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Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:28 | 1412276 SeverinSlade
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I love how he completely contradicted himself.  The War Powers Act was implemented to prevent unconstitutional wars to be waged by the Executive branch and he agrees with the resolution...but Libya isn't a war and therefore he isn't violating the constitution.

Do most Americans realize that this guy is a constitutional lawyer? 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:38 | 1412355 mr. mirbach
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Where is the proof that he actually ever graduated with a JD, let alone ever actually taught law.  The O is a total phony Kenyan poser.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:18 | 1412525 Freddie
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+1

No one has ever seen any of his records because they are all sealed.  Who does that?  Who seals all their records?  What kind of country or news media looks the other way when a "leader" does that?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 17:13 | 1413423 trav7777
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a country looking desperately for a numinous negroe?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:02 | 1412141 Superslam
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Yawn. I've seen this act before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlwk8rh425Y

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:05 | 1412143 I Am The Unknow...
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What we need most right now is a new Federal law that gives gay partners the right to visit their loved ones in any hospital, anywhere, anytime.  Now THAT will fix the economy!

 

....ooops, sorry, my bad and politically incorrectness...I meant to include transgenders and adopted bastard lizard children and ostriches as well.  I hope I haven't left anyone out....especially hermaphrodites (sorry worms!)..

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:02 | 1412686 Zero Govt
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yes you missed tiddly 2 inch fish have a higher right to water than Californian farmers wanting to water their crops and arseholes behind desks at the EPA know better how to forest than local forestors themselves .. i could go on ad neusium (subsidies/meddling in property, banking, automobiles, farming, nuclear etc) how long you got?!!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 15:41 | 1412741 I Am The Unknow...
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I would like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologize to the tiddly 2 inch fish and all other 2 inch fishes out there and in fact, all fishes, for my insensitivities.  It was an oversight on my part, and it should not happen again.  It is exactly this kind of anti-fish rhetoric that divides our nation, and that behaviour is inexecusable.  I look forward to working with fishes on both sides to reach a workable solution to this most pressing problem.     

As a TOKEN of my sincerity, I hope fish everywhere will join with me as we sing "fish don't fry in the kitchen...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV0fmNo7474&feature=related

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:02 | 1412144 streetman
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So, it's corporate jets vs. food safety???  A new low, even for this asswipe...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 11:59 | 1412145 ArrestBobRubin
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Mr. Obama, Mr. Gaddafi is a piker compared to you. 

YOU are the tyrant. Get it straight dumbass.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:26 | 1412146 bigdumbnugly
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"the people of new york discussed..."

no they didn't mr. president.   our completely inept NYS politicians did though.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:45 | 1412867 blunderdog
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Well dunno where you are, but I live in NYC, and for damn sure, MANY of my neighbors discussed that gay marriage subject.

I don't know that there's much connection between the discussions of the people and the legislation by the politicians, but this is a republic, after all. 

The people aren't *supposed* to be making such decisions.  At least, not according to Constitutional design.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:04 | 1412149 SheepDog-One
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Oh right, lets obsess over 'gays, trangendered, trans-species'...every other fucking freak out there while the country burns....YEA!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:01 | 1412153 monopoly
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Gold at day high, only 3% off of its all time high. Miners acting better. No comments on gold Robot? Nah, not when they are up. Only when they dump. What a guy.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:07 | 1412163 SheepDog-One
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Robo is a cherry picking clown fart.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:06 | 1412156 bankruptcylawyer
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the feed is coming in about 1/3 of a second faster than the television feed. i like it.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:04 | 1412168 bill1102inf
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its a glitch in the matrix

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:06 | 1412159 SheepDog-One
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OH right back to 'shovel ready infrastructure jobs' again! Yea right! HOW does he keep a straight face? Hypnotism?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:14 | 1412211 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I wonder if Obama has ever picked up a shovel.  I bet he has soft, baby hands.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:25 | 1412258 andybev01
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Botox.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:03 | 1412165 I Am The Unknow...
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New SBA small business financing programme from the IMF:

