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FOMC Statement, Redline And Wordcloud Comparison

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Nothing surprising in the statement.

One notable observation is that for the first time since the Japanese events, the Fed is finally recognized the impact of the Japan-induced contraction. Odd that all the morons who said Japan would be a boost to GDP growth now applaud the Fed's appreciation of reality.

The slower pace of the recovery reflects in part factors that are likely to be temporary, including the damping effect of higher food and energy prices on consumer purchasing power and spending as well as supply chain disruptions associated with the tragic events in Japan. 

Complete statement wordcloud for the really lazy ones:

June 22 FOMC word cloud:

And April 27 FOMC word cloud:

Full FOMC April to June redline comparison.

FOMC Redline

 

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Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:35 | 1392135 ReallySparky
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Same stuff, different day.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:56 | 1392226 Herd Redirectio...
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Yep, its been like a slow-motion train wreck since the bailouts and QE started.  We went off the tracks, but we haven't quite hit the ground, never mind slid to a grinding halt.  The train is the US dollar, and the tracks, of course, are where we are headed.

Check out the latest from the Capital Research Institute "0% Interest Rates - Who Benefits?":

http://www.capitalresearchinstitute.org

"

The other day I was discussing money with someone, and I mentioned that as long as interest rates are at 0% the fundamentals remain the same: expect rising asset, food, and commodity prices, a continually devaluing currency, high unemployment, and basically, speculation will continue to be rewarded over savings and investment.

I said that gold as an investment doesn’t make sense.  It just sits there.  It is not income-producing.  It is not a growing business, it is a shiny metal.  But it IS a store of value.  Its value relative to a hypothetical basket of goods will remain constant.  You can still buy a goat in Central Asia for one dinar, 1/8 of an ounce of gold, the same price (I have heard) as 200 years ago.  The tough part for people to grasp is why the dollar price of gold is steadily increasing.  Doesn’t that make it a bubble?  No, it doesn’t make it a bubble, it means the currency in which gold is priced is being devalued."

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:16 | 1392302 ElvisDog
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speculation will continue to be rewarded over savings and investment

I sure hope so. With wages stagnant, prices increasing, and risk-free returns on bonds basically zero, speculation is all we got.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:44 | 1392376 NotApplicable
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But that still fuels the world of malinvestment, so you lose anyway as it makes all of the other areas you point out even worse.

The solution? Black markets, FTW!

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:01 | 1392236 TruthInSunshine
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Poor RoboMomoTrader; even aspiring sell-siders are complaining about Whole Foods aspirational pricing.

This won't end well for the ramped, risk-on bubble The Bernank has parlayed onto the bagholders.

 

Shit's getting real, yo.

YouTube - Whole Foods Parking Lot
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:20 | 1392309 ebworthen
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lol - nice video - what will all those Californicators do when the SHTF?

3-4 day supply of food if the trucks and trains stop rolling.

I can't wait to watch the highlights on T.V.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:35 | 1392136 dcb
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real bs day, on the open we should have gone lower before breaking higher for the day, instead of going higher early. also hourly macd really going against the indexes. it's rather clear the buy order is in, because one week ago the open would have been a massive sell after an up day like yesterday. we have had the bottom folks, but I admit my charts say up until friday or monday at least. makes sense cause the put call ration need to be set so the big boys don't loose money and just make the fees.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:44 | 1392172 camaro68ss
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dont worry, the bernake will make it all better

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:33 | 1392145 Cognitive Dissonance
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OK peons, the show is over. Nothing to see here.

Now let's all get back up on our hamster wheels and run as if the fiat monster is right behind us.......because it is.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:34 | 1392154 Atomizer
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LOL, good one CD.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:42 | 1392177 spartan117
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Which monster?

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:14 | 1392263 chartcruzer
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this monster

http://stockcharts.com/def/servlet/Favorites.CServlet?obj=ID3225058&cmd=show[s218820698]&disp=P

and this one too.

http://stockcharts.com/def/servlet/Favorites.CServlet?obj=ID3225058&cmd=show[s218718281]&disp=P

and finally, the ultimate FED insult.

http://stockcharts.com/def/servlet/Favorites.CServlet?obj=ID3225058&cmd=show[s235939273]&disp=P

 I am truly surprised by the response of the American people since the housing bubble popped (aka, the financial crisis).

Since the 'pop':

1) The FEd has crushed Interest rates destroying the safe incomes of savers and destroying incentives to save.

