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Is Fukushima's Earless "Nuclear Rabbit" A Harbinger Of The Mutations About To Hit Japan?

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This is not good. From the RT clip: "A nuclear rabbit has sparked online panic in Japan. Amateur footage shows an earless mutant rabbit, and the person who made the video claims it was shot just outside the exclusion zone near Japan's crippled Fukushima plant. The clip has given rise to fears the radiation threat in the area is far worse than previously thought. The funny bunny has caused an online frenzy, with predictions that babies in Japan may soon be born with mutations."

h/t Louis


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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:46 | 1343392 petaloka
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What's up doc?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:48 | 1343402 Alienated Serf
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could you repeat that, i'm a little hard of hearing on account of being born without ears.  thx.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:16 | 1343506 Pladizow
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Maybe the equivalent of the Japanese guy from the Tv show "Hero's" will be born at then he can save the world?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1343543 hedgeless_horseman
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It is Binky's and Bongo's earless japanese cousin.

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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:40 | 1343591 jus_lite_reading
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Anyone interested in HOT news especially from FUKUSHUMA should read


And BTW the earless rabbit is old news from two weeks ago.....

andthen read this

INSANE!!!! read both and then you can see there is not much time left!!! BUY GOLD!!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:04 | 1343656 Whizbang
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Please stop spamming us.



Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:26 | 1343704 LowProfile
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Informing us of the source of the news isn't spam.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:34 | 1343718 jus_lite_reading
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I am just posting links of sites that I find very very very very important and should be read everyday for news and events!!! TD cant cover everything!!!!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:24 | 1343900 That Peak Oil Guy
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Okay people, Fukushima scares the shit out of me, but we must check our facts.  Earless rabbits are not that uncommon.  From what I have read it sounds like it can happen when the rabbits are young and the mother overgrooms them, basically licking off the little ears.  Google "earless rabbit".


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:28 | 1343904 Whizbang
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Thank you for providing us with unsolicited links to your website. I apologize for the criticism. Next on my list is to click on each and every one of the penis enlargement and options seminars in my junk mail folder.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:46 | 1343977 jus_lite_reading
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THANKS WHIZBAG but they are not mine... I do take it as a compliment though and I accept your apology with a big rock of salt. Next up is to add your email to the penis enlargement mailing list as you have admitted openly that you are in need of a larger member. Godspeed

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:38 | 1343732 jus_lite_reading
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HEY WHIZBAG is it SPAM if you would have known about the mutated rabbit two weeks ago??? I THINK NOT!!!! Its just another news site with tons of great topics all in one....... dont be an ass... i can list probably a dozen impoatant things that I read on those two blogs that never even got mentioned here.... not that TD doesnt do a fucking awesome job just that there is so much going on that other news sources are valuable.... I think its prudent

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:25 | 1343907 Whizbang
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Do they have anything that helps with spelling or grammar on there?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:30 | 1343911 Whizbang
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Do they have anything that helps with spelling or grammar on there?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:31 | 1343710 el Gallinazo
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Actually, I am buying gold crucifixes. Gives me double coverage for upcoming events.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 15:23 | 1344150 Manthong
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Don't forget silver daggers as an investment and to protect against mutant glowing green vampire bunnies.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 05:56 | 1346182 Michael
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Wait a minute. I think everything you said in that comment is true.

Just in a entrepreneurial kind of way.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:24 | 1345946 longorshort
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Maybee I should post a ball sack since Tyler can not run a forum with some reasonable groundrules.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:49 | 1343784 mattwett12
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:27 | 1343541 AnAnonymous
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What's up doc?


Nothing. Rabbits born with no ears happen here and then. Anyone born on a farm knows and experienced that. It is no sign of birth defects due to radiation.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:04 | 1343655 Whizbang
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I agree. No obvious tumors, missing fur or skin. Shit, they might have just cut em off for the news coverage.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:45 | 1343739 jus_lite_reading
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Hmmmm thats interesting how often??

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:31 | 1343568 Ruffcut
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At least he doesn't have to listen to anymore bullshit.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:42 | 1343600 Millivanilli
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They named the bunny harbinger.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:39 | 1343951 Whizbang
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They actually have footage of it attacking someone!

Buy Gold!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:45 | 1343398 BillyBoy22
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Pretty cute mutant rabbit.  I would definitely take one home if I wasnt afraid that it would feast on the flesh of my children due to an aberrant gene demanding human sustenance.



