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Greek cabinet reshuffle for Dummies/Idiots/Keynesians.
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Wow just think all Greek problems solved simply by the crooks all shifting 1 chair to the right!
The chart really would have reflected what will be happening to certain "players" in the global ponzi collapse if there were one fewer chair than idiots trying to fill them because when the music stops that is exactly what happens--someone else gets left out of the "wealth effect"
mr. popadontdoshit will immediately recognize the need for his 2nd cousin in the soon to be created ministry of austerity...
In the most prominent change, he named Evangelos Venizelos, the former defense minister, as finance minister.
That should calm things down a bit.
Deck chairs and Titanic spring to mind.
Don't knock the musical chairs man, this is going to save the world as we know it! All we need to do is take a chair out and shoot the last one standing...
Or maybe all the ones sitting...
Or shoot each-other fighting for the chair...wishful thinking...
Or fight each other with broken chair legs.
Or shoot all government employees and anyone on entitlements.
(after all... austerity will only be a (slightly) slower death)
So when the music stops.... Does Health and Education mean ½ chair each? With Justice removed?
sounds like a plan !
Actually I think they moving one toilet down.
Sigh, more Pap smears. Tyler you're such a cunninglinguist.
Every single one one of these guys was a high level executive at Goldman Sacksopolous or JP Morgandreous in the past.
George Papawasarollingstone.
G. Papamoustachio Pernokio Perpetuity
It's musical chairs except the chairs are never removed.
They all look alike to me
haha nice one :-) LOL
Minister of Food: George Papajohnspizza
I know his cousin, the minister of preschool: John Popgoestheweasel.
Head of Sanitation: John Papafullashit
I believe the Ministry of Justice's chair has been left open.
No justice. How fitting.
Exactly
Shouldn't this system work as well simply by Inserting ... Obama..
"The Markets" think it's good that a Greek bailout is planned? I wonder why? When a drunk is dying from liver disease should we give him more vodka?
I suppose when you're an alcohol dealer it's good news.
Actually more vodka, supplied indefinitely, is far less costly to the state than price of a liver transplant, hospitalization, and follow-on treatment.
saved the russian healthcare system a fortune back when...
Whodathunkit?
These are the same names (along with someone named Linda Green) that appear as the Board of Directors for every last company I've ever owned.
Chair farters.
Pen pushers.
Paper shufflers.
How confidence inspiring. I'm sure the Greeks will stop throwing flaming jars of gasoline at the police just as soon as they see this chart.
Greece is fixed! Hooray for all the bathrobe wearing, hockey helmeted morons who went long today into excessive pessimism....as the ticking of the debt time bomb...just stopped ticking.
Martinis....for all my friends! Start trottin' bartender.
George Papa Bilderberger.....
The NWO will be having a little anxiety these days....
Fuck you's CFR AND the Bilderberg group.....
Eat shit ....and like it.!
Where's Nick Papagiorgio (from Yuma)?
BILDERBERG attendants, past and present:
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_von_Teilnehmern_an_Bilderberg-Konfere...
Now compare the year of their attendance with the year of their rise to high political posts and ranks.
Ich kan nich das lessen. Es ist auf deutch.
But you can read the names and the year, and that's all you need to know.
Papadon'tpreach --->> I'mintroubledeep
Didn't one of these guys win a bunch of money in National Lampoons Vegas Vacation?
Minister of Antiquities = George Papadigupsomeshit
Fuckin' brillant.
Like my spelling.
papa was a rollin' the eurozone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s3SNHIH0bs&feature=related
And when he died all he left us was a loan.
Well played.
Papa would beg, borrow, steal to pay his bills...
LMFAO
Attention Greeks.
The gun is good and the penis is evil. Go forth and kill all of your leaders.
Choose your next words carefully ECB ambassador.
Because otherwise they and their country will fall into the hands of Bilderberger controlled Euro-Nazis.