NO money down!  NO payments for 6 months! SPECIAL 29.98% introductory interest rate adjusted annually!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:04 | 1412167 takeaction
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I love questions....no teleprompter...ready for a big slip.  We will see.  Silver and Gold...BOOM. Keep talking Barry...Silver up $1.20...LOL

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:09 | 1412174 SheepDog-One
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Its like a time machine...transpose this on any of his 3 year old campaign speeches, exact same shit.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:16 | 1412213 Larry Darrell
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That's because he hasn't changed writers..........see below:

 

Previouse speeches ->  4 million jobs "created or saved" to help the economy

Current speech ------->  4 trillion dollars "cut or saved" to help the budget

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:04 | 1412170 SheepDog-One
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'Walk and chew gum at the same time'? LOL, doesnt he mean walk and smoke crack rock at the same time?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:28 | 1412549 tamboo
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smoke crack and get rahmmed up the ass at the same time.

https://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2010/05/27/washington-insider-ob...

him and rahm are in the same talmud study group too.

http://www.come-and-hear.com/editor/america_2.html

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:07 | 1412171 treasurefish
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"My fellow Americans. Our economy is toast. Yes, it's Bush's fault, but now I am going to fix it.  To Win The Future, we must all be prepared to make shared sacrifices for the greater good. That's why I am calling for a five-point stimulus plan to get the car out of the ditch:

1. I have authorized all of the alphabet agencies under my branch to increase hiring.

2. We are going to raise taxes just for those making $250k or more, but we are also instituting a new VAT tax for all.

3. I have instructed the IRS to audit everyone for the past 7 years to make sure that everyone is paying their fair share.

4. We are opening up the border with Mexico, and there will be no more deportations.

5. Congress must raise the debt ceiling, because the IMF told us to. Together we will bail out the world, and they will thank us later.

Remember the Big O during election season! That is all." 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:15 | 1412199 dexter_morgan
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We knew it was 'Bush's fault' - that how the ass clown got elected. Now 3 years in to it we're worse off? I guess hopey changey devoid of good ideas really doesn't work after all.......

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 17:20 | 1413427 trav7777
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Obama's failure is clearly the result of whitey rayciss's

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:05 | 1412173 wherewasi
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See my curtains?  Gold, bitchez...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:07 | 1412180 mtomato2
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Everybody subtract one "junk" from your posting and we will all be back to normal.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:08 | 1412183 QQQBall
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Someone tell the fucktard that BA is moving WITHIN the US... No follow-up - this is bad kabuki

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:11 | 1412184 Hondo
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pretty worthless press conference but, that's standard for bankrupt states.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:08 | 1412185 A Lunatic
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Bend over or we will poison your food, allow terrorists on planes, and throw Grandma under the bus.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:09 | 1412187 monopoly
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And interest rates just keep ticking higher. Just what the Bernank does not want.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:09 | 1412189 I Am The Unknow...
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GOOD TIMES!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM95AwDgask&feature=related

Hey if the shoe fits, put it on.  After all, the man (Obama) is from Chicago politics and so this theme song from the tv series "Good Times" says it all.  May I point out the phrases:

"Temporary layoffs: Good Times,

Easy credit ripoffs: Good Times,

Ain't we lucky we got 'em: Good Times"

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:13 | 1412191 ebworthen
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What a tool.

Can we train the computer "Watson" to be President?  He'd at least have an excuse for spewing hackneyed phrases and flipping political pancakes.

I'm sure the animatronics are there to move the eyebrows, eyeballs, lips, and make emphatic gestures.

We could take the Presidents since Eisenhower and program in all the speeches.

Might come out like this:

"We will walk and chew gum at the same time on the Moon and 69 is the same between transgender debt clowns on corporate jets with Islamic extremists not paying new taxes for our balanced budget with an unlimited debt ceiling, and I did not have sex with that woman."

