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Full Barack Obama "60 Minutes" Interview And Complete Transcript

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On Wednesday, May 4, 2011 - three days after he announced that
American troops had killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan - President
Barack Obama talked with "60 Minutes" correspondent Steve Kroft in the
Roosevelt Room of the White House. Below is a transcript of that
interview, as well as the full interview.

STEVE KROFT: Mr. President, was this the most satisfying week of your Presidency?

PRESIDENT
BARACK OBAMA: Well, it was certainly one of the most satisfying weeks
not only for my Presidency, but I think for the United States since I've
been President. Obviously bin Laden had been not only a symbol of
terrorism, but a mass murderer who's had eluded justice for so long, and
so many families who have been affected I think had given up hope.

And
for us to be able to definitively say, "We got the man who caused
thousands of deaths here in the United States and who had been the
rallying point for a violent extremist jihad around the world" was
something that I think all of us were profoundly grateful to be a part
of.

KROFT: Was the decision to launch this attack the most difficult decision that you've made as Commander-In-Chief?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: Certainly one. You know, every time I send young men and women
into a war theatre, that's a tough decision. And, you know, whenever you
go to Walter Reed [Army Medical Center] or Bethesda [Naval Hospital]
and you see the price that our young people pay to keep this country
safe, that's a tough decision. Whenever you write a letter to a family
who's lost a loved one. It's sobering.

This was a very
difficult decision, in part because the evidence that we had was not
absolutely conclusive. This was circumstantial evidence that he was
gonna be there. Obviously it entailed enormous risk to the guys that I
sent in there. But ultimately I had so much confidence in the capacity
of our guys to carry out the mission that I felt that the risks were
outweighed by the potential benefit of us finally getting our man.

KROFT: When the CIA first brought this information to you . . .

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Right.

KROFT: What was your reaction? Was there a sense of excitement? Did this look promising from the very beginning?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: It did look promising from the beginning. Keep in mind that
obviously when I was still campaigning for President, I had said that if
I ever get a shot at bin Laden we're gonna take it. And that was
subject to some criticism at the time, because I had said if it's in
Pakistan and, you know, we don't have the ability to capture 'em in any
other way, then we're gonna go ahead and take the shot. So I felt very
strongly that there was a strategic imperative for us to go after him.

Shortly
after I got into office, I brought [CIA director] Leon Panetta
privately into the Oval Office and I said to him, "We need to redouble
our efforts in hunting bin Laden down. And I want us to start putting
more resources, more focus, and more urgency into that mission."

Leon
took that to the CIA. They had been working steadily on this since
2001, obviously. And there were a range of threads that were out there
that hadn't quite been pulled all together. They did an incredible job
during the course of a year and a half to pull on a number of these
threads until we were able to identify a courier who was known to be a
bin Laden associate, to be able to track them to this compound.

So
by the time they came to me they had worked up an image of the
compound, where it was and the factors that led them to conclude that
this was the best evidence that we had regarding bin Laden's whereabouts
since Tora Bora.

But we didn't have a photograph of bin
Laden in that building. There was no direct evidence of his presence.
And so the CIA continued to build the case meticulously over the course
of several months. What I told them when they first came to me with this
evidence was: "Even as you guys are building a stronger intelligence
case, let's also start building an action plan to figure out if in fact
we make a decision that this is him or we've got a good chance that
we've got him, how are we gonna deal with him? How can we get at that?"

And
so at that point you probably had unprecedented cooperation between the
CIA and our military in starting to shape an action plan that
ultimately resulted in success this week.

KROFT: When was that when you set that plan in motion?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: Well, they first came to me in August of last year with evidence
of the compound. And they said that they had more work to do on it, but
at that point they had enough that they felt that it was appropriate
for us to start doing some planning. And so from that point on we
started looking at the time what our options might be.

The
vigorous planning did not begin until early this year. And obviously
over the last two months it's been very intensive in which not only did
an action plan get developed, but our guys actually started practicing
being able to execute.

KROFT: How actively were you involved in that process?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: About as active as any project that I've been involved with since I've been President.

Obviously
we have extraordinary guys. Our Special Forces are the best of the
best. And so I was not involved in designing the initial plan. But each
iteration of that plan they'd bring back to me. Make a full
presentation. We would ask questions.

We had multiple
meetings in the Situation Room in which we would map out -- and we would
actually have a model of the compound and discuss how this operation
might proceed, and what various options there were because there was
more than one way in which we might go about this.

And in
some ways sending in choppers and actually puttin' our guys on the
ground entailed some greater risks than some other options. I thought it
was important, though, for us to be able to say that we'd definitely
got the guy. We thought that it was important for us to be able to
exploit potential information that was on the ground in the compound if
it did turn out to be him.

We thought that it was
important for us not only to protect the lives of our guys, but also to
try to minimize collateral damage in the region because this was in a
residential neighborhood. I mean one of the ironies of this is, you
know, I think the image that bin Laden had tried to promote was that he
was an ascetic, living in a cave. This guy was living in a million
dollar compound in a residential neighborhood.

KROFT:
Were you surprised when they came to you with this compound right in the
middle of sort of the military center of Pakistan?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: Well, I think that there had been discussions that this guy
might be hiding in plain sight. And we knew that some al Qaeda
operatives, high level targets basically, just blended into the crowd
like this.

I think we where surprised when we learned
that this compound had been there for five or six years, and that it was
in an area in which you would think that potentially he would attract
some attention. So yes, the answer is that we were surprised that he
could maintain a compound like that for that long without there being a
tip off.

KROFT: Do you believe it was built for him?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: We are still investigating that, but what is clear is that the
elements of the compound were structured so that nobody could see in.
There were no sight lines that would enable somebody walking by or
somebody in an adjoining building to see him. So it was clearly designed
to make sure that bin Laden was protected from public view.

KROFT: Do you have any idea how long he was there?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: We know he was there at least five years.

KROFT: Five years?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yeah.

KROFT: Did he move out of that compound?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: That we don't know yet. But we know that for five to six years
this compound was there, and our belief is that he was there during that
time.

