMF Urges U.S. Debt Ceiling Increase to Avoid ‘Severe Shock’

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-06-29/imf-urges-u-s-debt-ceiling-increase-to-avoid-a-severe-shock-to-economy.html

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:35 | 1411992 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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LaGarde is in over her head. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:49 | 1412078 Ahmeexnal
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Why are his eyes so discombobulated? Is the teleprompter not properly focused?

His speech is also impaired. More so than usual.

But I already see where this is going: MORE TAXES.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:56 | 1412101 krispkritter
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The guy holding the Teleprompter in Chief is shaking with uncontrollable laughter...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:15 | 1412511 TruthInSunshine
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Look at Obama, or Bush I or II, or Clinton, or Nixon, or Truman...

...what do you see?

American ineptness, not exceptionalism is what we should all see.

And I'm not talking about the aforementioned presidents but the sad reality that has become the mass psyche of the American Populace.

C'mon, we all know that it's true.

I often lash out bitterly and angrily, while commenting on how the criminals have taken over the institutions of our government, and this true. But I should always add the caveat "because we let them."

Some will argue that it was predetermined that the criminals would have taken over, and they would have cited the creation of the 3rd central private bank of the United States, the non-Federal Reserve, in 1910 (legally recognized in 1913) as a prime example.

This is a good rebuttal. But we've had a long time and the words and warnings of many knowledgeable people with integrity to reflect upon this type of malfeasance, yet we've done nothing about it, collectively.

I see Amerika, once known as America, definitely continuing down that rich man-poor man path that all Empires ultimately seem inclined to take.

The road less traveled would mean a lot more short term pain, sacrifice and stress, but it would possibly restore some integrity to the system and refocus our children on the good, productive and truly useful side of capitalism and free markets - but it would mean a bitter, bloody fight that I just don't think many Americans are up to the task for.

On top of all of this, any such revival would require a true leader to shake Americans from their slumber and motivate them and remind them of what we are letting slip through our grasp, and who and where is this person?

Where? Who?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:54 | 1412634 A Lunatic
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Could the road less traveled occur instead in the form of a shadow economy full of American individuals who choose to opt out of a dying system?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:22 | 1412769 Chuck Walla
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Awaken them?!?!?  Its a lot harder to rob them if they are made wise to the game. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:01 | 1412131 augie
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HE'S A LiZARD!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:19 | 1412214 Scottj88
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http://thehardrightedge.com/twilightzone/

Obama, Bush, Clinton, ... it really doesn't matter....

They are figureheads, the real power is in the central banks.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:34 | 1412308 taxpayer102
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Obama deserves whatever award the Devil bestows on liars committing murder and terrorism.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:20 | 1412488 Zero Govt
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human junk ...how could he be anything else being a progressive (closet Marxist) by ideology, a lawyer by training and a bankers rent-boy by career choice ...get ready for a tele prompted stream of trash

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:39 | 1412830 weinerdog43
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If you had a clue, you'd know he is not a Progressive.  Further, Progressive is not the same as a 'closet Marxist' whatever that is.

But since it is obvious you don't have a clue, please go back to your regularly scheduled Fox program so you have something to occupy your tiny mind.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 18:12 | 1413553 Zero Govt
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Weinerdog - what a wonderful specimen of the ignorant American electorate you are. You're not clued up to Obummas radical left beliefs reading that sugary piece of shit, his autobiography you know?

Obumma was one of Saul Alinsky’s (a 60's radical leftie loon) most prominent followers and admirers, never knowing him personally, but a practitioner of his methods. Alinksky's book, ‘Rules for Radicals’ – a book he dedicated to Lucifer is all about deception, the goal to destroy the American system of Govt by any and all means. Alinsky gathered his dumb-arsed followers with the “social change” adage while Obumma used 'Change You Can Believe In'

Alinksy was a Chicago community organiser, in fact "the father of community organizing". Obumma was a Chicago community organiser.

In a letter to the editor of The Boston Globe published on August 31, 2008, Alinsky's son David gushed about how well Obama had learned his father's teachings. He wrote, "The Democratic National Convention had all the elements of the perfectly organized event, Saul Alinsky style. Barack Obama's training in Chicago by the great community organizers is showing its effectiveness. When executed meticulously and thoughtfully, it is a powerful strategy for initiating change and making it really happen. Obama learned his lesson well."