MSM reporting Fukushima is shitshow.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343411 mayhem_korner
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Pretty cute mutant rabbit.

LOL.  When d'ya ever think you'd string those four words together?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:55 | 1343426 TheTmfreak
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I know it just doesn't seem right does it?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:11 | 1343500 Manthong
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Just wait until he grows up to 40 stories tall and starts stomping skyscrapers.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:30 | 1343565 CrankItTo11
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:22 | 1343523 Zero Debt
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And some thought "Teenage mutant ninja turtles" was an oxymoron...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:50 | 1343417 BlackholeDivestment
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...was there evidence that Chernobyl produced Central Bankers?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:57 | 1343448 e_goldstein
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other way around.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:09 | 1343478 DaveyJones
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chicken and egg really

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1343596 jus_lite_reading
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+14 Trillion

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343430 Spastica Rex
Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:02 | 1343436 NumberNone
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Monte Python prophecy....Killer Rabbit. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:17 | 1343518 Rusty Shorts
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Bingo !!!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:24 | 1343547 Ray1968
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+100 exactly what I was thinking.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:53 | 1344030 viahj
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dontcha have a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?  sheesh

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:47 | 1343405 mayhem_korner
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Earless Nuclear Rabbit. 

Shouldn't Jane Curtin be broadcasting this story?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:00 | 1343461 DaveyJones
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Atsuyuki you ignorant slut...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:06 | 1343470 serotonindumptruck
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Jane's meat curtains have nothing to do with this.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:01 | 1343644 HK
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Maybe Gilda could give an encore reprisal of either Emily Litella or Baba Wawa for a commentary: You wacky wabbit..... never mind.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343407 MonsterZero
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Rabbits raised in captivity have little use for ears. The energy put into creating ears which won't be eaten are betetr spent on "fattening" up the rabbit for consumption. This bodes well for future japanese food supplies. Long Yen!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:48 | 1343408 Caviar Emptor
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343409 fuu
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Japan's own Ministry of Education and Science's  simulations show that Tokyo and Kanagawa saw pretty heavy Krypton-85 surface concentrations on 3/15/11.


also the original pdf release(note you may need to install Japanese fonts into reader):

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:39 | 1343584 trav7777
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that was from a Superman overflight

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1343604 fuu
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I was wondering who would say something like that. I honestly didn't think it would be you.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:50 | 1343617 jus_lite_reading
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I have been following everything on Fukushima since day one because it was the marker or tipping point I was looking for that would bring about the full collpase of the economies. And the powers that be know it...... be safe...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343410 SilverIsKing
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Before seeing this video, I was wondering why the lucky rabbits foot I just got had ears.  Now I know.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:49 | 1343412 Byte Me
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Yeah, pretty cute bunny. Looks happy enough.

If it wasn't a radionuclide mutagen -- then maybe the feed comes from China w added "extras" like Formica.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:53 | 1343415 Michael Victory
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fuk all.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:49 | 1343416 GottaBKiddn
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No surprise here folks, Move along.



Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:50 | 1343421 vxpatel
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The rabbits should have been wearing their long sleeve nuclear protective garb, like the Japanese children have been instructed to wear to protect them....

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:09 | 1343490 Oh regional Indian
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Perhaps the Japanese have invented Nuclear repellant cotton and never told the world?
It is quite a secular, xenophobic country you know.

My friends from there live on as usual. Business meetings in Tokyo... no problem, government is better now, telling more truth.... meanwhile stuff like this. Even if thsi one is a cosmic joke, it's a harbinger for sure.

Wish it was a har-bringer, eh?


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:46 | 1343607 vxpatel
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Want to see something funny, type meltdown in google news...


more articles about brittany spears than you know where...there is no information blackout...this is a free and open society....Really I promise.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:30 | 1345548 StychoKiller
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This earless bunny fits right in:

Eyeless Economist:  Sees no evil.

Earless Bunny: Hears no evil.

Clueless CNBS:  Speaks no evil.

Can the World get any more absurd?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:55 | 1343424 mayhem_korner
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turds are glow-in-the-dark for hours of nighttime fun...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343431 HamyWanger
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"The funny bunny"

How is this funny, exactly? 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1343432 AbandonShip
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That's not a rabbit, it's a gerbil!  What a hoax, BTFD.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:59 | 1343438 mayhem_korner
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If it's a gerbil, it's been dieting on Fukishima gerbil food to get that big.

I gotta believe you're right on the hoax though...some redneck in WV with a box-cutter is having some good laughs at the expense of the Japanese...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:26 | 1343537 blunderdog
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It does look like Weekly World News stuff. 

