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Follow The President's Announcement To The Nation That Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

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Update: It is now confirmed that Osama Bin Laden was killed in an air strike last week, and the US has the body. Expect the media to be drowned with stories of imminent terrorist "retaliation" which will push a flight to USD "safety" and purportedly drop commodities.

Lots of wild rumors about Obama's imminent late Sunday announcement to the nation, chief among which is that Bin Laden has been killed. The address can be followed live here.

 

 

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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:18 | 1227528 thedrickster
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I fear you are 100% correct.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:17 | 1227525 thedrickster
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From Reuters "Having the body may help convince any doubters that bin Laden is really dead."

I can't live like this for much longer.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:18 | 1227529 Seasmoke
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Obama killed Osama

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:18 | 1227530 crzyhun
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Of course you all are aware of the virus on line with the heading OBL is dead. Snopes confirms that it is a virus!. Way too wieird.

False flag?

DNA?

This means nothing, still it is good news.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:21 | 1227537 robertocarlos
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Look at those people in front  of the White House. USA! USA! USA! Fuck yeah! Obama has saved the nation from depression. 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:37 | 1227720 Cursive
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Amazing what who you can find at a homeless shelter.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:21 | 1227539 Thunder Dome
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Obama just won my vote!  Pray for America.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:21 | 1227561 penisouraus erecti
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Lots of tards out there livin kick ass lives............

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 11:27 | 1229769 In Fed We Trust
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I think, on this great day for the nation, I will take the day off and go downtown Boulder Co and fly a sign that says

 

"Yes We Can."

God bless America

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:25 | 1227575 Colonel
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"Obama just won my vote!"

Sure he did. You have been licking his ball sack as soon as he muttered hopey changey.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:21 | 1227542 AssFire
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I won't believe it till I see the Death Certificate.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:34 | 1227656 Barry McBear
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Would you settle for a short form Death Certificate?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 02:22 | 1228385 Real Estate Geek
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Signed by Linda Green?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:19 | 1227545 Gold 36000
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I want to see how they prove it is him.  They know his dna type because of all his sons many of whom oppose their fathers' beliefs and a couple either now live or have lived in the United States.  I want to see how fresh the body is.  If all they have is some blood and a foot it better be fresh meat!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:31 | 1227649 Bicycle Repairman
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They said they ID'd his DNA.  That's all the proof you're gonna get.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:22 | 1227547 Ben Fleeced
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The clip name: President Obama Makes a Statement.

 

Ahahahahahhahahahha! Was it on Oprah? Must've missed it.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:20 | 1227552 zman78
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This is classic sell the news, reminiscient of when they caught Sadam...gap and crap....cmon you lemmings run it up so I can sell it!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:24 | 1227596 Gold 36000
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so is gold going up or down and should I buy or should I sell.  Whoops I forgot to use Texas Gunslinger this time.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:23 | 1227553 OldPhart
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Personally, I'm rather happy with the news.  Maybe my son will come home after eight years in Afghanistan. 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:25 | 1227574 Re-Discovery
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+  infinity (I hope so.)

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:26 | 1227618 Korrath
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I sincerly hope you get your wish, Oldphart.  I really do.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:23 | 1227560 Re-Discovery
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Ok good night for US core competency.  Blowing shit up.  Now, is it really bullish dollar/ES that Obama will get a political bounce from this?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:24 | 1227565 jomama
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so, how long has OBL been on ice?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:24 | 1227569 Tracerfan
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And in further news, the U.S. is still bankrupt.

10 times over.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:26 | 1227617 I am Jobe
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CFR and CIA just fucked up royally . Americans are rjoicing dumb fucks, do they even know how to think anymore. WTF, media and the trinkets are making USA fucking stupid

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:22 | 1227573 The Axe
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I guess some of you people weren't in the towers on 9/11......I wish I could have found that fuck...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:27 | 1227598 thedrickster
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I always found it odd that the FBI didn't list 9/11 on Bin Laden's "most wanted" poster.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:36 | 1227686 goldstandard
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Maybe we were looking for the wrong fuck. Use your imagination.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 00:03 | 1227902 geekgrrl
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I watched on television, but I hardly think being in the buildings at the time would have provided a better perspective regarding who may have been responsible. To the contrary, I get the impression that the people closest to the entire affair were the most easily brainwashed about how it was done, and who did it. I have talked to many supposedly educated people who are so amazingly ignorant of the facts of 9/11 that discussions often devolve into a stark refusal to accept the facts, as if they are optional or a matter of opinion.