Ryan Lizza reported in The New Republic, "When [Obama] announced his candidacy for president last month, he said the 'best education' he ever had was not his undergraduate years at Occidental and Columbia or even his time at Harvard Law School, but rather the four years he spent in the mid-'80s learning the science of community organizing in Chicago." Obama has repeated this comment in several stump speeches. 


At the heart of the Alinsky method is the concept of 'agitation' - making someone angry enough about the rotten state of his life that he agrees to take action to change it; or, as Alinsky himself described the job, to 'rub raw the sores of discontent.

Obumas connections with radical fruitcakes include America-hating Reverend Jeremiah Wright, unrepentant terrorists William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn and Nation of Islam's Louis Farrakhan. Obumma has also filled his 52 Czar (crony) positions with a nice collection of radical lefties and communists not to mention a key sponsor, lifetime socialist George Soros. 

By "closet Marxist" i mean progressives believe in communism by progressive (where they get their name) steps. Baby steps (subtle un-noticed deceipt) toward communism rather than an all-out revolution. Progressives have gained control of Comgress before, they left the same fuking bankrupt shambles behind their ignorant worthless ideological arses as will be Obummas assured legacy

There's more to fill the vast vacuum between your ears (a lefty genetic trait) but go Google you lazy toad and do some research (work) for once

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 18:59 | 1413758 blunderdog
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Glenn Beck does this shtick a lot better than you.  Show the man some professional courtesy and don't plagiarize his act.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:25 | 1412796 Sabibaby
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Like a nobel peace prize?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 17:06 | 1413399 trav7777
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in retrospect, isn't that the most fucking absurd thing that's pretty much ever happened?

All those who have the self-hating YT guilt, do us a favor and commit suicide...you are anyhow.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 15:32 | 1413051 BlackholeDivestment
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...uh, that would be ''He's the host of the Lizard King'', known as the ''host body for Lucifer''. Baaa raaack, the Goat Head.

...out of the abyss.

Muuu ha ha. Muuh ha haa haaaa.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:44 | 1412025 Freddie
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ZH is filled with a lot of Hussein Mugabe's arse boys.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:18 | 1412240 InconvenientCou...
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...and filled with tribal, intellectually lazy, self-perceived victims who spend a great deal of time and energy personally degrading people with the dim hope of lifting themselves.

It's embarassing.

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:45 | 1412391 Version 7
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Tip the plane into nose-diving and hit the afterburner.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:34 | 1411953 ArrestBobRubin
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I'd rather swim at Ft. Calhoun.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:34 | 1411957 Johnny Lawrence
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I love how Obama continues to say that Republicans want to gangbang the poor, despite the fact that the disparity between the rich and poor only gets larger on his watch.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:35 | 1411964 dexter_morgan
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the best defense is a good offense........and he is offensive for sure.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:38 | 1412015 weinerdog43
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Yes, Barry is a scumbag, but if you think Miss McConnell and the other Repugs are looking out for our best interest, you're delusional.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:47 | 1412048 dexter_morgan
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Didn't say that at all, but how nice of you to jump to the defense of the scumbag via an offensive and illustrate my point. The rich get richer and the poor poorer under both current faces of the same party, just faster when the demoncrats have control. Doesn't mean the republicans are a lot better, just kind of like the tallest midget type of thing.

Keep hoping for that change though.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:58 | 1412142 mtomato2
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Best tee-shirt of the year:

"Wipe that hope and change from your chin..."

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:13 | 1412186 dexter_morgan
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haha - very appropriate for many of the die-hards

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:55 | 1412411 GoinFawr
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You're your own 'case in point' projector.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:30 | 1412305 SRV - ES339
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You know, there really is such a thing as the lesser of two evils in politics... and it's on full display in the American model of divide and conquer democracy. Regarding the poor and middle class, he is the lesser of two evils, by a mile... IMHO (how many Democratic Governors or Presidental hopefuls were slinking out of town last weekend to attend the Koch Brothers retreat... not sure about you, but I'm thinkin' help for "the poor" and the middle class wasn't at he top of the agenda). 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:31 | 1411959 mtomato2
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Headlines like this is why I love ZH.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:27 | 1412292 magis00
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Yo -- Your name rings a bell.  Maxfield Ln mean anything to you?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:51 | 1412623 mtomato2
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Strangely, no.  Not that I like to admit it, but I've been on MarketWatch for quite awhile.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 16:04 | 1413162 magis00
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No worries - thought perhaps you and I might know one another apart from ZH.  Keep on keepin' on, mtomato2

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:35 | 1411961 RobotTrader
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I bet that any minute now, Obama is going to announce some type of "Shock and Awe" stimulus plan.