KROFT: What was the most difficult part? I mean
you had to decide. This was your decision -- whether to proceed or not
and how to proceed. What was the most difficult part of that decision?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: The most difficult part is always the fact that you're sending
guys into harm's way. And there are a lot of things that could go wrong.
I mean there're a lot of moving parts here. So my biggest concern was,
if I'm sending those guys in and Murphy's Law applies and somethin'
happens, can we still get our guys out? So that's point number one.

Point
number two, these guys are goin' in in, you know, the darkest of night.
And they don't know what they're gonna find there. They don't know if
the building is rigged. They don't know if, you know, there are
explosives that are triggered by a particular door opening. So huge
risks that these guys are taking.

And so my number one
concern was: if I send them in, can I get them out? And a lot of the
discussion we had during the course of planning was how do we make sure
there's backup? How do we make sure that there's redundancy built into
the plan so that we have the best chance of getting our guys out? That's
point number one.

Point number two was: as outstanding a
job as our intelligence teams did -- and I cannot praise them enough
they did an extraordinary job with just the slenderest of bits of
information to piece this all together -- at the end of the day, this
was still a 55/45 situation. I mean, we could not say definitively that
bin Laden was there. Had he not been there, then there would have been
significant consequences.

 

Obviously, we're going into
the sovereign territory of another country and landing helicopters and
conducting a military operation. And so if it turns out that it's a
wealthy, you know, prince from Dubai who's in this compound, and, you
know, we've spent Special Forces in -- we've got problems. So there were
risks involved geopolitically in making the decision.

 

But
my number one concern was: can our guys get in and get out safely. The
fact that our Special Forces have become so good -- these guys perform
at levels that 20, 30 years ago would not have happened -- I think
finally gave me the confidence to say, "Let's go ahead." I think that
the American people have some sense of how good these guys are, but
until you actually see 'em and meet them, it's hard to describe how
courageous, how tough, how skilled, how precise they are. And it was
because of their skills that I ended up having confidence to make the
decision.

 

KROFT: I mean it's been reported that there
was some resistance from advisors and planners who disagreed with the
commando raid approach. Was it difficult for you to overcome that? And
what level of confidence did you have?

PRESIDENT OBAMA:
You know one of the things that we've done here is to build a team that
is collegial and where everybody speaks their mind. And there's not a
lot of snipin' or back-biting after the fact. And what I've tried to do
is make sure that every time I sit down in the situation room, every one
of my advisors around there knows I expect them to give me their best
assessments.

And so the fact that there were some who
voiced doubts about this approach was invaluable, because it meant the
plan was sharper, it meant that we had thought through all of our
options, it meant that when I finally did make the decision, I was
making it based on the very best information.

 

But as I
said, you know, there were sufficient risks involved where it wasn't as
if any of the folks who were voicing doubts were voicing somethin' that I
wasn't already runnin' through in my own head. You know, we understood
that there were some significant risks involved in this.

KROFT: How much did some of the past failures, like the Iran hostage rescue attempt, how did that weigh on you? I mean . . .

PRESIDENT OBAMA: I thought about that.

KROFT: . . . was that a factor?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: Absolutely. Absolutely. No, I mean you think about Black Hawk
Down. You think about what happened with the Iranian rescue. And it, you
know, I am very sympathetic to the situation for other Presidents where
you make a decision, you're making your best call, your best shot, and
something goes wrong -- because these are tough, complicated operations.
And yeah, absolutely. The day before I was thinkin' about this quite a
bit.

KROFT: It sounds like you made a decision that you could accept failure. You didn't want failure but after looking at . . .

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yeah

KROFT:
. . . the 55/45 thing that you mentioned, you must have at some point
concluded that the advantages outweighed the risks . . . .

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: I concluded that it was worth it. And the reason that I
concluded it was worth it was that we have devoted enormous blood and
treasure in fighting back against al Qaeda. Ever since 2001. And even
before with the embassy bombing in Kenya.

 

And so part
of what was in my mind was all those young men that I visited who are
still fighting in Afghanistan. And the families of victims of terrorism
that I talk to. And I said to myself that if we have a good chance of
not completely defeating but badly disabling al Qaeda, then it was worth
both the political risks as well as the risks to our men.

KROFT: How much of it was gut instinct? Did you have personal feelings about whether . . . .

PRESIDENT OBAMA: You know, the thing

KROFT: . . . he was there?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: The thing about gut instinct is if it works, then you think,
"Boy, I had good instincts." If it doesn't, then you're gonna be running
back in your mind all the things that told you maybe you shouldn't have
done it. Obviously I had enough of an instinct that we could be right,
but it was worth doing.

KROFT: After you made the
decision to go ahead, you had like this incredible weekend where you
were you surveyed the tornado damage in Alabama.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Right.

KROFT: You took your family to the shuttle launch and met with people down there. With Gabby . . . .

PRESIDENT OBAMA: With Gabby . . . .

KROFT: . . . Giffords.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Giffords, yeah.

KROFT:
You attended the White House Association dinner. There was a
commencement address. And this was all going on, I mean you knew what
was gonna happen.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yeah. Yeah. The
decision was made. I made the decision Thursday night, informed my team
Friday morning, and then we flew off to look at the tornado damage. To
go to Cape Canaveral, to make a speech, a commencement speech. And then
we had the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday night. So this
was in the back of my mind all weekend.

KROFT: Just the back?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Middle, front.

KROFT: Was it hard keeping your focus?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yes. Yeah.

KROFT:
Did you have to suppress the urge to tell someone? Did you wanna tell
somebody? Did you wanna tell Michelle? Did you tell Michelle?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: You know one of the great successes of this operation was that
we were able to keep this thing secret. And it's a testimony to how
seriously everybody took this operation and the understanding that any
leak could end up not only compromising the mission, but killing some of
the guys that we were sending in there.

And so very few
people in the White House knew. The vast majority of my most senior
aides did not know that we were doing this. And you know, there were
times where you wanted to go around and talk this through with some more
folks. And that just wasn't an option.

 

And during the
course of the weekend, you know, there was no doubt that this was
weighin' on me. But, you know, something I said during the campaign that
I've learned over and over again in this job is the Presidency requires
you to do more than one thing at a time. And it is important for you to
be able to focus on somethin' that matters deeply to you, but still be
able to do the things on a daily basis that are makin' a difference in
people's lives.

