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Former CIA Analyst Tells Truth About Libya Intervention On CNN, Hilarity Ensues

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Former CIA analyst Michael Scheuer appeared on CNN and told his lovely blonde and brunette anchors the truth about what is really happening. The hilarious Stepford Wives reaction and the unprecedented cognitive dissonance the ensues is worth the price of admission.

 

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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:11 | 1132410 Chuck Walla
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Its blood for oil, Bitchez!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:23 | 1132482 MarketTruth
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Yet fully justified as this is the sweetest of sweet oil for the blood of, what, a few hundred thousands 'worthless' Middle Eastern people? (sarcasm)

PS: When will the USA start bombing Bahrain as that ruthless dictator is mudering his citizens?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:51 | 1132641 Haywood Jablowme
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Jeezus these damn broads are stupid.  I really like the stutter effect implemented by the one chick after being told she's a water boy LMFAO

Talk about gettin' "your panties in a bunch"....LMFAO

 

 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:10 | 1132692 Bananamerican
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a-ma-zing.

if you didn't laugh at the end you are not a sentient being....

Scheuer was like, "Fuck it. I aint comin' back" ...I LOVE watching people burn bridges with Truth incendiaries...especially when there's 2 dumb-ass amerikan biotechs standing on the span

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 12:35 | 1132903 velobabe
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that bimbo bitch, folds her arms in a cross in front of her fake boobs. i ain't carrying no water, bastard†, where's cheeky?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:01 | 1133025 jus_lite_reading
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That is FUNNY!! What dumb bimbos. Real $2 whores working for Obamie's crew. Anyways, that expert is correct because its about oil and nothing else. Even F^&ing SWEDEN is now involved! WTF?!

http://fiatsfire.blogspot.com/2011/04/next-up-radioactive-oceans-as-japa...

Also check out the picture of the radioactive plutonium water leaking into the Pacific ocean!!! The end of the world must be near! The fish will all die!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:12 | 1134077 Oh regional Indian
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Another interesting take on the real Libya story.

It's never what it's made out to be...

Insider's view (different insider, a woman as it turns out):

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/03/28/for-dis-believers/

ORI

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:38 | 1135430 New World Chaos
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Wow, it all comes together now, thanks!  At first I just thought this was just about Gadhaffi wanting to tax the oil companies and/or be paid in gold, Obama wanting to drag America deeper into the mud, and the CIA wanting to help their buddies in Al Qaeda.  As usual, the truth is even more fucked up.  Short story for those not following the link:  Lockerbie was a CIA false flag to kill the investigators who knew the CIA was smuggling heroin for terrorists, and Gadhaffi figured he would get his extorted settlement money back by squeezing the oil companies.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 23:53 | 1135630 Oh regional Indian
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Pretty far out eh, NWC? Then you can follow the trail of so many "aircrashes" and many of them have similar secrets secreted. KAL007 comes to mind also. As was Egyptair 88 out of NYC.

ORI

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 02:10 | 1135756 i-dog
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Many thanks, also, for that link, ORI.

It certainly answers why many of the families of Lockerbie victims also believed it was the CIA responsible, rather than a Libyan.

[edit] Here is a link to her full article

http://my.firedoglake.com/slindauer/2011/03/28/libyas-blood-for-oil-the-vampire-war/

which includes these links to other sources:

“Insurrection and Military Intervention: The US-NATO Attempted Coup d’Etat in Libya?”, and

“Operation Libya” and the Battle for Oil: Redrawing the Map of Africa

Some may also find this background on King Idris (under whose flag the "rebels" are operating) interesting:

"LIBYA - When historical memory is erased"

 

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:24 | 1135877 WaterWings
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Check out this Chindit post on the third page:

by chindit13
on Mon, 04/04/2011 - 23:33
#1135576

 

Couple of points:

 

On the fluff side, here we have two women who seem to have convinced themselves that they were hired for their journalistic talents.  One of the oddities of gender equality is that the chauvinists of the world can use a woman's ego to manipulate her.  Everybody's happy.  Women think they are breaking the glass ceiling, network execs put on air what they think is the eye candy that draws viewers.  When network execs saw how well this trick worked, they demonstrated how fair minded they are by bringing in an equal number of male bimbos.  Like him or not, in today's world Walter Cronkite could not get a job in a network mailroom.

 

The women also erred by thinking that since they love being on TV so much, everyone else wants as much air time as possible.  They failed to realize Scheuer couldn't care less if he's ever on TV again, so he has no reason to play nice.  This clip will forever appear on these women's resume, though botox and aerobics might keep them employed another year or two until.  I'll go out on a limb, though, and predict neither will spend her declining years on the faculty of the Columbia School of Journalism.

 

On another matter, the careful observer out there might see that there is a definite schism developing in the country between the CIA and the PTB.  From Scheuer to Ray McGovern to Bob Baer we have evidence of a new CIA, tired of being the whipping boy for failed administrations and their preconceived views, and tired of seeing the US go down destructive and costly---financial, political and human---paths.  It is beginning to look like one side of the debate is the Executive Branch and Legislative Branch, joined by the banksters, Neocons, AIPAC, MIC and MSM vs. the other side with long suffering taxpayers and real patriots.  Interesting times.  Another of these Scheuer-type outbursts and I see the big budget cut in Obama's second term as being Scheuer's old employer.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 06:18 | 1135953 Harlequin001
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These girls make far more sense if you turn the sound off and imagine they're talking dirty...

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 06:21 | 1135956 i-dog
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Thanks for that pointer ... I would have missed it. I mostly agree with him and have answered him there.

I doubt that the CIA will get any budget cuts though ... they serve two masters equally: the Rockefeller/neocons oil and arms group and the Rothschild/aristocrats drug trafficking group. Both arms of TPTB make lots of money.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 06:31 | 1135958 AnAnonymous
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The first point is funny. It is about ego, not women. Women in this regard are not different indeed.

People convincing themselves that they were hired because of their proficiencies alone are legion. Even though their behaviour, when the other factors involved in their hiring are endangered, show that they are aware of the other factors.

Cheap shot indeed at gender equality as it is all about ego.

The longing for truth is dead with the inception of the US. The US is one nation that started on universal notions and has since then being involved in fabricating a mythology to hide that their history is the contraction of the universal notions they said to promote.

This said, and contrary to what the poster suggests, those two women can be very well aware that they are propagandists, as journalism in the US, due to History, has always been about propaganda. In the US, it has always about explaining how slavery could be when the motto was that freedom is a human right. It has always been about covering for land grabbing when property is a human right.