It is the only explanation for the epic ramp in cyclical stocks today:

X up 6%

AKS up 5%

FCX and HAL up 4%

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:34 | 1411987 Libertarians fo...
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All commodities just went vertical. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:45 | 1412060 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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No worries!  The Pigmen will just print more dollars and throw the fiat at the fire to stop the flames from spreading, because then the flames will be starved of....they will have no place to....the flames...sh*t, Robo, how does this work again?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:19 | 1412219 SheepDog-One
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Hey Momofader why no 'gold bugs must be shitting themselves about now' post...you instead had to scramble and find some cherries to pick? Sad...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:42 | 1412374 Greeny
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Stealth QE3 is here :)))

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:31 | 1411962 Ahmeexnal
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He's announcing another front: Iran.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:38 | 1411989 baby_BLYTHE
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we have been in World War No. 3 for ten years now.

As a World War is traditionally defined as war on 2 or more fronts

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:50 | 1412089 Vic Vinegar
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What good is this statement to me, b? 

Did you see LDK is up a buck over the last month.  Leo might have his detractors here but he knows his stuff.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:02 | 1412136 baby_BLYTHE
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I don't trade or invest in these markets. It is totally manipulated and fraudulent.

I only invest in things I can feel if dropped on my foot

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:08 | 1412169 centerline
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LOL.  That about sums it up for a lot of people now.  And rightfully so.  Although if we do go Zimbabwe, there could be some argument for paper along the way.  But, risk/reward is definately a factor there.  Rather, my take is that primary investments are best made in physical form right now.  And I am not talking all metals either!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:16 | 1412225 SheepDog-One
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Thats right Blythe. 5 front war, only ramping up in BK USA....this is all fluff for the morons.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:25 | 1412281 InconvenientCou...
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I'm with you, except I think it started in 1971.

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:42 | 1412043 Freddie
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Is that Obama's 6th or 7th war? I am losing track.  Where are all of his arse boys who post here?  I guess they are still sleeping off the drugs from last night.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:35 | 1411967 somethingelse
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I'd rather do enemas with fukushima prefecture groundwater

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:40 | 1412002 augie
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Actually that sounds rather invigorating. I would hazard to say Ryan Dunn would have done so willingly. Sorry, whenever i think of Obama i think of Jackass for some reason. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:48 | 1412055 Freddie
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Somebody give Barry the keys to a Porsche 911 GT3 and a six pack of malt liquor.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:36 | 1411973 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I don't think he really knows or cares.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:33 | 1411976 Colonel
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While Greece is burning yes let's just do the same as Greece.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:34 | 1412577 Zero Govt
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the blueprint for 'democratic Govt' going down in flames ...what a shame ..gee aren't all the others too ...we appear to have the Greek formula for self-destruction!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:37 | 1411979 ugmug
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Where's my stash?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:39 | 1411983 Mercury
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I hope he gives "shout-outs" to some of his peeps before he gets to the important stuff.

It's just so fucking cool when he does that.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:50 | 1412068 Freddie
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+1

Fvc*ing hilarious.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:01 | 1412150 silver_serf
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I was thinking to freshen things up he could wear a big clock like flava flave (without the negro dialect of course)

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:11 | 1412726 Zero Govt
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it's muvch like Flava Flave, Obumma is surrounded by women with only one chubby guy (probably gay) ...you'd think he wouldn't be so sexist and fit in some of his male bum-chums like Lloyd Blankfein, George Soros, Jamie Dimon at least! 

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:34 | 1411986 Atomizer
Wed, 06/29/2011 - 16:20 | 1413218 magis00
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Outstanding!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:36 | 1412000 alexwest
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he;s going to say
'look at greece after serious consideration on behalf of greek people members of CONgress accepted debt plan, so
lets do it here and fuck people more and more'

just a thought
alx

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:42 | 1412001 TruthInSunshine
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Obama is announcing that Biden has decided to spend more time with the fam, and he has chosen Paul Krugman as his running mate for his 2012.