2) Not a single entity in the mortgage finance industry has been punished (even after layering on fraudclosure).

3) The value of the dollar has been taken to the wood shed - Inflation for food/energy has exploded (forget the fraudulent BLS data).

4) Planet Washington has loaded up on new debt (and continues to load up) such that default (in historic terms) is virtually assured.

5) There has been only a ripple of economic recovery (at the cost of $5T).  Real estate still falling.  Unemployment sky high. Poverty growing,,,,,,

Yet, after 3+ years, no one in the popular press is declaring that our economic system is broken.  The nightly news (even PBS) is the same fluff.  ZH is the only sanity.

When is the main stream going to declare that our economic canary died?  They (the FED) seem to now be dispensing hopium for a another recovery this fall..   They've got to be kidding.

How am I going to look my kids in the eye as Planet Washington melted down on my watch?  I/we older folks are handing them an economic pile of Sh****t.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:16 | 1392497 Zedge Hero
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That why I started my own news network, because they all blow except for maybe Democracy Now! The rest is crap.

http://www.youtube.com/user/zedgehero

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 15:26 | 1392810 SeverinSlade
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Easy.  Mainstream media is owned by the same elites that own the Federal Reserve and all the other central banks.  Mainstream media should, instead, be called "Mainstream Propaganda."

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:37 | 1392148 Dick Darlington
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Usual FED "see no evil, hear no evil" bs. All the bad things are always transitory and "growth" will pick up in the coming quarters.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:46 | 1392180 101 years and c...
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thats Fed speak for no QE3. 

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:58 | 1392205 nope-1004
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That's what the Fed wants you to believe. 

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:59 | 1392238 101 years and c...
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of course QE3 is coming, but its not coming as soon as everyone wants to believe.

i'm with ZH on this one.  no QE3 while S&P at 1300 and oil over $90.

 

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:35 | 1392157 Caviar Emptor
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There they go again: Fed blames anyone and everything but it's own flawed policies for a poor outcome.

In other news: 


The world's millionaires continued to recover in 2010 from the recent financial meltdown, with their population and assets climbing back past the 2007 pre-crisis peak.

In 2010 the number of high-net-worth individuals in the world -- those with at least $1 million in investable assets excluding primary residences -- grew 8.3% to 10.9 million, and their wealth rose 9.7% to $42.7 trillion, according to the 15th annual World Wealth Report, compiled by Bank of America Corp.'s (BAC) Merrill Lynch Global Wealth Management and Capgemini Financial Services.

-Dow Jones News Service

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:00 | 1392243 Herd Redirectio...
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Exactly.  The policies create winners and losers, the Fed just wants you to think they are trying to help the 'losers' of their policies, when in fact, they were designed to create the winners (the mega-wealthy) and losers (the rest of us who can't borrow at 0% interest rates and benefit from insider trading).

Check out the latest from the Capital Research Institute "0% Interest Rates - Who Benefits?":

http://www.capitalresearchinstitute.org

"Now, if we see that we are on this road to currency destruction, then why is nothing done about it?  The solution is to raise interest rates, not to 1 or 2%, but to atleast 6%, the CRI’s rough estimate for inflation over the last 3 years.  Although the rationale can not be fully covered right here, right now, it is a human one.   The richest, most powerful people on the planet are also among the most highly leveraged.  Raising interest rates would significantly weaken the dollar value of their assets, as well as increase the ‘operating costs’ (interest on their debt) of their speculative activity.   To take it a step further, our analysis indicates that the crucial consideration may in fact be not the wealth of those at the very top of the pyramid, but the wealth of those immediately beneath them, the bureaucracy of the oligarchy, as it were.  The hands and feet of the ruling class, the ones who administer, supervise, and direct day-to-day operations at the world’s largest financial firms, energy companies, media firms, think tanks, military industrial complex, intelligence agencies and so on.  Their overlords promised them vast riches, and basically guaranteed them investment success by lending them money and telling them how to spend it (in a more honest time this was referred to as insider trading and was even considered a crime).  The overlords promised more than they could deliver  (that is, after all, what they are good at, and what keeps them in power) and now find themselves between a rock and a hard place.

The decision to sacrifice the US dollar was made, rather than financially ruining the ruling class’ bureaucracy.  Sorry America, and sorry savers!"