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:10 | 1412192 Archimedes
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So what's up with Libya? I have not heard much in the past few weeks. Is that thing over yet? Did we win? </sarc>

 

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:16 | 1412200 SheepDog-One
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The guy with all the answers here, Obama, said it would be days, certainly not weeks. Now 4 months later, he says 'the noose is tightening'....yea maybe around his own clown neck.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:10 | 1412193 SheepDog-One
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What a liar. Gadaffi never carried out a terrorist attack against the US.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:14 | 1412205 dexter_morgan
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Yeah, was thinking about that. When 'Bush lied and kids died' after we went in to Iraq, there were anti-war protesters on just about every street corner. Now that we've opened hostilities on so many fronts, where the hell is the anti-war crowd?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:20 | 1412226 ebworthen
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There were no jobs so their kids had to join up to get food and healthcare.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:38 | 1412331 Rule of 72
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They are an arm of the Democrat Party.  They are sheep and they do what they're told by MoveOn, ANSWER, etc.  They're not actually "anti-war" when their guy is dropping the bombs.

BHO has made me realize that if we want fewer wars, we have to keep liberals/Democrats out of the Oval Office.  That way the "anti-war" zombies can actually serve as a counterweight instead of being useless and compliant as a liberal/Democrat drags us into more conflicts.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 17:21 | 1413431 trav7777
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Obama is BLACK y'all...he black...he blackity black and he black.

WTF more do you need to know?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 20:38 | 1414081 Eireann go Brach
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And we all know what 80% of folks on here want to just call him..he is a "........"

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:51 | 1412879 blunderdog
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He didn't attack "US soil" but that doesn't mean he wasn't responsible for 'Merkin deaths.  Remember Lockerbie?

(You've gotta think like a lawyer when you listen to these guys talk.  What he said would never qualify as a "lie" in the courtroom.)

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:15 | 1412196 SheepDog-One
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The hallmark of dictatorships is constant speeches by the head dictator.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:18 | 1412206 Scottj88
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http://thehardrightedge.com/twilightzone/

Obama, Bush, Clinton, ... it really doesn't matter....

They are figureheads, the real power is in the central banks.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:16 | 1412224 dexter_morgan
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It certainly has turned out to be that way. Two sides of the same f'd up coin.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:21 | 1412765 Stuck on Zero
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Republicans talk to the middle class and give to the rich.

Democrats talk to the poor and give to the rich.

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:18 | 1412207 hewhohesit8s
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I am amazed at the low information content in the comments in this thread.  The comments were what drew me to ZH.  Now, it seems it's just a rehash of Hot Air without the overt cheering for (R).

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:21 | 1412232 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Bad morning?

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:23 | 1412246 ebworthen
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How much information can there be making fun of a teleprompter press conference?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:28 | 1412277 hewhohesit8s
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I'm all for making fun.  No need to make up sh*t or regurgitate talking points.  Make an original observation, refute a spin, point out a sin of omission.  But just spewing vitriolic drivel because you hate the man is no more than spam under another guise.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:34 | 1412334 ebworthen
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Okay.

The Office of the President, the Executive Branch, is no longer relevant.

Indeed; the Judicial, Legislative, and Executive Branches are irrelevant; they are interlopers in the war between banking elites and the populace.

If these branches want to be relevant they need to support the people or they will be wiped from the slate of history in bood and violence.

Listen to Obama talk about families being "responsible" when he hasn't put one of his criminal banking political donors in prison or done jack shit with his "Commander in Chief" powers other than bullshit and waste money dicking around in Libya.

He is irrelevant.