Obama/Krugman 2012:  Can you believe in Change or Hope for Just 4 More Years? Please? Damnit!

 

Anyone else want to pick his 2012 cabinet assuming he's re-elected?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:36 | 1412003 Colonel
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Sup.

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:37 | 1412007 CrashisOptimistic
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WTI spiking towards 96.

Anyone think the SPR release was enough?

CRITICAL ITEM:  Stop thinking about Saudi Arabia and OPEC.  This is insanity because Russia, not KSA, is the number one producer, and they are facing old field declines approaching 10%, and even drilling 6000 new wells last year only slowed overall decline to 5%.  It is RUSSIA, not OPEC, that decides all this.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:27 | 1412799 trav7777
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it really doesn't matter when everyone is in decline who the "swing producer" is.  Russia is no more or less significant than KSA at this point.

The nations now significant are whoever is a net exporter and by what margin

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:41 | 1412010 Confucious 222
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So much for methman, badzooka, and all the other .gov fuckwads who tried to talk everyone out of their PM's.

As I have said many times, own physical and do well.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:37 | 1412011 youngman
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Right off the bat...blame it on Bush....

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:45 | 1412057 dexter_morgan
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best defense is a good offense...........

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:18 | 1412242 SheepDog-One
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I thought in Obamas case the best defense was a good golf game? Or well...at least a LOT of golf games anyway.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:21 | 1412255 dexter_morgan
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I sure hope he is improving at least. Maybe his plan is to go pro on the PGA after he's out of office.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:37 | 1412583 Zero Govt
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his golf may be improving but his country is going to shit... priorities, priorities!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:39 | 1412017 White.Star.Line
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Let me save some time and pre-empt some of the speech -

"What's best for the American people."

"Members of congress need to work together in cooperation, for the greater good, blah, blah, blah."

"The US will NOT default on our obligations."

ETC, Damn Etc....

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:43 | 1412021 MrBinkeyWhat
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YAWN! Got vodka comrades?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:52 | 1412106 SheepDog-One
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At least the Russian govt supplied its people with cheap as hell vodka, as much as they could drink. Here? $35 plastic half liter bottles of Wolfe piss rotgut. At least the Russians could suffer numbed out.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:10 | 1412177 centerline
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Wow.  Crazy prices over there.  I can definately hurt myself for alot less money - at least for now.  Although the recovery time keeps getting longer and longer.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:11 | 1412179 Bob
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I have it on good authority that in Michigan, one of the newest of the 17 states allowing "medical marijuana," the price of an ounce of highest potency cannabis has fallen to $300.  Pot heads are remarkably better mannered than drunks . . . forget the Victory Vodka, Americans are celebrating the "victory" of getting high. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:15 | 1412198 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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$300 is a rip off.  Massive deflation has hit herb prices.  Everyone grows now, why would anyone pay for it?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:27 | 1412263 Bob
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Not my area of expertise, of course, but you ask a good question.  Apparently a lot of people who still have money don't want to be bothered.  Then there are the folks who have kids or "straight" friends/family/neighbors/co-workers/associates whose radar they prefer to remain under.  The weird thing about price deflation to me is that in CA, the mother ship of bud, prices are same as ever, according to my friend in San Francisco. Arbitrage, anyone?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:24 | 1412543 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Large crop growers are having a difficult time selling because there are so many hobby growers.  It is easy to grow, after all.  Cali's #1 cash crop is experiencing massive deflation.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:39 | 1412024 ArrestBobRubin
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He said "our" administration. Not "my" administration.

I wonder who's in there with him?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:57 | 1412111 SheepDog-One
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Soros is the one with his hand up this puppets ass going back 20 years.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:03 | 1412164 mtomato2
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Re-watch the original Manchurian Candidate.

and

You know what?  It just hit me:  This is also a lot like "The Hudsucker Proxy!!"

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:51 | 1412412 Freddie
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Unfortunately, Juan McCain was Soros Plan B.  Between Edwards, Obama, Hillary and Mccain - Hillary was the best choice - how FU is that?

Tancredo & Hunter were probably the best Repubs.  Even Romney was better than McCain. The Dems crossed over in primaries to give us McCain.