Those women are two fine examples of US citizens. Who know if they are not aware of what they are? Everything shows that US citizens are duplicitous, not ignorant. Look, voice, etc all matter for a propagandist who use them as a way to divert from facts. These women might perfectly know they are propagandists and know why they were hired.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 18:59 | 1138971 natty light
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OT, but I think the most competent woman on business TV is that rather frumpy woman who reports from the DAX in Germany on CNBC Europe.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 02:14 | 1135831 New World Chaos
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It's an open secret that those who fight for the people (such as Paul Wellstone) shouldn't get on small planes.

And remember how crabs ate the bodies from KAL007?  Must have been pretty hungry, because they ate all the bones and luggage too.  Maybe when patriots sack Area 51 during the revolution, they will find that the passengers of KAL007 and AA77 were used as hosts for alien larvae.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 04:08 | 1135900 Voluntary Exchange
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+1

Charles McKee is the Key to Lockerbie.

 

McKee, a DIA fella who actually cared about CIA drug dealing, who had the proof,  and was going to do something about it.  Mckee's stuff was the first stuff to disappear when the American Agents got on the scene. Some folks say it was raining heroin and cash that day.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2001/jun/27/lockerbie.features11

 

It had been intended for 103 to splash down into the sea. Funny how fate sometimes intervenes to "unlock" the truth!

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:49 | 1135894 Finn
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I suspect the Swedes need to battle test their fancy n-th generation fighter jets, for their military industry to be able to sell any more. And what better opportunity than politically protected UN and against an oil producer with already wrecked antiair defenses.

Funny thing is, I really don't see the smart idea in US going after all their MENA allies and giving the Moslem fundamentalist fighters yet another leg up, unless it's to jerk up oil... that and all other reasons I can come up call for tinfoil, not just hat but full body suit, and completely wallpapering my flat to boot.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:17 | 1133446 bania
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what's-her-name in the yellow blouse looks just FANTASTIC!  Like a spring tulip opening to meet her first spring rain...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:21 | 1134136 bania
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whoever junked me must be gay.  not that there's anything wrong with that.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:48 | 1134562 trav7777
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yeah there is something wrong with it- it's disgusting.

But that dumb bitch in the black dress really sure was a watercarrier for the administration; her bias was totally obvious

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:28 | 1134695 Sabibaby
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She's a watercarrier so the administration is well hydrated to give them golden showers all day.

We'll just call it Golden Shower Journalism

 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:48 | 1135142 clymer
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they can do shit like this:

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/mar/17/us-spy-operation-social...

 

but nothing can stop an idea whose time has come

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:46 | 1135336 dogbreath
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too bad jonny bravo's cover was blown.  we miss him.  cint com shud hire better trolls

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 06:02 | 1135948 benburnyanki
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cint com shud hire better trolls...

dang dogbreath that is fookin' priceless...

and water buckets to feed admin pissing in their hair (both hairs)...

but we not need Oil in first place kimosabe if we did not get lawyers to sue Tesla in 1912 for JPMoron who owned boatload of Oil Shares. Back then u had real stock cert.s so must of been boatload.

Tesla figured out how to get electricity out of the air. You remember lightning don't you?

Or do it have to bite you in ass to git your tention by causing tension?

Tesla had given us free electricity. 1.8 million Gigawatt Hours per hour of pure electricity is floating right over our heads and we use exactly Zero Hedge fucking Watts of it? ARE WE ALL STUPID FUKIN SHEEP FOR LETTING THE EXPERTS TELL US IF WE USE FREE ELECTRICITY IT MIGHT KILL US?

There are 16,000,000 or 1.6 X 10^7 lightning bolts hitting ground a year on planet.

The APP or Average Peak Power of a single lightning bolt is 1 Terawatt or 10^12 Watts = 1,000,000,000,000 Watts.

So we multiply Watts X Strikes per year to get total watts per year which is:

(1.6 X 10^7) X (1 X 10^12) = 1.6 X 10^19 = 16,000,000,000,000,000,000 watts per year.

Then we get hours in a year which is 24 X 365 = 8760.

Now divide year into annual wattage to get Watts Per Hour or Watt Hours:

1.6 X10^19 / 8.760 X 10^3 = 1.826 X 10^15 = 1,826,000,000,000,000

Every single major Industrial Revolution cornerstone in Electricity and Magnetism was invented by Tesla:

  1. AC Electricity Tesla Invented to Tom Edison's horror and arguement since it made Edison look like a hobbiest.
  2. Brushless Electric Motors. Edison only had US powered on DC brushed motors that always needed new brushes. Oh and DC cannot be sent more than one mile by wire before it looses all power!!!
  3. Radio. No Marconi was sued and the U.S. Supreme Court ruled Tesla Invented THE RADIO!!!
  4. FREE ELECTRICITY: Tesla had a huge tower and a big copper coil on it that could pull electricity out of thin air. It blew the westinghouse generators at the main power co's gen houses. Tesla had to go rewind all the copper in the gens. But since Tesla invented the AC gens in the first place, he had little trouble complying.
  5. NEON Lights
  6. RADAR
  7. Vacuume Tubes
  8. TV Tubes
  9. ROBOTS
  10. and 'drum roll' the infamous Number Ten is actually his most important: THE TESLA COIL!!!!!! HELL EVERY CAR IN THE WORLD USES HIS TESLA COIL TO FIRE THE PLUGS. Except of course for a diesel which only uses a glow plug and only at startup until diesel ignition occurs due merely to heat and compression mixed with of course fuel and oxygen.

MOST DANGEROUS EXPERTS EVER ARE LAWwomen. FBI is full of 'EXPERTS' that will save you from any crime some CIA Coke Toten Black Boy might be pullin, but the Rusky Mafiya scares the chickenshit pigs so much they run from the fuckers, or even scarier, do dirtywork for the fukers personally. Who gonna pull over a cop car runnin dope?

Google free book: Red Mafiya or Jewish Mafiya by Robert Friedman

link: http://robert-friedman-red-mafiya.blogspot.com/

lets see this proves amazon.com,ebay.com,google.com and facebook.com is run by Jew Mafiya if this book had to be given away.

go fig..

What is real scarey, is how fukin worthless this proves all the NSA wiretapping our asses has been for the last 30 years. This kinda even implicates the USA intel agencies as being in on the take maybe by kikbaks and so the USAF can corner the Afghan heroin runs without gettin kilt by Mafiya.

 

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 00:07 | 1135654 G-R-U-N-T
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The media is in love with the idea of Obama like the wife who is in love with the idea that her abusing husband is going to change.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:45 | 1134740 Maniac Researcher
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Why yes, that deeply misogynist and bigoted asshole, trav7777 is right. What's there not to take seriously from such insightful commentary? /sarcasm off

 

Your bias is totally obvious, too.

You've got nothing to offer. So the guy who hates women and his ilk think the U.S. is acting as an imperialist power. So what? You going to do your part to fight for justice? Where are you going to start? by demeaning more women? blacks? jews?