Anyway, I have it on very good authority that it's balanced out.  There was another rabbit in that litter that was ALL ears.  No harm done on average.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:39 | 1343743 jus_lite_reading
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BTFD and an iPad2.... all your earless bunny belong to us

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:56 | 1343441 FreeNewEnergy
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Nothing funny about that bunny, at all. Very sad, depressing, really.

The Japanese have really Fuk'ed up this time.

Be well aware that every member of congress and the president knew full well how serious the Fukushima "event" was and failed to inform the public. They also know exactly where they're going on the bogus debt ceiling fiasco. As usual, the public will be last to know.

Prepare for armageddon or make a pre-emptive strike if so inclined.

As my buddy, the Mogambo Guru, might say, "we're doomed!"

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:57 | 1343445 achmachat
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- how do you call an earless rabbit?



Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:00 | 1343458 mayhem_korner
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:58 | 1343449 plocequ1
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This bullish for Who framed Roger Rabbit DVD ( Touchstone pictures)

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:59 | 1343454 FMR Bankster
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You can tell how serious the problems are in japan by how little news is being reported about it. MSM wants to ignore this one.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:38 | 1343595 trav7777
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I've heard no news about the impending asteroid strike that will split the earth in half either.

Also, there is no news about the gate to hell that opened out of which demons are currently pouring

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:35 | 1343724 taraxias
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Strawman argument.

An asteroid strike hasn't happened, Fukushima has.

There was a time when I thought you were one of the smart guys on here trav. Little did I know you just an asshole in disguise. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:58 | 1343815 trav7777
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GFD you're dumb.

The absence of news is not probative of the seriousness of the event.  IDIOT

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:59 | 1343457 Cognitive Dissonance
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What do you call an ear-less nuclear rabbit?


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:35 | 1343572 old naughty
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Pretty Cute red-eye, named "heRe noEvil."

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:03 | 1343459 Internet Tough Guy
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I for one welcome our earless overlords.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:05 | 1343469 Cthonic
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Planet of the Jackalopes.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:19 | 1343515 BlackholeDivestment
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...but Boss, da plume da plume, it's tatooed Ohio.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:27 | 1343542 Rusty Shorts
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:08 | 1343668 BlackholeDivestment
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:25 | 1343472 BlackholeDivestment
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...($), AKA Hiroshima Blindness

...and now for the next trick for the kids. 

Earless Bunny, AKA Money.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:10 | 1343484 SilverIsKing
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There are many husbands and son-in-laws that are quite jealous of this bunny.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:11 | 1343488 Agent P
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Looks like my kids' chocolate bunnies the day after Easter.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:13 | 1343491 mynhair
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Looks kinda like Nancy Pelousy.

Does it shit skittles?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:14 | 1343493 JS1234
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Just what Japan needs, something to cause people to not have more children.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:25 | 1343550 InconvenientCou...
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If I may be allowed to refine your statement?

Japan's median age is one of the highest in the world and climbing. The young people care more about their little gadgets than interacting romantically. Long term exposure to ionizing radiation and particles will cause cancer in otherwise healthy young people and progressively degrade the reproductive success of the entire population.

reptiles, birds, fish, insects, plant eating mammals are first up.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:39 | 1343601 trav7777
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I guess I'd better get over there and impregnate as many of them as possible

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:36 | 1343943 Whizbang
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Well, I saved a bunch of money heading down to mexico during the swine flu scare, maybe we could do something similar in japan now. If you think about it, we might be able to win the nobel sex prize.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:15 | 1344592 mkkby
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Most of the males in Japan have never seen a naked woman other than their cartoon porn.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:11 | 1343497 bigdumbnugly
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then maybe there's been a slow leak at fukushima for some while.

the japanese have long been known to exhibit other undersized appendages too, haven't they?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:17 | 1343517 Cognitive Dissonance
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Not if you ask the Japanese.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:31 | 1343561 bigdumbnugly
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yeah but you got to remember they measure in centimeters.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1343592 Cognitive Dissonance
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I guess we now understand why America never went metric. :>)

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:11 | 1343499 King Durian
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I'm surprised that the knowledge of the northern hemisphere being covered in radiation hasn't created a scramble for the equator and the southern hemisphere countries. I guess the desire to destroy one's self  is stronger than I thought. Long on Houses in Bali! Long Thailand!

