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Wow. Face value of the coins needs to exceed 10 G's for reporting requirements, not melt down value. Interesting.
"..customs officials in North America have unlimited authority to do whatever they want, even if you are well within the law", so yes and no, they could detain you for 12 or 24 hours while doing a 'background' check on you
or even confiscate it, untill you prove that it's not illegal
Just melt it all down into a big trophy, and tell them you won it in a martial arts tournament.
That will get you a quick trip to prision where you will no longer get paid for being a Butt Monkey.
Oh look retarded cop is back.
LOL. Knock knock...
Somewhere there is an ass for you to wipe.
Look in the mirror, there it is.
Power tripping are we? Let me guess fresh out of the academy, big hardon the girls at the donut shop think you look swell in the uniform?
What would B.A. do...
God! Do I have to think of everything for everybody?
Here's the solution. Buy the stuff (I would recommend coins, the 1 oz variety should work just fine.) (good pun, fine, eh?) in HK and when on the way home, just before the plane lands, go into the commode and secrete the coins up your rectum.Now, based upon rudimentary calculations and personal experience, I'd suggest that given one finger is not unlike another, nor a coin amongst other coins being any different, before trying this trick en-route, substantial practice be accomplished at home. Preferably in the privacy of one's own home, for even my 96 year old mother became somewhat disturbed whilst I was attempting practice during our family holiday repast.
And further consideration should be afforded (pun, LOL get it, afford?) the weight of the coins, for with each coin weighing in at 1 oz, (so best go with the highest quality, .99999 fine) the weight might become somewhat disconcerting particularly ifstanding in line at customs for say 3 1/2 hours with 11 lb. of Pandas up the old bung. Yes, practice does help make perfect, but I must warn, do not get too greedy, for double digit weight does comprise quite a volume of physical specie.
I might also recommend a reasonable supply of KY and Vicodin for obvious reasons as well as Ativan for the normally skittish, irritable or nervous as having the heee beee geeebies whilst complaining to the lady with the 3 year old screaming triplets person next to you if they've ever had the misery of attempting to sneak gold into the counrty in thier bung can draw unwnated attention.
Oh, and BTW, after practicing the temporary storage of the coinage, it is also good to re-learn walking unencumbered. (Another pun, unencumbered, LOL)
Moreover, since the guardians of the universe have not yet stooped (another pun, get it, stoop?) so low as to initiate cavity searches on incoming passengers form Hong Kong as a standard operating practice, such might be accomplished multiple times with reasonable anticipation of success.
Good luck and good puckering!
Maw inspiring...LOL...perhaps Kevin Jennings can add a new curriculum to classrooms so the up & comers can be safe in retrieving said fist full of dollars.
I counted four ;-)
This would probably work. I didn't have to go through a metal detector when entering the US via LAX, and later I requested an "enhanced pat-down" in protest and ended up skipping the metal detector! They didn't even wand me. That might have been a breach of protocol, so better test this first.
"They didn't even wand me."
See, that's what I'm talking about...we pay good tax money to be abused on a daily basis...they're completely incompetent!...slackers.
Exactly how do you intend to keep said 11#'s lollygagging arould your orfice?.
I would suggest having said orfice pre-loaded, and temoraily sewn shut, and fake a Colo Bag.
At the very worst you could rupture your colon, and bleed out a wealthy man.(oh, and an enema would definitely be in order, several.)(>;
As a plus, if your kegals are in good shape, and you squeeze them hard enough, you can lay golden eggs. This can be useful. See the U.S. army survival manual on laying golden eggs if you don't believe me.
I shall be handling all 1oz coins with surgical gloves, from this day forward.
ROFLMAO, that was absolutely hilarious. Thank you for that
"Portnoy's Complaint" will show you how to secrete the said discreteables.
It would work, but smeling gold is a whole big process. You'd need resources on each country to pull it off.
Plus having actual coins that are universally recognized as gold is way better than some ingot.
they could detain you for 12 or 24 hours while doing a 'background' check on you
True! Plus, they can grab your balls.
I am single... anything for a date!
There are even guys who pay top dollar for that :)
JW, that was good, LOL.
True! Plus, they can grab your balls.
For many that would be a bonus.
Not my bag.
You're supposed to internalize the retardation. Not project it back out. Now swallow goldi.
Its a given, Goldmiddle finger loves to swallow.
Nope he's a spitter.
Yeah, can't do anything right, that one.
Mean people suck...nice people swallow ;-)
LOL. Consider that stolen.
Why not?...I stole it from someone else ;-)
I think the phrase came about by all these college twerps running around with "Save the Planet"..."Free Tibet"...bumper stickers on their Subaru's.
One of the bumper stickers was "Mean People Suck"...now I just point at them and laugh when I pull up alongside them in traffic...LOL.
Grabbing em's easy. Letting em go is the hard part.
But like guns confiscated during Katrina, you still may not get them back...
why did you let someone take a gun from you to begin with?
you do understand what that makes you, right?
how is it someone else's fault? when you did it???
here watch this and get back to me doofus..
I'm sorry, but you're a fucking moron if you try to bring a significant amount of gold into the U.S.. Customs is just as crooked as Wall Street et.al. and will find a reason to keep it. That, or they'll tie it up in court for a few years. Be prepared to spend the money you saved to prove you're not a terrorist and that the gold belongs to you.
Large bullion dealers in the U.S. will give a big discount for bulk purchases. I fail to see how it makes any sense to spend the time, money, and effort making the trek to HK.
Customs is just as crooked as Wall Street et.al. and will find a reason to keep it. That, or they'll tie it up in court for a few years.
I vaguely remember Mel Fisher having numerous lengthy legal battles to keep the treasure he found from the Atocha, which was at the bottom of the sea.
Before or after his anti-semitic rants?
Asked the wuss. Didn't you get the Megaphone alert? Hasbara is a fail.
Maybe if he takes the dick out of his mouth he will see the page better. Fisher, not Gibson.
the proverbial "prove your innocence" game.
the problem here is seizure. Once they have it, and you do have to give it up to them, then you're screwed.
The article is wrong on that. You must declare the metallic value if it exceeds $10,000. You could only bring 7.4 coins in priced at $1350 without declaring. You could not value the coins at the face $50 and bring in 200 coins.
Thank you Spitzer. Spitzer is correct. I had to declare my Gold Eagles a while back when I took out of the USA well over $10,000 (metal value) worth. Filled out a Customs form. And got a trick question from the "B Teamer" Customs Agent working the weekend at the airport.
If it is over $10,000 in liquid value DECLARE IT.
I have an experience with silver coins - but not valued at $10k
Two years ago I flew from Newark, NJ to Toronto and back with a carry-on bag full of silver coins (American junk silver). Bag was placed on X-Ray machine and the man behind the counter stopped it - and said "coins?". I said "yep.". Bag cleared and I was on my way.
but silver was only $10/oz at the time. if you did the same thing now, he might frisk your privates and demand a tip paid in those coins.
I have the impression that it is less than 10k now . The patriot act or another like it reduced the amount to less than 10 . I am almost positive . Also you are stating that if you leave the US you must also declare it now . I am going to do a little more investigating but I am sure I read 5k + cash ,securites , gold or cow dung if it is over 5k in value a declaration must be made . Crazy .
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