 

KROFT: I want to go to the Situation Room. What was the mood?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Tense.

KROFT: People talking?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: Yeah, but doing a lot of listening as well, 'cause we were able
to monitor the situation in real time. Getting reports back from Bill
McRaven, the head of our special forces operations, as well as Leon
Panetta. And you know, there were big chunks of time in which all we
were doin' was just waiting. And it was the longest 40 minutes of my
life with the possible exception of when Sasha got meningitis when she
was three months old, and I was waiting for the doctor to tell me that
she was all right. It was a very tense situation.

KROFT: Were you nervous?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yes.

KROFT: What could you see?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: As I said, we were monitoring the situation. And we knew as
events unfolded what was happening in and around the compound, but we
could not get information clearly about what was happening inside the
compound.

KROFT: Right. And that went on for a long time? Could you hear gunfire?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: We had a sense of when gunfire and explosions took place.

KROFT: Flashes?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: Yeah. And we also knew when one of the helicopters went down in a
way that wasn't according to plan. And, as you might imagine that made
us more tense.

KROFT: So it got off to a bad start?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: Well, it did not go exactly according to planned, but this is
exactly where all the work that had been done anticipating what might go
wrong made a huge difference.

KROFT: There was a backup plan?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: There was a backup plan.

KROFT: You had to blow up some walls?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: We had to blow up some walls.

KROFT: When was the first indication you got that you had found the right place? That bin Laden was in there?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: There was a point before folks had left, before we had gotten
everybody back on the helicopter and were flying back to base, where
they said Geronimo has been killed. And Geronimo was the code name for
bin Laden. And now obviously at that point these guys were operating in
the dark with all kinds of stuff going on so everybody was cautious. But
at that point cautiously optimistic.

KROFT: What was your reaction when you heard those words?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: I was relieved and I wanted to make sure those guys got over the
Pakistan border and landed safely. And I think deeply proud and deeply
satisfied of my team.

KROFT: When did you start to feel comfortable that bin Laden had been killed?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: When they landed we had very strong confirmation at that point
that it was him. Photographs had been taken. Facial analysis indicated
that in fact it was him. We hadn't yet done DNA testing, but at that
point we were 95 percent sure.

KROFT: Did you see the pictures?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yes.

KROFT: What was your reaction when you saw them?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: It was him.

KROFT: Why haven't you released them?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: You know, we discussed this internally. Keep in mind that we are
absolutely certain this was him. We've done DNA sampling and testing.
And so there is no doubt that we killed Osama bin Laden. It is important
for us to make sure that very graphic photos of somebody who was shot
in the head are not floating around as an incitement to additional
violence. As a propaganda tool.

You know, that's not who
we are. You know, we don't trot out this stuff as trophies. You know,
the fact of the matter is this was somebody who was deserving of the
justice that he received. And I think Americans and people around the
world are glad that he's gone. But we don't need to spike the football.
And I think that given the graphic nature of these photos, it would
create some national security risk. And I've discussed this with Bob
Gates and Hillary Clinton and my intelligence teams and they all agree.

KROFT:
There are people in Pakistan, for example, who say, "Look, this is all a
lie. This is another American trick. Osama's not dead."

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: You know, the truth is that - and we're monitoring worldwide
reaction -- there's no doubt that bin Laden is dead. Certainly there's
no doubt among al Qaeda members that he is dead. And so we don't think
that a photograph in and of itself is gonna make any difference. There
are gonna be some folks who deny it. The fact of the matter is, you will
not see bin Laden walkin' on this earth again.

KROFT: Was it your decision to bury him at sea?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: It was a joint decision. We thought it was important to think
through ahead of time how we would dispose of the body if he were killed
in the compound. And I think that what we tried to do was, consulting
with experts in Islamic law and ritual, to find something that was
appropriate that was respectful of the body.

Frankly we
took more care on this than, obviously, bin Laden took when he killed
3,000 people. He didn't have much regard for how they were treated and
desecrated. But that, again, is somethin' that makes us different. And I
think we handled it appropriately.

KROFT: When the mission was over . . .

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Uh-huh.

KROFT: . . . and you walked out of the situation room . . . .

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yeah.

KROFT: . . . what did you do? What was the first thing you did?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: Yeah, I think I walked up with my team, and I just said, "We got
him." And I expressed my profound gratitude and pride to the team that
had worked on this.

I mean keep in mind this is
something, first of all, that that wasn't just our doing. Obviously
since 2001, countless folks in our intelligence community and our
military had worked on this issue. President Bush had obviously devoted a
lot of resources to this, and so there was a cumulative effort and a
testament to the capacity of the United States of America to follow
through. And to do what we said we're gonna do. Even across
administrations, across party lines and the skill with which our
intelligence and military folks operated in this was indescribable.

 

So
it was a moment of great pride for me to see our capacity as a nation
to execute something this difficult this well. And obviously, it also
made me think about those families that I had met previously who had
been so profoundly burdened by the fact that he was still runnin' around
out there.

 

You know, I got a letter the day after, an
e-mail from a young person who had spoken to her dad when she was four
years old before the towers collapsed, he was he was in the building.
And she described what it had been like for the last ten years growing
up, always having that image of her father's -- the sound of her
father's voice, and thinking that she'd never see him again, and
watching her mother weep on the phone. And that's what I thought about.

 

KROFT:
When you announced that bin Laden had been killed last Sunday, you said
"Our counterterrorism cooperation with Pakistan helped lead us to bin
Laden in the compound where he was hiding." Can you be more specific on
that, and how much help did Pakistan actually provide in getting rid of
bin Laden.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: You know, I've gotta be
careful about sources and methods and how we operate and how we pieced
together this intelligence, because we're gonna still be goin' after
terrorists in the future.

What I can say is that
Pakistan, since 9/11, has been a strong counterterrorism partner with
us. There have been times where we've had disagreements. There have been
times where we wanted to push harder, and for various concerns, they
might have hesitated. And those differences are real. And they'll
continue.

 

But the fact of the matter is, is that we've
been able to kill more terrorists on Pakistani soil than just about any
place else. We could not have done that without Pakistani cooperation.
And I think that this will be an important moment in which Pakistan and
the United States gets together and says, "All right, we've gotten bin
Laden, but we've got more work to do. And are there ways for us to work
more effectively together than we have in the past?"