Why don't you start the Hypocritical Scumbags League. I'll knit you a fucking a cape.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 01:21 | 1135778 bankonzhongguo
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Its not the stuffed sweaters and various sock puppets, its the unseen "producers" on these shows that are the real water carrying snakes.

Everyone wants to be on TV.  Its the producer and their particular marching orders Bush/Obama/AIPAC that FRAMES the so called debate and produces the appearance of a news-cycle's critical thinking.  Those gals (and Anderson Cooper/Glen Beck/Bill O'Reilly) all have ear pieces in their heads to take orders.

The credits never really roll at the end of a broadcast, so you might as well have gotten your snewz from Joe Stalin or The Institute.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:13 | 1134429 10kby2k
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and she did not use sex to get her TV gig

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:36 | 1135098 Kayman
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CNN's version of a Reporter.

The PURPORTER.  Don't confuse me with facts.  Hey, that's not in my script.

The body language of these 2 nitwits was palpable.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:20 | 1133473 caconhma
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It is telling me that there is a strong opposition to the America ruling zionist-bankster elite policies outside of zionist controlled & paid servants. These reckless and dangerous policies are destroying and ruining America and its people.

Don't forget that both Tunisia and Egyptian revolutions started from small sparks that fell on a very fertile ground. America may be not to far behind.

 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:59 | 1133684 Michael
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Seeing to how the Afghan Muslims are reacting to the Quran burning in Florida, we should organize nationwide Quran burnings to enrage the Muslins even more. This will act as a way to end the illegal occupation of Afghanistan by making it more difficult for Americans to be invading Muslim countries. All who oppose the illegal bankrupting Zionist wars should deploy this strategy.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:56 | 1134320 Head for the Hills
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That's awesome.  Incite the Muslims so more American military people get killed in Afghanistan.  Then you could go to the airport and spit on them as they come home too.  Maybe if we are so lucky, one of them will tear your head off.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:41 | 1134530 trav7777
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how about get our troops the fuck out of there?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:15 | 1134821 slewie the pi-rat
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"...i 2nd that eMOtion..."

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:00 | 1134619 Michael
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War was never meant to be a cakewalk assignment. If thousands of soldiers have to get killed doing their job for the Zionist occupied government then so be it. Maybe if thousands of our soldiers start getting killed in Afghanistan they will end that stupid war and save me that tax payer hundreds of billions of dollars. It's not about soldiers lives I care about, it's about my money and my country going bankrupt.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:20 | 1134671 assembler
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Just have to make it about Israel, don't ya? Just can't resist. Antisemitism is a powerful aphrodisiac for the likes of you.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:37 | 1134717 Michael
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It's not about Semites as they are not Semites. Semites are not Zionists. It's a shame you don't have a high enough IQ to understand  the difference.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:44 | 1134741 disabledvet
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and i do deplore i mean deploy--what was it again i was suppose to think?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:47 | 1134745 Maniac Researcher
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Michael, do you pull the covers over your head at night hiding from Zionists? Pics or didn't happen.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:12 | 1134826 Michael
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If you had any idea what the Zionists are doing to our country, you would be scared of them too. Look what they did to our monetary system and got us into all those wars for Israel. I just thank God for the bankruptcy of the USA that will make the horror end.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:38 | 1134897 Maniac Researcher
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Yes, Michael...the apocalypse will [always] be coming soon in order to save you from your impotence. Please Michael -- make no effort to educate yourself, act constructively, or take any action to improve the world now.

With the collapse coming, your only mission is to bathe your mind in the comforting waters of poorly-conceived conspiracy theories. That way, you'll have plenty of short cuts to that easily digested black and white world of good guys and bad guys as you wait for your destiny.

Yes...it is so much easier to understand the world in terms of nebulous, monolithic enemies like "Zionists." Just like comic books, they have a perceptible form and intent. Your world is a comic book, Michael. A poorly written one with no sense of humor.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:46 | 1134931 Maniac Researcher
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Pics or it didn't happen, Michael. I want to see you cowering under a blanket, jumping at every sound - waiting for the Zionist black helicopters that have surely come to take you away.

They know you know too much Michael. You must grasp your blankets tightly, rocking back and forth. Wipe all images of Stars of David and menorahs from your mind! They can read your thoughts! Were those hash browns you ate for dinner potato pancakes or latkes? Shit! wash your mouth out, for the ZOG machine can smell them. Did you accidentally eat a kosher hotdog at the game recently? They can detect that, too! Turn the Seinfeld off!

Only by sitting motionless in your bed, clutching your Alex Jones-issued survival teddy bear, are you sure to survive the nearing Zionist apocalypse. Please supply photos of you cowering in fear for my desk. Thanks.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:38 | 1135105 lincolnsteffens
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Ooooo, you're better at this than I am.

Don't you know Michael's worst fear is the joos will come for him and (if the he is capable of procreation) his wife and children. He is convinced joos will make him watch while they drink the blood of his children and defile his wife, all while chanting  ancient prayers to the underworld to destroy all disbelievers.

Hey, that gives me an idea. I think I could write a book on that theme. I'll give my book an intriguing title like "Protocols of Zion". I'll bet I could sell a ton if I claimed it was a true story. Bitchez!!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:40 | 1135120 Rodent Freikorps
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I do think the whole Protocols thing is bullshit, but explain why Jews always vote for, and fund the people most likely to put them in cattle cars?

Why can they not learn from history?

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:47 | 1135888 Maniac Researcher
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Wow - that was a cleverly conceived historical assessment, Rodent. You come up with that all on your own? Please make us aware of the document that explains how Jews, as a group that acts with one mind, attains a perfect cohesion in their voting paterns. Actually, I'd like to see you cite any document about any group that votes that consistently over time. Obviously Rodent has much to learn from history.

Too bad your the complete idiocy stands in the way of your education in history.

I'm sure you're just bursting with knowledge about the Freikorps as well. It would be amusing to hear you try to justify your nostalgia for that name after learning about their defence of the SPD leftists and *gasp* Jews. Dumbass.

 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:38 | 1135107 Sancho Ponzi
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Do you have anything positive to contribute, or are you here solely to belittle and demean?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:38 | 1135117 Michael
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Are you freaking me MR? I've been cultivating the complete and total economic collapse of the USA since of the early days of the Dot-Com bubble. I massaged the housing bubble egging it on to stratospheric heights getting it as big as I could till it collapsed under it's own weight. Now I am encouraging the massive printing of money by the Federal Reserve Corporation that will end in dollar destruction. You see there is a method to my madness. By playing with the egos of the so called expert economists who think they know best and those that occupy the highest positions of power, my bloging and my mind made those in power go full tilt to do what they did. I love when a plan comes together. It's all on automatic now. Bring on my final phase of the complete and total economic collapse. Yeah Baby!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:41 | 1135122 Sancho Ponzi
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Maniac Researcher wields a poison pen, but that is his only talent. Pity him.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:31 | 1135881 Maniac Researcher
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Thanks for the compliment. But I must correct you -- this is the only talent *you* see.