It is very interesting though that the radiation maps have shown the radiation kilometers away from Thailand's southern coast, yet not hitting the coast. Perhaps all of those trips to the temple are paying off for the Thai's!

I'm still quite wondering exactly how this radiation will end up affecting humankind, as the amount currently swapping over the northern hemisphere is, I believe, more than Chernobyl. What terrifies me is that this radiation in the atmosphere, water, and food supplies is not so much as create a higher level of cancer, because that is likely. What remains to be seen is the scale of it, and how much more cancer becomes a part of our daily lives. What is very concerning to me is what effect on IQ levels this will have for the northern hemisphere. Is the radiation going to affect some/all of us and give us hyper-concentration or memory powers? What I see more likely is a reduction in attention span, decreased ability to concentrate, and perhaps more short-term memory problems, although I'm not a specialist in this field. Basically, I fear the movie Idiocracy coming to life because of the side-effects of the radiation in the atmosphere. I would love to hear from someone qualified exactly what is in store for the human psyche inundated with daily radiation.




Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:21 | 1343521 MonsterZero
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Yeah because being east of the Middle-East Pakistan and India is a good long-term solution to avoid radiation exposure.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:23 | 1343540 King Durian
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So... Long West Africa! Start convincing yourself you like to eat white bread and mayonnaise in the morning for your breakfast, and go! Until Brazil and Argentina fight over dwindling horse supplies, and the next Carnival turns into a massive brawl, a tragic circus accident!

Still, the radiation from ME or Paki-India would follow its natural course, and from the spinning of the globe  would gravitate northwards. So I think Malaysia and Indo would be fine, Australia would be just splendid that time of the year.

So, Long durians bitchez! Brain food!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:55 | 1344767 Rusty Shorts
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I'll take West Africa, love the place!! been there many times.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:20 | 1343526 williambanzai7
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I'm still trying to figure out which is worse, Durian or Radiation ;-)

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:24 | 1343536 Hooter Shaker
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IQ levels?  We must've had a nuclear event a generation or two ago that wasn't reported...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:36 | 1343573 King Durian
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Well, what about sexual desire?

Upon the subconscious realizing there's going to be nothing but blanks there, maybe the sex drive would shut down.

Or maybe it would go full 2012 mode and just fuck anything that moves in some wild primal desperation to continue one's line.

So which way is it going, guys? Thinking with your dick a lot more than usual, or have you been tucking that between your legs a lot more lately, instead getting more interesting in lavender baths and poetry?



Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1343603 trav7777
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how in hell did you pass the captcha?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:48 | 1343622 King Durian
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I'll take that answer as one for lavender baths.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:52 | 1343782 mayhem_korner
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I would love to hear from someone qualified exactly what is in store for the human psyche inundated with daily radiation.

I think you've given us enough of a glimpse for now...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:35 | 1345567 StychoKiller
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Uh, what?  Hey look, an earless bunny! :>D

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:12 | 1343504 Bastiat
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This earless bunny has nothing to do with the Fukushima accident just like the mutant babies in Iraq have nothing to do with depleted uranium.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:46 | 1343608 Ruffcut
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That DU in Iraq is a war crime.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:17 | 1343510 Miss Expectations
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This is one rabbit that can't be pulled out of a magician's hat.  Tepco's new mascot.

Why huge pumps and generators weren't airlifted into Japan within days of the earthquake/tsunami is a mystery to me.  Why they aren't digging a huge mote around the reactors now is a mystery to me.  This poor rabbit is not a mystery.  Heartbreaking.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:48 | 1343613 AnAnonymous
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This is one rabbit that can't be pulled out of a magician's hat.  Tepco's new mascot.


Much better to catch a rabbit by the neck,  it tranquilizes the rabbit. Torn ears happen.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:20 | 1343519 doomandbloom
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X-Rabbits...first class.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:19 | 1343524 Temporalist
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I hope Fluffy the Earless Wonder Bunny grows 50 feet tall and has an appetite only for central bankers.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:37 | 1343581 arnoldsimage
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:28 | 1343549 tamboo
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who needs ears when all you'd hear is bullshit?

darwinism at its finest.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:31 | 1343560 pazmaker
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It may be because of radiation, however it has occured some in the past with rabbits born in captivity.   see this

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:28 | 1343562 Frank N. Beans
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all rabbits are cute, even earless and headless ones

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:29 | 1343564 dewhacker
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for a mutant animal, its still pretty cute

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:37 | 1343577 Mpizzie
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Just wait for someone to be born over there with downs syndrome or something and video is taken...


