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Friday Afternoon Fun

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/14/2011 18:33 -0400

Just because sometimes we need a reminder that there is a lighter side to life even when living under Hewlett-Packardian central planning...

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Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:34 | 877653 tekhneek

What chart program is that?

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:41 | 877678 FOC 1183

she will soon be the most searched person on Bberg for 01/14/11

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:48 | 877982 Hedge Jobs

Tyler, what exactly were you searching for when you came across the very unfortunate Ms Vagina?

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 01:21 | 878335 Turd Ferguson

Got this idea from silvergoldsilver. Just for fun...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8266652/

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 11:07 | 878588 Rooster Cogburn

Excellent work Turd!

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 10:03 | 878553 cclaeys

Harry Wanger's extension at the local ZH compound

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:14 | 877770 ZeroPower

An elite version of yhoo finance

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:38 | 877963 Trimmed Hedge

Are the message boards there just as good?

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 21:28 | 878069 iota

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloomberg_Terminal

Just in case you wanted an actual answer.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:36 | 877661 Dr. Porkchop

I knew her sister, Lotta.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:52 | 877719 traderjoe

Knew a guy in college named Harry Beaver. No, really. In fact, I think he was the III'rd. Harry Beaver III.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:13 | 877767 JohnG

Not far from where I used to live in Atlanta is a Beaver Ruin Rd. There was a doctor's office called Beaver Ruin Gynecology.

They went out of business.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:18 | 877779 PhattyBuoy

... should have been Beaver Run Gynecology .

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 10:08 | 878555 Thorny Xi

There is an OBGYN in Aspen named Fingerman...

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:48 | 877861 Ray1968

http://www.wellness.com/dir/2471590/obgyn/va/fairfax/harry-beaver-md

He 100% real.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 23:22 | 878239 DoChenRollingBearing

My wife was a patient (years ago) of Dr. Kolvereid and Dr. Harry Beaver, right there in Fairfax County, VA.

Absolutely true. My wife (Peruvian) did not know the slang... I had to explain it to her, she was amazed as I was that he did not choose to use his middle name or whatever.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 04:17 | 878447 chumbawamba

That has got to be one of the funniest damn things I've heard in a long while.

My weak wacky but true name is the owner of the local Quiznos is an Indian dude named Pushpindar.

I am Chumbawambadar.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 06:21 | 878480 4xaddict

I had an indian taxi driver in Melbourne, Australia called Baldeep Dikshit. Didn't really look the ladies man to me but each to their own. I thought it was a made up name but a little googling quickly proves Dikshit is a common name on the subcontinent. His first name, well that's just being arrogant.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 09:33 | 878537 Anonymouse

Giggling about the name Dikshit (and making fun of the Governor-General of NZ) got New Zealand TV 1 "Breakfast" host Paul Henry fired last year. There are rumors he will pop up in LA

Wed, 01/19/2011 - 16:08 | 878539 Anonymouse

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 21:12 | 878040 Raymond K Hassel

appears someone is still there - no shit - Dr. Ho

Dr. Eleanor Ho
Obstetrics & Gynecology
625 Beaver Ruin Rd NW
Atlanta Maternal Fetal Medicine

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 21:34 | 878076 JohnG

Fucking hell, ROFLMAO!!!!

I needed that!

OK, another no shit real happenning:

My son in law had opportunity to eliminate some beavers on his employers property. He calls me and asks about hunting beaver....he knows I go hunting from time to time.

I tell him...Well look for a bunch of chewed down trees, and then wait. Beavers can usually be found deep in the bush. You might need to hunt around for them, they are crafty fucks.

Dude takes me serious. I had a really hard time not laughing before I could get him off the phone.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 21:38 | 878083 JohnG

Here's another one:

http://www.healthgrades.com/group-directory/georgia-ga/norcross/clinica-...

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 01:32 | 878348 MayIMommaDogFac...

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Beaver ruin OB/GYN == eugenics? </sarc>

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:20 | 877783 Hollow_Point

Must be a cousin of Isaac Hunt.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:25 | 877798 VegasBD

Funny, I worked with a Harry Forehand III at an advertising agency in las vegas...

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:31 | 877821 chet

But he wasn't getting much work done was he?

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:46 | 877855 VegasBD

Someone junked my comment? Ha, think i was making that up or what?