For example: building 7 fell at free-fall speed with a classic controlled-demolition crimp, was not hit by a plane, and experienced only minor fires. It was a very robust building, and housed the city's emergency response center. Oh, and it also contained all the FBI files on criminal activity on Wall Street and in the financial markets. No even remotely plausible engineering explanation has been advanced, and even the NIST studies of WTC1 & 2 completely ignored WTC7. The term is called smoking gun. It cannot be explained away by any mechanism other than controlled demolition, and I seriously doubt OBL could have rigged that building to do the controlled demo. But I am aware of the kinds of groups who could pull-off 9/11, it's just that they don't live in caves in Afghanistan.

Have you ever considered that if you *did* find that "fuck," and assassinated him (as reportly just happened: "Bin Laden was shot in the head by U.S. forces, CBS News reported." http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theenvoy/20110502/ts_yblog_theenvoy/osama-...), that maybe you would be just a murderer, or mercenary. Why are you pro assassination folks so sure that Osama was your guy? What proof? Because they said so on the news?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 02:54 | 1228429 Debt is Slavery
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Agreed, well said gg

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:25 | 1227578 zman78
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Wonder if there will be any retaliation from the other side?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 11:35 | 1229830 In Fed We Trust
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I wonder if there will be another false flag attack and blame the other side for it again?

This one will be in Europe, so it will be more difficult to say "It was an Inside Job" unless you lkive in Europe, then it would be oK to say it was an inside job.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:27 | 1227581 AC_Doctor
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Now if the Kenyan magician can make AG/AU  with some form of alien cold fusion chemistry he can also save the US and the US dollar from its final decline to worldwide shit status...

And the US Dollar can only garner a shitty .30 rise in price over this stupendous news!  Oh, fuck we are doomed...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:26 | 1227590 r101958
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Statement 55 mins late and counting.....

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:24 | 1227591 Strike Back
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Uh, doesn't this mean we can stop everything now?  What justification do we have left for killing brown people?  Well, other than the fact that they are brown, and don't like Israel...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:41 | 1227732 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Good enough for me!   

<Honey!  Go get my skull stompin' boots and the box of shells that says "Go America" on them!>

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:24 | 1227592 Godisanhftbot
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ok, but what if he says "Bin Laden is dead, but my birth certificate is a fake. Ya win some, you lose some"

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:24 | 1227595 Re-Discovery
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Gold rebounding (somewhat). 

Silver manipulating.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:27 | 1227599 infinity8
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really?!?!?! there are already crowds with flags and signs chanting U.S.A!!! in DC at 11:30 on Sunday night. . . j c almighty this is making me want to vomit. AND already the blah blah about retaliation dangers and increased "alert measures" (CNN) - somebody shoot me :(

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:29 | 1227621 Joeman34
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climb the stairs out of your basement and join reality...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:34 | 1227664 infinity8
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fuck you jackass. . . i'm watching "reality" while most are sleeping - as are you, apparently

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:27 | 1227601 Mr. Denny Kneel
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he will return.  anyone know if it was a missle strike?  Rev. Chapter 11.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:27 | 1227603 justtotaketheedgeoff
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The man who organized the murders of 3000 people on American soil is dead. He got what he deserved.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:26 | 1227616 weyes1
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 Keep drinking the koolaid...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:28 | 1227604 Joeman34
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No coincidence the announcement came at the end, the most important part, of Trump's 'Apprentice'.  Guess Obama wants Trump to know he's still boss!