Of course, you and your crowd aren't very good with issues beyond the ones that are right in front of your face...I believe the clinical term for your condition is "self-centered douchenozzle" - check it out.

 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:43 | 1135332 Blankman
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Micheal, I read you cause you sometimes have a coherent thought on various matters but what the hell are you talking about?  Do you really believe that you were instrumental in taking out the (or cultivating) the housing bubble through your blogs or "mind control".  You blew way past me on that "train of thought" process.  You are living in a fantasy of your own making and it seems apparantly delusional to most on ZH.  Slow your brain down a little my friend.  Gain control of your inner self and you may actually help to make a change in this world.  Not through blogging and most definitely not through mind control.  Wow.  I don't know what else to tell you.  Kinda speechless now.  Relax.  

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:54 | 1135463 Michael
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It's a collective hive mind thing and you're included in it Blankman. Remember the message boards and blogs of the late 90's that told Wall Street whiz kids their precious stock market was going to go bust?  Day and night the Internet told them how stupid they were, so they puffed up their chests and blew the bubble bigger till it popped. We did the same thing to the investors in the housing bubble. OH no, their not making anymore land, prices are only going higher, buy now or be priced out forever bla bla. Egotistical fucks are so predictable. Tell them they can't have something and they got to have more of it. Now the big boys are at play with the whole entire world and big Ben at the helm. Don't listen to those dam bloggers crowd sourcing and thinking their prediction of what is going to happen is 100% accurate. We'll show them pesky bloggers who, although right the last two times will be wrong this time. We have a money printing press. You go Ben.

You see Blankman, without the Internet, the last two bubbles that popped probably wouldn't have been so bad if not for the Internet naysayers telling financial geniuses how moronic they are. The bubbles would have been a lot more manageable if not for us pocking the Wall Street animals in their cages. EGO is fun to play with.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:41 | 1135473 forexskin
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Do you really believe that you were instrumental in taking out the (or cultivating) the housing bubble through your blogs or "mind control".

ok, maybe this'll help

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 08:57 | 1136242 Blankman
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He wasn't being sarcastic...

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:48 | 1135893 Maniac Researcher
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Michael -- non-sequitur rant much? ..and who ends a comment with Yeah Baby? What is this, 1997? You need to get out more.

...actually, scratch that Michael. You're the type that grunts gleefully at the sight of small animals in pain - better just stay indoors. We'll call you at pill time.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:12 | 1135410 Holodomor2012
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"unfortunate Jews are now carrying the seeds of anti-Semitism into England; they have already introduced it into America"  (Theodore Herzl, Der Judenstaat)

No one is more responsible for anti-Semitism than the Jews.  Explained by the father of modern Zionism himself.

Nepotism, hording, constant and nagging radicalism, pathetic and psychotic attempts at art and science, demonization of the majority, and of course the economic exploitation of usury.  Thousands of years of relentless, souless usury.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 23:22 | 1135558 Michael
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That's it in a nutshell.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:59 | 1135899 Maniac Researcher
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"Yes," nods one patient to the other...

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 04:00 | 1135898 Maniac Researcher
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Yep. Hateful victim blaming definitely qualifies you to rail against the evils of bankster exploitation. With this kind of bigotry, really - you're armed to the teeth with knowledge to show everyone just how terrible the system really is!

See Zerohedge? Holodomor is skillfully crafting his message! Isn't he a credit to this website? Look at the way he carefully cites his economic analysis with sharply reasoned assumptions!

[I could barely type Holodomor without cracking up. Sounds like the wheezing assistant to the main villian in some direct to video early 80s sci-fi movie]

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:06 | 1134998 Diogenes
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Since when did the PTB give a shit about the young people they use to fight and die? Their attitude is, there are plenty more where they came from.

Bush II put a media blackout on the funerals of soldiers for the reason you mention. If it's a choice between respect for fallen soldiers or political expediency, political expediency wins every time.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:28 | 1135276 sun tzu
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After all the ruckus the media doesn't even want to cover those funerals anymore

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 02:15 | 1135832 RafterManFMJ
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Republican President = Film Every Casket Coming Off Da Plane.

Black DemoCrat President = War? What war? Huh? Say, the economy is doing swell! Just not for you or you or you...but really, look at my perky tits!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:19 | 1135046 lincolnsteffens
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Yeah +++++!  Where do such low life angry destructive people hatch from. They are more to blame than the average Afghan peasant. The peasant knows little to nothing of the world while some of the scum that slither on this site have no excuse. You would think they want to learn. Or maybe they just get their rocks off appearing randomly to infect others.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:48 | 1135341 dogbreath
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merican military peeple =  mercenaries

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:36 | 1135880 OldPhart
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While I think Michael should have the supreme pleasure of the sensation of a 30 foot, very sharpened pike inserted violently up his ass upon the thought of creating the conditions where thousands of my american sons, brothers, cousins, nephews, nieces etc die, I think this particular dumbass is referencing Ashkenazic Jews as opposed to true, hebrew-type jews. 

The Ashkenazic, supposedly, became our owners due to the brutality of the nazi power in WWII.  They were supposedly the underground world financial power that created the state of War among all nations...not once, but twice.  They were the ones who created Central Banks and all various financial ills, etc.  They were the predominant survivors of the jewish purge and eradication.  And they applied their skills in money and banking to create the Jewish Nation of Israel.

So the myth goes.

It may be true, but I have had friends that had numbers down their arm.  They survived one malignant dumb ass and were able to die in peace and dignity.

There are Jews and there are jews.  One is not the same as the other.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:32 | 1134203 naughtius maximus
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Also do not forget that in Egypt at least, their revolution has not resulted in an improved situation for the vast majority of Egyptians. They had the advantage of having no leaders to be killed to squash the rebellion. But that is their fatal flaw. They have no leaders.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:36 | 1134890 nmewn
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"Also do not forget that in Egypt at least, their revolution has not resulted in an improved situation for the vast majority of Egyptians."

As if.

I need someone to name me "the" most free, most liberal, most tolerant muslim country in the Middle East or Africa...I can't lay finger to one ;-)

Millions of dead in the Congo over the years...churches burned to the ground in Ethiopia...Coptics slaughtered in Egypt...one thousand discovered murdered just today alone in the Ivory Coast.

Somehow, I don't think it's the water they're drinking.

We need to face some facts here...if an idiot pastor burns a Koran (yes I purposely misspelled it) in Fla. and the result is dead Scandinavian chicks & decapitated Nepalese men in Afghanistan it's a little sumpin more than seeking freedom of religion, association, human rights and "democracy".