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/harry-forehand-iii/4/390/989

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 23:16 | 878222 Sokhmate

he's now going to freak out when he sees ZH assourceof clicks.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:05 | 877902 snowball777

Sure he did....ambidextrous you know.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 09:20 | 878531 velobabe

curious, why parents wood name their child Harry†

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 09:21 | 878532 velobabe

curious, why parents wood name their child Harry†

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 00:06 | 878282 Alienated Serf

is he related to harry wanger?

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 11:49 | 878626 Rooster Cogburn

I've worked with 3 pretty uniquely named people. 2 native americans, one had the last name of Killsahundred. One with the last name of Stillsmoking, and I shit you not he was fired for smoking weed and getting caught, twice. The other guy had the the name of a champion, Maximus Fightmaster III.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 13:37 | 878771 Bearish News

Jarah. Siemen. Lady my brother works with.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 21:26 | 878039 Eally Ucked

For real fun check info about former pres. of Tunisia Zine El Abidine Ben Ali at wikipedia before it disappears.

Oh, it's to late now. Instead of president's image there was a picture of big errected dick with gold ring.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 05:27 | 878468 nicholforest

Did they both come from Gropecunt lane, London?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 09:32 | 878536 velobabe

a nasty name for a nasty thing†

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:46 | 877674 Ragnarok

I just SPDL'd in Marina's.... Terrible....

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:39 | 877675 Gubbmint Cheese

So if Bang da hoe and Marina got married..........

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:45 | 877692 EvlTheCat

You beat me cheese! Well played...

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 01:36 | 878349 MayIMommaDogFac...

So if Bang da Hoe and Marina V. got married..........

They'd have the reception in a Whore-Houseboat???

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:42 | 877684 Horatio Beanblower

It's amazing what they can do in California (and what a Google search can turn up)...

California Vagina Sailors - http://californiavaginasailors.com/marina-del-rey-vagina-sailing-lessons

I think I might sign up for a few lessons. Now where did I put those water-wings?

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:23 | 877931 Blano

Why am I not surprised this is in Kallyfornia??

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:51 | 877979 DocLogo

The Vagina sailors are first class sea men

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 07:01 | 878492 nmewn

LOL.

I knew a guy in the merchant marines back in the 70's who said he was an ordinary seaman wiper. I said whaaa?

He said yep while laughing and showed me his card...there it was...

Title: Ordinary Seaman. Classification: Wiper.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 03:14 | 878415 ebworthen

A good water wing on the main mast is a lot cheaper than a vagina; quieter too.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:49 | 877688 EvlTheCat

Can you imagine this chance encounter at a traders luncheon?

Host introduction - Bang Da Hoe, please meet Mrs. Vagina!

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:47 | 877695 InconvenientCou...

Her male kid is going to be locked into a career in gynecology.

I think his first name is Icea.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:16 | 877772 Logans_Run

And her second son a pimp by the name of Yger.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:46 | 877700 faustian bargain

Quick! Do a search for Hootchiemomma!

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:51 | 877716 Misean

Wasn't this a joke on Seinfeld?

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:59 | 877738 Dr. Porkchop

Mulva?

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:53 | 877724 gwar5

Life is short, go long Marina

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 23:32 | 878253 Mark Medinnus

Follow the grain in your own wood.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:57 | 877736 Agent P

Marina Vagina...sounds like a good place to park my boat.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:18 | 877775 knukles

Aren't a lot of boats called "MV", like...

MV Skankie
MV Stinkie
MV Squishie
MV Slimey
MV Stickey
MV Fish Flavor

Seem to have very vague recollections of that somehow. Like any port of call after payday will do quite fucking nicely.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 18:59 | 877739 I am more equal...

Marina Vagina - parking dinghies

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:03 | 877743 Agent P

I'm very tempted to change the word "boat" in my post, but you deserve the credit, so I'll leave it.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:05 | 877748 I am more equal...

great minds think a like ....

you are kind my friend

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:10 | 877761 Dr. Porkchop

Many a vessel, long, hard and full of seamen, have sought the warm shelter of Marina Vagina.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:27 | 877804 VegasBD

clever, hows that working out for ya? =)

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:44 | 877850 Cursive

@Dr. Porkchop

Lulz.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:42 | 877969 Trimmed Hedge

Almost had coffee out my nose....

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:05 | 877747 cosmictrainwreck

dudes - the girl was educated at Tomsk Civil Eng Inst., for Pete's sake! I'll bet she's the hottest babe in her class (FYI Tomsk is in SW Siberia; established in 1600's by Tsar Boris Gudenov; if it's good enuf for Boris......)