 

I'm fearful of the retaliatory attacks that are sure to come in the short-term.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:52 | 1227822 Stormdancer
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Nice setup eh?  5 days ago, and you know it has to be true since it comes from wikileaks.   God help us.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:26 | 1227606 r101958
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Quietly closing banks as we wait for announcement.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:26 | 1227615 wake up America
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Really?  We all know USAma Bin Laden was a CIA operative.  Obination needed some good PR to keep Trump in line... 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:27 | 1227623 wake up America
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Really?  We all know USAma Bin Laden was a CIA operative.  Obination needed some good PR to keep Trump in line... 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:29 | 1227624 linrom
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Hoist the Black Flag, take no prisoners. It took 10 years and a police state--kill them all.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:27 | 1227625 Pepe
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we are the champions?? what the fuck?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:28 | 1227628 What_Me_Worry
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We don't have much to cheer about in America anymore.  I, for one, will take this opportunity to actually be happy about this news.  The man focused his entire life on making many innocent people suffer for his own amusement.  I understand if he attacked US forces.  After all, it was war(whether declared or not).

Good ole Pakistan showing their true colors.  How many billions do we give these dirt-naps a year for "security" purposes.  Probably used the money build Osama's love palace.

Now back to your regularly scheduled kleptocracy.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:31 | 1227654 Gold 36000
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but should we be buying gold or selling gold or this has to be bullish for everything right?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:50 | 1227825 GreenSideUp
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You may be happy now but I don't think it will last long.

Can you say blowback?

And then, wars, wars, and more wars.  The FDR wannabe will see to that.  Ah well, at least the unemployment problem will be solved when all the young uns are shipped off to be bullet sponges.

There's a bad moon rising...

 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:56 | 1227878 Logman
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Fuck off you retarded slug.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:28 | 1227630 zen0
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Too bad they can't find Osama Bernank. Another ten years I guess.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:30 | 1227632 Pepe
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I can not fucking believe this shit. I resent being treated like a retarded 2 year old

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:44 | 1227685 penisouraus erecti
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How did the folks chanting out there know to be there to chant when nobody else did? Rent-a-mob is great shit

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:31 | 1227640 Gold 36000
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fuckingA man I am selling everything tomorrow and buying back into the U.S. stock market it is going to zoom it is the best value out there right now with all the international being bid up and the dollar so low  I am joining RobotTrader and going to get rich.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:33 | 1227650 pan
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It was timed to not upstage the royal wedding.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:31 | 1227653 lolmao500
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Dollar is spiking since the announcement.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:31 | 1227655 r101958
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Over an hour late with announcement.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 11:40 | 1229868 In Fed We Trust
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So my roomate says that Yahoo is claiming that Obama has been buried at sea? Any confirmation?

So they dont even have the body!!

 

 

 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 11:43 | 1229889 In Fed We Trust
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So it is true. Bin Laden dumped in the ocean.

I dare you to google

"Bin Laden buired at sea"

 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 11:48 | 1229943 In Fed We Trust
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Ever wonder why they dumped his body in the ocean so fast?

Not to worry, TIME magazine has an explantion.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/05/02/why-was-bin-laden-buried-at-sea-so-q...

Now, I wont waste my time reading from the propanganda Bible, put you go ahead and read it, you TV programmed sheeple. Go read it

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:31 | 1227657 SheepDog-One
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OBL has died...therefore the depression is over. Oh, OK! 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:34 | 1227662 Fred Hayek
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This is from Yahoo and AP:

Osama bin Laden, the mastermind behind the Sept. 11 attacks against the United States, is dead, and the U.S. is in possession of his body, a person familiar with the situation said late Sunday.

President Barack Obama was expected to address the nation on the developments Sunday night.

Two senior counterterrorism officials confirmed that bin Laden was killed in Pakistan last week. One said bin Laden was killed in a ground operation, not by a Predator drone. Both said the operation was based on U.S. intelligence, and both said the U.S. is in possession of bin Laden's body.

Officials long believed bin Laden, the most wanted man in the world, was hiding a mountainous region along the Pakistan-Afghanistan border.

The officials spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak ahead of the president.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:32 | 1227669 Bruce Krasting
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Hmmm. The dollar rallies on this. Crude backs off and Pms slip a bit more.

Just a question. If you had a big long silver position and had this info about two hours ago would you have dumped your silver? I think that may have happened. That 20% move was, well, weird. Many, many people knew this info hours ago.

Everything is an insider's trade.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:36 | 1227711 Korrath
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+ 100  

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:39 | 1227734 infinity8
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Exactly! this is making me sick.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:53 | 1227858 Fred Hayek
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You're probably right.  But, what a short term trade. 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 00:50 | 1228157 Freddie
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I heard about this about 6 pm EST Thursday. Sell silver - they are taking it to $37.  The guy has been right before - friend of a relative works at a big hedge fund.  No reason why - just get out.  My guess is they plan on taking recent buyers (weak hands) money. 

