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Forward-Looking Hats

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Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/25/2010 09:42 -0400



 

Get your non pro-forma adjusted market hats here. In related news, one wonders why the flash algos that bought up the market like crazy when it bounced 700 points two weeks ago are today. Also, the NYSE has just released an update: the market is still broken.

 
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Tue, 05/25/2010 - 09:46 | 371798 ZeroPower
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For the true financiers, i propose S&P <1000 hats.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 09:46 | 371799 Wynn
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I'm just looking forward to being able to log in today

 

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 09:46 | 371800 Sudden Debt
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do you have the 8000 version? Postal service will take at least 3 days to ship.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:15 | 371921 Mesquite
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I'm laffin too hard to type properly...

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 09:51 | 371806 williambanzai7
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I would have the zeros falling off the end...

STAND BY:

http://williambanzai7.blogspot.com/2010/05/trading-update.html

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:37 | 371972 Missing_Link
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I'd just scratch out the 9 and the two trailing zeroes.

http://yfrog.com/j3dow0p

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 09:51 | 371809 AssFire
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Can the 9000 be flipped to 6000? I want the hat to be relevant in October.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:30 | 371859 Agent P
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You could wear it flipped, but that would make it a "rally cap", which would never fly in the ZH community.

ps: nice boobies!

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 09:57 | 371812 reading
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How about 

Dow(n) 10 9 8,000

 

Well, I guess the strike through doesn't work...

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 09:53 | 371813 BobPaulson
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Welcome to your "M" shaped recovery.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 09:55 | 371817 ratava
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Calm down people! The world has been saved yet again!

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 09:55 | 371818 Rebel
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Perhaps the trailing "0" should be attached via velcro to increase shelf life of product.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 09:57 | 371821 LongGold
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+ 900  :-)

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:26 | 371840 carbonmutant
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Dow = sq.root of - 1

PS. That's an imaginary number

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:23 | 371938 azengrcat
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DOW = irrational number

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:49 | 371873 hedgeless_horseman
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Gold 1200 3.0 caps?

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:53 | 371877 Mako
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Harry said the DOW would never go below 9,000 again, of course that was back in 2008.  He told me to be buying 4 weeks ago, Harry can't be wrong.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:58 | 371886 bugs_
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Need ZH version with velcro numbers.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:20 | 371931 MarketTruth
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WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!

i want a $13 Trillion debt hat...

...because no one counts Fred/Fan or future obligations that adds many tens of trillions more.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:26 | 371943 Rebel
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Must use scientific notation . . .

Debt = 13E12

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:28 | 371945 Edheler
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Shouldn't we be to 3.0 already?

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:42 | 371983 RichardENixon
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How about Dow 10,000 yo-yos instead?

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:59 | 372037 Zam-Man
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How do I order one?

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 12:28 | 372099 fasTTcar
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Can I get one saying:

 

I bought GLD, but all I got was this lousy paper?

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