Full Obama State Of The Union Address

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WaterWings's picture

I just wanted to see if the Prostitute-in-Chief was going to mention gun laws and common sense in the same sentence.

That, too, is what sets us apart as a nation.

I guess we're still exceptional.

nmewn's picture

I saw it too...I couldn't go on.

The constitutional law professor speaketh of what he knows not.

New_Meat's picture

jobs, jobs, civility, freeze, jobs, deficit reduction, civility, transparency, gun control, jobs, civility, hic, bipartisanship, civility, jobs, civility, ... er ... hic, jobs, hic, civilllitee, hic

Who talked me into thish dam game?


nmewn's picture

Yeah, I was going to attempt a drunk blog post on it...I gagged on democracy...threw up on his trading bodies for pandering points in Tucson...then it was all over except the clean up.

New_Meat's picture

I'm forcing myself to watch real-time.

Just did the "superbowl" line, I'm with the Packers-'White House on three'.


WaterWings's picture

Barry left out one thing:

"Americans must drink more Kool-aid."

WaterWings's picture

"Republicans tell you that a little almond flavor in your Kool-aid is something to be afraid of. I wanna know what they're talking about."


El Hosel's picture

  Nice Tyler..... ZH is first in the news that matters, even when the said news really doesn't matter!


Cognitive Dissonance's picture

For crying out loud, Obama's speech is even longer than Cognitive Dissonance's last article. At least CD had some pretty pictures to look at. :>)

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

He checked.

CD - 3,942 words and pretty pictures.

Obama - 6,823 words and 535 blood suckers, 9 Supreme's, the Joint Chiefs of Staff and various other hanger-on's.

CD demands an apology from those who said he writes long. :>)

Hulk's picture

We are all, very, very sorry...

Hephasteus's picture

I'm a hell of alot sorrier than Hulk. He's just not being sincere. Make him cry. LOL

andybev01's picture

I'd rather see boehner cry than Pelosi signaling her alien overlords with her creepy blinking morse code.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

You're just saying that. CD can tell. :>)

Salinger's picture

I think I caught a glimpse of Project Mahem in the gallery

New_Meat's picture

Trying to match up to Fidel's standard.

pods's picture

I see that CD is enjoying Third Person Tuesday.  Pods likes Third Person Tuesday too.

"Jimmy really likes Elaine."


Pants McPants's picture

Read you article earlier today, CD.  Enjoyed it - thanks for sharing it.  As a (relative) newbie to the site I unfortunately missed the brilliance of the contributors you mentioned/mourn....but I am pleased to know you will continue to contribute. 

The trolls will get bored - keep up the good work.

frankoo's picture

  If  you watched, you got to see, that the first lady has good "Back".

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

CD would rather engage in religious self mutilation rituals. Less pain involved.

Convolved Man's picture


As an American, I am especially proud that after the next shuttle flight NASA will no longer have an operational man rated launch vehicle, and will not even be able to launch a chimpanzee into orbit -- something they accomplished almost 50 years ago.

seabiscuit's picture

@CD  I read ALL of your postings and enjoy all of them, but sadly, you are not as popular.

I suggest that you add a heaping helping of a festering pile to your words, emply half truths, and a pinch of empty promises.

Yes you can!-


Cognitive Dissonance's picture

CD agrees.

Lowest common denominator.....bitchez. And plenty of naked women. :>)

bankonzhongguo's picture

I want to supportive and interested, but this guy and his wrecking crew have no positive impact upon the realities of my world, my country, my economy, or my community.

The opposite of love is not hate - its apathy.

I just don't care what that character says. 

He's lied too much too often.

It would be a sign of mental illness to put any more trust into this administration, or congress for that matter.

Good luck to everyone.

bob_dabolina's picture

I stopped at "Mr. Speaker"

I know the rest of it is probably just regurgitated bullshit.

topcallingtroll's picture

You didnt miss anything. I want my ten minutes back.

hedgeless_horseman's picture

We are poised for progress. Two years after the worst recession most of us have ever known, the stock market has come roaring back. (POMO/monetization) Corporate profits are up. The economy is growing again.

...followed by...

But we have never measured progress by these yardsticks alone. We measure progress by the success of our people. By the jobs they can find and the quality of life those jobs offer. By the prospects of a small business owner who dreams of turning a good idea into a thriving enterprise. By the opportunities for a better life that we pass on to our children (NO POMO/no monetization).

What contradiction?


We need to get behind this innovation. And to help pay for it, I’m asking Congress to eliminate the billions in taxpayer dollars we currently give to oil companies. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but they’re doing just fine on their own. So instead of subsidizing yesterday’s energy, let’s invest in tomorrow’s.  Allow me to once again remind everyone that subsidies subsidize the consumers, not the producers.  

That’s why we’ve ended the unwarranted taxpayer subsidies that went to banks, and used the savings to make college affordable for millions of students. Either he is high, or has not read any of Tyler's articles on POMO commissions.


A government that lives within its means.  And a unicorn in every manger!   Good night.

NOTW777's picture

gee, how long will he milk the tucson shooting

another campaign/memorial service

KnightsofNee's picture

lol! The state of our union is strong. And what is the combined national debt, both funded and unfunded liabilities? What a douche!

NOTW777's picture

he could just tell the truth:

we're broke, ben is running a ponzi scheme, big banks and unions are doing great and we have no leadership

FLUSA.com's picture

Obama just awoke from a cold sweat....realizing he REALLY IS the President of the US and not simply playing some SimCity/Farmvile game.....

Ivanovich's picture

Kudos to ZH.  Thank you for saving me the time in listening to that chump on television.  Now I can spend my time doing something productive. 



WestVillageIdiot's picture

" Now I can spend my time doing something productive. "

Like spanking the monkey.  At least you get a little exercise.  Listening to this empty suit provides no benefit to the listener.  In fact it does harm.  Your blod pressure will go up.  Your hatred of humanity will rise.  And the realization that we are truly fucked will probably keep you from getting a good night's rest. 

djsmps's picture

I'm 58. That may be the worst State of the Union address I've heard. I don't think I listened to any of Bush's speeches, though.


It says nothing. We're screwed.

topcallingtroll's picture

Boring predictable platitudes. I cant believe i read that.....now seriously....what is paris hilton up to?

WestVillageIdiot's picture

I couldn't read it.  I just couldn't.  I spent ten minutes pulling rogue hairs out of my testicles.  It was much more rewarding. 

topcallingtroll's picture

Hmmm.....maybe i will give it a try.

WestVillageIdiot's picture

You want to pull rogue hairs out of my testicles?  That is sick.

topcallingtroll's picture

Well...you made it sound kinda interesting. Same.time next year?

WestVillageIdiot's picture

I'll be the one wearing the leather mask. 

seabiscuit's picture

That is a requisite part of the enhanced TSA pat down.

Alex De Large's picture

and that's why I come to ZH