Everything is manipulated like the BC and Osama's demise.  Obama's 2012 campaign kicked off tonight.  

BTW - The bottom bollinger band on SLV is about $36.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 03:06 | 1228436 Debt is Slavery
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Hope you're right, but only cuz I wanna load up...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:35 | 1227671 Sopra Tutt1
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I heard they found his body in an hospital in Virginia, he was there for a training. He died of prostate cancer.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:32 | 1227675 wake up America
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DUH!!!!  OBination cant even get his shit together to come on tv.. I think he must have had too much vino and they are trying to sober him up so he can pretend the CIA operative USAma Bin Had death of a week ago is actually news.. WTF   Wake Up America...The empire is over.  Done..

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:33 | 1227677 grunk
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Can we forget all about that debt ceiling stuff now?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:36 | 1227682 Reese Bobby
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The birth certificate went so well they have moved on to terrorist figure heads...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:34 | 1227688 Colonel
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Shameless manipulation in 3-2-1..

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:40 | 1227689 Rynak
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The good news:

The US gov just sacrificed its most valueable phantom sockpuppet, and thus now lacks it (until it creates a new one). Also, you will get more chances on buying more PMs.

 

The bad news:

It will now get carte blanche for at least a few months, to do anything ugly it wants. Run for cover...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:39 | 1227735 bigdumbnugly
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 obama had jumped the shark.  time for a new sockpuppet.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:37 | 1227690 Timmay
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Really playing it up isn't he?  What a POS.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 01:10 | 1228214 Freddie
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Osama - oh - I mean the Kenyan muslim not the Saudi one - started his reelection campaign tonight.

I don't believe anything the media or govt say.  Total lies 24x7x365.  Kruschez USSR had more "transparency."  We are closer to Stalin's USSR now.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:37 | 1227691 robertocarlos
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What a crock of shit.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:34 | 1227693 BlackholeDivestment
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...so does this mean the FBI will never charge Bin Laden with the WTC attack or what? If I recall they never did right?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:49 | 1227798 High Plains Drifter
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they never charged him because they had no evidence.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:48 | 1227694 Coldfire
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Every word Obama is reading off the TelePromTer is a lie, including "and" and "the".

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 01:18 | 1228239 Freddie
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+1

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:35 | 1227695 fiftybagger
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Breaking News!!

 

Emmanuel Goldstein has been killed!!!!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Goldstein

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:35 | 1227698 KillTheFed
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Thought OBL was killed back in '01 or '02.  The government must be trying to distract attention away from something else.  I agree that it must be related to making the dollar look like a beauty in an ugly contest. Next step is the sovereign debt crisi in Spain so expect the dollar to get stronger in the short term.  Buy time coming up for PMs and gold.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:36 | 1227710 vainamoinen
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Thank you Bruce - the lil chili peppers at ZH are getting their cages rattled tonight - -

Funny how the silver "thingy and the OBL "thingy" happened within a few hours of each other - - -and the 9/11 con too!!!

Mom, dad the whole thing!!!

 

WHO PROFITS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:39 | 1227713 Haole
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This pure, unadulterated, propagandized BS makes me sick.  Fuck you U.S.A.  Chanting outside the White House like Hitler Youth.  Fuck you Barry and this desperate attempt to gain a shred of credibility and honor. 

 

What a fucked-up world.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 01:55 | 1228334 Adam Neira
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Many of the young people celebrating in Times Square and outside the White House right now would have been aged eight to eleven years old when September 11 happened. Their reaction is a statement that they, like all of us, do not want to live in a constant state of fear. Good on them. Cynics hate joie de vivre.

If you are an American citizen your words are sad. Comparing these kids to Hitler Youth is ridiculous.

To paraphrase President Obama, "God bless America and Western Civilization !"

 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:39 | 1227716 GIANTKILR
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HOLY SHIT! They played the "Bin Laden Card"! WTF can we expect to hit the fan this week?!?!? That was the "BIG TRUMP" card. The thermonuclear device. SHTF is emminent!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:41 | 1227719 GIANTKILR
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Watch the other hand!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:37 | 1227721 RobotTrader
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Los Angeles news stations going gaga.

