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FOMC Announcement: $600 Billion, $75 Billion/Month, $110 Billion Including QE Lite, 35% SOMA Limit Removed, $27.5 Billion Weekly POMO, On Run Rate To Monetize Entire Budget Deficit

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For immediate release

Information received since the Federal Open Market Committee met
in September confirms that the pace of recovery in output and employment
continues to be slow. Household spending is increasing gradually, but
remains constrained by high unemployment, modest income growth, lower
housing wealth, and tight credit. Business spending on equipment and
software is rising, though less rapidly than earlier in the year, while
investment in nonresidential structures continues to be weak. Employers
remain reluctant to add to payrolls. Housing starts continue to be
depressed. Longer-term inflation expectations have remained stable, but
measures of underlying inflation have trended lower in recent quarters.

Consistent with its statutory mandate, the Committee seeks to
foster maximum employment and price stability. Currently, the
unemployment rate is elevated, and measures of underlying inflation are
somewhat low, relative to levels that the Committee judges to be
consistent, over the longer run, with its dual mandate. Although the
Committee anticipates a gradual return to higher levels of resource
utilization in a context of price stability, progress toward its
objectives has been disappointingly slow.

To promote a stronger pace of economic recovery and to help
ensure that inflation, over time, is at levels consistent with its
mandate, the Committee decided today to expand its holdings of
securities. The Committee will maintain its existing policy of
reinvesting principal payments from its securities holdings. In
addition, the Committee intends to purchase a further $600 billion of
longer-term Treasury securities by the end of the second quarter of
2011, a pace of about $75 billion per month. The Committee will
regularly review the pace of its securities purchases and the overall
size of the asset-purchase program in light of incoming information and
will adjust the program as needed to best foster maximum employment and
price stability.

The Committee will maintain the target range for the federal
funds rate at 0 to 1/4 percent and continues to anticipate that economic
conditions, including low rates of resource utilization, subdued
inflation trends, and stable inflation expectations, are likely to
warrant exceptionally low levels for the federal funds rate for an
extended period.

The Committee will continue to monitor the economic outlook and
financial developments and will employ its policy tools as necessary to
support the economic recovery and to help ensure that inflation, over
time, is at levels consistent with its mandate. 

Voting for the FOMC monetary policy action were: Ben S. Bernanke,
Chairman; William C. Dudley, Vice Chairman; James Bullard; Elizabeth A.
Duke; Sandra Pianalto; Sarah Bloom Raskin; Eric S. Rosengren; Daniel K.
Tarullo; Kevin M. Warsh; and Janet L. Yellen.

Voting against the policy was Thomas M. Hoenig. Mr. Hoenig
believed the risks of additional securities purchases outweighed the
benefits. Mr. Hoenig also was concerned that this continued high level
of monetary accommodation increased the risks of future financial
imbalances and, over time, would cause an increase in long-term
inflation expectations that could destabilize the economy.

And from the New York Fed:

Statement Regarding Purchases of Treasury Securities

On November 3, 2010, the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) decided to expand the Federal Reserve’s holdings of securities in the System Open Market Account (SOMA) to promote a stronger pace of economic recovery and to help ensure that inflation, over time, is at levels consistent with its mandate. In particular, the FOMC directed the Open Market Trading Desk (the Desk) at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York to purchase an additional $600 billion of longer-term Treasury securities by the end of the second quarter of 2011.

The FOMC also directed the Desk to continue to reinvest principal payments from agency debt and agency mortgage-backed securities into longer-term Treasury securities. Based on current estimates, the Desk expects to reinvest $250 to $300 billion over the same period, though the realized amount of reinvestment will depend on the evolution of actual principal payments.

Taken together, the Desk anticipates conducting $850 to $900 billion of purchases of longer-term Treasury securities through the end of the second quarter. This would result in an average purchase pace of roughly $110 billion per month, representing about $75 billion per month associated with additional purchases and roughly $35 billion per month associated with reinvestment purchases.

The Desk plans to distribute these purchases across the following eight maturity sectors based on the approximate weights below:

Under this distribution, the Desk anticipates that the assets purchased will have an average duration of between 5 and 6 years. The distribution of purchases could change if market conditions warrant, but such changes would be designed to not significantly alter the average duration of the assets purchased.