 

And
that's gonna be important for our national security. It doesn't mean
that there aren't gonna be times where we're gonna be frustrated with
Pakistanis. And frankly, there are gonna be times where they're
frustrated with us. You know, they've got not only individual terrorists
there, but there's also a climate inside of Pakistan that sometimes is
deeply anti-American. And it makes it more difficult for us to be able
to operate there effectively.

 

But I do think that it's
important for the American people to understand that we've got a stake
in continuing cooperation from Pakistan on these issues.

KROFT: You didn't tell anybody in the Pakistani government or the military.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: No.

KROFT: Or their intelligence community?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: No.

KROFT: Because you didn't trust?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: As I said, I didn't tell most people here in the White House. I
didn't tell my own family. It was that important for us to maintain
operational security.

KROFT: But you were carrying out this operation in Pakistan.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yeah.

KROFT: You didn't trust 'em?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: If I'm not revealing to some of my closest aides what we're
doin', then I sure as heck am not gonna be revealing it to folks who I
don't know.

KROFT: Right. Now the location of this house, the location of the compound just raises all sorts of questions.

 

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Uh-huh.

KROFT: Do you believe people in the Pakistani government, Pakistani intelligence agencies knew that bin Laden was living there?

 

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: We think that there had to be some sort of support network for
bin Laden inside of Pakistan. But we don't know who or what that support
network was. We don't know whether there might have been some people
inside of government, people outside of government, and that's something
that we have to investigate, and more importantly, the Pakistani
government has to investigate.

And we've already
communicated to them, and they have indicated they have a profound
interest in finding out what kinds of support networks bin Laden might
have had. But these are questions that we're not gonna be able to answer
three or four days after the event. It's gonna take some time for us to
be able to exploit the intelligence that we were able to gather on
site.

And I just want the American people to think about
this. These guys, our guys, go in in the dead of night, it's pitch
black, they're takin' out walls, false doors, gettin' shot at, they
killed bin Laden, and they had the presence of mind to still gather up a
whole bunch of bin Laden's material which will be a treasure trove of
information that could serve us very well in the weeks and months to
come. It's just an indication of the extraordinary work that they did.

 

KROFT: Do you have any sense of what they found there?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: We are now obviously putting everything we've got into analyzing
and evaluatin' all that information. But we anticipate that it can give
us leads to other terrorists that we've been lookin' for for a long
time, other high value targets. But also can give us a better sense of
existing plots that might have been there how they operated and their
methods of communicating.

 

All of this should help us
continue to push harder and harder. And one of the things that I said
when I came into office was we had to remember what our primary focus
was. Who carried out September 11th and how do we make sure that we are
laser-focused on getting them.

We have done a great job
even before we got bin Laden in degrading their capacity. And we now
have the opportunity, we're not done yet, but we've got the opportunity,
I think, to really finally defeat at least Al Qaeda in that border
region between Pakistan and Afghanistan. That doesn't mean that we will
defeat terrorism. It doesn't mean that Al Qaeda hasn't metastasized to
other parts of the world where we've gotta, you know, address operatives
there. But it does mean we've got a chance to, I think, really deliver a
fatal blow to this organization, if we follow through aggressively in
the months to come.

KROFT: Is this the first time that you've ever ordered someone killed?

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: Well, keep in mind that, you know, every time I make a decision
about launching a missile, every time I make a decision about sending
troops into battle, you know, I understand that this will result in
people being killed. And that is a sobering fact. But it is one that
comes with the job.

KROFT: This was one man. This is somebody who's cast a shadow in this place, in the White House for almost a decade.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Right.

PRESIDENT
OBAMA: As nervous as I was about this whole process, the one thing I
didn't lose sleep over was the possibility of taking bin Laden out.
Justice was done. And I think that anyone who would question that the
perpetrator of mass murder on American soil didn't deserve what he got
needs to have their head examined.

 

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Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:24 | 1254167 blindman
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Old & In the Way-Hobo Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWFj86lqfIU
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Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:30 | 1254181 sbenard
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The Propaganda President spoke again? He must be the most overexposed chief executive in history! I think most Americans are now more than ready for the Deceiver in Chief to do us all a favor and keep his mouth SHUT (once his Osama bin Laden campaign tour is complete, of course)!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:29 | 1254183 Hedgetard55
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Stev Kroft gives good head, and Barry loves it.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:25 | 1254296 djsmps
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Steve Kroft looked like he had a hard on durig the interview. He was as giddy as a school girl.

I did like the description he gave of the day it happened. "He played a round of golf. And had to continue the charade of business as usual." That's Obama's daily SOP.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:38 | 1254323 SpeakerFTD
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I'm always a cynic about the MSM, but this interview was a new low in media pandering.  Kroft sounded more like an Obama '12 PR hack then a journalist.   There wasn't one challenging question in there.  The whole thing actually sounded scripted, like Kroft had submitted his "questions" beforehand.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:53 | 1254605 horseman
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Your right.  There were several times obama wasn't answering fast enough and kroft prompted him with the answer.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:27 | 1254187 strannick
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That covers the People Magazine spectrum of issues. Now the Great Telepromter just needs to have a fireside chat about the economy.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:31 | 1254191 sabra1
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what ever happened to Bo-Bo the dog, and Obama Bin Lyin's mother in law?

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:32 | 1254194 Muir
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The man finally does one thing right and you have 25 cunts here criticizing the President.

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Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:10 | 1254244 benb
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That would make sense if his tough guy story were true. The problem is that it is a total farce, nonsense. He should have resigned and left with the male ballerina he rode into town on. (Rahm E.)

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:42 | 1254332 FrankRizzo
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Just because he agreed to do the right thing, doesn’t mean I will give him a break. I still dislike him as a President.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:30 | 1254196 hangemhigh77
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Yeah, Osama Bin Laden did it, yeah he did it.  USA USA USA!!!  Yeah he did it and we got him, that's the ticket.  I believe everything oboner says without question as long as I can get me a cold six pack of Bud and yell, USA USA USA!!  Geez, what is the collective IQ of America now 65? maybe?   I can't even believe people believe this BULLSHIT!!!  I swear I would have bitch slapped him about 25 times during this "interview".  God I'm SICK of thei shit!!!!!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:42 | 1254202 Tail Dogging The Wag
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Count Obama's winks on this interview... some big, fat lies came out of his mouth...