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:42 | 1392167 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Well played Ben.  You somehow got Gross to keep the QE3 hope alive via Tweet....so you could say jack at 12:30.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:39 | 1392170 johngaltfla
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Everyone will be watching after 2 because we all, deep down in the dark recesses of our heart, enjoy the potential for a NASCAR like wipeout.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:07 | 1392266 A Man without Q...
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I'm waiting to see if Silver does it's usual moonshot when Bernanke opens his mouth.    

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:15 | 1392283 johngaltfla
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I'd bet on $32 b4 $42....

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:42 | 1392176 equity_momo
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Id just like a definition of "transitory" and "temporary" because my time on this planet is both those things and so is Bernankes tenure as Fed Chairman. Its such an arbitary term. What a cop out. We arent going to double dip , we are going to frickin body slam into an empty swimming pool. Doesnt matter if its the deep or shallow end , theres no water - the body gets messed up.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:51 | 1392198 King_of_simpletons
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This is not a recession. It is a depression. We are being pumped with positive and ambiguous hope-filled messages to keep us from revolting like the Mid-East or Europe.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:57 | 1392418 NotApplicable
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The definition you need is for the word 'sophist.' Then you'll know there is no such thing as a solid definition for any word they utter, EVER.

Well, there is one definition. It is the one that emerges in the mind of the listener as the speaker's context leads to certain implications. A good sophist never lies, but mixes words in such a way that the truth is all but impossible to separate from the lies. Also, any decent, deceitful statement is always defensible via the tool of plausible deniability, where they simply blame the listener for misinterpreting what they really meant denying all of the implications they've created.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:51 | 1392195 Jim in MN
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Praise be to Nero’s Neptune
The Titanic sails at dawn
And everybody’s shouting
“Which Side Are You On?”
And Ezra Pound and T. S. Eliot
Fighting in the captain’s tower
While calypso singers laugh at them
And fishermen hold flowers
Between the windows of the sea
Where lovely mermaids flow
And nobody has to think too much
About Desolation Row

--Bob Dylan, 'Desolation Row', 1965

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 18:39 | 1393362 StychoKiller
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Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

The very deep did rot: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy sea.

"Rime of the Ancient Mariner"

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:47 | 1392197 alexwest
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###
The slower pace of the recovery reflects in part factors that are likely to be temporary, including the damping effect of higher food and energy prices on consumer purchasing power and spending
###

am I stupid or it seems that from GDP' standpoint
it doesnt matter what consumers spent their money on?
higher priced foods/gas or cheaper ipads and dildos..

GDP is money-based metric, not quantity one as far as I understand

anybody here to clarify?

alx

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:54 | 1392203 swissaustrian
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Committee is the biggest word in the cloud - welcome to the socialistic states of America!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Committee

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:58 | 1392446 NotApplicable
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And of course, (like Greenspin) he has to keep referring to the committee, because as we all know, he has just one vote to counter the other 12, and that way, no one person can be blamed, even if they are the chair.

In other words, it is just another collective that allows those who comprise it to escape personal responsibility.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:04 | 1392462 Upswaller
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"Socialistic" implies a degree of socialism, or a tendency toward it.

How about Socialist States of America?

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:52 | 1392209 lolmao500
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About Japan...

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/18/world/asia/18japan.html?_r=1

The Monju prototype fast-breeder reactor — a long-troubled national project — has been in a precarious state of shutdown since a 3.3-ton device crashed into the reactor’s inner vessel, cutting off access to the plutonium and uranium fuel rods at its core.

But critics warn that the recovery process is fraught with dangers because the plant uses large quantities of liquid sodium, a highly flammable substance, to cool the nuclear fuel.

The plant, a $12 billion project, has a history of safety lapses. It was shuttered for 14 years after a devastating fire in 1995, one of Japan’s most serious nuclear accidents before this year’s crisis at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Station. Prefecture and city officials found that the operator had tampered with video images of the fire to hide the scale of the disaster. A top manager at the plant recently committed suicide, on the day that Japan’s atomic energy agency announced that efforts to recover the device would cost almost $21.9 million. And, like several other reactors, Monju lies on an active fault.

Even if the device can be removed, restarting the reactor will be risky, given its safety record and its use of highly toxic plutonium as fuel, said Hideyuki Ban, co-director of the Citizens’ Nuclear Information Center, a watchdog group, and a member of an advisory government committee on Japan’s long-term nuclear energy policy. The plant is 60 miles from Kyoto, a city of 1.5 million people, and the fast-breeder design of the reactor makes it more prone to Chernobyl-type runaway reactions in the case of a severe accident, critics say.