To provide operational flexibility and to ensure that it is able to purchase the most attractive securities on a relative-value basis, the Desk is temporarily relaxing the 35 percent per-issue limit on SOMA holdings under which it has been operating. However, SOMA holdings of an individual security will be allowed to rise above the 35 percent threshold only in modest increments.

Purchases associated with balance sheet expansion and those associated with principal reinvestments will be consolidated into one set of operations to be announced under the current monthly cycle. On or around the eighth business day of each month, the Desk will publish a tentative schedule of purchase operations expected to take place through the middle of the following month, as well as the anticipated total amount of purchases to be conducted over that period. The schedule will include a list of operation dates, settlement dates, security types to be purchased (nominal coupons or TIPS), the maturity date range of eligible issues, and an expected range for the size of each operation.

The Desk expects to conduct the November 4 and November 8 purchase operations that were announced on October 13, and it plans to publish its first consolidated monthly schedule on November 10 at 2:00 p.m.

Purchases will be conducted with the Federal Reserve’s primary dealers through a series of competitive auctions operated through the Desk’s FedTrade system. Consistent with current practices, the results of each operation will be published on the Federal Reserve Bank of New York’s website shortly after each purchase operation has concluded. In order to ensure the transparency of our purchase operations, the Desk will also begin to publish information on the prices paid in individual operations at the end of each monthly calendar period, coinciding with the release of the next period’s schedule.

 

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Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:25 | 696546 Strider52
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Gold should go up slightly?? Tomorrow?? Gradual climb to $1500?? I dunno...What's that quote...When I finally gave up all hope, I started enjoying life?  

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:18 | 696798 Questionmark
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"It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything."

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 20:41 | 697719 John_Coltrane
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On that meme:  "Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose"

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:46 | 696914 NotApplicable
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The key to happiness is lowered expectations.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:37 | 697068 Sunshine n Lollipops
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The key to happiness is no expectations.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:25 | 696547 Larry Darrell
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Does this mean that the POMO days will be continuing and we can still front run the FED?

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:26 | 696550 traderjoe
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Look at the long-bond get crushed. 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:30 | 696551 virgilcaine
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Virgil selling now..sorry ben ol boy.  Bonds take a dive.  wow.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:28 | 696553 Panafrican Funk...
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EOG getting slaughtered.  Commodities seem to be split pretty evenly.  PM's down about 1% across the board.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:27 | 696555 trillion_dollar...
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QE4EVA

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:47 | 697098 DosZap
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Yes, as our Beloved Mr. Jim Sinclair has stated from day Uno.

"QE to Infinity".

As there is NO WAY the debt can ever be paid back.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:27 | 696557 crzyhun
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Mr and Ms Market don't like QE 'whatever' much judging by it reaction. We will know in the fullness of time....

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:27 | 696558 docj
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Sheesh - DXY dropped about 55-bps on the announcement and has retraced almost all the way back up.  All in the span of about 5-minutes.

Yeah, I'm sure that's normal.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:27 | 696559 TradingJoe
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Folks, you should be here and see this(from the floor), total confusion, guys looking at each other in total disbelief, they don't know which side to take hehehe! Outa here!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:38 | 696623 merehuman
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thank you for your sound bite.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:44 | 696647 Hansel
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lol, I can imagine.  Quantitative Easing wasn't taught in any public school or university economics course.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:27 | 696561 Cruel Aid
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slightly up from expected. Market not spooked. Move along, Nothing to see here! Carry on Market.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:28 | 696562 GlassHammer
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And the dollar was last seen limping into the woods to die in peace.

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:28 | 696563 TheGreatPonzi
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The ridiculous move there has just been in the S&P proves to everyone who ignored it that the markets are only driven by the FED policies. ONLY.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:28 | 696566 MGA_1
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And if that's not enough?

Gawd, it's quite a bit disturbing that we have to depend upon the central bank for economic stability and all they produce is.... dollars.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:33 | 696567 TumblingDice
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/ES is carving out the trusty "aneurysm" candlestick pattern; expected to drop dead soon.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:28 | 696568 jkruffin
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In short,  what was priced in the markets was about $2 Trillion,  so stock market drop of about 500-1000 points should ensue,  if it doesn't then the scam has only gotten worse

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:28 | 696569 Greater Fool
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That 2:16 candle on SPX is just hilarious.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:28 | 696570 goldmiddelfinger
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picked the wrong day to stop watching gladiator movies

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:28 | 696571 What_Me_Worry
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Looks like some of that POMO money went into bandwidth.