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:33 | 1343578 Things that go bump
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Pinheads galore.  "After the dropping of atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a large percentage of women who had been pregnant at the time gave birth to children with microcephaly." Wikipedia 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:34 | 1343579 Silver Dreamer
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Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:37 | 1345573 StychoKiller
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"But it's got big pointy teeth!" -- Tim, "Monty Python's Holy Grail"

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:36 | 1343585 CrankItTo11
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I wonder if Ann Coulter's kids will have ears?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:47 | 1343610 serotonindumptruck
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Hermaphrodites can't reproduce.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 15:02 | 1344064 vxpatel
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1343593 Vergeltung
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I wonder what the random/normal percentage of such occurences are in the rabbit population.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:42 | 1343598 SilverRhino
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Bun-Bun has been born .... all nerd-boys standy to standby.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:56 | 1343636 wombats
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This is old news.  The clip has been around for weeks.  For all we know, said bunny may have been born before the earthquake.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:10 | 1343663 Herman Strandsc...
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Hear. Hear.


How are you supposed to pick it up then.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:27 | 1343698 The Answer Is 42
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So full of win. +2 bunny ears.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:01 | 1343648 Magnix
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Oh come on, only one rabbit doesnt mean anything!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:04 | 1343649 Standard Deviant
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Jackalope videos to follow soon

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:08 | 1343667 slewie the pi-rat
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hef disapproves

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:15 | 1343685 patb
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Hiro Nakamura

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:21 | 1343687 mick_richfield
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:18 | 1343690 The Answer Is 42
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So Japan is gonna be even more of a freak show?

So solly.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:28 | 1343711 bugs_
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its got a vicious streak a mile wide!  look at the bones!!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:34 | 1343716 Ag1761
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I just took delivery today of some Eagles, funny thing, half of them have no wings.

I'm going to have to call that Japanese coin shop....

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:35 | 1343728 AgShaman
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I'm sure those bunny rabbits will make great pets!

When they mutate into could put them to work on the nuclear clean-up projects

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:56 | 1343795 karzai_luver
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everyone has cable no need for rabbit ears anymore.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:48 | 1343776 Jim in MN
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It can't help it, it was drawn that way...BTW the government has raised the estimate of airborne radiation released from the accident a wee tad...I mean, well, doubled it.

Those wascaws.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:54 | 1343788 Kurion
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My bro in law just finished the program that will run the kurion at fukashima.

It will clean and circulate tha water in the reactor cores. The waste will then be stored safely, so they say.

Japanese companies wouldn't touch this clusterf@ck so they hit up California nerds. One of the fellows that is there installing this thing wouldn't go on site because his radiation Sherpa wasn't there (a guy that knows all the various radiation hotspots and can show you where to walk)

This just may save this industry...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:00 | 1343821 hungarianboy
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Ok, so next up: Rabbits and frogs that glow in the dark.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:15 | 1343877 Laddie
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There is a Soviet submarine leaking radioactive STUFF for about 30+ years off coast of Norway.

I saw a report on 60 Minutes probably 20 years ago they showed fish with 3 eyes.

I noted that Alexander Higgins blog, which had lots of SCARY but TRUE stuff re Radiation and also Big Brother, was hacked last week don't know if he can get it back up, it wrecked his server.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:17 | 1343881 Mec-sick-o
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I wonder how any engineer can think that reactors can be controlled and contained properly at all times.  This is crazy.

First, the reactor, having damn long life cycle, is a matter of probabilities and time to cause a catastrophic failure.

So we should install reactors as if they were to be "entombed" easily if catastrophe arises.

Forget about secondary valves, backup cooling systems, etc.  That would help to recover from a transitory problem, but do nothing for a critical failure.

It is like astronauts:  no way to recover you back home.  If you are out there, you are on your own.  At least don't fall over land or a city.

We need to grow our scientific knowledge with our ethics.

The whole engineering reactor model is a joke.

Reactors should be built CONSIDERING catastrophic failure as a fact, be built to be converted into a tomb before it spewes radioactiviirt+.  We are naive.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:58 | 1345242 MsCreant
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Great point. Obvious in retrospect.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:38 | 1343949 Eireann go Brach
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Funny...people who claim something as spam yet they continue to read on and on....

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:45 | 1343970 Stares straight...
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 15:11 | 1344088 Ag1761
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On a long enough timeline that bunny will grow ears....

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 15:42 | 1344223 PulauHantu29
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What's next? Godzilla off the coast?

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