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A Former Cephalopod Explains The Transaction Tax

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Pointless debate after pointless debate... Let the confusion end. It is very ironic and highly appropriate that a formerly tentacular Davy Jones, currently Bill Nighy, sets the record straight on the 0.05% transaction tax, which just like the AIG debacle, would "surely" lead to the obliteration of intelligent (and banker) life as we know it.




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Sun, 02/14/2010 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Stranger
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I can't help but feel that Robin Hood taxes on banks are just asking for a small cut of the theft perpetrated by bankers. It's only going to make things worse by making the government even more of an accomplice in credit inflation.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 02/14/2010 - 18:32 | Link to Comment chobawon
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Exactly right, and I believe this is the first time I have ever seen this point made, unfortunately. 

They don't have the balls to do anything about it, so they cut themselves in on the action instead.

Mon, 02/15/2010 - 15:39 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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It's the slow creep of the Fabian Society. Incremental control. A war of attrition that they have already won but are willing to continue playing because victory is never absolute with human beings.

The nitwits sitting at home don't even think about who pays for these ad-ver-tiz-ments, nor what percentage of a percentage of the collected amount actually reaches the lower-class dinner table after passing through the bureaucratic house of financial horrors.  

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 14:46 | Link to Comment boiow
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i can't see the point in a system where crooks tax crooks.

it just encourages them to make more stupid decisions on our behalf.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 15:40 | Link to Comment bugs_
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Crook on Crook violence LOL

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 14:48 | Link to Comment mouser98
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i got a better idea.  end all government programs and departments and repeal all laws and regulations that are not directly involved in the protection of property rights.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 18:40 | Link to Comment Stranger
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What kind of organization has the power to do something like that?

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 19:18 | Link to Comment boooyaaaah
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How dare you the gov. will only finance good things -- like fighting global warming, and paying off favorite schemes that will get the government re-elected

Increasing the tax on anything  ---- Is not the same as giving money back to the taxpayer --- because the tax goes to the government ---- and the government is not the people ---- because the words say --- government of the people by the people for the people

The words do not say government of the government by the government and for the government

 

 

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 14:48 | Link to Comment Jay
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I vote no. How about this for an idea: Let the banks and other businesses keep what they earn and let me keep what I earn. How about everybody keeping their hands off other people's wallets?

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:06 | Link to Comment Number 156
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Mouser, Jay,

What if the government redefines what property is, and what is a right? And what is an earning?

Consider that the FED is considering converting 401k and IRAs to bonds to fund budget deficits. Got Gold? The government confiscated gold in 1933, and owners of gold lost 40% when it was all said and done. With the stroke of a pen, you re no longer an owner, and your earnings are redistributed to whomever lobbies the hardest.

To be fair, taxes are a necessary part of government. Its simply unfortunate that the government is on a self destructive binge of debt and redistribution corporate welfare recipients.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:22 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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exactly -  we do need to build a new road every once in a while and other publics works (in fact I find it fucked that many things that SHOULD be public aren't and any that should be private aren't either..  

 

I'm all for a reset button and then let the people of each towns/cities decide on their own how they want to run things for themselves

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Lndmvr
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Only those who gave up their gold lost. Most just hid it and said f the gov't. Just like they will now. Can't hide those 401k's tho.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 17:28 | Link to Comment drbill
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But you can cash out your 401(k) before the government forces you to "invest" in treasuries "for your safety". Then you can use the money go buy gold. Call it your own personal 401(Au).

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 19:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 02/14/2010 - 19:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 02/14/2010 - 20:05 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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+22

Mon, 02/15/2010 - 10:19 | Link to Comment MarketTruth
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My close friend called Charles Schwab to do just that, get their 401k out. You would not believe the BS thy made 'em go through, the almost lies about needing to keep the money with them, and then after one hour FINALLY the rep saying they can get their money... the rep strongly suggests they (Charles Schwab) keep 20% 'to help with taxes' when the time comes.

Remove ALL funds now ZH'ers!

Mon, 02/15/2010 - 02:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 02/15/2010 - 17:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 02/14/2010 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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The Banker giving us the middle finger, repeatedly, eh?

 

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 15:40 | Link to Comment orange juice
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any one else notice it was filmed in dubai?  check the buildings in the background.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:21 | Link to Comment SteveNYC
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I'm pretty sure that was Canary Wharf dude.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 18:07 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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?

Clearly youve never been in London's financial district.

Not every big or fashionable building is found in Dubai.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:10 | Link to Comment Number 156
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So if Dubai doesn't repay their debts, do they all go to debtors prison?

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 02/14/2010 - 20:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:59 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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+100

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:24 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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More dead weight loss BS.  And who do they think we are?!  This is not going to matter in an inflationary economy, state run banks backed with gold/metals/commodities is the only hope.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Zippyin Annapolis
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LOL--this came out last week!

 

--Bill Nighy is an excellent actor and the whole effort is well--really laughable. Of course the Europeans take this kind of stuff very very seriously.

 

Say we tax away the liquidity in these markets and ignore the obvious fall out--do you really, really trust these political numbskulls (dopes) to "do the right" thing with the money? Huh??  Think about it...

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:59 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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I would wager that like most fees this will just get passed on to consumers in the form of higher charges and the like. We've been down this road before, all it's gotten us is poorer and higher fees. Why should this be any different?

I merely point to credit card legislation as a proxy for what will likely happen. It's the same mentality as those who think that increased taxes will generate a windfall, aint gonna happen.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 16:59 | Link to Comment Zippyin Annapolis
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100+

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 17:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 02/14/2010 - 17:36 | Link to Comment merehuman
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Math and greed are the boss of us so far.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 17:38 | Link to Comment dnarby
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Money for climate change, huh?

The Squid will love that!

http://thetaildoesnotwagthedog.blogspot.com/2009/08/goldman-sachs-and-gl...

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 19:37 | Link to Comment Bear
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Better idea ... tax the Government

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 20:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/15/2010 - 13:03 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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They are doing that now. They're just using taxpayer money to do it.

Sun, 02/14/2010 - 18:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 02/14/2010 - 22:41 | Link to Comment Invisible Hand
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Have you heard about the new Obama-meal at McDonald's?

You order anything you want and the guy behind you has to pay.

(Sorry, couldn't resist this bad joke)

Kill this transaction tax.  Re-impose Glass-Steagall and raise reserve limits to keep the bankers honest.  Let investment banks fail if they over leverage bad bets.

Giving the government more taxes just feeds the beast.  It never helps cover spending, they just feel like they can spend more if they have more income.

Want a revolution?  Just try to steal people's IRA's and 410K's.  I know they want to do it but I don't think they have the cojones.

Mon, 02/15/2010 - 13:07 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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+1000

ROTFLMAO

Unfortunately, they do have the cojones.

Mon, 02/15/2010 - 17:27 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Not balls, oppurtunity.  And Yes, they will take it.  All of it.  They need it.  And you need your government.

Mon, 02/15/2010 - 09:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 02/15/2010 - 18:40 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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While I realize economics and economic history aren't necessarily the strong points of some of the individuals at this site, please correct me if I'm wrong, but,

Didn't the Revenue Act of 1914 establish a Financial Transaction Tax which lasted until 1966, and which was doubled during the Great Depression?

Seems logical to reinstate Glass-Steagall and that FTT.

Mon, 02/15/2010 - 19:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 02/15/2010 - 23:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 02/17/2010 - 00:35 | Link to Comment edwardscpa
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Any tax that yields a hundred billion pounds from a single industry is neither tiny nor immaterial.

 

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