Full Complaint Against DSK Released, Detailing Allegation Of Forced Oral And Anal Sex, And Much More

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Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:22 | 1279515 MonsterZero
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I'd say check her bank accounts for payments from Goldman's but I'm sure payment was delivered in gold.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:25 | 1279528 Ahmeexnal
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Newsflash: DSK has hired Polanski's lawyer.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:26 | 1279546 Careless Whisper
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I'm having a little trouble understanding the "forced oral" and "submit to anal sex", coinciding with the charge of "attempted rape". 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:34 | 1279574 dr_teeth
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If questioned about this matter in the future, I will simply refer the questioner back to this release. W. Buffett

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:21 | 1279789 Missing_Link
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We need to cut the poor guy some slack.  He was only providing liquidity.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:03 | 1279946 ihedgemyhedges
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Wrong!!  Cut him slack because MTV records indicate that this was playing in his room prior to the episode.  MTV has messed the whole world up now!!!!!!!


Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:51 | 1280121 Fish Gone Bad
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He was not raping her, he was merely showing her (up close and personal) how bankers help people/countries.  For Christ's sake, it wasn't like he was raping a poodle.  </humor>

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 15:07 | 1280192 Ben Dover
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just wanted you to know we appreciate your input.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:35 | 1279597 Keri at Bankste...
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"Rape" is vaginal.  Other forced acts are "sodomy" or "sexual assault."

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:45 | 1279649 Careless Whisper
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seems like you are correct.

§ 130.50 Criminal sexual act in the first degree.
A person is guilty of criminal sexual act in the first degree when he
or she engages in oral sexual conduct or anal sexual conduct with
another person:
1. By forcible compulsion; or
2. Who is incapable of consent by reason of being physically helpless;
3. Who is less than eleven years old; or
4. Who is less than thirteen years old and the actor is eighteen years
old or more.
Criminal sexual act in the first degree is a class B felony.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 10:24 | 1279740 Don Birnam
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Dominique -- Bienvenue à l'Amérique !

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 16:15 | 1280462 Rick64
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 I would've thought anal penetration would be considered rape. Crazy.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:05 | 1279877 Azannoth
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It's still seems funny that you can get charged on 10 counts, for doing essentially 1 act, and get convicted on all accounts = x10 prison sentence, so you get like 20 years for 'almost rape'

So let's say you kill a guy by slashing his throat you would be charged with

- unconsensual personal conduct

- aggravated bodily harm

- use of a deadly object

- causing permanent physical damage

- not calling an Ambulance at the scene of crime

- not calling Police to give your self up (resisting arrest)

- ... etc.

- finally causing death

At what point does this become ridiculous ? It was all made up just to give the 'law' a bargaining chip, tell us everything you know and we 'migth' drop a few charges and you only get 2 years instead of 200

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 15:45 | 1280335 WaterWings
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Which is why being a prosecutor is so easy these days. You would be considered insane not to plea your way out. Hence, our prison-industrial complex.

It won't stop until the bread and circus runs out; which is too late.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:33 | 1280048 PeterSchump
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They do it if they cannot get the conviction on the first two for whatever reason.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:27 | 1279539 nope-1004
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Old goofy dude acting like a pornstar.  Bankster thug and sick ass prick.


Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:48 | 1279873 NuYawkFrankie
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What? No French Kissing????

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:29 | 1279516 carbonmutant
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Greek Aid Level Hinges on Asset Sales


Makes you wonder what assets they were offering DSK...

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:25 | 1279807 MarketTruth
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Be careful talking about ASSets, as DSK appears to like it Greek style.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:24 | 1279520 Cleanclog
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He is, of course, disgusting if this is true.  But why didn't she use her chompers on his dick?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:28 | 1279556 Alex Kintner
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Clearly, a blood spurt from this prick would be HIV charged.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:34 | 1279572 Boop
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because she didn't want his blood in her mouth?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:38 | 1279608 Herman Strandsc...
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The poor lass was probably too scared of violence before gathering her thoughts and decided to flee for help? If a cop asked you to put your hands up in the air would you punch him/her? No-you would concede or leg it.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:48 | 1279646 Natasha
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What kind of revenge would a rapist extract for too much tooth action?


Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:53 | 1279687 Bam_Man
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I don't know, but he would thereafter be known as "Les Johnson".

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:50 | 1279892 goldfish1
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Clever. Les Miserables might work as well.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:23 | 1279521 vast-dom
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i can write or say anything repeat anything and it can't ever be doubted because if i can imagine it, irrespective of how perverted and depraved, chances are good that sooner or later these quasi-predictions may accord with reality.

Next up: decapitations and fornications with bloody wounds and defecation down bloody necks by (_______).