Do both fake parties aka one party suck?  No doubt.  The Dems are just pure evil while the GOP is a kinder & gentler evil.  Bush was heaven compared to this New America-Zimbabwe.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:37 | 1412482 GoinFawr
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Bush was not `heaven` compared to anything. What a load of transparently partisan bullshit you`re weakly attempting to fertilize ZH with.

You: The parties are the same, aka "one party...No doubt." But the dems "pure evil" while "Bush was heaven compared to this New America-Zimb..."

Riiiight. Spare us, please.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:38 | 1412587 Freddie
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Ah no.  2000-2008 were heaven compared to this shit. Pelosi's 2006 Congress made sure that any oversight of Fannie and Freddy were blocked.  Everyone got a mortgage see before that the CRA lawsuits by ACORN by Hussein.  The Congressional videos are on youtube where the oversight govt employee is shouted down by Maxine Waters and the others in the Cong Black Caucus and Barney Frank.

Bush sucked and was a puppet for the elites but this POS is Mugabe 2.  Wipe that Hope & Change off your chin.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:48 | 1412629 GoinFawr
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"Spare us" was a polite request you ignored.

Wipe that shit off your lips, asshole.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 15:05 | 1412959 Freddie
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Your lips are blistered from all the Hope & Change

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 15:34 | 1413019 GoinFawr
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Not at all, I`m not an American; that`s your problem.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 17:10 | 1413414 trav7777
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so you're from one of the countries where he was worshipped by hordes of dipshits and/or who gave him a fucking Nobel Peace Prize?

You're even stupider than I thought.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 23:11 | 1414242 GoinFawr
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Narf. Narf.

No trav 'stupider than anyone thought possible' is still being a bigot in 2011; this means you.

And even worse, you wear your bigotry like its some idiotic medal of honour; though I suppose that suits you, caged albino rat that you are. You just love to play the victim, don't you?

And yah shit while it may be entirely irrelevant to this thread, I am not at all surprised that you view anyone from any country other than America as 'stupid' because you somehow believe that every last citizen of those god-forsaken lands voted in an international unicorn referendum responsible for awarding Obama a peace prize. What a heroic point you've made grand wizard trav; though you must admit that it is not quite as sharp as the one on your hoody-hat, or maybe that is just the 'natural' shape of your head? Neither would surprise me.

Now, more to the point, can you find a single thing I've written on this thread, or any other for that matter, in support of Obama?

Ans. Of course not. So blow me if you enjoy reading blatantly partisan politics when it is painfully obvious that the only diff between the demublicans is the rhetoric.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:40 | 1412027 putbuyer
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I'm all wee weed up!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:40 | 1412029 augie
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Is he saying right "meow" instead of "now" like from super troopers? Oh please, please let me not be hallucinating and the world really be that un-sane.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:10 | 1412175 mtomato2
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That would be SO damn funny.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:44 | 1412031 Dkizzle49855
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I would rather stick a fork in my eye than to have to endure more of the Telepromter in Chief yaking about his vision of reality.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:41 | 1412037 I am Jobe
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I can't watch this idiot. Time to drink and leave the USA and f the IRS.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:31 | 1412315 augie
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"technically speaking, we have to run around and do a whole bunch of things to make sure our bills are paid"

I hate to say it, but the evidence for this point of view is overwhelming. I never would have thought in my short time alive that i would want to live anywhere but the U.S. Times they are a changin'... 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:42 | 1412040 Jason T
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1st question Obama should ever get after his speech is: Who wrote it? Who wrote the speech you just read off the teleprompter?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:46 | 1412042 Eireann go Brach
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Fuck off back to Kenya!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:47 | 1412045 I am Jobe
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Send me the fucking Power Point Presentation which i can read it myself.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:47 | 1412050 SheepDog-One
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He's been spouting this bullshit since when Hillary was the front runner. 'Tax breaks for corporate jet owners'? Gag me with a spoon.

Uh oh....just heard him say 'Little Johhny and Suzie wont be getting that college....everyone has to 'sacrifice'....lol Greek austerity up for US next WAY sooner than Sheeple'merica thinks!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:48 | 1412054 silver_serf
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Com'on Barry...we all know congress is stalling because they are racists.  Divide and conquer...rich vs. poor

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:50 | 1412090 silver_serf
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How about these "journalists" asks the prompter who has created the largest deficit in history...or why there has not even been a budget passed in the last 2 years

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:59 | 1412119 John McCloy
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You should know by now the prompter does not take questions.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:10 | 1412496 Freddie
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The news media and all of TV and hollywood fawn over everything he does including Fox.  They are all the same.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:45 | 1412058 ebworthen
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Teleprompter Man strikes again!