The Euro and the EU are the prestage for the One-World-Government, the New World Order.
America will share the same fate, make no mistake.
In this Bilderberg list there is also one Greek name:
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_von_Teilnehmern_an_Bilderberg-Konfere...
i think so too. we can watch greece and see our future......
Max Keiser made this very point yesterday, i.e., that this is simply a trial run for the United States. Read: massive wealth transfer to the elite and super rich (if that's not redundant). Max said he ran into Steve Forbes in an Athens hotel lobby Wed morning and Steve was rubbing his hands and practically salivating over this once in a lifetime opportunity to pick up airports, roads, health care and basically all the Greek public infrastructure for pennies on the dollar.
But Steve Forbes is an old man and going to die anyway.
So what's the point ?
See, these people are not very smart.
There are many families that think dynastically. Forbes is one of them. That is one of their greater strengths over people who think in terms of one lifetime.
Steve Forbes is first and foremost an asshole and a worthles carbohydrate unit.
I wish him and his family a gruesome and painful death.
To call these people scum is an insult to the word scum.
Franken, your words now fit your mustache...
+1
"The Firm" have this down to a tee - and don't forget, we had the 1st Republic for 1,500 years in Western Europe to boot.
Where's the next Cromwell?
And wrt the term "Euro-Nazi." Another in long line of portmanteau phrases to appropriate the word Nazi and/or fascist, e.g, neo-nazi, crypto-fascist, etc. But as we proceed from the bloodiest century in human history to the 21st, which may well be the darkest, it's clear one man more than any other really understood what fascism really was. Mussolini. Fascism and all its variants, neo or otherwise, really should properly be called "corporatism." Although it doesn't slide off the tongue as easily and have the same visceral impact it is really corporations that have spawned the phenomenon of the ECM, surveillance grid, auguring wages, and a reduced standard of living. Once the control apparatus is in place, going from a surveillance state to a full-on Orwellian police state is merely a turnkey operation.
george papadontknowwhosgonnabailhimoutopolous
Nice!
OT, but higher on the levity scale and a potentially significant opportunity for the US economy.
Regarding: The first-ever marijuana legalization bill will be introduced in Congress next week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hme5X7b4-qc
that could really decimate californias local economies..
You know I heard something funny yesterday. Apparently G-Pap wanted to resign on Wensday, but his brother and his mom stepped in and told him a "Pap does not resign". So he decided to stay.
georgi's mom was heavily into the weiner side of the swap. weiner's mom wasn't speaking to him...
...ta dah,...history!
And if Georgi gets wiped out by the Euro banksters or the Greek mobs, does he become a Pap smear?
No protests tomorrow, everything has changed! Time to refurbish the marble in the government square and go on with daily life or not ....
Either way, long marble
"Greek cabinet reshuffle for Dummies/Idiots/Keynesians"
And here it is for the rest of us:
"Garbage In; Garbage Out"
Musta written the offices on iddy biddy pieces of paper and thrown them into a hat. Please save the papers for next month's shuffle. If this catches on, "Big Sis" could be Sec'y of Agriculture when Obummer next shuffles his cabinet members? If she does, get short corn quick.
Closed "end" Loop !
I took an Integer refresher for those captcha's
Bring them on TD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They should've patented Democracy the same way Disney does.
George Papaheaduphisass -----> George Papapullonyourearsharder
fuckin illuminati musical chairs! random randomness.
I couldn't have said it better.
OT:
There's an interesting discussion ongoing re: Bitcoins on the FOFOA blog:
http://fofoa.blogspot.com/2011/06/bitcoin-open-forum.html
Now expanded to part deux:
http://fofoa.blogspot.com/2011/06/bitcoin-open-forum-part-2.html
It's the Greek version of The Thick of it.
fucking classic
*****
I recognize those moves....
this beats the bankstas any day!
and there’s Shemp, too!
Georgi defends himself in court.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GGL0qGk5lA
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I think this chart is innacurate...