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Frontrunning: December 23

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  • In Former Soviet Republics, Dollar trades you on black market. (We score high in Uzbekistan though) [gallup]
  • Congress: sucks; Obama: starting to suck; Economy: sucks; Life: sucks.  (Thank god we have experts to tell us these things) [gallup]
  • BankAmerrilwide starts Dollar General coverage with a "Buy." (Target price under a dollar?) [dow jones]
  • Blackberry outtage slows U.S. messaging to crawl (Inlaws celebrate renewed interest in pre-christmas stories by young guests) [reuters]
  • Bernanke enjoys 3-1 "in favor" ratio in Senate.  (Senate also enjoys 3-1 "in favor" ratio in Senate) [bloomberg]
  • Blame Canada: Even Canada is finally sick of U.S.'s shit.  China and Russia to buy Canadian dollars (according to Canada). [bloomberg]
  • Buffett downgrades Moodys.  ("In former Soviet Omaha....")  [bloomberg]
  • Russian oil tycoon Mikhail Khodorkovsky's arrest ruled illegal, continued imprisonment just fine.  ("In Former Soviet courts....") [wall street journal]
  • November new home sales hit seven month low.  ("Flip This House" Saturdays on A&E.  "Flip That House" Saturdays on TLC) [reuters]



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Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:35 | Link to Comment Crime of the Century
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My dear, you have a gift for the headlines. I do hope this FR gig is permanent, as I don't remember it inspiring as much mirth when (those) Tyler (fellows) provided it. Well done.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:42 | Link to Comment justrichard
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+1

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:41 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Marla, go ahead and take Christmas off. And New Years day as well. We'll need you back, stronger than ever, for 2010

Cheers!

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 11:43 | Link to Comment Almost Silent W...
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Ooo... I like it when Marla does "Frontrunning"!

More please!

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 22:56 | Link to Comment aldousd
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agreed

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:02 | Link to Comment curbyourrisk
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Champagne and Caviar dreams.....Marla...

 

You are the best!!!

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:16 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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Get Down On It

Cubans love disco music. Who knew.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8424125.stm

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:30 | Link to Comment I need more asshats
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Did anyone else get their Holiday Greeting card from The Whitehouse?

I'll share mine with you. You can just print it out and hang it over your fireplace mantle.

http://i49.tinypic.com/i4q1hz.jpg

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 14:09 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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Lloyd would never pose with the hired help.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:40 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Marla, thanks again.

In the link

  • In Former Soviet Republics, Dollar trades you on black market. (We score high in Uzbekistan though) [gallup]

look at the hangover from the earlier destruction of the ruble: 13% of Russians say "It is not profitable to have money savings".  U.S., UK and other western  residents: see your future.

Wed, 12/23/2009 - 12:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 12/23/2009 - 13:45 | Link to Comment Brahms Third Racket
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 “I would expect countries looking around the world to invest in market currencies that are reliable.”

I love Canadians. So understated and polite.

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