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:41 | 1412372 hewhohesit8s
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A well stated point of view.  I disagree with youur POV because there is no evidence that the wheels are in motion to start the revolt you speak of.  90% of Americans are working and getting along just fine. A president shouldn't have the power to toss people in jail.  An independant judiciary needs to do that.  Your system is very effective at providing checks and balances.  It also makes sure that one man can not to too much good, nor too much bad.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:00 | 1412435 GoinFawr
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"90% of Americans are working and getting along just fine..."?

erm... I hate to break this to you, but...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:29 | 1412553 Cocomaan
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Hmmmm... I don't think 90% of Americans are "getting along just fine" when the majority of them have less than a few thousand $$'s in retirement savings.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:51 | 1412636 Freddie
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+1

About 75% of the 90% are hanging on by their finger nails and their grip is slipping.  I have never seen anything like it.  People are barely holding it together.  Chavez came in and wiped out the Venezuela middle class which was not huge but they had a middle class.  Same thing is going on here.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:23 | 1412788 GoinFawr
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I should warn you that coprophagy has certain health risks you need to be aware of: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2600/is-coprophagia-dangerous

So be careful which big stinky coilers (like Chavez=Banking Cartel) you nom down on.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:19 | 1412216 ArrestBobRubin
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Yeesh. Is this dude drunk on Love or what?

Anyone seen Reggie?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:19 | 1412221 I Am The Unknow...
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Breaking news:  "Obama Says Iraq is a Democracy" - and MSM agrees!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:16 | 1412229 Caveman93
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Collapse will be in days... perhaps weeks commencing in 3...2...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:21 | 1412230 djsmps
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Did he declare himself above the law with regards to the War Powers Act?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:31 | 1412310 b-rad-is-rad
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Yes he did.

 

Also in regards to the constitution.

 

The "processes" don;t matter and congress is just being "political" by whining about not being consulted.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:31 | 1412314 b-rad-is-rad
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Yes he did.


Also in regards to the constitution.


The "processes" don;t matter and congress is just being "political" by whining about not being consulted.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:53 | 1412404 A Lunatic
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That's because this is a nation built upon "the tradition of Law" LOL

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:57 | 1412667 Freddie
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Laws?  What laws?  He now makes the laws like Chavez, Mugabe, Fidel.  Fvvkking Dem scum who "voted" in this evil POS.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:21 | 1412231 I Am The Unknow...
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"Promise made, promise kept, bitchez!" - Barak Obama June 29, 2011

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:36 | 1412318 andybev01
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real or not, that's funny stuff right there.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:37 | 1412349 Caveman93
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God bless here for finally noticing. House arrest just like unemployment gives you a new prospective on things. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:40 | 1412363 John McCloy
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GTFO
Tyler I think you just got another headline lol. This will bring some eyeballs to ZH.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:22 | 1412237 Dr. Engali
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Is there a government loony in here whose sole job is to monitor and junk anybody who disagrees with das fuhrer?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:20 | 1412253 ebworthen
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Seems to be a junk bot, junks without saying anything, duh.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:07 | 1412688 Freddie
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They are all over the place and on the govt payroll. Same thing in 2008 and it has not stopped.  Every response here has 1 junk. 

Hillary's people were steam rolled on Huff Post back in 2008.  Not that I like her at all but I watched what was going on.  

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:18 | 1412238 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Isn't there a golf-course missing it's idiot right about now?

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:23 | 1412243 dexter_morgan
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LOL

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:18 | 1412239 BanksterSlayer
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The shiny gold curtain with the secret symbols woven into the brocade is the only important message in this speech. Bix Weir should be jumping up and down right about now.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:19 | 1412245 ArrestBobRubin
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"Libya's people protected".

Can you believe this schmuck?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:20 | 1412249 b-rad-is-rad
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Did he really just say the "preocesses" in declaring war/bombing other countries don't matter?!

 

Fuck this guy.

 

I really think the white house is stocked with constitution decorated toilet paper.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:26 | 1412265 b-rad-is-rad
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processes*

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:54 | 1412631 nah
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war against rape and murder in africa

.

thats not a war thats freedom... freedom we can fight for...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:24 | 1412250 ArrestBobRubin
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No dummy, YOU need to go. Gaddafi can stay.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:22 | 1412266 dexter_morgan
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Is he still flapping his gums? Geez.......it's lunchtime dude

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:26 | 1412267 Hedgetard55
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Ironic that the first bisexual President doesn't support gay marriage.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:35 | 1412340 andybev01
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*snicker*

Rupaul already covered that issue: http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/16/rupaul-the-obamas-are-a-drag/

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:23 | 1412271 YesWeKahn
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Heck, everyone gets 1000 in extra in the pocket? where?