“Let’s say they make this fix, which is very complicated,” Mr. Ban said. “The rest of the reactor remains highly dangerous. And an accident at Monju would have catastrophic consequences beyond what we are seeing at Fukushima.”

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:55 | 1392409 slewie the pi-rat
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...because the plant uses large quantities of liquid sodium, a highly flammable substance,...

this came very close to unhinging my jaw!  didn't this stuff ignite on contact w/ air in chem class?  so, after a few minutes, i found this (Paste):

On December 8, 1995, a prototype fast breeder reactor, Monju, located in Tsuruga City, 350km west of Tokyo, was operating at 40% power. The Power Reactor and Nuclear Fuel Development Corp (PNC), a government controlled organization, operated this reactor. At 19:47 high temperature liquid sodium coolant at one of the three secondary heat exchangers started leaking through a broken thermometer sheath (designed by IH Company, OD: 10mm, ID: 4mm, Length: 150mm) on the piping and it ignited on contact with air.  ...it was a simple fire caused by the leakage of chemically reactive but non-radioactive sodium coolant. But due to the delay in shutting down of the reactor, 640kg of the sodium leaked in 3 hours and caused some unexpected damage by the fire and chemical reactions to the surrounding structure. (End Paste fr here: OEC - Fire by Sodium Coolant Leak at Prototype Fast Breeder reactor, Monju

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 18:38 | 1393367 StychoKiller
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Sodium and water (vapor) do NOT mix

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:11 | 1392476 NotApplicable
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Well, ain't this fuckin' awesome.

Is it so hard to design a fuel transfer crane that can't fall onto a reactor when a clutch breaks? Why didn't they make the shaft/chain/gear/whatever drive weaker than the stops on the crane rails?

Lemme guess, the probability of clutch failure is zero.

At this point I'm ready to start bitch-slapping anyone who tries to tell me that government isn't synonymous with the mafia. The only difference is cheaper suits.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:52 | 1392212 YesWeKahn
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Do you notice that "inflation" is up.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:52 | 1392213 VogonPoet
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"temporary, ... higher food and energy prices"

At first i was like 8/, then I LOL'd!

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:53 | 1392215 plocequ1
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Well, There it is. Rally on.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:57 | 1392218 Seasmoke
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i thought NO two clouds were ever alike

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:58 | 1392219 Bartanist
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Ok, so is it me or did that statement say even less than usual.

So, why are those people still employed?

No actions, just: "oh heck, let's just wait and see what happens because nothing we do seems to help" ... even though we are supposedly in a recovery.

 

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:55 | 1392220 TruthInSunshine
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The redline between the past and present statement is an excellent resource, Zero Hedge!

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:37 | 1392617 slewie the pi-rat
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resource for chuckles.  i was lmao when i got done!

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:59 | 1392225 Cassandra Syndrome
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QE3 will slowly emerge like QE2 did, the statement in March 2010, when QE1 ended didn't announce in fanfair that QE2 was emerging on April 1st.

If they don't do QE3, the system crashes. If they do QE3, inflation heads towards 50%. Hobson's choice, but as Cantillon illustrated nearly 300 years ago the sudden expansion in money supply benefits only the initial recipients. So the sociopaths will gladly bathe in the freshly printed greenbacks while the peasants starve.

The only thing to stop this madness is one of the many wildcards to collapse the ponzi scheme on them by causing enough panic for mass withdrawals and liquidating "assets".

 

 

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:56 | 1392228 Zing
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We could see some major tankage at 2:15.  Up or down, it's still exciting.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:56 | 1392230 Mortimer
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the silver chart looks like a lie detector test.  hmm?

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:01 | 1392232 Shell Game
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The COMMITTEE has your back peons. The COMMITTEE is doing everything it can, it is complicated and requires the COMMITTEE's full attention. The COMMITTEE believes the details are unimportant to you, above your head and only understood by the COMMITTEE.  The COMMITTEE appreciates your obedience.

Love,
The COMMITTEE

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:12 | 1392284 ebworthen
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Comrade!

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:12 | 1392286 Herd Redirectio...
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LOL, exactly.  When you are in line at the grocery store hint to people about the higher prices, and say something about "Anecdotally, I heard that only the first recipients of the newly printed fiat benefit, and the rest of us suffer!"

I always act surprised when the cashiers tell me they 'still accept cash', or alternatively I offer to pay with 'computer points' (numbers that only exist on a computer screen).