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:31 | 1135086 Rodent Freikorps
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Don't ask the majority of ZeroHedgers to deal with those facts.

It would destroy their world view and cause insanity.

They still believe their college programming.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:47 | 1135135 nmewn
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"They still believe their college programming."

Well...I don't know about the majority...(I only got two junks so far)...but clearly there at least two cowards who "disagree so strongly"...LOL...they think it appropriate junk & run...similar to hiding in mosques...hiding behind women & children...instead of standing and fighting in the club...typical really.

Perhaps, in a short time, they'll send one of their own children for me with a bomb ;-)

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:47 | 1135137 Kayman
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Rodent

"Don't ask the majority of ZeroHedgers to deal with those facts."

I junked you.  The myopic rascists are a small but vociferous minority on ZH.

Islam is the worst of the bunch, but Christians and Jews have historically been happy to murder "outsiders" in  the name of their "peaceful" God.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:58 | 1135178 nmewn
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Kayman...pardon the interruption,

"Islam is the worst of the bunch, but Christians and Jews have historically been happy to murder "outsiders" in  the name of their "peaceful" God."

You do realize this is an untenable PC position don't you?...what you are saying is Christians & Jews have matured while Islam has not.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:16 | 1135233 Bringin It
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nmewn you are sooo stupid.  We just killed how many 100 thousand Arab Moslems in Iraq?  Afghanistan? Now Lybia?  Via bus bombings in Iran? 

Yeah, you've matured alright.  Right past your sell-by date.  Oh the stench.  Oh the stench of a rotten nmewn.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:20 | 1135250 Rodent Freikorps
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Um...muslims are the number one cause of violent death for muslims.

Get a clue.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 02:55 | 1135857 AnAnonymous
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My, my... US citizens love their dilution of responsibility schemes. They have been the same since inception, in a nutshell, always others' fault, US citizens have no free will and have to mimick the others in the ways the US citizens revile the most. If some steal, stealing being against human rights in the US mythology, US citizens have to do it.

Muslims kill each others, US citizens have to do that too...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:50 | 1135356 nmewn
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BI...my own little troll, I'm impressed, you finally learned how to spell my name...was it my decimation of you on a 911 thread or your lack of nano explosive det cord that brought you back around? ;-)

"We just killed how many 100 thousand Arab Moslems in Iraq?  Afghanistan?"

I don't know what you mean by "we"...can you expound on this trollboy?

What you are now attempting to say is a hundred thousand Arab Muslims entered Iraq and Afganistan from outside as you did not call them Iraqi's or Afghans...of course everyone already knows this as the survivors who cut and ran went back to their home countries.

Do you have an actual point or are you still just wasting bandwidth with your presence? You takin up the torch for those promotors of freedom (Bin Hidin & Saddam) or what?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:19 | 1135420 velobabe
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hello MEN with fun hair and hat , this is a private club, right?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:30 | 1135445 nmewn
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No, me lady...tis open to all...here it is fight club, no ring, no ropes, no boundaries, no prisoners ;-)

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:49 | 1135889 OldPhart
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We didn't kill Muslims.  We killed enemies...and um, collateral damage.  The target wasn't muslims, the target was bad guys. 

The fact that they were Muslim was irrelevant, we would have killed them if they were buddist, christian, jewish..whatever...We don't care about religion/politics...we only care that they are the "bad guys" du jure.

Keep pissing "us" off and we might "accidently" have a missle mishap that sends a million dollars down your chimney, regardless if you christian, jew, buddist or muslim.

Keep happy thoughts.  We know who you are and where you live.  We know your IP address.  We know your cell phone.  We can zoom down with our satellites and we can actually watch you fuck your goat, in the middle of the night, and share it on youtube to the delight of millions.

Oh, and by the way, we can use the same thing on all of our citizens, 'cause that's the way we roll these days.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:20 | 1135875 AnAnonymous
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what you are saying is Christians & Jews have matured while Islam has not.

 

How is that? Any evidence that Christians and Jews have mature beyond their habits?

Habits can naturally decline and lose their ground as they grow successful and destroy their ground in the doing.

The US started much more religiously diverse than it is now. The US applied force to reduce that religious diversity and is now monolithical christian. The success removed the ground for action. It never tells that people have matured beyond their habit. The situation no longer supports the exhibition of the habit, that is all.

People in robbing have also to face the same limitation: once they have robbed everything, they are left short of things to rob. It never tells they mature beyond their habit.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 04:04 | 1135902 OldPhart
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The US started much more religiously diverse than it is now.

 

Open challenge....source, Bitch!

 

My contention is that the US started much more religiously diverse in CHRISTIANITY than in any other religiosity.  Diversity was tolerated and accepted form inception, but not a fundamental driver of the formation of the United States.

 

Cite a reliable source or slink your ass away...

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 06:11 | 1135952 AnAnonymous
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Source of what? And a reliable source at that? The fact I underlined are so obvious. I wonder what reliable sources can do the job of proving obvious facts. Is it a secret that now the US main religion is Christianity by far?

Is it a secret that Christianity is not native to the Americas, is an imported religion and Indians were not Christians? Neither were Negros imported as slaves?

So US citizenish...  Mere statement of power. US citizens can demand for any kind of evidences for obvious statements for one cause: in their mind, they are the ones who determine reality. If a fact does not please them, their propaganda covers for it.

 

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:13 | 1136870 Kayman
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nmewn

PC isn't in my DNA.

Any religion that requires murdering "outsiders" convinces me that man is not long removed from the jungle.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:14 | 1135220 Rodent Freikorps
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Got any examples  of Christians slaughtering non-Christians, for the sin of being non-Christian since the Reformation?

When was the last time Christians slaughtered total strangers simply for looking like the people who dissed the Bible?

You are wrong.

Yeah, Christians have about died off, but you are wrong to equate them to the animals who make up Islam.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:29 | 1135273 Bringin It
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Rodent - at least your funny, but don't try to out stupid nmewn.

We kill people for money [read oil].  Explain to me why that's better.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 21:35 | 1135304 Rodent Freikorps
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Examples? Or admit the bullshit.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:02 | 1135390 nmewn
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I was wrong...they sent a troll with a firecracker ;-)

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:05 | 1135401 sun tzu
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Why don't you stop being a brainwashed moron for a second?

Everybody kills people for money - only one religion is still responsible for killing people for the sake of religion in 99% of time it happens. Name almost any country across Asia from the Phillipines to Thailand to Malaysia to Indonesia to Egypt to Afghanistan to Pakistan to India to Russia to Tunisia to Kenya to Nigeria. Every major religious conflict today involves Islam the religion of peace.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 23:18 | 1135551 cranky-old-geezer
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Every major religious conflict today involves Islam the religion of peace.