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:18 | 877777 Logans_Run

I am then visualizing a unibrow and missing teeth.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:20 | 877782 knukles

Oh fuck. That is just wrong....

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:28 | 877787 PhattyBuoy

... with a giant hairy bush !

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:24 | 877795 knukles

Oh wait oh wait oh wait....
Educated at Tomsk Civil Engineering Institute in Siberia, unibrow, few teeth....
Only way into Bloomberg could be a bond trader or HFT geek.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:24 | 877797 Agent P

Actually, when it comes to Vagina, I prefer the unibrow look. As for teeth...if you should ever see those, I suggest you run like hell.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 01:45 | 878359 MayIMommaDogFac...

<ouch>

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:07 | 877755 Dollar Bill Hiccup

I'd drink a 50 year old Bourdeaux, but I'm not too sure about a ...

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:19 | 877780 Larry Darrell

Wonder if she's ever been to the northern part of KY......Big Bone Lick

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:31 | 877815 no life

Bettie Jo Morecock.. that's a real name.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:48 | 877869 Cursive

I knew a Lisa Soileau (French surname pronounced "Swallow") from my hometown and she met and dated a John Blohme (pronounced "Blow me") from Pennsylvania. People could believe it until they met them as a couple.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:08 | 877909 Rainman

...helluva' fine love story. Brings me to tears.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:37 | 877820 gwar5

Phone Rings..

Bang Dai-Ho: Herrow... Malina? Me hear you have new boyflend.

Marina: How did you hear that?

Bang Dai-Ho: Confucius say, one Ho worth thousand e-mails -- two Hos worth 10,000 more

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:27 | 877943 Miss Expectations

You had me at herrow.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:46 | 877842 cramers_tears

I thought you were screwin' w/ me so I had to look it up. You couldn't make this shit up if you tried!

Tomskaya raspredelitel. komp. OAO (P) (Public, RTD:TORSP) Find more results for TORSP

Tomskaya raspredelitel’naya kompaniya OAO (TRK OAO or Tomsk Distribution Company OJSC) is a Russia-based company principally engaged in the purchasing, transfer and distribution of electric energy on the wholesale and retail markets. The Company is also involved in the development, as well as diagnostic, repair and maintenance of the electrical networks, power grid facilities and equipment. TRK OAO operates through four branches on the territory of the Tomsk Region. In 2009, the Company’s main supplier was Tomskiy elektrosetevoy remont OAO. As of April 23, 2009, the Company was a 52.03%-owned subsidiary of Kholding MRSK OAO, and its other shareholder included Neft’-Aktiv OOO, owning a 25.88% stake.

Chairman of the Management Board, General Director of the Managing Company

Marina Dmitrievna Vagina

Address

Prospekt Kirova 36

Tomsk, 634041

Russia

+7-382-2277777 (Phone)

+7-382-2557983 (Fax)

Company website:

http://www.trk.tom.ru/

Here's a picture of her - McDonald's Employee of the Month! http://anekdot-miheeff.ru/uploads/posts/2008-09/thumbs/1222758518_marina_vagina.jpg

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:52 | 877878 Logans_Run

I like!

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:23 | 877934 Cheesy Bastard

I wonder if she serves the egg mcmuff after 11 oclock

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:26 | 877939 Blano

Very nice how much??

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 21:51 | 878098 Cheesy Bastard

I think it is on the ruble menu.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 06:06 | 878476 Lord Koos

"Her Vagine, was like a wizard's sleeve"

- Borat

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:46 | 877857 Rusty Shorts

Looks That Kill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dsNYJMx5nE

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:50 | 877872 mmlevine

Ms. Vagina can go to my site www.thevajazzleshop.com and pick out a few designs.

We decorate Vaginas. All day, every day.

A little self promotion - I couldn't help it.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:51 | 877873 Goldtoothchimp09

is she a spoo's trader?!?

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:51 | 877874 Lndmvr

Hired a guy named M. Morehead in the 80's. Always joked about his sister " Gimmie" no joke.

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:34 | 877952 Dirt Rat

There was a DJ on a local radio station called Craven Morehead. He billed himself as old enough to be your Dad, but pretty enough to be your Mom.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 07:18 | 878495 nmewn

There was DJ on the radio (Tampa area) named Harry Dangler...never understood how they let that one slide ;-)

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 19:52 | 877875 TheSettler

A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 20:20 | 877929 Encroaching Darkness