"YO, IT WAS HIM" lol

Trust me " IT WAS HIM" ... still laughing!

We had to dump the evidence fast, mafioso style, in blue waters.

Now, since bin Laden has been dead for ten years, does the playing of the bin Laden card mean WWIII is a go?

USA USA USA WE GOT HIM USA USA USA

They show the stupidest of the stupid on TV, nice job!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:09 | 1254265 Quixotic_Not
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We're the Main Stream Media - We'll publish pablum to the highest bidder!

 

Waggin' the dog since the USS Maine explosion!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:37 | 1254205 Jager06
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In 1938 British writer Hillaire Belloc wrote in his book "The Great Heresies"

"It has always seemed to me possible, even probable, that there would be a resurrection of Islam and that our sons or our grandsons would see the renewal of that tremendous struggle between the Western culture and what has been for a thousand years it's greatest opponent. The suggestion that Islam may re-arise sounds fantastic, but this is only because men are always powerfully affected by their immediate past, one might say they are blinded by it. But not so very long ago, less than one hundred years before the Declaration of Independance, Vienna was taken and only saved by the Christian army under the command of the King of Poland on a date that ought to be among the most famous in history, September 11, 1683."

"Islam is not a normal religion like the other religions in the world, and Muslim nations are not like normal nations. Muslim nations are very special because they have a command from Allah to rule the entire world and to be over every nation in the world.

Islam is a revolutionary faith that comes to destroy any government made by man. Islam doesn't look fora nation to be in better condition than another nation. Islam doesn't care about the land, or who owns the land. The goal of Islam is to rule the entire world and submit all of mankind to the faith of Islam. Any nation or power that gets in the way of that goal, Islam will fight and destroy. In order to fulfill that goal, Islam can use every power available, every way it can be used to bring worldwide revolution. This is Jihad."

~Revered Muslim Scholar Mawlana Sayid Ala Mawdudi, 1905

Obama is a jackass, and Osama was a good start for getting serious about Islam.

Islam needs to be put back in it's place, Hell.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:58 | 1254253 Alcoholic Nativ...
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Fear is the mind killer.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:21 | 1254294 palmereldritch
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And hate is the sheep dog that takes it to slaughter

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:16 | 1254282 Jager06
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HAHAHA! Junk away asshats!

Last were the Afghan Buddhists and today it's the Copts in Egypt.

Here is the April score:

Monthly Jihad Report
April, 2011

 Jihad Attacks:

152

 Countries:

19

 Dead Bodies:

907

 Critically Injured:

1603

 

 

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 00:09 | 1254627 strannick
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Gotta admit I do enjoy watching the government-subsidized intelligensia squirm between their 'all-religions-are-the-same, its-all-good' tolerance; and sharia law spiced up with a sprinkling of Jihad.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:43 | 1254223 Yen Cross
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So that is why obama bread minature horses?    They are easy to beat to death, and That giant (Madagascan Lemur he calls a wife) Can make short ribs out of them!

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 09:18 | 1255122 i-dog
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It's a shame you got junked on your first truly funny post here. "giant Madagascan lemur" ... classic! ... I'm still laughing!!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:47 | 1254232 silberblick
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gullible and stupid ... unfortunately, yes.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:51 | 1254234 Atomizer
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Since I have been talking about children this even.. Sorry Tyler, an inportant event happened this week with no coverage.

http://www.marketskeptics.com/2011/05/default.html

Eric released a video weeks before.

AIGFP's Massive Short Position In Commodities (which now belongs to the government)

Being a PM holder for Gold/Silver. My position didn't change. Did receive an email, I didn't run to liquidate.

 

Sat 04/30/11 6:25 AM

DUMP SILVER NOW. 

Target has been reached.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:52 | 1254236 silberblick
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gullible, stupid and easily hosed, but they are fighting back. See the animation here: http://thesilvergoldhedge.blogspot.com/2011/05/join-sla-to-get-even-and-...

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 01:21 | 1254700 The Navigator
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I've been a member of the SLA since 2007 and pay my dues bi-weekly, no matter what the spot is.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:49 | 1254237 Greenhead
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After a few days of processing I come away feeling let down by it all.  When I think of the trillion plus dollars spent and the employment of the finest military in the world and contrast that with the sad spectacle of the compound in Abottabad I feel like we've been seriously played.  Played by our government, played by Osama and masterfully played by the Pakistani's. 

I mean really, the most hunted man on the planet didn't even have any booby traps?  No pits, no chemicals, no committed troops?  The Paki's had him there so they could collect their $35 billion and we played the game... or got played, even worse.

Wish I felt better about it all.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:56 | 1254246 Greenhead
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So you junk and run with no comment.  Was it because I didn't wave the flag?  Coward.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:18 | 1254285 Yen Cross
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Lets go QUAk QUAk! I'm your HuckleBerry!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:59 | 1254259 Cynthia
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Not even Charlie Sheen inebriated on a fist full of soma could fail to shoot down a sickly old unarmed man in his pajamas. Not even someone with just a few functioning brain cells could possibly construe this as bravery on the part of the SEALs, much less as winning on the part of the US. Not even the combined visionary prowess of Aldous Huxley and George Orwell could possibly dreamed up such a dystopian nightmare for us -- a place where we are so inebriated on state-sponsored soma that we don't have a clue on how to differentiate bravery from cowardice, much less winning from losing.

How long will it take for the soma to wear off so that we can realized that our perception of the world is the opposite of the actual world around us!

These thoughts of mine were inspired by Chris Hedges' piece that he wrote back in 2010 entitled "2011: A Brave New Dystopia"...

http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/2011_a_brave_new_dystopia_20101227/

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:12 | 1254279 Yen Cross
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I shot and Ate you you Green mallard!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 20:57 | 1254249 digalert
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How could Obama kill his brother Osama?

http://goatmilk.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/obama-osama1.jpg

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:07 | 1254272 TK7936
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America wins again!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:29 | 1254277 Johnson Sandwich
Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:13 | 1254281 Yen Cross
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Osama bin Said!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:19 | 1254292 InconvenientCou...
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There are more sick twisted morons commenting on this thread than you can shake a stick at. Traitors who would piss on the constitution in the name of self indulgence.