Congrats on not crashing!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:30 | 696574 AndrewJackson
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I just heard Bill Gross state that this was just the second stage of three to propel the rocket (economy) into orbit. I guess QE2 wasn't good enough, already setting the atmosphere for QE3. 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:44 | 696910 dehdhed
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he just doesn't want them to do too much at once or he couldn't front run it all

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:51 | 696928 NotApplicable
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So I wonder, just what is the escape velocity of money required to remove the Earth's economy from the Earth?

And will stage three take us all the way to the sun?

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:31 | 696576 Paper CRUSHer
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I had a personal 'whisper number' of $750B in mind.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 19:40 | 697518 RockyRacoon
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OMG!  You are a prescient one, aren't you.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:32 | 696580 Amsterdammer
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Geo-politics at play here, a typical move not

to be slapped upon by China at the upcoming

G20, another gift to the TBTF's balance sheets:

the best of both worlds....

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:32 | 696582 goldmiddelfinger
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picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glade air freshner

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:32 | 696583 virgilcaine
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ZH servers humming along..

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:33 | 696586 John McCloy
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We must remember the market was heading into the abyss without QE and was headed well below S&P 800 who knows what they were baking in for the last 2 months but what good does QE do for banks that are insolvent? So they trade and make a few temporary trading dollars but one of the other desks will be on the losing end.

They cannot lend to anyone regardless of low rates since everyone is broke, homes are too much and their credit ruined. Commodities and the Ponzi tech stocks have all been traded to retardation levels on the basis of QE..well now we got it.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 18:05 | 697323 TheGoodDoctor
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Well the Dems have to be holding on to the Bush tax cuts for something good. It's the only card left they have to play really.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 19:43 | 697521 RockyRacoon
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Big question:  How do they back all that shit out when the time comes?

Anybody thinking about that one?

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 21:42 | 698027 Hulk
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They will need to develop the world's first 180db back up alarm first...

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:33 | 696588 Sour Grapes
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Look on the bright side.

The US will soon be debt free, cause once the Fed buys it, it's no longer debt.

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:47 | 696917 dehdhed
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yup, they can either save some of it to soak liquidity back out of the market if need be, or burn it later since it was really our printing presses they used.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:33 | 696590 HelluvaEngineer
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Why is bloomberg reporting 700 - 800+??

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:55 | 696707 spartan117
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I think they are including the reinvestment from maturing MBS.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:34 | 696591 Ned Zeppelin
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SOMA update is the real news . . . "yes, we will buy it all if we feel like it. . " now that should by rights negatively affect the USD but of course it will go up on that news.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:37 | 696592 goldmiddelfinger
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Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop chasing cars

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:35 | 696594 RobotTrader
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Markets are going totally PSYCHO!!

 

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:37 | 696606 goldmiddelfinger
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Shove this up yer ass

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:40 | 696630 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Capitulation.  It will only be a matter of weeks now, maybe a month.  BOOM.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:25 | 696830 SheepDog-One
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Doesnt seem like anything is impressed. HUGE sticksave to put stocks slightly green, other things beaing beaten unmercifully. WHO IS THIS GOOD FOR?

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:01 | 696968 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Dollar on its death bed.  Who will give her a kiss?  Gold. 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:45 | 696658 Comrade de Chaos
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haters :(

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:58 | 696720 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Haterz always die!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:38 | 696882 RECISION
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On a long enough time line....

(you know the rest)

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:31 | 696905 GoinFawr
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SJ ... Robo, That is good for ten unjunks in my book, on it.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 19:46 | 697529 RockyRacoon
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The Coon does have a soft spot for Scarlett.   Well, sorta soft...

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:35 | 696599 Apocalypse Now
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$900 billion on an annual run rate - just shy of $1 trillion.  Then we have to determine if this is less or more than current run rate and how much was built up due to expectations of a higher amount.

The market is Yo-Yo ing back and forth on the news, looks like a tug of war.

GS and their ilk are causing stop losses to pick the longs pockets and then short squeezing to pick the shorts pockets.

Air pockets.

I think the fed is being honest in stating they are going to target PRICES.  It means that with derivatives, primary dealers, and other levers they are just going to determine that the market should increase within a range over time and will use excel solver to hit those numbers.  How do they make sure all their confetti doesn't go into commodities and emerging markets to benefit the US?