360 Days of Salo are here.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:36 | 1279581 AcidRastaHead
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Meh, that's the most perverted and depraved you can imagine?  Poop and Blood?  Where's the emotion?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:48 | 1279650 vast-dom
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emotion is overrated in our porn culture. mind fucking is too complex. ask DSK. at best he did a Bad Lieutenant and said "show me how you suck (____)!"

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:25 | 1279525 Cognitive Dissonance
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I thought the day time soaps didn't start until after lunch.

Maybe they will spin this one off as "All My Banker's".

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:01 | 1279714 Manthong
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This could turn out to be more of a game show than soap.

Maybe "I've Got a Secret".

I'll bet the administration swoops in and saves his sorry butt for some benign exile.

God only know what dirt he has on the scheme to drive the globe into a unified monetary system.

You've got to have a big time God complex to get into that sort of predicament.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:51 | 1279886 Whatta
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When do the cartoon bears get a video out of this?

And makes the "sex-crazed poodle" algore look rather tame? DSK is a sex crazed Pit Bull?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:25 | 1279531 Antifederalist
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The IMF.  Countries,..... women, what is the difference?  Sodomize and rape em all.  Nice people the International Financial types.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:25 | 1279540 MonsterZero
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He thought she was Irish.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:08 | 1279734 serotonindumptruck
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I think you meant Greek.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:43 | 1279858 downrodeo
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Seriously, how shocked should we actually be? These are the people who can and do economically hijack and decimate entire nations as their occupation. These people don't believe in anything (save their own personal power, of course).

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 16:21 | 1280493 Rick64
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 True, I think many would be surprised at the deviant acts some of these people have committed, sadly this one is probably lame compared to others that won't see the light of day.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:23 | 1279532 Saxxon
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As I said, if he 'finished' it's much more likely a setup imvho.

It takes time for a 62 YO to get off; which suggests acquiescence followed by crying wolf.

That said, time to move on to more interesting topics.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:26 | 1279547 Cognitive Dissonance
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While I tend to agree about DSK being targeted, which doesn't mean he is innocent by any stretch, have you never heard of premature Popov?

The Vodka I mean.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:42 | 1279634 gall batter
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"It takes time for a 62 YO to get off"--should i google this?  is your info scientific and/or based on your own experience?  just wondering, curious as i am.  

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:00 | 1279698 ElvisDog
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Oh please. So, the housekeeper went to work that day thinking "Gee, I hope I get to have sex with a 62 year-old flabby white guy who likes it rough". Or maybe she was asking for it because her housekeeper outfit is so provocative?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:04 | 1279719 trav7777
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that's because you're putting yourself into his shoes.  Don't do that.

That is the biggest mistake people make when they attempt to "understand" the crimes of others. 

People like this act as if they have impunity.  They are not conceiving of the assault as an actionable crime

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:45 | 1279855 aheady
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Right on, Trav.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:04 | 1279941 hardcleareye
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"It takes time for a 62 YO to get off;"

lolololololol ....the young and the dumb, rolling eyes and shaking head..but thank you for the laugh!!!!

Being married for 35 plus years (to the same man) I can assure you that my 66 year old husband is just as "vigorous" as he was in his thirties (given the right stimulation things can and do happen very quickly on a routine basis!!) and the only diminishing factor of age has been the "recovery time" between orgasms (it takes at least 12 hours now and a power nap).  Of course he is healthy, fit, has a good diet and never smoked, been a heavy drinker or done drugs....

I would recommend you read, Dr Ruth Sex After 50.


Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:35 | 1280054 gall batter
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now, we're getting somewhere.  thanks, hardcleareye.  for the a priori vs. a posteriori.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:28 | 1279542 dugorama
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because she feared for her life? 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:48 | 1279548 hedgeless_horseman
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I am guessing a cocktail including cocaine, viagra, and midazolam, shaken with 1.5 oz Remy Martin VSOP, 1.5 oz Dubonnet, and .5 oz Green Chartreuse, served in a chilled deep champagne saucer.

Should work better when the target is already french and a pervert.  Wait 10 minutes, and present with young chamber maid.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:26 | 1279549 Dr. Impossible
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Hmmm...no mention of immigration status?....green card? what kinda people get jobs in this country anymore?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:33 | 1279582 Boop
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All I've seen so far is her being reported as being "an immigrant from Africa".

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:36 | 1279583 velobabe
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that is a little derogatory, your words about what kind of people get jobs like this. now start to blame her for his actions. that is usually how it happens. you call rape or fraud, and the defendants attack your character, especially if you are a female. had it happen to me. thick skinned, though† i bet she doesn't have a history, because she came forth with details. it is very hard to stand up for yourself, if you are female and know you did not aggravate the assault. but, she will get it by  revenged served cold.

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