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:45 | 1392391 Shell Game
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"Anecdotally, I heard that only the first recipients of the newly printed fiat benefit, and the rest of us suffer!"

Bravo. Not only spot on, but a great tidbit that just may get chewed on..

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:17 | 1392516 NotApplicable
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I always make fun of my coin dealer for taking worthless fed notes in exchange for PMs. Of course, he holds them no longer than I did, unless waiting to BTFD.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:57 | 1392233 New American Re...
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Nothing but the legal and peaceful over throw of our Federal government and the banksters, which they represent, will do.    Welcome to the New American Revolution.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:57 | 1392235 treemagnet
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Now Ben's thinking, "these fuckers really don't believe me....what do I gotta do to get some respect from these lemmings!?"

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:02 | 1392247 cfigueir
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here we go again with blaming japan... nonsense. If the supply chain disruptions were translating into drags, we would see changes in the manufacturing jobs data. Auto plants are closing because dealer lots are full, not because they can't get parts from japan. Bernanke should really be talking about whether people's incomes are rising, or whether they're borrowing (or being allowed to borrow), rather than this nonsense, but he won't of course, because that picture may make their statements too clear.

 

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:16 | 1392296 oogs66
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prior quarters channel stuffing is a bigger problem for autos than japanese supply

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:21 | 1392532 NotApplicable
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Aren't you aware that Bernanke's job is to do nothing BUT talk nonsense? Surely you don't believe they exist in order to "serve," do you?

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:05 | 1392248 buzzsaw99
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They could have shortened that statement to just a few words: "Rates will remain low, we guarantee it."

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:07 | 1392265 TruthInSunshine
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With the caveat that...

..."until they don't, which will occur swiftly and suddenly, and then you're on your own, bitchez!"

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:15 | 1392282 buzzsaw99
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if you are a very young person you might live to see it. bug lulz

 

 

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:21 | 1392303 Herd Redirectio...
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Not while these clowns are in power.  They have literally went all-in on interest rates remaining low.  When they are overthrown you won't even have to nationalize all their assets, just raise interest rates to 6% or higher, and make sure no one buys the junk assets from them.  Or, you know, they would actually get sent them to prison. 

Ultimately this will have to be resolved through a jubilee (Grand Debt Restructuring), and even then, a wide dispersal of the world's assets, land in the 3rd world will actually be owned by people in the 3rd world, people in North America and Europe will own the property they occupy debt free, the Federal Reserve and Usury banned...  Lets hope for sooner, rather than later.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:07 | 1392253 Highrev
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Sell hard assets and buy productive assets.

http://greshams-law.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Dow-Gold-Ratio-Generational-Cycle.png

(You might be early, and you might not. Regardless, portfolio adjustments can certainly be justified.)

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:04 | 1392256 GeneMarchbanks
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A word cloud rising from the steaming pile that is central banking. Ahhhhh! Smells like freedom.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:11 | 1392481 Jim in MN
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fleadom.  Best we can do.  Budget/patriotism cuts and so forth.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:09 | 1392262 ebworthen
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"Committee" and "Inflation" are the two biggest words.

How can a committee create inflation? 

Zero rates while pumping equities, and when that stops working, raise rates and let equities crash.

Just watch 'em

 

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:12 | 1392269 AldoHux_IV
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So I hear that the end of QE is priced in, but is the reality of the economic environment priced in? The markets in slow/low volume summer markets seem to be in a lull and follow the words of the fed like a child following the pied piper never to return to reality.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:13 | 1392270 Cult_of_Reason
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Cramer is the biggest POS liar.

He was the one pounding the table and screaming that Japan disaster was a boon for the global economy, today he is saying he is glad that the Fed has acknowledged the severe negative impact on global economy from Japanese disaster.

What a lying POS this slimeball Cramer -- he makes me puke every time I see the liar on CNBC.

Japan's Rebuild Likely to Be Massive: Cramer
http://www.thestreet.com/story/11041767/1/japans-rebuild-likely-to-be-ma...

