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FOMC "Psycho on Crack" Day
Every FOMC day is the same. Stocks flatline in the morning doing nothing, then suddenly wild gyrations as traders frantically try to parse the "words" spewed forth from The Beard. Billions of eyeballs watching the 1-min. chart of the Euro, and billions of anxious fingers rattling the F11 and F12 keys. Meanwhile, other individual stocks getting dunked or skyrocketed on OpEx plays exaggerates the action. Kind of like being on a date with some psycho chick on crack.
Check out the intraday chart of the SPY, Euro, or Gold, its it looks like the sine wave of The Outer Limits....
Note, however, some stocks getting short squeezed are impervious to the Fed words today. Like some of Goldman's largest clients who were piledriving short positions on a few homebuilders...
And check out the Biotechs. Some stocks are getting bottlerocketed:
And others are getting pole-axed..
Why the divergence?? Its all about vaporizing puts and calls on specific stocks prior to options expiration.
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Anybody catch Melissa Lee lately??
What's up with the crooked eyes and the mouth that droops to one side?
Anybody see a resemblance?
Heh, perhaps we can work on a makeover.
How does this look?? Terrible face, but what a body....
Maybe a more drastic makeover is in order.
Something like this:
LOL.....
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OT: Remember when the US let Hussein commit all sorts of evil *until* he started selling oil in euro instead of dollars? Oh boy, we were up his ass in a hot minute. Well, Mission Accomplished: Arab petro powers are moving to displace the dollar itself with their own currency to price oil.
Blame it on Time's Man Of The Year.
Can't wait to see what happens in the Middle East now.
jeezus I dropped my coffee on that last pict--made my day Robo
She seems...friendly.
Psycho chicks on Crack, finally something I can relate to.
I've always had a crush on Miss Piggy.
Yeah, but Melissa Lee is a two-bagger...
Two brown bags of 40oz?
Hey RT, is it OK to LOL you're own stuff?
anyway, LOL, that was some good stuff.
Never do botox one side at a time.
I'm tired of your misogynist comments. I bet Melissa Lee looks a hell of a lot better than you do. What are you some small wee wee idiot who has to put women down to feel better about your sinking portfolio?
Melissa, is that you? Shoulda paid for Botox on both sides!
our mission:
Oh, snap! RT gives us the meat!
In the words of Senator Fwank: 'eggzackwee'.
and failing miserably for many months now
Yes, Mistress.
chill, we put everybody down here, get some thicker skin
She's got BUTTER FACE.... everything looks good...BUT HER FACE
Great work RobotTrader...gotta love "The Beard" lol too funny
She's got Butter Face.. Everything looks good, BUT HER FACE.
The last picture was the winner, you can just hear her whispering "Can I do anything for you?"......yes please.
Cocoa and Sugar at all time highs. Yipee for the common man and his morning cup of Joe !! Oh the joys of modern living !!
HOV just plunged after earnings.
I don't read your posts anymore. Your trading contributions don't make up for your hatred of women.
I opened the post wanting to read your comments about the FOMC and instead get your immature rantings on Melissa Lee? What is wrong with you?
Your posts cheapen this entire blog, and I won't make the mistake of opening one again. I would hope that Zero Hedge and the women who contribute to this blog would put a stop to you posting this type of thing.
You know a woman can tell a man who loves women, and enjoys looking at them and you're not one of those men.
Sheez....and I was just about to forgive Robo for blank posting yesterday and my subsequent withdrawal symptoms.
I prefer to look with my hands, and . . .
I find idiots like Cramer and Kudlow offensive. I think, rather than just not read their shit, I'll go cry to someone to have them shut down. After all, if I don't agree with it, they don't have the right to say it.
Oh, stuff it...this is like bugging the boys locker room, get to hear what they say without worrying about getting busted. What I love about this site is the range these guys have, soaring words to almost soft porn. Never a dull moment. As a woman with 4 brothers, I don't even blink. I would agree with the guys the last model was something else, almost luminous. Don't read anything into the handle, that's what you get with brothers.
Today is Melissa's turn, that's all. Carry on Robo.
I agree. That post of Michelle cheapened the entire blog. Lucky for us the picture of the hottie with the fantasticly bustling fun bags more than made up for it.