Does Bill gates care? Does Buffet care? They get more than that.

Middle classes? nothing.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:27 | 1412274 medicalstudent
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'im not gonna make news on that today'

 

please, oh benevelent ruler, please, make the news for us. we are so bored with the world you have created. please make some news.

...

news is never made. only reported.

 

cant even listen to this douche anymore.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:24 | 1412275 AldoHux_IV
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I think between the lesser of 2 evils now is really getting a repugnant in office because at least the peasantry won't be as confused to as how the lies and bullshit coming from the dumbocraps as truth.

IMHO there is no difference between this guy and Bush or put another way-- there is no difference between dumbocraps and repugnants-- they only serve their corporate masters and all this is bullshit rhetoric.

Our country is lost and democracy is dead here. Make no mistakes about it-- the sad thing is that none of this matters because it's only going to get worse from here. God, hearing this guy talk economics makes me want to puke-- it's almost like hearing Bush read poetry.

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:25 | 1412283 andybev01
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Blah blah blah; entitlements.

Blah blah blah; middle east.

Blah blah blah; jobs/shovels.

Blah blah blah; Bush.

Blah blah blah; equality.

Blah blah blah; debt.

Blah blah blah; Republicans.

Blah blah blah, Blah blah blah, Blah blah blah, Blah blah blah;...................

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:37 | 1412327 InconvenientCou...
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Your listening skills are remarkable. Matched, only by your lack of memory. This yada yada bullshit is from 2002.

This country is clearly poised to claim it's rightful place in history.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:50 | 1412405 andybev01
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Put yer glasses on grandpa; 'yada yada' looks nothing like 'Blah blah blah'.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:37 | 1412288 QQQBall
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Gun-running to Mexico is "not appropriate"... Ya think?

 

Why not just publish and list of talking points and run it below "Ben & Jerry" re-runs. We are d00med. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:30 | 1412289 Atlantis Consigliore
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tink u veedy mooch mr  preeesident....

 

kickiee de can  down da road;

 

put some Greece in it.  

 

watch greece, italy, portugal, spain collapse...

 

EUUUUUUWWWWWWW  da stink in europe;

 

weres, austin, larry, and the others 12 dwarves,

who have fled for the colleges to teach???

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:37 | 1412294 SheepDog-One
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OK I cant stand any more, the dictator has been babbling for over an hour this is worse than Castros endless speeches. Only difference is viewing of Obama speeches is not mandatory punishable by death....yet.

LOL, here comes the threats 'if we dont raise the debt ceiling wildly, you will be the ones screwed, it all depends on us spending more or Mr and Mrs America gets it up the ass....see we already spent the money anyway, now got to pay for it'....uh oh.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:32 | 1412295 ebworthen
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What he says means nothing.

Talk, talk, talk - blah...blah...blah...

BULLSHIT

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:46 | 1412541 TruthInSunshine
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I will give the cliff notes version of this speech and Q&A session by Obama for those who missed it:

1)  More taxes needed - government hungry.

2)  More taxes needed - must feed Wall Street.

3)  More taxes needed - must feed military-industrial complex.

4)  Debt good. Spending should exceed revenue.

5)  If Congress doesn't raise the debt ceiling, which we all know they will anyways, Wall Street will crush 401(k)/Pension/Retirement accounts, WWIII will erupt, other great calamities will erupt, and an asteroid and/or solar flare and/or meteor shower will knock out cable television for at least one year.

6)  We can deal with a 5 trillion per annum deficit, if we need to, and 202 trillion debt, so long as interest rates are really, really low, because that's good for the economy, based on the advice and sage wisdom of Ben Bernanke, who is really a genius when it comes to the economy and monetary policy.