Why does he never say anything about arresting malfeasant bankers?

Oh, right, they funded his campaign.

"Hopey Changey Hopey Dope"

Say that again Mr. Teleprompter POTUS?  Trade agreements?  Easier patents?  Tax cuts?  CONgress needs to act?  Really?  So what in the hell are you having a press conference for?  $4 Trillion in savings or spending cuts? 

Isn't that less than we gave to the banks and insurance companies and Wall Street via bailouts and the FED backdoor and POMO, TALF, TARP, QE I and QE II?

"Tough decisions and balanced solutions" OMFG, more platitudes.

Jesus f'ing K-rist, we are so screwed.

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:47 | 1412073 dexter_morgan
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Yep. That's why the bankers are so blatant in their malfeasance.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:52 | 1412080 SheepDog-One
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'Tough decisions' time....now that Wall St criminal syndicate has gone on a 3 year pirate binge of all time record proportions and not a single arrest, or even investigation! $27 trillion thrown at the banksters, now little Johhny and Grammie have to 'sacrifice'....got ammo?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:50 | 1412063 becky quick and...
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who knew that all of the country's problems were due to corporate jet owners?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:52 | 1412084 dexter_morgan
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lol

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:53 | 1412086 SheepDog-One
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Damn corporate jet owners! Of course Obama isnt one of them, simply not part of the problem with his 300 person entourage constantly flying around the world with him.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:54 | 1412093 dexter_morgan
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Not to mention the first lady's elaborate entourage

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:55 | 1412118 Freddie
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Don't forget Pelosi's fleet of larger Gulfstreams owned by the US Air Force she and her family used for 4 years.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:40 | 1412615 Zero Govt
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Yes Nancy really knows how to live the humble socialists lifestyle ...and very in touch with the unemployed (many pushed out of jobs by draconian labour laws and Dem meddling in the economy) and the homeless (see Dems bankrupt rotting social housing vehicles Fanny and Freddie). What a woman, perfect according to her own publicity

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:50 | 1412064 Dardan
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He won't cut a fucking thing.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:50 | 1412091 SheepDog-One
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Oh he WILL cut your retirement, seize your 401K and pension, and raise taxes on you....'corporate jet owners' is code for YOU!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:50 | 1412066 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Let me be clear ... its all good bitchez.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:46 | 1412069 Dr Zaius
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The drones are on their way to Greece now. And this time, it will just be days, not weeks as Obama knows who's ass to kick.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:50 | 1412070 mr. mirbach
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The bottom line - The idiot legislators have no idea what they are doing,  vascillating between pissing off the FSA or pissing off those that provide campaign funds.

 

My bet, extend and pretend and kick the can until after the 2012 election cycle. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:56 | 1412128 SheepDog-One
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Then what? All bullshit, this joker has a 60% disaproval rating on handling of the economy. Election is a pipe dream, and not going to happen no way this BS floats along smoothly for yet another 16 months while the rest of the world burns.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:56 | 1412658 Sunshine n Lollipops
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Approval ratings? Election? How quaint. C'mon Sheep, you know they stopped counting votes to determine the winners some time back. If the bankstas want the Bammajamma, then the Bammajamma they shall have.

And to anybody who is actually watching that lying sack of shit, why torment yourself? It's just not good for your blood pressure.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:09 | 1412701 Sancho Ponzi
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They know what they are doing. They are getting freaking rich. That's all they care about other than getting re-elected. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:51 | 1412075 youngman
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Yep the oil companies and those private jet owners are going to pay off our debt.....boy are we stupid we didn´t think of that before...he also has a pre approved list of questioners....how do you get to do that.....so staged questions and staged teleprompter...what a President...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:47 | 1412076 andybev01
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Reduce the cost of medicae etc.