Will the debt ceiling need to be lifted to hit $600B considering our current deficit run rate - will the new congress allow it?

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:29 | 696818 Ludwig Van
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$900 billion on an annual run rate - just shy of $1 trillion.

I believe that's $900 billion on a SEMI-annual run rate - just shy of (an annualized) $2 trillion. In either case, when you sell in May, STAY away.

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:35 | 696600 longjohnshorts
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Reuters - Feb. 1, 2011 -- Analysts are divided about the size of QE3, with some saying that the Federal Reserve could merely continue at its current pace of buying back $75 billion of Treasuries each month, with others saying the expected new program could run as high as $2 trillion.

Analysts at Goldman Sachs & Co. are even more optimistic, suggesting that the Fed will go as high as $4 trillion, or perhaps even $5 trillion.

Speculation has run rampent after Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke acknowledged during a speech in Boca Raton, FL, last week that the $600 billion program launched last November has not provided the hoped-for stimulus "in a meaningful way."

(And on and on it goes...)

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:17 | 696793 EscapeKey
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LOL That's excellent.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:36 | 696602 redpill
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Hold on to your asses kids, 'Copter boy just slammed this bitch into 5th gear!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:36 | 696603 chet
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So far it's a nothing-burger sandwich with extra zero-impact sauce.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:36 | 696604 risk-reward
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The interesting parts of the announcement, I think, will turn out to be the following:

"In addition, the Committee intends to purchase a further $600 billion...."

and

"will adjust as necessary"

Essentially, we will do whatever we feel like doing, no matter WHAT you thought we said.


Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:40 | 696628 John McCloy
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Well now that the elections are over and people feel energized perhaps now they will begin to say "Hey what gives this guy the right to spend billions of our dollars on worthless paper and debt while Wall Street pays themselves mega salaries as if they are the only ones not in a depression?"

  It has been 2 years..there are no jobs. It is over for Ben.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:56 | 696711 Vergeltung
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let's hope so!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:36 | 697057 Goldenballs
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Fundamentals still the same,consumers have no cash,companies increase profits by firing people and reducing wages,the banks are bankrupt,property is unaffordable,credit scores get poorer,cheap foreign imports like immigrants flood in,fighting a war you can,t win,terrorists born in your own streets ,Globalisation (vast profits for the few,poverty for the masses),etc,etc,etc.Same shit different day.Their days are numbered,whether events get them first or the people,you can,t cheat the hangman forever.If they had any self-respect,integrity or honesty they would resign.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:37 | 696608 Sean7k
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600 billion is almost half the yearly budget for the US. Yet, all of us are non-plussed by the announcement. I would suggest this is a great success for the central bank.

We no longer have a good understanding of value/costs/debasement. The numbers no longer mean anything. It is like living in another universe. I want the real one back...

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:53 | 696698 Assetman
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Well, that the thing, isn't it?  It looks as if the Fed will take a reactive approach to monetizing the deficit.  If foreign buyers or grandma want to come in and invest in our deficit (with little real yield) then the Fed isn't going to stop them from doing so.

In the likely event that Grandma and China don't play along, the Fed will be able to adjust "as necessary".

The Fed took a ball park average of QE amounts from the PDs to make this as neutral looking event as possible.  It worked on the announcement... but people will figure $600 billion on top of QE lite is still not a great thing.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:35 | 696867 Sunshine n Lollipops
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Yeah, Wall Street's gambling habit got a little out of hand. Seems there's not enough money in existence to cover the markers they took out. Which is the bag we're holding. And we now have to deal with numbers that are beyond a normal person's comprehension. It's like contemplating the size of the universe.

If they'd pulled this shit in Vegas 50 years ago, piano wires and shallow graves would have been their reward. Cuz the mob had rules, dammit, the main one, of course, being, 'You fuck with us, yer dead.'

Wall Street, obviously, is not subject to any such rules.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 17:05 | 697150 FreedomGuy
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I like your analogy. Wall Street with the help of our government which in theory represents us the taxpayer, and the Fed which represents??? can make more casino chips. With the help of Bernanke and the Congress it reminds me of the old Dorito's  chip commercial:

"Eat all you want. We'll make more."

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:40 | 696895 RECISION
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I want the real one back...

Tough!


