France Rejects Hugo Chavez' Generous Offer To Mediate Libya Crisis

Tyler Durden's picture

Update: Libyan Rebel group rejects Venezuela peace proposal according to a report, as the Pentagon announces it remains cautious but not against Libya no-fly zone

Just headlines from AFP for now. Hpefully this should end the most embarrassing 12 hour period ever in which the dumbest news possible actually impacted the commodities market.

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Racer's picture

This is precisely what this market is now.. they are seeing just how 'dumb' they can make the 'news' to move it where they want.... seems all they will have to do next is say...                         and it will go which ever way they want

nope-1004's picture

Monetary and fiscal policy are now "rumor-mill" policy.

The US gov't has no ammunition other than dumb ass rumors.  Just like the one the other day that Daffy was assassinated, with the aim of slowing the inflation in food, oil and PM's.  Pathetic.


SheepDog-One's picture

Theyre completely out of ammo, now resorting to overnite rumors to provide any 'volatility'. Most humorous one was a couple weeks ago when the US itself ran a story that Gadaffi had been shot and killed, but we cant verify our own rumor.

Raynja's picture

the propaganda machine out of ammo? Lmao they have a thousand more charlie sheens to make sure no sheeple discuss anything of substance.

SheepDog-One's picture

Well if people are stupid enough to be diverted by lowlife stars and silly rumors then they deserve what theyll soon get.

knukles's picture

Lowlife stars and silly rumors?!?!?!
You mean Quckdaffy and Chevyz sitting together on the crazy train is not gonna get a peace accord when the rebels said "phooey" to the negotiated proposition?  What a bunch of low lifes, thinking sitting down for mature, reasonable, sane discussions with those two butt nuggets would be a waste of time?
Well, lemme tell you, everything was gonna work out just fine, fine I say, till the Frenchies got pissed that they'd not been invited to the table, let alone reject something they've got not a fucking thing to do with. 
Let them eat chapnigions and goose fat.

karzai_luver's picture

Ha ha ha!!!

Chavev and Daffy, why it's almost the trinity only obamao is missing for  actung bono!


aheady's picture

Not to mention the glorious distraction factory - WAIT! - look over here - CHARLIE SHEEN. No, look over there - GAY BASHERS AT FUNERALS. Argue all week with your friends and coworkers! Self-righteous anger - YEY!

aheady's picture

Sorry Raynja, posted at the same time.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

BTW girls and boys, Charlie Sheen has signed up for twitter. Now you can get full retard up to the minute on your cell hone or computer desktop.


High Plains Drifter's picture

Over a million followers too. Isn't it exciting?

Rodent Freikorps's picture

There is just something about train wrecks...

karzai_luver's picture

Charlie is one of the few sane around these days.

The rest of you bitches are just scared to be anything off the reservation.


In this world why do you all go out of your way to ridicule one who says fuck you scum.


You should celeberate his every appeareance after all the polite society are just too cowardly to come out!


he he.

the only ones distracted seem to be you dudes, i have not thought about hin more than 5 seconds and then only to celebrate that he tells them to stick it slobs.


You recall my 6th grade days and the losers that huddled in the corner that were never picked for shit and just twittered over the studs on the field.




chumbawamba's picture

I, for one, am a fan.

Go Charlie!

I am Chumbawamba.

KawKaw's picture

Do you guys even realize that you sound like a bunch of lunatic conspiracy theory mullets?  I'm just as annoyed as the next guy that has ZH set as his home page about EVERYTHING going on...but com'on guys...who are the "they".


High Plains Drifter's picture

Sykes (laughing uncontrollably with his tobacco-stained mouth wide open): 'They'?...Caught you didn't they, eh? Tied a tin can to your tail. Let you in and waltz you out again. Ha, ha, ha. Oh my, what a bunch. Big, tough one, eh? Ha, ha, ha. Here you are, with a handful of holes, a thumb up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with. They? Who the hell is they?

Who the hell are they?

slow_roast's picture

I love you Tyler

Cookie's picture

Hugo...what a man!

pazmaker's picture

It appears Chavez proposal would leave Ghadafi in Power or at least share power and Frances exterior minister, alian Juppe  said France would not except any such plan.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

Why does France have anything to say about it? Are they imperialists, too?

truont's picture

Chavez brokering a peace deal?  Who believes this?

Now the propaganda machine is just pissing on us and telling us it's raining.

SheepDog-One's picture

No question about it. This is all now just stupid.

carbonmutant's picture

Sometimes the old lines are the best.