- New jobs

- Economy will rebound

- No more terrorism, etc.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 00:22 | 1228039 cosmictrainwreck
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"no more terrorism"? got MY vote.... take apart the fucking TSA, FBI, White House, Council of Economic Advisors, the Fed, the Bernake, GS, JPM, and the Pentagram. Hot damn! The Age of Terrorism ends....

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 01:36 | 1228290 bigelkhorn
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This whole Osama dead Stuff really gets to me.

The guy from FFT summed it up perfectly.

http://www.forecastfortomorrow.com/news/2011/05/osama-bin-laden-dead/

Never before has this country embraced Empire so willingly. Never before have we given up, wholesale, our precious liberties won with the blood of our countrymen. For what?? Some lame ass guy in a cave somewhere that represents some of the best thinking of the 13th Century? This is beyond ridiculous, it is totally absurd.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:37 | 1227722 Forgiven
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Notice how many times he uses, "I".  He's claiming victory.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:41 | 1227727 Re-Discovery
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Hey, Obama did it all!!  That's what he's been up to.

 

(I did this and I did that.  What about thanking the brave SOBs who did it and others who have tried to for the last decade)

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:43 | 1227748 penisouraus erecti
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And he got that 'gone golfing' bad rap......

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:55 | 1227875 Fred Hayek
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He's completely into the cult of celebrity of the office. 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:39 | 1227728 equity_momo
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So it wasnt Kidney failure then?

This is some good circus.

 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:39 | 1227733 High Plains Drifter
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you are either with us or with the terrorist.  

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:39 | 1227736 penisouraus erecti
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So, a) when do the troops come home and we get that 'peace bonus', and b) when is gas going back under $4/gallon?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:41 | 1227753 I am Jobe
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No to A and B.Now go back to watching CNBC.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:42 | 1227737 A Lunatic
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........And so my bitchez as you can clearly see it was I who singlehandeldly saved America from the ravages of he who shall not be named. In closing, now might be a good time to weave yourself a prayer rug and start fucking using it.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:39 | 1227742 Terminus C
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HAHA! He's claiming direct credit.

"I said go get him.  They did.  I am great, I am your saviour."

Fucking bullshit.

Fuck they hit Pakistan! lol

Is the U.S. at war with Pakistan?

Oh, no dismantling of DHS, fuckers.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:50 | 1227806 trav7777
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shit...you know what happened...ISI was harboring this mfer in a fuckin mansion near the capital.  This reeks.

Somebody's bitch got pissed off and ratted and we spied the mansion, ID'd the mfer and we sent in a team of guys to waste everybody.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:57 | 1227868 thedrickster
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The ISI doesn't wipe its ass without CIA/MI6 approval.

OBL was sacrificed, it's the to what end question that terrifies me.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 00:16 | 1227988 chindit13
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Please go tell that to Pasha face to face.  Make sure your affairs are in order first.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 02:00 | 1228339 Adam Neira
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Not true. The ISI has a great deal of autonomy.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:57 | 1227871 equity_momo
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Or he died years ago and this is just an episode of American Idiot for the plebs to talk about round the water cooler and proclaim how this news makes them want to buy an I-Pad for every room in their underwater McMansion. And vote in Barry for another term.  and buy cheap stocks.

the reporting alone on this should be a heads up to people. or the idiots outside the WH already. got script ?

yawn.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 01:48 | 1228321 Adam Neira
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Toxic ideologies and personalities have their zealous followers for awhile but they eventually die off like aphids on a weed.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:40 | 1227743 Cursive
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Anyone else notice that strange line between Obama's lower lip and his chin?  Looks like he's been wearing a gas/oxygen mask.  Things that make you go hmmmm....

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 01:50 | 1228326 Adam Neira
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Your powers of observation are being wasted. You should be a proofreader, philatelist or detective.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 13:48 | 1230670 Cursive
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@Adam Neira

I'll pass your recommendations along to my wife.  She's the one who noticed.  I was too busy trying to ignore the bastard.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:40 | 1227744 grunk
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What's the over/under on when we get nuked by Pakistan? 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 01:48 | 1228309 Adam Neira
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Pakistan's nuclear assets are under control.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 03:20 | 1228452 Debt is Slavery
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'Security's tight as a drum sir' /sarc off

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:40 | 1227745 TaxSlave
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Ha, that bastard is trying to pretend he personally had something to do with this murder.