Maybe you're right ...today... but christianity (one flavor of catholicism) had its heyday too.

Islam isn't the problem.  Religion is the problem.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:03 | 1135868 AnAnonymous
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Every major religious conflict today involves Islam the religion of peace.

 

Nice framing. What is the criterion to be a major religious conflict?

A major conflict? Congo is a major conflict and 90pc of people there are christian.

Involving several major religions? The so called paganism is no more a major religion.

Framing, framing to exclude every war where Christianity has been an element from being involved.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:21 | 1135431 Blankman
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Anyone who kills in the name of an organized religion be it christians, muslims, democrat or republican has not evolved past your view of the muslims.  We are an invading force in the muslim nations.  Sure we do not kill in the name of christ anymore but when the american nation has a large majority of under educated white christians who are scared of anyone of a different look or color to them thanks to our tv's and msm indoctrination, that is where the crux of what you are saying lies.  The christian nations have the greatest resources and the greatest killing tools at hand.  If you believe in either our constitution or Christ you would understand that neither would allow us to do what we are doing in the middle east.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:56 | 1135509 nmewn
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"Anyone who kills in the name of an organized religion be itchristians, muslims, democrat or republican has not evolved past your view of the muslims."

I don't know what that winds up meaning.

"We are an invading force in the muslim nations."

If it were a muslim nation invading another muslim nation it would be OK?

"Sure we do not kill in the name of christ anymore but when the american nation has a large majority of under educated white christians who are scared of anyone of a different look or color to them thanks to our tv's and msm indoctrination, that is where the crux of what you are saying lies."

We just elected an over educated half black man of no known religious affiliation as president so I don't see the tie in to indoctrination of bigoted thoughts of skin color.

"If you believe in either our constitution or Christ you would understand that neither would allow us to do what we are doing in the middle east."

The same could be said of Mohammads teachings or Sharia Law couldn't it?...oh, wait ;-)

http://www.islam-watch.org/Others/Taqiyya-Deception-Islam.htm

SeeYa

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:12 | 1135872 AnAnonymous
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taqiyya (pronounced tark-e-ya) : precautionary dissimulation or deception and keeping one's convictions secret and a synonymous term, kitman: mental reservation and dissimulation or concealment of malevolent intentions...

 

I have never understood why Christians are so vocal against this behaviour. Historically, Christians were the first relatively to muslims to display this behaviour, widely reported from 300~400 BC.

Once the need for secrecy is removed, of course, it is quite easy to claim that people in need of secrecy are abnormal.

 

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 05:47 | 1135945 nmewn
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"I have never understood why Christians are so vocal against this behaviour."

I've never understood the Muslim practice of using it, as it destroys their credibility when caught lying...and they are unbelievably bad at it.

"Once the need for secrecy is removed, of course, it is quite easy to claim that people in need of secrecy are abnormal."

People in need of secrecy are abnormal...as they have something to hide.

Sooo...ummm...what despotic country do you hail from there double A?...I've asked you before and you refused to answer...will you refuse again?

Or do you still need secrecy in what you are trying to accomplish here? ;-)

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 06:17 | 1135955 AnAnonymous
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Again with that trick of guilt by association? People never grow weary of their own propaganda. So same answer as usual, no matter how hard you wish for it not to be, reality exist outside you.

So muslims are guilty of secrecy or are guilty of being bad at it? Which one?  

What am I trying to accomplish here? Tell more about that.

People in need of secrecy are abnormal? Again, another totally blank statement founded on nothing.

People in need of secrecy are normal. As far as I could notice, people do not go naked all day long. Actually, people like exhibitionists are abnormal.

It is exactly the kind of failed reasoning that can be expected from UScitizenism.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 19:02 | 1143210 nmewn
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My power went out...hell of a storm...we'll do it again sometime ;-)

Until then Johnny-One-Note, keep obfuscating...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDKxUt9UkmU

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 09:26 | 1136352 Blankman
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Nmewn - My rant was directed at rodent.  Don't stick up for him cause he kisses your ass on this thread.

 

 "If it were a muslim nation invading another muslim nation it would be OK?" 

- You missed the point of my thread.  Point being americans consider themselve to be good god fearing christians who adhere to what is taught in churches and their sunday schools around the nation.  Yet we demonize any non-believers and feel we have a right to send our young men into their lands because they look different (meaning, because they look different to us we have a fear of them).  Is this very christian like?  I don't remember anywhere in the bible where it says we are allowed to kill (First Commandment).  In the end we lose great minds of young men and women and so does the country we invade.  Pick that apart if you must.  Tell me I'm wrong.

 

As for "we elected a half black overly educated man".  

We didn't do shit.  The electoral college elects a president.  "We" are not in a democracy when it comes to electing a pres.

 

"The same could be said of Mohammads teachings or Sharia Law couldn't it?...oh, wait ;-)"

I am definitely not trying to stick up for any organized religion.  I feel they are all corrupt, all of them.  So, not sure what this comment means.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 19:12 | 1143240 nmewn
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I know who you were directing your comments to...they just didn't make sense to me.

You went from "religion" to politics...democrats & republicans are not a religion...and I'm the last guy you need to "train up" on how federal elections work.

You spoke of under-educated white Christians as if it were a bad thing...LOL...that's what mostly prompted my response.

SeeYa round.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 03:00 | 1135860 AnAnonymous
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Got any examples  of Christians slaughtering non-Christians, for the sin of being non-Christian since the Reformation?

When was the last time Christians slaughtered total strangers simply for looking like the people who dissed the Bible?

You are wrong.

 

Quite easy actually. The Lord Resistance's Army (LRA) Done what the Abramahic religious folks have done the best: killing and persecuting 'pagans' because they are 'pagans'.

So you have your any example since Reformation. What now?

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:27 | 1136941 Kayman
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Rodent:

I will not be limited by your arbitrary time frame, but...

1. the crusades

2. the Moors in Spain

3. the Balkans

4. the American colonies

And the list goes on and on...
And, of course, let's not forget about Christians murdering Christians because of their style of worship.

Islam is the worst, but all the other monotheistic religions have no problem murdering others. 

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 22:09 | 1139488 Blankman
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I don't think Rodent or Nmewn wanted to discuss facts with us.  Its a shame, I enjoy pushing my mind through discussion.  Oh well... 

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 02:50 | 1135853 AnAnonymous
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I need someone to name me "the" most free, most liberal, most tolerant muslim country in the Middle East or Africa...I can't lay finger to one ;-)

 

I am that someone. Quite easy actually. Iraq is the freest, republican (to keep the cultural references, someone bashing all day long liberal asking for a liberal nation, how UScitizenistic) Built and endorsed by the best of all, the United States of America.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 04:07 | 1135903 OldPhart
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Sadly, you are correct [vomit in mouth].

