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The weakness in leaders is spreading, with the chance of fried calamari by market close creeping higher by the minute. Watch out for those fishing boats.
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Also MS/JPM unhappiness. Whats that smell?
Smells like State Street spirit (also NTRS).
Not to worry... Merrill Lynch will come out with a "triple dog dare" buy of GS to keep the interest levels high.
I felt compelled to put in "A Christmas Story" reference to keep in the spirit of the holidays...
Yep, the only thing fried will be the shorts.
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squid pro quo?275
I've said this before - look at the price of LQD and HYG since 9/30 - pretty much flat. These shops are going to need a bond rally going into the new year to post decent revenues this quarter, since Q2 and Q3 revs were largely on the back of marking up their fixed income inventory.
I like mine breaded and fried.
Ok, you gotta try it this way.
http://www.soupsong.com/rsquid1.html
Oh... and keep hope alive
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091207/ap_on_bi_ge/us_unemployment_holiday_...
Please pass the tartar sauce.
Just great. Now I'm hungry.
Never eat anything with sucker tentacles...NEVER!
I go out about 1PM for lunch I drive by Mariner HS in my neighborhood. There is a fleet of school buses leaving the school EMPYT. I have to get behind them breathing their pollution and watch them wasting gas going back to the bus barn EMPYT. I know those same school busses will have to go back to the same school EMPTY to pick up the kids when school lets out. I called Fox news today because they have been covering school bus issues. I told them, can't they just stay at the school and wait for the kids to let out? They told me they go back because of overtime issues. I told them, couldn't they just use one or two of those buses to take the bus drivers back to the bus barn and then bring the bus drivers back to the school where most of the buses are when school lets out? They told me that's a great idea, can we contact you for an interview? I said absolutely. We can save the tax payer up to 50% on fuel costs and up to 50% on wear and tear right there.
good job, imagine someone addressed this in every city across the nation.
wow
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I'm going to be wearing my Ron Paul Revolution T-Shirt. No disrespect to ZH The absolute #1 forum in my book. Thanks for reminding me.
Bravo. However, I do not believe that any of the nations politicians will be able to comprehend this.
+1!
would you mind if i contacted you for an interview? whats your facebook?
you should insist on carbon credits for this.
how about have the bus drivers do dual time as janitors/maint instead and they can stay there. i don't undersand why those of us in private industry (non-unionized) must wear multiple hats, while government (and union members) employees can only scratch their collective asses with their left hand at the top of the hour.
Trust me, the bus drivers/teachers are already staying at the school and teaching Economics and Business for prepping up the next generation of American Sheeple to take it up the ass.
You don't know much about planned central control economies, do you?
Here's the skinnee:
There are not enough jobs in the world to occupy the number of people in the world. Simple, no?
We are shy about 2 billion jobs worldwide and for those that do work (that, of course, excludes ALL government workers of whatever entity they get paid by--local, state or national). Average workweek is now in the low 30s.
It's supply and demand working beautifully. Enter the Union to save the day. They recognize this obvious fact and seek to exploit it. They do that by divvying up the available jobs among their members. They insist on wages, benefits that are higher than the average bust-his-ass migrant laborer not represented by a union but not nearly as neat as the emoluments and other perks that are a fraction of Lord Blankfein's and his stable of Masters of the Universe, who are about to be become, with year end bonuses, once again, Gigantic,Big Swinging Dicks.
Capice?
We can change the official full time work week to 20 hours. There, problem solved.
+€376T dan!!!
That's nice, Mom, but this is an investment site. What the fuck does your post have to do with anything?
Shut the fuck up ass hole and go fuck yourself.
I like when you're assertive Michael. Well done.
I may not have used the double fuck in that reply. Maybe next time you should try "and go bukkake yourself".
Your mouth is writing checks your body can't cash.
- Stallone
Michael - Great idea! You go to the head of the class.
Michael rocks.
but what about my merry christmas? it cannot be so.
Gold bugs are gunning the market now in the way down.Everytime a ramp up in order,gold surges,common guys people are not being fair to the Banks. Can't they just buy papers and forget about their shiny little friend?.My hopes are dashed for getting some on the cheap. But may be China will forget to buy for a month or so.....
The 'real meal deal' right there! Complete with lots of volume!
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Hey! I just thought of something.
Maybe the financials are not as strong as everyone thinks!
$BANK has been rolling over hard since 13:20 the squid has been on a tear. shorting his own corporate equity notes
I hate Calamari but I would eat this early dinner with relish.
I would serve this up for you with my favorite spicy tomate sauce...x
Sorry, I'm slow. What's in the meaning of "fried calamari" comparison?
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/29127316/the_great_american_bubble_machine
Goldman Sachs is a "monster squid" with its tentacles sucking America dry.
Fried squid = fried kalamari.
....and this should be required reading for every single student in America. That way they will know they are pre-fucked and not have any misconceptions about the "American Dream". Unless of course daddy or mommy works for the squid. At least then they will know how they got born on third base although they'll surely still go around saying they hit a triple.
Matt Taibbi coined a metaphor for Government Sachs as
more or less: "A giant vampire squid attached to the face of humanity sucking up anything that smells like money."
Squid, aka calamari, is best sliced thinly, deep-fried, and smothered in vengeance.
I guess that means it's going to be served cold.
It's been in the collective conciousness for years. Here it is being expressed back in the standard oil days.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Standard_oil_octopus_...
Now it's expressed in japan in 2 ways. Hentai tentacle sex porn where tentacled monsters rape teenage girls and people eating kalamari to show the squid that we have teeth. Japan is even more in the conciousness of the dangers and pervesions of monopoly conciousness than other countries as "Obtaining a dominant position" is the japanese way.
Might I add that the Japanese also manufacture the finest squid jigs on the market. Wouldn't it be ironic if it is the BOJ who put GS on the hook so to speak. Maybe ZH could sell squid jigs with their insignia on the jig.
Consumer credit like last month (or month before) is driven by securitized pool runoff. On the nonrevolve side the government has its hand out has the finance companies refuse the great deals in autoland. Enter GMAC, which I assume is now under the gov. catagory
this is nothing but a head fake. hit the ask!
if you seriously think they will let this market tank right before Christmas then all you people are a lot dumber than you sound. Timmy G and Big Ben want your cap gains taxes in April 10 not April 11.
This market will keep going up and people will go in and out of this market 3 or 4 times more than normal the dynamic duo will get our cap gains taxes sooner and more of them. How else do they pay for everything. oh yeah and what happened to 95% of Americans not having their tax rates go up because of obama?? oh well....
gold bitches !
Your position assumes that Timmy and Ben are actually in complete control of events. If they aren't then events may spiral out of control on them.
Gs is the squid I believe.
I like my squid dead and buried
I misread the title I thought it said Fried Kashkari as a clever play on words of squid like things.
only reason gs is trading down is because blankfiend is going to dole out year end bonuses in lieu of cash.
gotta beat it down, so the hurdle is lower...and they can get 10-20%, or more, higher bonuses...
don't sweat it, all is good with the world.
If it is a vampire squid, it is undead, and it would not be wise to ingest it, fried or no.
's ok as long as you cook it in garlic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JehjqlzXwIQ
The squid won't let itself be killed.
let's think about this a second:
could it be that some of the squiddies think that they might have to take their bonuses in stock to save them from the lampposts?
if so, could they be shorting their own stock as a hedge?
Anyone remember when the squid hit $158 and then shot up to $190?