And the Pakistanis are thanking him for this act of war on their territory.

I'm so relieved, I don't have to be scared of a man hiding out in a cave anymore.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 00:16 | 1227987 John McCloy
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It's ok..MSNBC will tell us he flew the drone himself.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:41 | 1227749 Ronium
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Did Obama just say he ordered the strike against Bin Laden today?  Thought He was killed last week.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:45 | 1227769 trillion_dollar...
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Yeah, he said that. Im confused too.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 00:08 | 1227931 Scroby
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Yeah, he said that.  Can't they even get the teleprompter script to match the "official" press releases?  Watch -- no one in the MSM will even attempt to address this gaffe.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:43 | 1227750 Re-Discovery
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There you go.  Comment above retracted.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:43 | 1227752 Haole
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Here comes more C.I.A.-induced violence to further destabilize the ME/Packistan?etc. and to "maintain a higher state of alert in the event there is any retaliatory reaction...".  More TSA, more children being fondled by sociopaths in airports.  More U.S. military fascism. 

 

Fucking joke.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:43 | 1227754 bigdumbnugly
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the phantom sockpuppet is dead!

long live the new sockpuppet!

 

 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 01:15 | 1228228 Hephasteus
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LOL

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:44 | 1227755 pan
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Oh, and BTW, we won't repeal the patriot act.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:44 | 1227758 wake up America
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They expect us to believe this BS?  USAma is dead.. CIA shot him in the head during one of their weekly meetings with him. STOP the madness.  Vote Ron Paul

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:44 | 1227760 Gold 36000
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Math man and dangerboy are really happy now you know you will have to suffer the trolls for a long time and 420 is not the answer so they have to pay real people to do this it sucks butt I do not have any other job.  You guys are going to get trolled real bad now we get paid double if we post at night and also get a bonus if we post during takedowns thank you JP Morgan.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:42 | 1227761 RobotTrader
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Probably a huge short covering frenzy in bank stocks tomorrow.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:42 | 1227762 The Heart
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Sickening...more lies and distraction from what?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:42 | 1227763 samsara
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So, Osama Been Forgotten has been found dead of old age.  (or body double dying of old age). 

Can we look forward now to actually finding WMD's in Iraq having been there for 10 years?

 

What major news stories will not get any coverage because this has taken ALL the Oxigen out of the air for ANY other news story? 

This is an opportunity to have any major story not to get any coverage at all.

 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:45 | 1227777 A Lunatic
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Tell me about it, I'm still seeking closure on the swine flu pandemic.........

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:45 | 1227766 ZeroSpread
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Amen. Let's at least hope our gal & guys get home soon.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 00:11 | 1227918 Ahmeexnal
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Dream on.

Only way they are going home is in a body bag.  That's what the powerelite want.

You can only have so many people on foodstamps.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 01:25 | 1228260 Hephasteus
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That's why they'll switch to china. Soon as recruitment lags gotta export the war machine.

The rothchilds had europe warring or preparing for war for 70 years straight. They ran out soldiers and had to come to america.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:45 | 1227768 BlackholeDivestment
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What the hell! who gives two bits what ''Islame'' thinks or any religion, this President is a complete fool. Once again bowing to the antichrist. What a moron.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:45 | 1227770 jerry_theking_lawler
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bin laden was in a 'mansion' for sick people...aka a hospital. the team rushed in and unhooked him from life support. he perished 2 minutes later.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:43 | 1227771 carbonmutant
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Interesting Speech.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:59 | 1227889 Sopra Tutt1
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they had 10 years to prepare it

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:43 | 1227772 Phaderus
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That was....painful to listen to, :-/

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:49 | 1227818 trav7777
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stuttering and stumbling through a speech

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 23:48 | 1227784 Logman
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The Al Qaeda retaliation (carried out by Mossad) will be good for another 3 wars.  This is what I've been waiting for.  Countdown to another Pearl Harbour begins.

 

 

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