7)  The unemployment rate and inflation may rise significantly between now and November 2012, but both should drop off immediately after I'm re-elected, and I'll balance the budget by 2013 and wipe out the national debt the final year of my 2nd term, when the unemployment rate will be 1.23% and inflation will be less than 1%.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:26 | 1412785 Zero Govt
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8) and the sun will shine out of my Presidential banker-puppet arse if you're stupid enough to believe a single trigger word i'm saying

God Bless America (translation: swallow apple pie while my sponsors rape what's left of her) 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:35 | 1412296 GOSPLAN HERO
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Comrade President Obama is a peaceful agrarian reformer.

... just ax Libya.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:35 | 1412298 SirIssacNewton
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Obummer.....he really bums me out.  His voice grates on my every last nerve because everything he spews is absolute crap.  "Dems" and "Repub" are both cut from the same corrupt tree.... you can't really tell them apart.  

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:53 | 1412381 andybev01
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Not to me.

HIs voice is soft, well modulated and soothing. so much so that I start to drift off and nothing he says registers.

 

(look everyone; Michelle Obama found the 'junk' button)

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:10 | 1412724 Freddie
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No. Dems - for electing this evil POS - are light years worse.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:32 | 1412299 djsmps
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Today's phrase: "balanced approach"

I expect to hear this on CNBS a lot.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:29 | 1412300 SheepDog-One
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Yellow street lights dont 'flash', dickhead.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:32 | 1412320 hewhohesit8s
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Pedantic.  If you don't understand the point, maybe you can ask for an explanation. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:39 | 1412343 SheepDog-One
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OH I see....I just dont understand the delicate terminology...yea whatever douchebag.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:56 | 1412422 hewhohesit8s
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Other than expressing unsubstantiated hate, was there a point to your original and subsequent comments?  I didn't think so.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 16:57 | 1413363 Bay of Pigs
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So says the man who thinks "90% of Americans are doing just fine".

Yeah right. One paycheck from being totally busted and stone cold broke.

So what's your point other than saying something stupid?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:34 | 1412306 I Am The Unknow...
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gots to pay 'dem bills bitchez, gots to pay 'dem bills!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:36 | 1412321 Atomizer
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Can't believe this windbag is still on TV.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:35 | 1412337 hewhohesit8s
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use the remote if you have no interest.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:56 | 1412421 andybev01
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If one of the many political hackers wanted to make a real impact they shoulf screw with te the 'puter that feeds his teleprompter.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:32 | 1412322 camoes
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Should we buy gold and silver Mr. President?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:33 | 1412324 GOSPLAN HERO
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He is a jism stain.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:33 | 1412326 Silver Dreamer
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/vomit  I cannot watch this puppet without throwing up.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:34 | 1412332 P-K4
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I've seen tougher questions on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader " (it's "Second Grader" for major US cities).

With speaking skills like that, I wonder how he was remembered in class at whatever (online) Ivy league school he was purported to have attended.

The MSM will now re-broadcast how corporate jets are being saved in lieu of scholarships for gang members and octo-moms. Watch for the message to be repeated ad infintum how taxcuts for the rich that are holding up the budget talks.

Ahmadinejad, Chavez and Putin are drooling over how well the puppy media is trained for Bho.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:52 | 1412910 trav7777
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how about the States like Maryland that passed in-state tuition bennies for illegal aliens?  Legal resident of Virginia?  Fuck you.  Illegal alien?  Yeah, come on in.

The people are so pissed they are putting it onto referendum.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:38 | 1412333 ArrestBobRubin
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How is it possible that this dude could actually make us miss Dubya's pressers? Or even just Dubya? I never would have believed that would be possible.

The Whole World Is Watching.

Imagine what they think of America after getting a load of these 2 trainwrecks, back to back?

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:39 | 1412335 AldoHux_IV
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The world growth rate needs to be 15% just to properly service all of the existing debt that's out there-- there is no way we can grow out of this.