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:19 | 1134446 Antidisestablis...
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Scheuer delivered a Violent Torpedoes of Truth amidships!  The two bimbos sank without a trace!  Maybe he should go on tour instead of Charlie Sheen!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:36 | 1134901 Old Poor Richard
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+1

The interviewers did their best standing up for the establishment, but he pwned them, and I was laughing my ass off.  The truth sets bridges on fire, indeed!

 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 11:58 | 1132710 JLee2027
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Totally out of their league. It's like men raising babies. Yes, we can do it but it does not come naturally.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:06 | 1133031 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I am going to junk this comment, as you have provided no premise to base such a ludicrous statement on.  Therefore, and such and such.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:13 | 1133077 Attitude_Check
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UH, how often do you see teen boy's make money "babysitting"?  Do you have any guy friends with kids?  As a Father of 6, I can tell you from personal experience, and simply watching my peer's that his statement is self-evident.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:30 | 1133167 EvlTheCat
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Maybe you should expand your circle of peers so you can claim a larger data set to back up your currently limited example of paternal experiences?

Actually there are a lot of young men who babysit their sibblings while their parents are working.  If you assume only one sex is capable of caring for children then you are just propagating the stereotype.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:47 | 1133268 Hook Line and S...
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Stereotypes are useful...they tell someone with a penis that they have a penis. How dare they!

I know that when I had my two kids, I didn't start lactating, I didn't have the 2% of the nurturing for the babies that the wife did.

Generally, 2 xx chromosomes lead to different brain formation, different endocrine response... just saying.

Can't wait for the coed pro football season to start.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:06 | 1133376 EvlTheCat
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If someone who has a penis needs to be told they have a penis, then I have to seriously question their powers of observation.

I didn't start lactating either, but my wife sure did, and she made sure to pump enough milk so I could feed my sons.

Personally, I would rather be out on the boat fishing then watching sports, but I guess that is the effeminate talking in me.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 02:00 | 1135819 Attitude_Check
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Reread my post,and the original post you PC numb-skull.  I didn't say that there were NO boys that babysat.  I did occasionally when I was young, and with 6 kids I changed ALOT of diapers.  I love and enjoy spending time with my children, and miss some of the times when they were little.  This is a common view of my peers.  It's not that we can't or don't care for our children, it's that we are not as good at it as women - generally.  There really are differences between men and women, besides the obvious physical.  It is foolish, stupid, and anti-diverse, to deny it.  Men and women should revel in their diversity of strengths (and weaknesses).  Viva la difference!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:53 | 1133295 tmosley
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I did.  Made pretty good money, for a 16-17 year old.  People are generally doubtful at first, until they realize that a male is better able to handle intruders, and in single parent families makes for a good male influence.  Most guys don't do it because it's "girly", but that's dumb.  Kids are kids.  I wouldn't sit for kids that weren't potty trained, though.  When I turned 18 I got a higher paying job as a pizza delivery driver.  Paid for the first year of college and bought a car with the cash I made from the two jobs.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 14:24 | 1133492 EvlTheCat
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+Potty trained kids!

I paid for my first Remington from baby sitting my brothers and sisters and other families kids.  Went hunting with my dad the very same Winter.  Didn't get a single deer.  Pretty proud to still own that old gun!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:32 | 1135084 Glass Steagall
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I'm a single dad raising three kids - you're a simpleton and probably shouldn't be raising kids.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:17 | 1133107 EvlTheCat
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As a stay at home dad of two, I applaud your junk.  If he/she said parenting does not come natural, and people mature into the role, then that would be a cat of a different color.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:34 | 1133196 High Plains Drifter
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does your wife bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:38 | 1133223 EvlTheCat
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No, she brings home the fiat currency. I slaughter the cows, rabbits and chickens in the barn and serve them up with fresh vegetables from the garden!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:40 | 1134734 Haywood Jablowme
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Encore!!

 

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 00:07 | 1135653 FeralSerf
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Do your cows raise the calves or do the bulls do the job?  Roosters keeping the chicks warm?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 15:38 | 1133894 LFMayor
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LOL, nice one.  Whenever I want to piss my squaw off I whistle that little jingle.  It's guaranteed to get the bras and high heels lit everytime.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:51 | 1135156 Kayman
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Try the line, " If it was easy, we would get women to do it. "

That is sure to draw blood.

Just ask my daughters.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 04:17 | 1135907 OldPhart
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I wouldn't dare that line.  My wife outweighs me two to one.  My nieces and CMSGT Mom would literally bite my nuts off, chew them slowly, and spit them out on the carpet before my very eyes before they brutally jammed fingers in my ass and split me in two.

I have some sort of innate sense of respect for womenfolk.  I don't know where I get it, but I'm the ultimate pussy-pleaser.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:30 | 1134199 Dangertime
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And now we understand the hate for someone who suggests that women are built more for nuturing children.

 

Nobody is saying that men cannot do it, but by and large women are better at it.  Just like men generally are better with numbers.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:47 | 1134458 EvlTheCat
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Yes, I hate women so much I married one, and have two kids with her.  Dumbest thing I have ever read... today..

I will follow you for a couple more days to see if you can top this one.

You know I always wondered what the degrees of separation between male chauvinism and the radicalized Muslim Religion.  I guess I have received a good lesson in it today.  I think something like a ants ball hair separates it. Unfortunately my electron microscopes does not have enough power to further magnify for a conclusive result.  Live and learn.

Keep yo bitches barefoot and pregnant, you lot. Peace out!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:48 | 1135150 ColonelCooper
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Thread's pretty much dead, so I won't elaborate much, but I tend to agree (generalizing)  that the above poster was correct.  It doesn't mean that men can't nurture kids, (for instance in your case) but I agree that women are more naturally suited than men.

I love my kids like no other father, and I would give my life for theirs in a heartbeat.  That said, I am impatient, agressive, rambunctious, pissy, etc....... 

I don't know you. (as a poster)  Try not to get your panties in a wad being defensive because you're a stay at home dad and it's led to a chip on your shoulder.  I got news for you: I WISH I COULD DO WHAT YOU DO.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 02:12 | 1135823 slewie the pi-rat
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i think you may have misunderstood the evil cat, colonelC, especially in the context of his answer to the "correct" guy's post.  at least, i hope you did!

unless one understands what the first guy's total post means, i don't think one will understand what the second guy is doing, and maybe see why he goes about it the way he does.

just a friendly heads up that you may have missed part of what the 1st guy is really up to, ok?

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 00:37 | 1135715 Arkadaba
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Just like men generally are better with numbers.