Oh regional Indian's picture

Why truont? Would it be more believable if Peace Prez Obama was brokering? or He's Gotta Go Hillary? 

It's all a joke. American foreign policy being the cruellest one of them all.

So yes, bring it on Hugo, propose soome peace.

I'd mistrust anything coming out of the speech-hole of a European nation or America first.



SheepDog-One's picture

US media rumor machine is 100% unreliable I dont believe anything I see. While Libya bombs its own refineries and oil fields we're supposed to believe 'peace' is being brokered? All utter rubbish. Maybe they can trot out the rumor Ghadaffi is dead again.

carbonmutant's picture

Oh, they apologized for the bombing. They weren't trying to kill anybody they were just trying to scare the protesters...



pazmaker's picture

ori your logic is flawed.  because American foreign policy is cruel that makes Hugo Chavez credible? or is this just another opportunity for you to spew forth your hatred of the Big Satan America?

Judge Hugo for Hugo and judge America for America don't compare the two.

AnAnonymous's picture


Chavez is very likely aware of the duplicity of the US and the West.

Very easy for him to offer a peace plan, even with the luxury of being workable, as Chavez knows that the plan will be rejected.

No matter how credible the plan is, if it does not meet the objectives of the US, the plan will be rejected.

Plain to understand.

pazmaker's picture

....and that makes Chavez credible how?


AnAnonymous's picture

What do you mean by "it makes Chavez credible how?"

Credible on what? If you mean credible on the peace plan, I answered the question,  it seems.

If you ask how it makes Chavez credible on kicking a footie, that is another story.

pazmaker's picture

Ori is implying that he trust Hugo more than something coming out of USA or Europe, thus he is implying that Hugo is more credible then Europe or USA.

so how is the  lack of something credible coming out of Europe or USA  make Hugo Chavez anymore credible as he seems to imply?

If not then why include the comparison instead of just speaking about Hugo and his own merits?

AnAnonymous's picture

I answered to this point: because the plan will be rejected if it goes against the US and Europe's best interests.

Which relieves Chavez (or somebody else by the way) from the possibility of seeing any plan (including credible  plans)  that would go against the US/Europe best interests being accepted.

Chavez has a 'free' shot to call out the US/Europe. That makes him credible on this plan. Because he can afford the luxury of providing a credible plan.

US/Europe have to cover up for their best interests. They have to conceal behind humanitarian smoke.

For this specific event, chavez is more credible than the US/EU.

Rick64's picture

Most people would agree that Chavez's ulterior motives are less sinister than the U.S.'s or Europe's.

pazmaker's picture

maybe so Rick, but I would venture to say they are no less sinister.

GoinFawr's picture


I do hope you're missing ORI and AnAn's points deliberately...

cdude's picture

Interesting tho' that the discrediting of said dumb news does not bring the market back to the pre-dumb news point. Rachet efffect.

redpill's picture

lol Chavez.  Maybe they can get his buddy Sean Penn to help too.

breezer1's picture

chavez is an american distraction even raul doesn't know about.

djsmps's picture

But, wait. CNBC headline from a couple of minutes ago was:

Gaddafi Fights On; Chavez Says Peace Plan Accepted

SheepDog-One's picture

LOL, re-propping-up the failed rumor which drives all market activity today. Gotta keep it ALIVE!

Confused's picture

Don't look now, but its apparently the libyan rebels who are rejecting the plan....


What is going on? Is this all a bad joke? 

SpeakerFTD's picture

No, they just had concerns about some of the Chavez-inspired peace terms, such as...

Qaddafi will remain in power

All protestors will be executed

Joseph Kennedy Jr. will visit


AnAnonymous's picture

All protestors will be executed


So you think that if Qadafi is overthrown, all people who sided with him, will be pardoned?

Qadafi is fighting an uprising fomented by Al Qaeda.

SheepDog-One's picture

Al-Qaeda...OH you mean that group that was formed by the CIA in the 80's?

AnAnonymous's picture

Yes, and it is operating in Libya to foment uprisings.

karzai_luver's picture

you think daffy will pardon "his people" when they win?

Joke fail you forgot the sarc tags.

AL GUYDA is everywhere.


CHicken man he's everywhere he's everywhere.



alien-IQ's picture

"What is going on? Is this all a bad joke?"

in one word. Yes.

John McCloy's picture

And just like the Gadaffi shot rumor the market will churn. Since we already headed already up here on the Dow we may as well hang around and see what happens right?

Im looking for a QE 3 rumor tomorrow heading into the weekend.