Is Fukushima's Earless "Nuclear Rabbit" A Harbinger Of The Mutations About To Hit Japan?

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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:46 | 1343392 petaloka
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What's up doc?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:48 | 1343402 Alienated Serf
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could you repeat that, i'm a little hard of hearing on account of being born without ears.  thx.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:16 | 1343506 Pladizow
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Maybe the equivalent of the Japanese guy from the Tv show "Hero's" will be born at then he can save the world?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1343543 hedgeless_horseman
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It is Binky's and Bongo's earless japanese cousin.

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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:40 | 1343591 jus_lite_reading
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Anyone interested in HOT news especially from FUKUSHUMA should read


And BTW the earless rabbit is old news from two weeks ago.....

andthen read this

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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:04 | 1343656 Whizbang
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Please stop spamming us.



Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:26 | 1343704 LowProfile
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Informing us of the source of the news isn't spam.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:34 | 1343718 jus_lite_reading
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I am just posting links of sites that I find very very very very important and should be read everyday for news and events!!! TD cant cover everything!!!!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:24 | 1343900 That Peak Oil Guy
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Okay people, Fukushima scares the shit out of me, but we must check our facts.  Earless rabbits are not that uncommon.  From what I have read it sounds like it can happen when the rabbits are young and the mother overgrooms them, basically licking off the little ears.  Google "earless rabbit".


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:28 | 1343904 Whizbang
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Thank you for providing us with unsolicited links to your website. I apologize for the criticism. Next on my list is to click on each and every one of the penis enlargement and options seminars in my junk mail folder.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:46 | 1343977 jus_lite_reading
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THANKS WHIZBAG but they are not mine... I do take it as a compliment though and I accept your apology with a big rock of salt. Next up is to add your email to the penis enlargement mailing list as you have admitted openly that you are in need of a larger member. Godspeed

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:38 | 1343732 jus_lite_reading
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HEY WHIZBAG is it SPAM if you would have known about the mutated rabbit two weeks ago??? I THINK NOT!!!! Its just another news site with tons of great topics all in one....... dont be an ass... i can list probably a dozen impoatant things that I read on those two blogs that never even got mentioned here.... not that TD doesnt do a fucking awesome job just that there is so much going on that other news sources are valuable.... I think its prudent

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:25 | 1343907 Whizbang
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Do they have anything that helps with spelling or grammar on there?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:30 | 1343911 Whizbang
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Do they have anything that helps with spelling or grammar on there?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:31 | 1343710 el Gallinazo
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Actually, I am buying gold crucifixes. Gives me double coverage for upcoming events.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 15:23 | 1344150 Manthong
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Don't forget silver daggers as an investment and to protect against mutant glowing green vampire bunnies.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 05:56 | 1346182 Michael
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Wait a minute. I think everything you said in that comment is true.

Just in a entrepreneurial kind of way.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:24 | 1345946 longorshort
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Maybee I should post a ball sack since Tyler can not run a forum with some reasonable groundrules.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:49 | 1343784 mattwett12
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:27 | 1343541 AnAnonymous
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What's up doc?


Nothing. Rabbits born with no ears happen here and then. Anyone born on a farm knows and experienced that. It is no sign of birth defects due to radiation.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:04 | 1343655 Whizbang
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I agree. No obvious tumors, missing fur or skin. Shit, they might have just cut em off for the news coverage.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:45 | 1343739 jus_lite_reading
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Hmmmm thats interesting how often??

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:31 | 1343568 Ruffcut
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At least he doesn't have to listen to anymore bullshit.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:42 | 1343600 Millivanilli
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They named the bunny harbinger.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:39 | 1343951 Whizbang
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They actually have footage of it attacking someone!

Buy Gold!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:45 | 1343398 BillyBoy22
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Pretty cute mutant rabbit.  I would definitely take one home if I wasnt afraid that it would feast on the flesh of my children due to an aberrant gene demanding human sustenance.



MSM reporting Fukushima is shitshow.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343411 mayhem_korner
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Pretty cute mutant rabbit.

LOL.  When d'ya ever think you'd string those four words together?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:55 | 1343426 TheTmfreak
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I know it just doesn't seem right does it?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:11 | 1343500 Manthong
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Just wait until he grows up to 40 stories tall and starts stomping skyscrapers.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:30 | 1343565 CrankItTo11
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:22 | 1343523 Zero Debt
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And some thought "Teenage mutant ninja turtles" was an oxymoron...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:50 | 1343417 BlackholeDivestment
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...was there evidence that Chernobyl produced Central Bankers?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:57 | 1343448 e_goldstein
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other way around.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:09 | 1343478 DaveyJones
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chicken and egg really

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1343596 jus_lite_reading
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+14 Trillion

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343430 Spastica Rex
Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:02 | 1343436 NumberNone
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Monte Python prophecy....Killer Rabbit. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:17 | 1343518 Rusty Shorts
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Bingo !!!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:24 | 1343547 Ray1968
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+100 exactly what I was thinking.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:53 | 1344030 viahj
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dontcha have a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?  sheesh

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:47 | 1343405 mayhem_korner
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Earless Nuclear Rabbit. 

Shouldn't Jane Curtin be broadcasting this story?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:00 | 1343461 DaveyJones
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Atsuyuki you ignorant slut...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:06 | 1343470 serotonindumptruck
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Jane's meat curtains have nothing to do with this.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:01 | 1343644 HK
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Maybe Gilda could give an encore reprisal of either Emily Litella or Baba Wawa for a commentary: You wacky wabbit..... never mind.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343407 MonsterZero
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Rabbits raised in captivity have little use for ears. The energy put into creating ears which won't be eaten are betetr spent on "fattening" up the rabbit for consumption. This bodes well for future japanese food supplies. Long Yen!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:48 | 1343408 Caviar Emptor
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343409 fuu
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Japan's own Ministry of Education and Science's  simulations show that Tokyo and Kanagawa saw pretty heavy Krypton-85 surface concentrations on 3/15/11.


also the original pdf release(note you may need to install Japanese fonts into reader):

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:39 | 1343584 trav7777
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that was from a Superman overflight

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1343604 fuu
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I was wondering who would say something like that. I honestly didn't think it would be you.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:50 | 1343617 jus_lite_reading
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I have been following everything on Fukushima since day one because it was the marker or tipping point I was looking for that would bring about the full collpase of the economies. And the powers that be know it...... be safe...

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