"Markets will be unpredictable" & "Market participants will pull their money out" Translation: they will have no longer have control over manipulating the market & that they will be pulling out the money that the taxpayer help fund (in other words the money that's not their's).

Obama is a liar and he doesn't understand the markets nor the economy.  He sounds like just all the other assholes that have turned over our free market economy to the centrally planned criminal cartel that only serves the faceless global banker.

We can default, destroy the debt, and recover for the first time since the crisis began.  It's the only way to properly grow.  His analogies are false and misleading-- he's using scare tactics and just threatened the social benefits from an already dwindling social class in the US (the un-top 2%).  Now he's pulling out all the stops on trying to illustrate something that doesn't apply to our current situation.

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:39 | 1412339 zerozulu
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Malia ans Sasha are not spending more than their pocket money.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:39 | 1412341 I Am The Unknow...
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Don't get spooked!  We really are living in GOOD TIMES:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQHpV0F2xx4

Looks like JJ did grow up to be President after all!

AND, here is what is ahead of us:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5DnqW3F57E

That's right "We buy AND SELL junk" (junk muni bonds that is)

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:36 | 1412344 Silver Dreamer
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Don't worry.  Biden is in charge of the "process."  Woosh, thank God!  I cannot wait to see Biden's awesome pwnage!!!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:36 | 1412347 Aknownymouse
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condescending bitch

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:40 | 1412348 Rule of 72
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That's about all I can take.  I can't listen to lies.  All I do is dissect his bullshit that he continues to spew.  Not really productive or healthy to wade through bullshit.  You're better off avoiding it.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:41 | 1412351 Cpl Hicks
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Will no one rid us of this meddlesome fool?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:37 | 1412352 Caveman93
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That's right Barry Git err dun!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:46 | 1412375 mojine
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A whole metric shitload of "git'er done!"

I'd love to see someone make him "shovel-ready!"

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:10 | 1412353 I Am The Unknow...
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I knew it!  He has "been doin' Bin Laden"

The next question from the MSM should be:

"pitcher or catcher?"

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:39 | 1412357 Colonel
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The debt ceiling talk is B.S.

"Any politician, of either party, who talks about U.S. default in the context of the debt ceiling, has done nothing more than prove himself to be a complete ignoramus or a liar. Federal interest payments are presently $207 billion versus $2,016 billion in federal tax revenues. There is absolutely zero risk of default if the debt ceiling is not lifted. What will happen instead is that federal spending will be forced to decline, which of course is why the politicians are desperately casting about for an excuse to justify taking on more debt." - Vox Day WND

Read more: Republicans and demon debt http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=315789#ixzz1QgSzpxcI
Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:44 | 1412360 youngman
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He just jumped the shark...he said are we going to pay the Chinese interest on their bonds..or send out social security checks...either or....wow....I bet the Chinese like that....there is nothing about cutting any spending.....and now he is blaming congress for spending all the money and making all the obligations....well.....cut the obligations and cut the spending....and yes little jonnie might have to pay for his stupid college education....by his own family....Obama should not talk without his teleprompter....he just went off the edge I think...

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:45 | 1412369 dropdeadfed
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"I've been doing Afghanistan, Bin Laden...the Greek crisis"

 

We have our own problems sir (necessary cuts).  Call all the leaders together into a session that doesn't end until the cuts are fucking finished.  Quit passing the buck onto congress and putting foreign policy ahead of national crisis.  Duh?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:43 | 1412378 MiniCooper
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I'm listening to this on TV in the UK. I know I don't speak American but truely and honestly I just don't understand a word of what The President just said. What is he talking about?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 16:01 | 1413147 Freddie
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He is not an American.  He is a Brit and a Kenyan.  What did you lot call Kenya before it was Kenya?  He is one of your subjects. Hand picked by the House of R**hsch*ld.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:43 | 1412382 ArrestBobRubin
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I wonder how many Shorts Blythe and the gang just laid on to keep gold at 1510 during Barry's blatherings.

