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Forex Megadroid and GridBot Players Decimated
Things are really getting out of control now, as the "V-Shaped Recovery" vs. "Great Depression II Bust" macro strategies are now being daytraded on a 5-minute chart by the fast-triggered 19-year old chart monkeys now in charge of billions under management at the biggest fund firms, endowments, foundations, etc.
Witness the parabolic move in bonds last night as yields and stock futures plunged ahead of the McJobs report. All the 300:1 "watch the money roll in" Forex traders were positioning for an epic breakout in the dollar and an utter collapse in risk currencies.
Sure enough, once the horrid numbers were released this morning, the Euro crashed, gold plunged, stock futures cratered, as the Bucket Shop boys let their retail clients load up on margin for the inevitable "deflationary bust". No sooner than they were loaded up, the Bucket Shop managers turned the tape and the Euro skied, gold ran up $20 in 15 minutes, and the dollar started to fail.
Needless to say, the Forex Megadroids and the GridBots were wiped out in the first hour of trading.
Such is the way of life in the Wall St. jungle ruled by the Skynet Robots.
Seems as if the life or death of the quadrillion dollar derivatives ponzi pyramid and the world economy at large is now entirely dependent upon the trading action in the XLF:
Also note how "Da Boyz" made a stand right at the 50-day:
At this point, its really up to the O-Team and Bernanke, Geithner, LLP to see if they are going to use more "unconventional methods" to try to goose stocks once again. On this list are:
Increase the McMansion credit to $15,000 and extend indefinitely
Stimulus II ($2,500 checks for everyone)
Stimulus III ($5,000 checks for everyone)
Cash for TV's, Refrigerators, Microwaves, La-Z-Boy Recliners
Newfangled Alphabet Soup programs
More Treasury monetizations
Nationalization of CIT, small regional banks, etc.
Lop a zero off the U.S. Dollar
Who knows???
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She's disgusting. Wait, I mean unbelievably hot.
Every empire has its peak and then it drops off. It's the way of the world. So make as much money while you can and then just wait of the next one.
Don't blame the chart monkeys they just want their piece of the pie.
My vote is for the last choice: lop a zero off the dollar. And name the new currency shlomos in honor of BS.
The deflationary bust rolls on but the 4 stooges- Moe-bama, Larry, Benny and TIMM will just up the ante, sounds about right. Be sure and send all those stimulus suggestions to your favorite congressman or woman
hope she's your girl!
I like the expanded version of your avatar, but why is she wearing a bra and panties? Can't find the totally naked version?
On a different note, thank god the Vampire Squid jumped into the markets today to save what's left of Obama's reputation.
I can only imagine the collapse in the markets once the Messiah was found to be unable to walk on water in Copehagen.
By the way I really love that evil Skynet Robot, any chance we can nominate him for POTUS in the 2012 elections?
Ya know, if you're gonna have a bunch of corrupt and evil individuals running the country, we might as well find the most unfeeling machine possible. I ask you, what epitomizes pure evil better than a Terminator robot.
All hail!
I searched for "pure evil" in the economics/business lexicon, and it didn't seem to be there, sorry. Please try again.
You might like to explore terminology such as "efficiency", "competition", and "profit" when describing Terminator robots.
What? No mention of PIMCO meeting w/underwater sub-prime, HELOC borrowers to discuss loan modifications?
Or how the big agra lobbyists are blowing a gasket over the latest revision to carbon offsets?
www.debtsofanation.blogspot.com
C4G: Cash For Grandma. Trade in your old person for some quick cash and a Dr. Kevorkian Playset, and a plane ticket to Oregon.
I thought Obama already proposed that in his health care plan ...?
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you're a good man!
she has lovely eyebrows.......
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At this point, its really up to the O-Team and Bernanke, Geithner, LLP to see if they are going to use more "unconventional methods" to try to goose stocks once again. On this list are:
I see robo was chatting with Rahm again this p.m. Part of the after the bell news dump from b'berg:
Obama Exploring Additional Steps to Spur U.S. Economy (Update1)
By Nicholas Johnston
Oct. 2 (Bloomberg) -- President Barack Obama said today’s report of U.S. job losses is a “sobering reminder that progress comes in fits and starts” and that he is considering additional steps to spur economic growth.
“I’m working closely with my economic advisers to explore any and all additional options and measures that we might take to promote job creation,” Obama said at the White House today.
Addressing mainstreet (not newspapers) and a statement on the FDIC situation would be a good start if he could take the time from campaigning for 2012 and the 2016 olympics.
and a statement on the FDIC situation
the only time we will hear that is when the lines outside the banks have already formed as you must well know!!
thanks robo. finally!
Let's dispense with the economics fluff and start concentrating on Alessandra, which is why I come here.
That girl got Man Hands!
All the better to manipulate the market with.
She may not have the trigger fingers of a 19 year old, but her economic stimulus makes me wanna exclaim O-bama!
Give her a break...she's 5'11
Hat tease --fedora only --please.....
She does have nice eyebrows, as deadhead suggested. I'm wondering if she more into mojitos or chardonnay.
Nicest gap I've seen since last Dec FCX at 61
USD still giving bullish signals.
MORE:
www.zerohedge.com/forum/market-outlook-0
Alessandra Ambrosio
Windy, another great post.
Windy, another great post.
SuperFly works the streetcorner in Copen and only yields
to a javelin up his backside. Excellent.
You'd think that he would be better at allocating his time considering the ongoing implosion of the Amerikan Empire but then Rahm and his other Chicago hood buddies spawned by the most corrupt local political scene in U.S. history may have had a little input. Hopey McChange is "following the economic situation closely"? Please. Go back to your teeth whiteners and to squeezing your spouse's enormously fleshy hip girth.
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Now we're talking tangible value.
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