• Leo Kolivakis
    03/14/2010 - 13:04
    Bill Hemling, a widely respected agricultural economist, told the Kansas City Star that “we’re heading for a recession we haven’t seen the likes of since the 1930s.” Let's pray he is is wrong — again.
  • RobotTrader
    03/14/2010 - 12:14
    Now that we have last Wednesday's the rollovers over with, now it is time to start thinking like a criminal and figure out how Goldman is going to make its $500 million this week by vaporizing 90% of all the potential put/call profit in the current period's open interest.
  • Leo Kolivakis
    03/12/2010 - 21:32
    When you factor in pension obligations, just how bad are the debt profiles of individual countries? Trust me, you don't want to know...

Frontrunning: December 2

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  • RBS Says ‘Restrictive’ Bonuses May Prompt Staff Exits (Bloomberg)
  • The Nobel peace prize winner escalates inherited war (Bloomberg)
  • Roubini's bubbles float on flimsy credit source (Bloomberg)
  • As repeatedly highlighted on Zero Hedge, devaluations threaten a trade war (FT)
  • Who would want to be a Vampire Squid at Christmas (Telegraph)
  • More posturing out of Japan: Yen falls after PM Hatoyama says currency must be dealt with (Bloomberg)
  • Goldman's BRIC decoupling deja vu: sees China surging, etc (MarketWatch)
  • The last great dollar crisis (WSJ)
  • Why a declining dollar is bad for the economy (Value Expectations)
  • Those Germans and their strong euro must love this: Daimler moving some C-Class production to Alabama (AP)
  • Russia must cut rate 2% this month to avoid ruble volatility, former IMF member says (Bloomberg)
  • Bonds are a risky investment with inflation set to explode (Forbes)


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by LoneStarHog
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:03
#149117

It appears that the Nobel "Piece Prize" should have gone to Tiger Woods! :)

by spekulatn
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 11:38
#149190

Well done LoneStarHog.

by WaterWings
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 14:21
#149444

If W had just stayed in office a little longer he would have gotten it. What an idiot!

by Bob
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:13
#149121

Anybody else hear MSNBC tearing Barry O a new one for three full hours last night?  One of the three mainstays, Rachel Madow, not only pointed out that Barry is a quickly growing incarnation of Dubya (the "Bush Doctrine"), but suggested that he's taken war-mongering insanity to the next level by fighting a new war in Pakistan via the "Fifth Military Service" of the CIA (drones, etc.), one that is accountable to no one in elective government. 

Barry's problems are just beginning. 

by Anonymous
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:48
#149161

As I parent, I will never be able to understand why anyone would name their son Rachel.

by Project Mayhem
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:18
#149128

by Careless Whisper
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:24
#149138

Squid stock has been sooo weak lately. Perhaps it's because of those nasty SUBPOENAS it was recently served by the SEC for INSIDER TRADING.

Goldman issued this statement:

"Goldman Sachs has robust policies and procedures in place to detect suspicious trading activity. If we detect suspicious activity of any kind, as required by law, we report it to the appropriate authorities," a company spokesman said.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704107104574569974247977670.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_sections_markets

 

by Anonymous
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:33
#149145

Yea LoL, Goldman reports all suspicious activities directly to Adam.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/16/adam-storch-sec-hires-exg_n_323526.html

by Hephasteus
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:34
#149146

This is going to damage thier hentai tentacle sex operations.

by Ivanovich
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:44
#149157

LOL!

by Cognitive Dissonance
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:18
#149129

"RBS Says ‘Restrictive’ Bonuses May Prompt Staff Exits"

This is an interesting alternative reality article. Clearly the munchkins of the Wizard of Oz don't expect the gravy train to stop anytime soon or they would be more worried about their jobs than their "restrictive" bonuses.

This does not bode well for those of us expecting the world to wake up. 

by Anonymous
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:22
#149133

Good. Let the staff exit and good luck finding another job. Win Win for RBS.

by Apocalypse Now
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:25
#149141

Translation: CEO wants big bonus and to strip out any remaining gold before the titanic goes down.  Can't say that, so "restrictive bonuses may prompt staff exits" sounds like he is concerned for his employees.

by Cognitive Dissonance
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 15:20
#149549

LOL

I always forget to hit the "translate" button on my Star Trek universal translator. I suspect it's because they're speaking "English" but my translator is defaulted for "King's English" and not "English King's."

Now how do I navigate to the default settings menu? Time to get my 5 year old over here to figure this out.

by Anonymous
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:24
#149137

Love the Giant Squid in the parade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZIRCyrYEVg

Should have been in the Macy's Day Parade.

by Anonymous
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:34
#149147

Republic of Ireland government capitulates to public-sector unions, may miss spending targets in next week's Budget. http://www.independent.ie/opinion/columnists/brendan-keenan/brendan-keenan-we-needed-radical-reform-but-got-a-step-backwards-1960518.html

by yellow submariner
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:38
#149153

"Those Germans and their strong euro must love this: Daimler moving some C-Class production to Alabama"

Thats why the responsible poeple in the US have decided to weaken the dollar. With a weak dollar the US exports will rise ;).

by Anonymous
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 09:45
#149158

Exports... LOL.

by A Man without Q...
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 11:38
#149189

All vehicles will not come with a standard issue gun rack and a holder for a 20 fl oz beer...

by Youri Carma
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 11:29
#149169

30,000 troops to Afghanistan is called "an Exit Strategy" by Obama!??? ROFL

by Anonymous
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 12:37
#149300

SO IF THE PAY bankers' packages were similar around the world at all the banks and investment firms then they would not leave right?

You won't find them running to France where the Execs make SEVEN TIMES LESS than their counterparts in the Untied States.

by FrankieNeyeball
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 20:48
#150034

I could be wrong but I have always thought the definition of 'retention $' is hush $. Why else so few substantive leaks?

by FrankieNeyeball
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 20:48
#150035

I could be wrong but I have always thought the definition of 'retention $' is hush $. Why else so few substantive leaks?

by FrankieNeyeball
on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 20:52
#150048

I could be wrong but I have always thought the definition of 'retention $' is hush $. Why else so few substantive leaks?

by aus_punter
on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 00:25
#150313

RBS........

 

honestly, who fucking cares ?

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