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For some reason this is the biggest news of the day. Feel free to follow it live via Sky News below.

 

 

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Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:11 | 1220234 kaiserhoff
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Thanks, I always wondered why Canadian real estate was so screwed.

In related news, some 300 people died across the south from a record setting string of tornadoes.  Fortunately, no celebrities or personalities were inconvenienced.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 09:35 | 1220085 dogismyth
Fri, 04/29/2011 - 09:49 | 1220130 Fred C Dobbs
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I like to see Larry Flynt doing commentary on the honeymoon.  

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 09:48 | 1220139 Normalcy Bias
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I think 'no'would be the answer. The Euro bankers got ya in the end!

Yes, they certainly did. Both literally and figuratively...

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:21 | 1220283 Shell Game
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LOL, Tyler.  I do enjoy your sense of humor.  'God save the queen!'  lol

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:32 | 1220319 Plata con Carne
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Yesterday and last night they did the pre-emptive round up and arrest of the usual suspects for suspicion of conspiracy to commit mischief. 

http://youtu.be/8eITZ-Rsc14

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:38 | 1220368 FunkyOldGeezer
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Oh, some of you guys crack me up as you are soooo predictable.

(a) you fall in love with a prince or princess... are any of you NOT going to marry them if it came to it?

(b) Supposedly, you all hold physical metals. Presumably you'll be wanting to pass some of the new found wealth (Millions), you're hoping to realise sometime soon, onto your heirs? That's not dynasty building by any chance, is it? So, in essence how are the Royals any different to you?

(c) Don't suppose that inherited wealth would give your heirs a form of priviledge over others?

Hypocrites, that's what you are. Jealous, hypocrites.

And, for your information: the Queen doesn't own countries or anything like the amount of land that's been insinuated. Any title she has is mostly figurative in manner. She is not even the richest person in the UK. FACT!

FYI: I didn't even watch the wedding or any of the programme.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:43 | 1220393 AldousHuxley
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Nobody marries prince for looks, charms, "personality", smarts, or love (see Princess Diana). They marry for wealth and prestige that follows wealth. Till this day, it is a business deal between upper crust of society to keep the wealth in few hands.

 

 

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:53 | 1220431 gordengeko
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Either you're naive or you're a wannabe royal inbred lizard fuckstain.  If you're just naive then do some research and quit making stupid posts because you sound asinine, you have no idea what you are talking about.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:42 | 1220371 AldousHuxley
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Watching the royals is Britain's first reality show. Delusion to make masses happy who live in crappy reality.

Monarchs used to claim ownership of the land and your labor just because they claimed to be annointed by god.

Monarchs now claim ownership of Canada and other colonies just because they claim bloodlines have cultural merit.

 

With sheep blindingly following the wedding, revolution is far away my british subjects. Enjoy paying high taxes in crappy weatherland with shitty food rest of your miserable lives.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:44 | 1220381 FunkyOldGeezer
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Oh! and (d) Don't suppose anyone owns your ass?  ... yeah right!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 11:14 | 1220459 FunkyOldGeezer
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Nobody marries prince for looks, charms, "personality", smarts, or love (see Princess Diana). They marry for wealth and prestige that follows wealth. Till this day, it is a business deal between upper crust of society to keep the wealth in few hands.

Doh! and your point is? Hey, that's what makes the world go round. If you have money and the person your daughter/son falls in love with doesn't (maybe they're from da ghetto), would you just lay down and let it happen. Would you NEVER think they were too good for them? Always resent them? Change your will in some way?  Unless you're an absolute angel...

What's the difference?

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 11:11 | 1220465 FunkyOldGeezer
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Double post. ZH IS fallible

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 11:11 | 1220467 FunkyOldGeezer
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Triple post. ZH went crazy on me!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:16 | 1220811 nah
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this is graphic... like that new sparticus tv series on stars/netflix

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JUPITERS COCK

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:19 | 1220817 anony
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When the moving finger has writ about the causes for the demise of this civilization, it will point in part to the masses who have spent untold hours ogling this spectacle.

The low point in our culture and for sure the UK, is the prospect of a buncha 50 yr old adolescents hanging by their dirty fingernails on the window sills and sticking their besmudged noses against the glass of the Royalty, to watch two (probably fairly nice kids) exchange vows.

A look-see for a few minutes would be considered the sign of a romantic nature.  To spend hours doing it is the sign of a menally retarded public, escaping into a land of myth, that they never have a prayer of reaching, when what they should be doing is amassing at the ALL the gates of Royalty and cutting off some heads, for pike perching.

 

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 13:42 | 1221225 baby_BLYTHE
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F*** Britian!- Present Company (Escape Key + Others) excluded

I, for one, am glad we had a Revolution!

Now let us do it again and take back the government from the banksters

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 14:21 | 1221424 kingwallop
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The only thing more ridiculous than religion is a monarchy

 

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