Wed, 11/03/2010 - 17:18 | 697182 the rookie cynic
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Right. People are jumping up and down about the mid-term elections and of course the press is all over it all day and most of the night. Republicans yeahh.... Democrats booohhhh. Change we can believe in blaahhh, blahhh, blaahh, baaaaaa. The sheeple are wading in a pile of bull-shit and they don't even know it.

Ben prints nearly the equivalent of the entire US budget over one year's time and NO ONE (except some blogosphere types and the ruling oligarchy) has an effing clue.

You know what I would find interesting to calculate:

(Total market US stock and bond gains this year) minus (POMO injections, the change in total market commodity price increases, change in total U.S gold reserves price, and world dollar reserve depreciation) YTD. If that's not a ginormously negative number, then just subtract out all the TBTF's unwound derivatives and MBS shortfalls and "off balance sheet" bombs and you will crap your shorts.

If you really want to have colonic nightmare, just throw in the projected fiscal shortfalls for the U.S. goverment for the next 10 years.

BSB printing 600 billion is like dropping a loogie into Lake Erie.

"Stable price and full employement". Yes, maybe if dollar losses 90% its value and we're all willing to work for $1/hour.

TPTB are either crazy ass stupid or insanely evil.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:37 | 696610 SteveNYC
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A third, big tail on the DXY, looks like this one could be ready for launch.....

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:45 | 696653 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Gold/DXY melt up?  What was the advised word?  Oh it is on the tip of my tongue...oh, PANIC.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:37 | 696611 Stevm30
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Question: If you were the head of the FED would would you do tomorrow, within a month, and within your first year?

 

Be specific.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:38 | 696617 redpill
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Burn it down on the 5th of November.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:38 | 696877 Stevm30
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Yeah - that would be helpful.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:37 | 696612 Marge N. Callz
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Thanks Ben for the pump so I could dump.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:38 | 696614 Fix It Again Timmy
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Here we go...

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:38 | 696615 Central Wanker
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U.S., meet Japan.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:38 | 696616 TeamAmerica
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WTF????   Rand Paul won in Kentucky.   Why hasn't he stopped the Fed yet?

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:38 | 696618 sbenard
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Wow! Another Dollar flash crash!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:38 | 696619 What_Me_Worry
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They expect $100B per month, so we'll just say $75B...even though it'll still be over $100B with QE1.  Then, on QE3, we can roll 1+2 and THAT will create jobs.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:39 | 696624 Tic tock
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The US economy is still a giant - this is about the right amount to cover insurance for the foreclosure mess, at this stage. POMO is difficult to foretell, Congress may yet restrict Treasury issuance specifically to cover the monetization.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:41 | 696631 redpill
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I don't remember the last time there was this much intraday volume outside of the first and last 10 minutes.

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:41 | 696632 johngaltfla
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BLUNDERNOMICS as expected.

Homeowners, you screwed.

Bankers, you get a new suit.

Stock brokers, you get shut down for a day and your internal circuity a blow job, er, air pressurized cleaning.

People who eat food? Buy it now while it is cheap.

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:41 | 696636 Nedly66
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So the new $64,000 question is what do the BOJ and ECB do tommorow?

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:45 | 696656 redpill
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The Japanese financial press will threaten to commit suicide if they don't intervene, per usual.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:45 | 696660 What_Me_Worry
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LOL to anyone who followed the PD's advice of front-running the 30 year here.

They thank you for letting them dump those before this trainwreck.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:46 | 696661 TheMonetaryRed
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LOL

Monetization, bitchez!!!!!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:46 | 696662 whaletail
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Is that a violation of the G20 pact not to start [sic] a currency war? Hmmmm

 

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE69K0Q720101023

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:49 | 696677 Flatchestynerdette
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I'm looking at headlines "dollar sinks pushing commodities up" yet somehow GOLD is going down and everytime it tries to go higher it gets smacked down. I smell intervention.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:46 | 696663 redpill
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Nurse, is that a major stock index or is it my EKG readout?

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:47 | 696667 RobotTrader
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Hey goldmiddlefinger...

Why don't you shove this??

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:00 | 696709 DarkAgeAhead
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You really need to post a link to the source of your images, as they are oddly unique and make one wonder where you find all this good/different stuff!

I for one appreciate the thought that goes into it. 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:09 | 696771 Cognitive Dissonance
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Those over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders look like they're ready to burst.

