Fraudclosure Before Christmas (Banzai7 Halloween Countdown Saturday Edition)

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LAMENT OF MAESTRO THE LEVERAGE KING

(Jack's Lament, The Nitemare Before Christmas)

WilliamBanzai7

There are few who'd deny,

at what I do I am the best

For my talents are renowned far and wide

When it came to surprises of the monetary type

I exceled without ever even trying

With the slightest little effort of my fractional reserve charms

I have seen global investors give a shriek!

With the wave of my hand,

and a well-placed groan

I have cut interest rates and swept the very bravest bankers off their feet!

Yet year after year, it was the same routine

And I grew so weary of the sound of bubbly dreams

And I, Maestro, the Leverage King

Have grown so tired of the same old market capitalist thing

Oh, somewhere deep inside of the economy

An emptiness began to grow

There was something else out there,

far from my Chicagoan home

A longing that I've never known

I'm a master of risk,

and a demon of market sleight

And I'll scare you right out of your trading pants!

To a guy in Kentucky,

I was Mister unlucky

But now I'm known as the financial Bill Buckner of an ill fated September nite

And since I was with the Fed,

I could take off my head

To recite Keynesian quotations 

No banksta nor PhD could babble like I could

With the opacity of my recitations

But who here would ever understand

That the Leverage King with the Randian grin

Would tire of his crown, if they only understood

He'd give it all up if he only could

Oh, there's an empty place in my bones

That calls out for more unknown unknowns

The fame and notoriety that will come through the years

Does nothing for these empty central banksta's tears...

FC

 

 

 

 

OOGIE BOOGIE BAILOUT BOOGIE MAN
(Oogie Boogie Man, Nitemare Before Christmas)
WilliamBanzai7

Well, well, well, what have we here?
“Screwless” Ken Lewis, huh?
Oh, I’m really scared
So you’re the BAC Nin Com Poop everybody’s talkin’ about, ha, ha, ha

You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my eyes
You’re jokin’ me, you gotta be
This can’t be the right guy
He’s stupid, he’s ugly
I don’t know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don’t die laughing first

When Mr. Oogie Boogie BAILOUT BOOGIE MAN says
There’s bad bank bailout trouble close at hand
You’d better pay attention now
‘Cause I’m the Oogie Boogie Bailout Boogie Man
And if you aren’t shakin’
Then there’s something very wrong
‘Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the oogie boogie bad bank bailout song, ohhh

THREE BAD BANKSTAS
Ohhh

OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh

BARNEY FRANK
Ohhh

OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh

TIMMY GEITHNER
Ohhh, he’s the Oogie Bailout Boooooogie Man!

OOGIE BOOGIE
Well if I’m feelin’ antsy
And there’s nothin’ much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of Level III snake and bonus stew
And don’t ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Charlotte CEO to add a little spice

THREE BAD BANKSTAS
Ohhh

OOGIE BOOGIE
Oh, yeah

BARNEY FRANK
Ohhh

OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh

OOGIE BOOGIE AND THREE BAD BANKSTAS
Oh, yeah, I’m (he’s) the Oogie the Bailout Boogie Man

KEN LEWIS
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The BAC Board is expecting me
So please, come to your senses

OOGIE BOOGIE
You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my ears
Would someone shut Mr numb nuts up
I’m drownin’ in my tears

It’s funny, I’m laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I’m going to do my subprime boogie stuff

KEN LEWIS
What are you going to do?

OOGIE BAILOUT BOOGIE MAN
I’m gonna do the best I can

Oh, the sound of rollin’ subprime bust up dice
To me is music in the ear
‘Cause I’m a gamblin’ subprime Boogie Man
Although I don’t play fair!

It’s much more fun, I must confess
When Banksta jobs are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that’d be just fine

KEN LEWIS
Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous bailout act

OOGIE BAILOUT BOOGIE MAN
Oh, brother, you’re something
You put me in a spin
You aren’t comprehending
The tenuous position
That you’re in
It’s hopeless, you’re finished
You haven’t got a prayer.
‘Cause I’m Mr. Oogie  Bailout Boogie Man
And you ain’t going nowhere!

Oogie Boogie

 

 

 

THIS IS SUBPRIME HALLOWEEN

[SHADOW]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

[SHADOW]
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Subprime Halloween

[PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS]
This is Subprime Halloween, this is Halloween

Borrower’s scream in the dead of night

[GHOSTS]
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna get reamed tonight

It's our town, everybody scream

In this town of Subprime Halloween

[BANKSTA UNDER THE BED]
I am the one hiding under your bed

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

[MORTGAGE BROKER UNDER THE STAIRS]
I am the one hiding under yours stairs

Fingers swindling like snakes and fee spiders in my hair

[SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR CORPSE CHORUS]
This is Subprime Halloween, this is Subprime Halloween

[VAMPIRE SQUIDS]
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call subprime home

Everyone hail to the subprime song

[MAYOR BEN]
In this town, don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next banksta toxic surprise

[MAIDEN LANE CORPSE CHORUS]
Round that corner, banker hiding in the toxic trash

Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll..

[ DEMON, WEREWOLF & MELTING AIG MAN]
Scream! This is subprime Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

[WEREWOLF]
Aren't you scared?

[WITCHES]
Well, that's just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the subprime dice

Ride with the moon in the dead of night

[HANGING MADOFF]
Everybody scream, everbody scream

[HANGED INVESTORS]
In our town of subprime Halloween!

[HFT CLOWN]
I am the HFT clown with the tear-away face

Here in a flash crash and gone without a trace

[DERIVATIVE GHOUL]
I am the "counterparty fool" when you call, "Who's there?"

I am the derivative wind blowing through your ass clown hair

[OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW]
I am the Keynesian shadow on the moon at night

Filling your dreams to the brim with Keynesian fright

[SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR CORPSE CHORUS]
This is Subprime Halloween, this is Subprime Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

[QUANT CORPSE TRIO]
CDO tranches everywhere

Life's no fun without a good synthetic CDO scare

[SEC PORN CORPSES]
That's our job, but we're not mean

In our town of Subprime Halloween

[CORPSE CHORUS]
In this town

[MAYOR BEN]
Don't we love it now?

[CORPSE CHORUS]
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back

And scream like a fraudclosure banshee

Make you jump out of your overpriced McMansion tract

This is subprime Halloween, everyone scream

Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man jack is King of the fraudclosure pig sty

Everyone hail to the Fraudclosure King

[EVERYONE]
This is Subprime Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

[CORPSE CHILD TRIO]
In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the fraudclosure song

[EVERYONE]
La la-la la, Subprime Halloween! Subprime Halloween! [Repeat]

FC

 

SPHW

WB7