Oh and how 'bout this touching, rousing wrap up?

"they're counting on us.... they want to know we're not playing games"

With a straight face. Wow.

What a guy, eh?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 15:30 | 1413027 baby_BLYTHE
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the Morgue is naked shorting the currency everytime they manipulate PM prices.

Once the dollar dies/replaced as Reserve Currency, the game will be over for them and we will see 5 digit gold prices

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:50 | 1412398 slewie the pi-rat
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OT, unless libya happens to cross his screen:  Rebels Capture Al Qathafi Arms Ammunition Bunker Near Zintan    (from The Tripoli Post): Rockets, machine guns and other munitions were found in the network of bunkers, situated in the desert around 25km from the hill town of Zintan in the Nafusa mountains, and after the find, supporters of the rebels, and “just about every man with wheels” drove across the desert to load up his vehicle with munitions.

and, french flip-flops in the air:  France Reported Providing Weapons to Libyan Rebels  Citing unidentified sources, Le Figaro said France had parachuted "large amounts" of weapons, including rocket launchers, assault rifles, machine guns and anti-tank missiles into the Jebel Nafusa region. It said France's decision to provide these weapons was taken without consulting its NATO partners, "because,” a senior source was quoted as saying, “there was no other way to proceed."

i have put up this map a few X since this area lit up a coupla weeks ago: Nalut Map | Libya Google Satellite Maps

dahibat, is west, across the white border, in tunisia, and i think these roads are used to supply both sides.  france is trying to get is trying to get an offensive going, i would say, offhand.  NATO is having trouble achieving its objectives (kill the moQ) and has another 3 months, now.  so, they are trying to get the muslim brotherhood to get the marches on tripoli started, so the moQ will flee or die fighting. 

generally, the libyan forces seem to hold the north side, while the m.b. is quite popular in the towns along the south side of the nafusa ridge.  zintan is to the east and north a bit, toward the end of the nafusa range, a good-sized town with a sizeable berber population.  strategically important as far as the control of the ground goes, you can google the history of the fighting there, and now the m.b. has captured the weapons stash nearby. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:47 | 1412399 Caveman93
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Oh my did he just say interest rates would go up if we default!? Blasphemy!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:52 | 1412401 Caveman93
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American's are investing ....in gold and silver. 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:51 | 1412627 LFMayor
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you forgot AR15's and bags of rice, but yes, there is spending going on.

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:50 | 1412406 latizziforchizzi
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What did he say about August deadlines?

 

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:55 | 1412415 SirIssacNewton
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"Balanced Approach" My Ass..... Unless the new definition means He who rules sets the rules and decides where da money goes even if does mean da credit card has to be used to keep my croonies happy.....the word.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:52 | 1412416 aerial view
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Let's just pass one law:                

All politicians and bankstas must be hooked up to a lie detector while speaking to the public.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:52 | 1412418 dexter_morgan
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Were those flames coming from his pants as he left?

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 12:58 | 1412442 Cynical Centaur
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Barry likes seeing himself on mutliple T.V. channels...

Nothing is going to change any time soon for the perma-unemployed.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:17 | 1412503 I Am The Unknow...
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ENCORE!!!  ENCORE!!! 

I'm not finished with my popcorn yet!!!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 14:05 | 1412699 I Am The Unknow...
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Found it!  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhxZdoRvahM&feature=related

Apparently the questions after the press conference made Barak(JJ) realize he has economic VD and us peeps is just findin' out about it!

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:18 | 1412509 iLoveMisesToPieces
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I'm absolutely convinced these amature tyrants have no idea what they're doing.  The means put fourth just don't add up to any desirable ends. I'm not sure drawing worldwide attention to your hustle with a global depression is a great way to maintain money and power; people notice stuff like that.  They could have kept this up forever using the smallest amount of common sense.

Wed, 06/29/2011 - 13:25 | 1412539 zerozulu
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Finaly OBAMA desided to talk in front of GOLDEN drapes.

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