All in a day's Robo post I suppose.
Robo, yours are the only posts I read anymore, because you're the only contributor with a sense of humor. Crack whores are crack whores. If Laura Ingalls wants to hammer out her indignation on her Braille keyboard, then let her compare her trading experience to the male crack dealers the HOs keep chasing round the block.
You know a man can tell a woman who loves women, and enjoys hating men, and the above Lebanese is one of them.
You forgot to mention the action on Renesola (SOL) today:
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SOL
Sizzling solars are just getting primed for a huge move up.
Regarding Merisa Rhee's mouth dislocation
She was with Trader Joe over the weekend
I took full advantage of her ability to yap for up to 5 minutes straight without taking a breath
There are two kinds of people in this world, Robo. There are bullies and there are nerds. And there are hot Asian chicks. They'll do what you want. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You better believe it, buddy. They will do what you want because they know, they know what you want. Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you. I won't hurt you. Me big American man.
Especially if you're paying in gold. You can't blame 'em for astuteness. Their ancient, wise society will make our #1ness look pretty flacid pretty soon. Like the effect of a night's worth of Jack Daniel's at 4am.
Can anyone confirm if sCReAMER said to buy buy buy homebuilders (HOV) ahead of earnings?
HOV -12.5% AH
that fool says to buy everything before earnings - riskiest trade around, and he suggests it to the sheeple who are dumb enough to listen to his show.
that being said, i am getting ready to short some stocks heading into earnings...
You're making fun of Melissa Lee? Honestly? Between "What's up with the crooked eyes and the mouth that droops to one side?" and calling her miss piggy is just outright insulting.
It reminds me of 10 year olds in school: not yet mature enough to give others respect. I don't care if you disagree with her, you obviously lack respect and integrity. Stick to your financial analysis, leave the name calling to the tweens.
You're shamefully playing to the masses with this. You'll keep throwing insults to whomever floats your boat and the masses will quickly come join in. Have fun being the "cool guy" that sticks it to the man, it doesn't mean you're not being a dick.
Me thinks its called S - A - T - I - R - E,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
RB, keep up the biting satire and ALL the rest!
of course we're dicks, we're men, but a little light lambasting, is nothing to get your panties in a bunch over. its all in fun, no real malice intended. come on, we've been under a lot of stress
You know that she's going to hear about this and vomit after every meal for a week right?
Classic.
pulled 8pts on es today. fomc...no fomc. same ole.
I love women and I love looking at women.
I love blowing kisses at them in the street
and going 'Eiii mommy mommy you look so beautiful mommy mwah mwha kiss kiss kiss'
But that's just me.
I'm not like those animals in the street going
'give me dat pussay!'
That's just rude man.
-MobBarley
As a chick i say this in all seriousness.
Robo: "adore all your comments and pictures!"
Whew......thanx.....this means all of Robo's previous chick demerits are null and void.
FBP = Es tan divertida. I'm so glad to see a bank with a sense of humor. Maybe it pays to do commercials with Miss Universe;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAnw4PlpMW4
I like the posts... Less anger than I am used to reading and puts a smile on my face. Disparaging the male or female whores of cnbs isn't mysogynistic in my book.
I'm gonna guess CVA/stroke or more likely just Bell's Palsy.
REITs also squeezed ... IYR VNO BXP SLG
Short them all manana !!
There is no lifeguard on duty, this is the deep end of the pool- If you can't handle zerohedge please watch Suzy Orman or something
There is no lifeguard on duty- This is the deep end of the pool. If you can't handle zerohedge go watch Suzy Orman or something
Robo, let's be friends. Georgette
I see what you mean about "crack"
"Kind of like being on a date with some psycho chick on crack." You triede that too huh Robo .... not nearly as much fun as it was advertised to be LOL!
Why make fun of Mellisa's unsymetrical face? She's pretty but why not focus on her gambling cheerleading traits instead of her face?
I thought you had photo-shopped those pictures but then I saw a Fast Money clip - WTF - her face has somehow gotten out of alignment with itself
http://www.cnbc.com/id/34453728
What about UNG?
http://helltrader.blogspot.com/