BTW, isn't she worried she'll wear out her cleavage? :>)

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:34 | 696860 DarkAgeAhead
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Hah...my only complaint is that his images only show a partial story!  You can't post something like that and not cite the source, so that readers can research further if they'd like!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 17:51 | 697283 Ripped Chunk
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threadbombing

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 21:21 | 697919 DarkAgeAhead
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Thanks.  With the images, it's the lack of context that makes it oddly fascinating.  I mean, is that girl off to do unspeakable things, or just something stupid like threadbombing.

The context is what's missing that makes it oddly captivating...

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:38 | 696881 GoinFawr
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Trust me, from where I am sitting it's not her cleavage that is any danger of wearing out. My palm on the other hand...(TMI?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUwd737mioM

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:52 | 696932 A_MacLaren
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Chafe Chafe Chafe Chafe Blister

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/chafe

Good thing those aren't water balloons, or they'd have popped by now.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:31 | 697053 Fearless Rick
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The images Robot Trader (a complete ass-hole, BTW) is posting are from a site called thread killers or something like that. They're designed as an endless loop to slow down load times. Tyler, please revoke this fucknutz privileges. Fuck you, Robot Trader.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:53 | 697118 GoinFawr
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Oh, hadn't looked at them like that, but now that you mention it: Yeah, 'strewth!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:56 | 696710 SilverIsKing
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How can anyone junk this?  Even a blind gay man could appreciate this clip.  Please post the unedited version though...

...and thanks in advance.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:05 | 696762 Cruel Aid
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Junking Robot is gay or something

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:13 | 696780 Threeggg
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My right hand has found its way into my pocket with that animation robot. !

Helecopter Ben had his hand in there too.

WTF !

Lost my wood !

Back to watching the manipulation

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:25 | 696829 amarshall
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Anyone that has junked that should be immediately banned.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:57 | 696713 Cognitive Dissonance
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Food fight.

I've got $200 on Robo simply because he can post pictures. Who wants the other side? :>)

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:12 | 696779 the not so migh...
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ohh..horrible evil thoughts I have

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:14 | 696784 Black Friday
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Now THAT is a double dip!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:31 | 696851 Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL

Well, I've seen several hundred dips. But maybe I've just been watching it for too long. Sort of like watching a faucet dripping. :>)

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 17:08 | 697153 Miles Kendig
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  1. He doesn't know how
  2. He has to stick to ears for the all too obvious reasons
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:48 | 696669 packman
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Check out $ vs. Yen at 1pm.  Someone definitely knew what was coming.

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:48 | 696670 virgilcaine
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So the Bond mkt sells into Ben's buying and this accomplishes what again?

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:59 | 696939 Ludwig Van
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So the Bond mkt sells into Ben's buying and this accomplishes what again?

 

Pushes yield-chasers into stocks!

So let's go buy some!

 

....uh, take a check 'til Friday?

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:48 | 696672 TexDenim
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Not what GS was expecting!

A big "F--k you!" from Uncle Ben.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:58 | 696723 wiskeyrunner
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Oh please they are all in on the skim.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:07 | 696767 MsCreant
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Yup, GS and others ramped expectations so that this could look modest.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:48 | 696673 Oh regional Indian
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If they are bald faced and hairy tongued enough to say this, for th eecord...

"

 

You know they're full of BS. 

Of course they will revise. They are testing the metal's complex and it's reaction...

tick.tick.tick..

 

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:00 | 696733 Oh regional Indian
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I meant to add say this:

"and measures of underlying inflation are somewhat low"

Hah!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:48 | 696674 Oh regional Indian
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If they are bald faced and hairy tongued enough to say this, for th eecord...

"

 

You know they're full of BS. 

Of course they will revise. They are testing the metal's complex and it's reaction...

tick.tick.tick..

 

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:51 | 696689 Flatchestynerdette
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it smacked gold down to -$20+ at one point.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:20 | 696811 Oh regional Indian
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Bingo Flat. And oil up by the same percentage.

Which do you think these guys are interested in and which one do they wish to kill?

Still time to exit Au, long Oil and Ag. They would love for Oil to spike, since they even say inflations is below expectation...

He who decides the CPI basket decides everything. It seems.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:05 | 696760 DoChenRollingBearing
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ORI, you probably already know that Nikki Haley won the Governor's race in South Carolina.  It was a dirty race, even by our recent standards.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:43 | 696904 Oh regional Indian
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Actually I did not DoChen.