There is no hope for this nation with a common denominator this low.

Junk away, stink finger. I hope a cosmic ray hits your DNA so your spawn are stillborn.

 

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:46 | 1254579 Flakmeister
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Traitors who would piss on the constitution in the name of self indulgence.

 

Ah cut em some slack, they got over excited after re-seeing Atlas Shrugged this weekend...

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:28 | 1254298 Cistercian
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 Such a toxic meme "justice has been served".

  We are watching the empire devolve into idiocy.It is tragic..the actual enemy is rampant, and looting and pillaging.And instead the people are fed this shit.It is sickening to see it.

   I went to Church today...and listened as the idiot pastor related how he wept when he learned Bin Laden was dead...all the pent up angst just came out he said, as we finally got the mastermind of 911.What a dupe.But this is where we find ourselves....lied to about everything while being enslaved.

 

 

   So many mindlessly rejoicing....as the FRN turns into toilet paper substitute and all decent jobs disappear.

  Amerika.Now officially spelled with a K.

 And yes, it really pisses me off to see the super-villains running unchecked.

 

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:43 | 1254568 Dgthr of Isis
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"JUST US"  has been served.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 00:20 | 1254638 Cistercian
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Amen.

 

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 10:31 | 1255355 Solemn Simulacrum
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Nailed it.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:26 | 1254303 djsmps
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If you watched NBC nightly news tonight, there is a new Emmanuel Goldstein.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:27 | 1254304 djsmps
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WTF?--double post

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:18 | 1254516 mynhair
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Doubled cuz you are an impatient shit.  Open another ZH.

Better yet, wait until the server processes, ya moron.

clicker dickers.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:30 | 1254305 Bear
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Knowing that Obama knew where Osama was in August kinda takes the luster off his words.

And knowing that they started calling him Usama to avoid confusion with the Manipulator and Chief leads me to question the authenticity of his words.

Long Live the Emperor.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:30 | 1254312 woolybear1
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what a pack of morons. I'll bet you all have at least five ounces of pure silver

in your underwear. 

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:39 | 1254325 Dr. Porkchop
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KROFT: How long exactly did it take to thaw Bin Laden's body out, and were you worried about freezer burn?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Let me be clear; that's a trick question, because it's two questions. It took one week to thaw him and another few days for make up to do a workup on him. We hired the best people, the ones that did M.J's makeup on the Thriller set... I dig MJ, because not only does his music rock, but he slowly turned to a white guy, much like me.

KROFT: ..er..

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:37 | 1254326 Dr. Gonzo
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"Steve. We couldn't show you pictures of his body cause it had so much freezer burn on it. We did however find a tall thin old man with a salt and pepper beard in Pakistan so we decided to act and send in Seal Team 6 to shoot him in the face while he was in bed in his pajamas. It was important to act quickly since the dollar index was at an all time low plus we need a couple trillion extra for the debt ceiling  and had to have the biggest distraction possible. Anyways. Turns out he was a black dude so no way we could doctor a photo. We just dumped his corpse in the ocean and called it good. It was all pretty exciting and we all had a good laugh plus right before I gave the announcement we had all our insiders short silver in Asia and it dropped $5 in 30 seconds right before I announced. Then we spent the next week attacking commodities and making a fortune for all our inside friends. It's been a great week for us Steve. We'll probably raid more homes like these and start shooting random people in the face as part of our expanding war on terror to keep the homeland safe and put the fear of death in everyone. As you know I was given the Noble Peace prize and I intend to use this thing."

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:46 | 1254340 Atomizer
Sun, 05/08/2011 - 21:59 | 1254359 Tail Dogging The Wag
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They've changed the story so many times, now Obama can't even get it right.

tarpley.net

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHhCcID1kKM&NR=1

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:07 | 1254384 buzzsaw99
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Who could stomach watching sixty minutes of Obama? :snark:

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:11 | 1254393 FriedEggs
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What a great capture on 'their' day - May 1st (1776)

Now we know why Kate&William postponed there honeymoon...I'm sure Saturday, April 30 (real occult ritual wedding night) would've been interesting.

But back to Osama - it wouldnt surprise me if 'they' release an audio message from his grave sometime in the future...

Fried(e)

You ever get the feeling like your in someone else's dream?

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:11 | 1254395 Bartanist
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Ya know, the opposite of love is not hate. It is aparthy ... and I don't care enough about "the teleprompter" to even listen to him anymore.

It has gotten very old.

One gets a much truer picture of him if one ignores what he says and simply observes his actions. At least one cannot be mislead by his lies.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:21 | 1254420 Lndmvr
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Don't swear much but this @$$%*^)*(&_)_(&*^$%^$#$ can kiss my ass when bringing up family members for propaganda.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:25 | 1254422 nah
nah's picture

we went into pakistan and took our shot at OBL putting spys in place flying choppers in foreign airspace and Obama pushing the button makes it even harder

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i dont believe it hes buried in kabul under the presidential palace or green zone thing.... like national treasure

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:28 | 1254423 BKbroiler
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RIP zerohedge.  

I never minded every poster on here being republican, but at least we used to get the smart ones, not this dreck.  You fucking people are retarded.  Really, OBL was in a freezer?  Or he's the president's cousin?   I'm just going to drink myself stupid so I can at least comprehend your sentences.  bottoms up.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:41 | 1254452 booboo
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were you drunk the day you voted for him? If not, you are just plain stupid. Other than that you seem to understand the verses without the drink... stupid.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:51 | 1254466 BKbroiler
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that's where you're wrong, Cletus. I voted for Elvis as usual.  And when you call someone stupid, but use it as a noun instead of an adjective, it makes you sound, well... stupid.  It is to my great dismay that the armies of drudge have taken over, because in the last year I have learned so much from the constituents of your party who A) have and exercise critical thinking skills and B) are intelligent enough to convince you poor backwards idiots to consistently vote against your own interests and towards theirs a la Joe Plumber and enrich themselves in the process.  You get what you deserve.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:49 | 1254463 buzzsaw99
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I heard Blankfein keeps owebama bin preznit's testicles in his desk.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:18 | 1254527 BKbroiler
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I just noticed that was supposed to be a reply to my post.  Try harder. 