 

Start with the federal gubmint's golden shower...er, umbrella healthcare.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:48 | 1412079 Colonel
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Those evil corporate jets.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:55 | 1412120 I Am The Unknow...
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Yes, it is the evil corporate jets that are responsible for the pain the middle class is suffering.  As Obamaramalamadingdong just said...those rich republicans can keep their evil corporate jets but they'll just have to pay a little more or else there will be no air safety, weather service, or safe food to eat, and just what kind of evil corporate jet flight experience would you have if there was no weather service or safe food to eat on board?

Sounds like a really strong argument to me...

If every american just gave a dollar a day to ensure food safety and good weather reports then we wouldn't have this problem now would we?

HAHAHAHAHA!  This is just GREAT theatre.  Gotta go...popcorn's done in the microwave

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:39 | 1412593 GoinFawr
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Microwave popcorn is just about as tasty as plastic rice.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:54 | 1412095 RobotTrader
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Wow, California talking up a sales tax on all items bought at Amazon, stock explodes to new world record highs....

http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=amzn&ins...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:00 | 1412148 plocequ1
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Outstanding service. They never gave me a hard time on returns. A pleasure to do business with. May their stock go to 600

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:28 | 1412297 PY-129-20
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I have to agree. May their stock go to 800.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:51 | 1412097 yakmerchant
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Scholarships to the indoctrination camps will be the last thing cut.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:51 | 1412099 Freddie
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Amazing. ZH posters filled with contempt for the Scumbag teleprompter.  His supporters who post here daily must be sleeping off the crack from last night or watching reruns of Fat Alec Baldwin and 30 Rock.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:23 | 1412270 SheepDog-One
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Obamas supporters usually dont show up on ZH till mid afternoon, sleeping off their screwtop wine hangovers. Cant say I blame em.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:33 | 1412325 Freddie
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It is hilarious to see everyone here has 1 junk.  Some pissed off hussein-mugabe-obama supporter.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:15 | 1412513 blunderdog
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This is really the best you can do, isn't it?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:56 | 1412103 Miss Expectations
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Mr. False Dichotomy

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:56 | 1412104 Dr. Engali
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Blah blah blah..... class warfare .....blah . Republicans bad democrats good (really they're both one in the same).

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:53 | 1412107 RobotTrader
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New highs on Starbucks.

Where's the depression?

LOL....

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:54 | 1412113 SheepDog-One
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Fuck off and die clown fart.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:01 | 1412130 Spastica Rex
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Oh, come on. Starbucks is the American economy. Why do you hate America? Have a coffee flavored moloko and watch some TV; you'll feel better.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:18 | 1412208 assumptionblindness
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SD1, don't sweat Robo.  He is merely pointing out the short-covering that is going on.  I suspect that he is ALMOST as shocked as the rest of us when looking at the action in certain stocks today.  Robo will always trumpet Cramer's mantra; "There is always a bull market somewhere..." 

Everyone who follows ZH on a regular basis has value even if some of us see things through slightly (or massively) different paradigms.  Robo is not a ZH approved contributor for nothing. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:28 | 1412278 SheepDog-One
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Anyone could go cherry pick whatever stock happens to be up for the moment and report it here like he owns it.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:35 | 1412338 css1971
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RobotTrader points out the new Children Friendly® form of capitalism® which we should all be following. The new and approved® stock markets.

etc

etc

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 15:49 | 1413087 pods
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Nerf Capitalism. 

pods

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:02 | 1412138 ebworthen
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Black Tulips and South Seas Company shares are hitting new highs too.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:50 | 1412407 dexter_morgan
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it's the latte recovery

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:58 | 1412114 earnulf
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IMO debt limit will pass, through 2012 elections, so that the 2013 cycle has to deal with the "problems" left them by the last administration, etc, etc, rinse and repeat.

Only thing up in the air is what BS story they will spin for the short attention span folks (in 30 seconds or less)

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:59 | 1412117 Spastica Rex
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"The noose is tightening around him."

Obama the Executioner.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:11 | 1412137 SheepDog-One
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'Read my lips...Libya will be days, certainly not weeks'

OH but now 4 months later 'the noose is tightening'...lol yea around Obamas own neck!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:00 | 1412121 ArrestBobRubin
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"Consulting" with congress. Hah.

You're in violation of the War Powers act you phony D bag.

What a seriously dangerous asshole.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:58 | 1412139 Cdad
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"I don't have to get to the Constitutional question."  B. Obama

A momentary slip of honesty from the teleprompter.

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