Two Indian origin govs. Wow!

Dirty as in irregular dirty or mud-slinging dirty?

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:00 | 696963 DoChenRollingBearing
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Mud-slinging dirty.  Two guys claimed that they had slept with her.  Grimy.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:13 | 696998 Oh regional Indian
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Yick... But I knwo many 38 year olds who have slept with 2 men...

Hmmmm..... I jest of course. Yick!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:22 | 697032 Oh regional Indian
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Yick... But I know many 38 year olds who have slept with 2 men...

Hmmmm..... I jest of course. Yick!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:51 | 696687 Randall Cabot
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It looks like they're selling the news...wait a minute, it looks like they're buying the news...hold on, it looks like they're selling the news...no, no, they're buying the news...wait a second, they're selling the news..wait, they're buying the news..selling...buying

selling...buyingsellingbuyingselling

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:54 | 696702 risk-reward
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Nothing was said....  "intend/will revise"

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:23 | 696822 Threeggg
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+0

LOL

That was great !

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:51 | 696690 Gloomy
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In what way will 27 billion a week not be sufficient to ramp this market to the moon. Last best chance to buy PMs is on this dip. Right here. Right now.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:28 | 696836 Bear
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Enough for all markets 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:53 | 696700 wiskeyrunner
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So we are right were we started. A whole lot of nothing.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:54 | 696701 Hugh_Jorgan
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Kudos to Tyler for making ZH the first headline on the WWW about this important announcement at 12:17pm.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:59 | 696731 Vergeltung
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this is always the first place to be.  :)

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:38 | 697069 GoinFawr
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No kidding, like lightning you see it on ZH before you can even hear the rumblings anywhere else.

Thanks ZH crew.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:00 | 696740 Cognitive Dissonance
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Tyler posted so quickly I though he had inside info. Maybe a mole in the Fed?

I'm sure there are those who work for the beast that are questioning this insanity along with the rest of us. I would not be surprised in the least if that were the case.

Everyone loves or hates Tyler. There IS no middle ground.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 18:34 | 697388 Bolweevil
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Love

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:57 | 696717 wiskeyrunner
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All the fed crooks have to do is say there going to do something, then everyone will front run them and they don't have to do anything.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:58 | 696725 Fix It Again Timmy
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Digital dollars, done dirt cheap - And Awaaay We Go... How Sweet It Is!

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 14:59 | 696732 trav7777
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Continuing QE Lite plus another $600B.  They are going to monetize the deficit, basically.  Total $900B for the 6 months; that is not so minor.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:00 | 696735 tecno242
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aaaannndd...

we're right back to the same volumeless trash we were before..

 

biggest nothingburger in history.  600 billion of nothing.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:00 | 696737 MGA_1
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Weird, this decision just give me the chills - I think of it as the beginning of the end....

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:00 | 696739 Traianus Augustus
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Fed computers are engaged.  Here comes the surge!!! 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:02 | 696746 Charles Mackay
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Excuse me, but the NY Fed numbers don't add up.  If they expect to reinvest up to $300 billion, that is $50 billion per month.  How do they get $35 billion per month?

 

 

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:05 | 696759 Traianus Augustus
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C'mon Charles,  the Fed numbers don't have to add up.  Ever.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:14 | 696782 Charles Mackay
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Let's review, I made a slight mistake but they are still wrong!  They will buy $900 billion in 8 months, that's $112.5 billion per month.  So when counting the $75 billion in new money, that leaves $37.5 per month in refinancing - per their calculations it comes to at most $33.3 B.  

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:06 | 696977 NotApplicable
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Hello, this is the political world, where irrational numbers rule the day. They will calculate weekly numbers one way, monthly another, and yet another way yearly.

You say they don't add up? Well they say this stuff is way more complex than simple calendar math, and only an idiot would try to simplify it all in such a manner. They have to apply adjustments so that it all makes "sense."

In other words, you're wasting your time looking for logic within propaganda.

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:20 | 696808 Non Passaran
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600 / 8 (Nov 2010 - Jun 2011) = 75?

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 15:04 | 696753 virgilcaine
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Higher rates.. the cure for monetary madness?

Wed, 11/03/2010 - 16:18 | 697010 Ludwig Van
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Yes, sir, but not today.

 

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