Oh they are doing a heckuv a job, aren't they? 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:18 | 1133113 JLee2027
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I'm not here to win a college debating class sir. I'm simply making a point in the middle of a discussion. If you missed it, you missed it.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1133201 EvlTheCat
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No, I didn't miss your point.  I just feel your supporting argument was poorly executed and stereotypical.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:02 | 1134022 kiwidor
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Has anyone ever told you that you sound like a menopausal bitch?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:05 | 1134381 EvlTheCat
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You just did, but I won't loose sleep over it!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:10 | 1134401 JLee2027
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Actually I wasn't replying to you, because I didn't understand your reply to me.

So, I would suggest you have some work to do sir. Good day.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:32 | 1134508 EvlTheCat
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Thank you for the courtesy!  I will refrain from trying to enlighten anyone again to the fact we are in the 21st century, and that maybe things have changed.  Your suggestion is noted and I do apologize for any confusion, on my part, upon your understanding!

And a good evening to you!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:30 | 1134700 Ident 7777 economy
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Thank you for the courtesy! I will refrain from trying to enlighten anyone again to the fact we are in the 21st century, 

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Good luck with that, undoing what has taken, what, 'a millyun years' of genetics thru 'natural selection' and all that ...

 

 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:51 | 1135151 lincolnsteffens
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The 21st century??? Do you seriously believe that countless thousands of years of survival of the fitest will change male genetic makeup by a small group of noisy Liberal elites in 100 years? Get real.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 20:51 | 1135160 ColonelCooper
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Okay, now I'm kinda going with the menopausal bitch thing.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:50 | 1135317 EvlTheCat
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CC.  It's more of being a dick thing today, but menopausal bitch is just as good!

Personally, and honestly, since we have had other conversations in the past.  I really do not care how others view, or teach gender roles.  To each their own.  It doesn't affect me or my family.  It's as personal as teaching young adults sexual education in my opinion.  Something which should be done at home and by responsible parents.

My wife and I exercise a different way of raising our children that is it.  I often say, "the prudent will inherent the Earth", and I think many people don't really understand what the word prudent means.

I take to heart the following: "Wise in handling practical matters; exercising good judgment or common sense.  Careful in regard to one's own interests.  Careful about one's conduct. Discreet or cautious in managing one's activities. Practical and careful in providing for the future."

Lead by example.

I just wanted to see how many macho men here would get their dander up and fight with me.  I was hoping at least one would admit to changing a diaper.

I don't really care what people think of me because I have made "my island" and I will live on it with those who I care for and who are trusted.  Everyone else is subject to testing.

Later.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 00:12 | 1135659 FeralSerf
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The Mutants inherit  the Earth.  Always have, always will.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 01:44 | 1135804 Hook Line and S...
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O.K., i admit it, i changed a diaper, and the little one blasted me with some real toxic mustard sludge. Truth is, I never laughed as much in my life, nor have I have been shit on and got so much joy from it!

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 04:38 | 1135915 OldPhart
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God dammit, you bitch, I'm pussy whipped, too.

I spent the first damned three years of my first sons life doting on him, changing diapers, getting up in the middle of hte night because it was my turn to heat a bottle of goats milk (because he had colic and would projectile vomit a good 20 feet or so...), cleaned his ass in a McDonald's in Perry, Floridia with a hose and a blow drier.  Drove him two hundred miles in 2.5 hours through the woods when it was apparent that a defective kidney was about to explode.

Let him go overseas to Germany on his first "real" job with his banking account linked to mine and watched as his $18 per hour job was actually $8 per hour and he spent his money on hookers and booze on my $7.50 wage.

Let my delivery of a 10 lb 4 ounce younger brother (had to be good seed because there was no way it was planted deep) be passed over because, even though I was one of the first in this generation, it has become normal, and lost my job because I took the day off to deliver the baby (why did you need to be there?)

And having the oldest spent eight fucking years in Afghanistan building Bagram, then having the youngest declare proudly that he is god fucking damned "Bi sexual" without my slitting his cock sucking throat.

I think I'm a match for your "better than thou" mother-fuckin' atttude, dipshit.  Bring it on!

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 07:09 | 1135977 EvlTheCat
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Why are you so mad?  You can't hurt me with words.  I have never really understood why people in this virtual reality take to heart what anyone says here.  You could be lying through your fingers for all I know.  I would actually have to believe what you have written is the truth, taken at face value, sight unseen.  I don't believe in God, and you expect me to have faith in you?

No, I never claimed to be better then others.  If I was, I would not be here antagonizing others.  I choose to do this for a specific purpose and that was to gauge the reactions.  I gained more information and insight.  If civilization is on the way out, it is better to be armed with knowledge on how to deal with others and their beliefs.  The only way to do this is through experiment.

There are so many here who are willing to imprint themselves on their vurtural life and tell their life stories. I often wonder why?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 22:04 | 1135396 slewie the pi-rat
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hi JLee @ 1133113;  it is just that "point" which people are not missing!

you say @ 11327210:  "Totally out of their league. It's like men raising babies. Yes, we can do it but it does not come naturally." (entire comment pasted).  i don't think many people would disagree with your first sentence.  they are out-classed, here, imo, too!

after that, the next two sentences have garnered 14 junks till now, with both sexes piling on, i would imagine.  this has nothing to do with these women being out-classed, here, and/or why, even given the fact that you seem to think it does and don't get it, yet. 

the second part is pretty much all you, and people don't seem to like or respect your "thinking" and/or the way you think one "makes a point" in a discussion on zeroHedge.

good luck to you trying to see why!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:26 | 1134485 falak pema
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maybe you have set an all time record at 19....Like crossing Cape Horn naked and tied to a mast for the dolphin fish to mock.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:46 | 1134561 EvlTheCat
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I am thinking Mr. Lennon Hendrix is getting love junks falak pema.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:06 | 1134625 falak pema
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lol, those dolphins love to play games with Mr Hendrix's red spot.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:45 | 1134920 EvlTheCat
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I can honestly say one thing it is so easy to get the male bravado running red.  I had fun in my little exercise today! Now I know why women play so many games.  It's quite agreeable.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 02:24 | 1135841 slewie the pi-rat
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looked like you were having fun, theCat, and i liked your substance, too! 

careful, now!  unless you're sarkin,  don't fall off yer hobby horse, here ok?

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 11:37 | 1137036 EvlTheCat
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I am sure I have burned to many bridges at this point slewie.  Social engineering is a terrible experinment.  So I will cool my jets for a while.

I find ZH a great place, but people here are like on any other blog.  Most people seem to be in search of leadership, or to express pent up feelings.  The Information is great, but I have never relied on one source of information to educate myself.

I learned a long time ago the only person I can count on is myself.

 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 13:38 | 1133226 High Plains Drifter
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they won't do windows and we won't do diapers.....

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