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:55 | 1254476 Quixotic_Not
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True, there's probably no direct familial relation of Obama to Osama, but they're definately closer in genealogy and religion than say Obama is to someone born in the USofA (which it appears Obalma wasn't).

Put that in your bong and smoke it, perhaps then you'll have a clue...

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:21 | 1254532 BKbroiler
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"definately". "Put that in your bong and smoke it". "probably no direct familial relation of Obama to Osama".

I'm speechless.  Down the hatch. 

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:07 | 1254487 Dr. Porkchop
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How did you convince everyone at ZH to tell you how they vote?

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:17 | 1254511 Quixotic_Not
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He didn't, he's letting his partisan prejudice show...

Personally, I don't vote since I'm an AMERICAN, not Democrat -or- Republican.

A man without a country is appears...

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:26 | 1254540 BKbroiler
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"is appears"

That's it, I'm calling your mom (on speed dial).  She must have least sent you towards school.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:37 | 1254556 Quixotic_Not
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That's what I get for typing and not proof reading, again...

Then again, perhaps it's the second Toaster Lager/Chivas Regal boilermaker starting to get the best of me!

It's your darn fault for bringing up the idea of getting drunk, what with all the bullshit being sprayed about...

QN out!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:45 | 1254576 BKbroiler
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BK out as well. I'm so hammered I'm hitting on redneck chicks on the "innernets".  Time to log out before I get banned again. 

 

peace, ya fuckin retards.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:39 | 1254440 Lndmvr
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A O icon just for this story.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:38 | 1254444 mynhair
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Amazing how people have forgotten the KKK was a Lib invention.

 

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:02 | 1254481 BKbroiler
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Let's ask the KKK how many "libs" they hang with.  right.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:22 | 1254526 mynhair
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Byrd.

SCOTUS dissents based on Jim Crow laws.

Get a life.

'Saturday Nite Special' bans were based on Jim Crow laws to keep cheap weapons out of the hands of coloureds.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:31 | 1254547 BKbroiler
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Byrd?  If you mean that I'm a girl, you are incorrect.  Chicks do things like use cute kitties as their avatar.  I'm getting so drunk you're starting to sound smart. show me your tits. 

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:38 | 1254558 Quixotic_Not
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Show me your tits

I think I'm starting to understand you...

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:43 | 1254460 lsd
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war theater

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:50 | 1254469 benb
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"OBL was in a freezer?..."

That's what Steve Pieczenik M.D. PhD, Colonel U.S. Army (ret) advisor to five presidents and the man who wrote the book on modern Psyche Warfare stated back in 2002. Former Secretary of State Madeline Albright re-iterated this before the 2004 elections. Many other sources in the Federal Government have said the same. Turn off the T.V. and at least listen to his interviews before passing judgment. I don’t think Pieczenik would have come forward like he has recently unless something very bad is in the works… And have a drink for me as well, because the government is that fucked up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0pM5FoYbs&feature=related

 

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:06 | 1254492 BKbroiler
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you sir, are an idiot.  That's your source? A fucking you tube video?  Madeleine Albright said no such thing, first of all.  Secondly,  would you stand up in front of a group of rational people and actually admit to believing this nonsense?  Of course not, but in anonymous internet land, anything is possible. 5 drinks and I still need more to keep up. hiccup.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:17 | 1254525 Quixotic_Not
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No moron, his source is; Steve Pieczenik M.D. PhD, Colonel U.S. Army (ret) advisor to five presidents and the man who wrote the book on modern Psyche Warfare stated back in 2002.

I hope you're already drunk, because your reading comprehension is shit already...

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:33 | 1254550 BKbroiler
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I'm plastered.  It's starting to help me understand your grammar. 

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:09 | 1254493 Cistercian
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 I am finding alcohol, even consumed in mass quantities, insufficient to reduce the magnitude of the EPIC FAIL the .gov is currently in.

 

  I have read Pieczenik's stuff...I believe him.I have thought since 2001 Bin Laden was dead of his various afflictions.Living until 2011 would have been an amazing feat considering his condition.

 

 I will have a drink on your behalf right now...because it really IS that bad.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:18 | 1254515 BKbroiler
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Drink on your behalf right now

Fuck that.  If you believe that idiot, you must be drinking gasoline, and I draw lines with the quality of my booze. Do me a favor, douse me with it and light a match.  Can't be more painful than reading these comments.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:22 | 1254531 Cistercian
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 You should talk to his previous employers about his veracity and lack of acumen then.

   His resume is EPIC.

 Good luck impugning him considering what he has been entrusted with in the past.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:41 | 1254572 Quixotic_Not
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Pretty amazing, isn't it?

That someone of his caliber would say such things?

Pretty said state of events when media whores and an illegitimate president get more cred...

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:46 | 1254586 Cistercian
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 I respect him tremendously for speaking out.I hope he does not end up in a landfill.These people play for keeps.He is very brave...and yes, it is a VERY bad omen he is talking.

 

  Events are getting completely out of hand.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:55 | 1254604 Cistercian
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 By definition, the media whores always get more attention.It's their job.

   And yes, it is sad...and frankly evil.How are people supposed to know what the heck is going on with 24/7 propaganda?Sad days indeed!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:50 | 1254598 Yen Cross
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The opposite of im. is re. REPUGNANT.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:46 | 1254585 Yen Cross
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I prefer kerosene. On a lighter note, are you professing a trade, or just venting?

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 22:51 | 1254472 lsd
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the leader. fuck.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:14 | 1254507 Cistercian
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In German leader is Fuhrer.

  Yikes!!!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:21 | 1254535 mynhair
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Sieg Heil!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:12 | 1254501 indio007
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I think that anyone who would question that the perpetrator of mass murder on American soil didn't deserve what he got needs to have their head examined.

 

Yes Obama your right!

Anyone that believes in due process needs re-education.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:22 | 1254537 mynhair
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Bummer, thought someone was murdered on Amerikan Idle.