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:16 | 1392281 TruthInSunshine
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Had you followed this legendary and specific investment advice of his back in 2000, you'd only have lost 97.3% of your money - he's not that bad /sarc/:

 

http://www.thestreet.com/story/891820/the-winners-of-the-new-world.html

The Winners of the New World By Jim Cramer 02/29/00 - 09:42 AM EST

 

You want winners? You want me to put my Cramer Berkowitz hedge fund hat on and just discuss what my fund is buying today to try to make money tomorrow and the next day and the next? You want my top 10 stocks for who is going to make it in the New World? You know what? I am going to give them to you. Right here. Right now. OK. Here goes. Write them down -- no handouts here!:

 

724 Solutions (SVNX), Ariba (ARBA_), Digital Island (ISLD), Exodus (EXDS), InfoSpace.com (INSP_), Inktomi (INKT), Mercury Interactive (MERQ), Sonera (SNRA), VeriSign (VRSN_) and Veritas Software (VRTS_).

 

We are buying some of every one of these this morning as I give this speech. We buy them every day, particularly if they are down, which, no surprise given what they do, is very rare. And we will keep doing so until this period is over -- and it is very far from ending. Heck, people are just learning these stories on Wall Street, and the more they come to learn, the more they love and own! Most of these companies don't even have earnings per share, so we won't have to be constrained by that methodology for quarters to come.

 

And who could forget this more recent gem:

YouTube - Jim Cramer: "Bear Stearns is Fine!" Tues, 3/11/08
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:54 | 1392698 cramers_tears
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Yeah?! But he only cries when DJIA breaks down >30%.  If he's going to cry when the dow runs down through 8750, he needs some acting lessons or some onion eye drops, because as a cryer... he really sucks!  Now Jimmy Swaggert... there was a stone-cold cryer, man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1OXAi7rNMg I sent Cramer that ultimate Swaggert Video back in late 2008 but I guess Cramer didn't pay attention.  Because Cramer's crying on all the various MSM shows was just pitiful.

I was waiting for Weiner's Weiner to get a misty... but I didn't see it - maybe I missed it.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:12 | 1392273 iLoveMisesToPieces
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I'm starting to think QE3 won't be announced.  Announcing QE3 destroys the E in MOPE.  The entire idea is to keep the serfs at bay and the gravy train running.  Why won't the Fed through some sort of proxy just print and plug whatever hole seems the most pressing?  They can sit there and play the "jobs are coming" because the stocks and bonds are doing fine on their own until a loaf of bread costs $5 and the game ends.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:20 | 1392297 buzzsaw99
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that's probably how it will go down. the banks lie about  their balance sheets and earnings, why wouldn't the fed lie about QE3? It is run by the same people.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:16 | 1392287 DoChenRollingBearing
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I did not see the word "gold" anywhere in that cloud...

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:23 | 1392544 NotApplicable
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No silver linings, either.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:15 | 1392293 oogs66
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Bernank announces that channel stuffing and excess inventory build were transitory factors that made the economy look far stronger than it really was

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:16 | 1392298 Jovil
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Wait until the July quarterly earnings reports show the extent of the Japanese supply chain disruption on sales and profits.

http://lonerangersilver.wordpress.com/2011/05/17/michael-ruppert-we-have...

 

 

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:22 | 1392306 slewie the pi-rat
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+ red line! +

no abstentions or dissentions? it's unan-i-mouse!

yes, japan is tragic.  ...and GM still can't sell cars.  the index for how close various opinionators think it is ok for people to live near cherno---er,...fuk_u is going higher.  we got the fuk_u "stag" and the banksters printing, propping, and PPT primping for the "flation" and we got the radioactive fiat blues.  BiChFlation. 

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:25 | 1392310 slaughterer
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 So long as NFLX turns green by EOD, we are all happy.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:29 | 1392323 sbenard
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Even stocks are just sitting there today like a bump on a log. (Sigh)

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:32 | 1392338 gaoptimize
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What I think is hilarious is the complete non-reaction by the DOW in both value or volume.  It's like noone is listening or cares, humans or robots alike.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:34 | 1392345 kito
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so how do we classify the reinvestment of the treasuries? qe lite?

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:22 | 1392522 slewie the pi-rat
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i think that wld just be re-investing/rolling into new dates for Ts. 

no new FRNs created = no QE. 

technically, the FED can monetiZe (buy) virtually anything.  i think what the chairsatan left unsaid is the deafening silence:  that the Treasury will have a pretty big deficit coming up, too won't it?    so, the FED may need to print some digits for the T, too.  tyler thinks Operation Twist 2 will suppress short interst rates and increase the longer term rates.  this helps the banksters since they can get a "carry" on the increased spread.  at least this has worked in the past...

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:51 | 1392661 slewie the pi-rat
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yeah, qe lite.

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