My mistake.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:14 | 1254512 SobaYobonay
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I'd rather listen to his boss Bernanke.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:27 | 1254543 neelyfallon
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That's right our Kenyan born, Muslim, Socialist, Facist, & Con-man President took out OBL.

Suck it bitches. How's life in your mother's basement? Gheez. ZH has become the last resort of masterbator losers.

Time to move on to reality. & hey get this! PM : Gold and Silver...priced in dollars. Whoo Hoo  your PM trades in the fiat value. Ugh! This place really sucks!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:30 | 1254549 mynhair
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Trying to rewrite Animal House for current times.

Remakes are the bomb, apparently.

Having a hard time with 'drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to go through life'.

Thinking drunk no longer applies.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:48 | 1254592 Yen Cross
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John Belushi !

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:55 | 1254606 mynhair
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Think he's dead.  But it is HollyWeird.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:47 | 1254589 mynhair
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Parting thought:

Herman Cain in 2012, to show the Libs what a black man can really do.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 23:55 | 1254603 Yen Cross
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Those petulent idiots are scum. I will always back you up.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 00:05 | 1254608 mynhair
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U funny. U must be at 'charliechrist.com'.

Yes, that loser ex-gov is hawking a slime lawyer website.

"Let me hug that ODammer one more time!"

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 00:06 | 1254623 Dgthr of Isis
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I can't stand to watch BHO either. He looks sooooo uncomfortable, reminds me of Mr. Bushit --- body language says a thousand words.  I don't know what the "TRUTH" is, but it is obvious that what comes from BHO's mouth on mainstream medii is NOT it and that has seemed true from the very start.  One look at his campaign "sponsors" and then being spammed by his campaign "producers" during that process was enough to vote for Nadir, even tho he did not stand a chance, whether or not he would have made a good POTUS.

At this point, I don't really think it matters if some RepubliCON "Post Turtle" gets to the White House or anyone else. They have ALL been bought or they would not be able to get anywhere in a Fed Election. The PTB have decided who they want for their next "fall guy" and any politician who gets bought is a sleep walker just like all the people who vote for them, RepubliCON OR DemoCRAP.

POST TURTLE

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher who caught his hand in a gate while working with cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually, the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
"You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 01:28 | 1254710 geekgrrl
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What a great metaphor! Thanks for that...

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 00:07 | 1254625 mynhair
Mon, 05/09/2011 - 00:10 | 1254629 mynhair
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Dear ODammer,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djg0j_ye28A

Ooops, worth a repeat anyway.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 00:18 | 1254640 BernankeHasHemo...
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There is no limit to the evil that this criminal will do along with his henchmen, Geithner and Bernanke.

One
Big
A$$
Mistake
America

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 00:21 | 1254646 Dgthr of Isis
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We've done DNA sampling and testing.

yeah RIIIIIIGHT!!!! LMBO! --- but that "data" will not be released for "National Security" reasons. . . .

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 01:24 | 1254703 geekgrrl
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This whole thing is a huge doubleplusgood clusterfuck, chock full of blowback potential.

OBL may have taken credit for 9/11, but there is no way whatsoever that he was able to bring down building 7. That building came down through the use of explosives. Even the FBI couldn't make a case against OBL. It was so obviously a false flag op that people who point to OBL as the "mastermind" are completely brainwashed or are working for .gov. Obama is such a poor liar that even the hardcore dems are seeing right through it. 2012 prediction: lowest voter turnout percentage ever.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 01:39 | 1254721 Milton Waddams
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I would enjoy playing high stakes poker with President Obama.  Dude has a huge tell.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 02:13 | 1254736 banksterhater
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Obama: GFY !

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 02:34 | 1254749 rich_wicks
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STEVE KROFT: Mr. President, was this the most satisfying week of your Presidency?

And blah blah blah blah.

Tyical interview of our "press".  Our "media".

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 06:08 | 1254818 Manipulism
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Cost of Bin Laden Deception: US$3 Trillion

As we mark Osama bin Laden's death, what's striking is how much he cost our nation--and how little we've gained from our fight against him. By conservative estimates, bin Laden cost the United States at least $3 trillion over the past 15 years, counting the disruptions he wrought on the domestic economy, the wars and heightened security triggered by the terrorist attacks he engineered, and the direct efforts to hunt him down. – The Atlantic

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 06:48 | 1254838 billwilson
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Fun to see all the right wingers, whose guy had 8 years to get OBL and couldn't, throw hissy fits because Obama actually succeeded.

 

Not with Obama on a lot of economic stuff, but on this he did well. To deny this is to deny reality - something of course the right wing is very good at doing.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 08:10 | 1254917 Natasha
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So what will OBL's death, faked or real, change?

Will the Patriot Act be repealed? Nope.

Will porno-scanners and the feel us up brigade at the airport go away? If "they" get their way, it will be ramped up. Schumer already is screaming for a no ride list for Amtrac.

Will the wars in Afganistan, Iraq and Pakistan end? No way.

Will Fusion Centers be disbanded? No.

Will DHS shrink? Not a chance in Hell.

Will the surveillance cameras be pulled down? Bah.

 

It's all a political stunt to make Obama look like a tough guy to please the chicken hawks. Nothing more. Nothing less. In this case, there really is nothing to see other than a pandering, narcissistic president desperate for votes. He has nothing else to campaign on.  He's been a sham and a liar from day one. If by some small chance this is the one time Obama is telling the truth, it's irrelevant. In the scheme of things, OBL's death is a nothing burger.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 08:26 | 1254968 highwaytoserfdom
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Look at his eyes......   enough said.     Now today WSJ burries inventory numbers CNBS on McDonalds fails to mentions 62K jobs added.. Herman Cain FED running and pumped by POMO.. government raises margins on silver.   Everything is ok a Food analyst states McDonalds  people are spending tax returns there...   Think about that one.. Zerohedge subjected to   vicios  attacks for reporting the truth on FED, debt and dollar crash. . 

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 09:56 | 1255247 Smiley
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Every question and answer was asked and answered ahead of time by Odrama's telepromter programers.  60 mins may as well as put a DVD in and pressed play.  The US media is a cruel joke and it's people are the punchline.

Remember; "Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 13:03 | 1255992 BiggestSwingingDick
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An investment site full or Obama hating birthers? What a shock. 

 

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