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Here is the text of President Barack Obama’s State of the Union Address as prepared for delivery at 9 p.m. ET.

Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, distinguished guests, and fellow Americans:

Tonight I want to begin by congratulating the men and women of the
112th Congress, as well as your new Speaker, John Boehner. And as we
mark this occasion, we are also mindful of the empty chair in this
Chamber, and pray for the health of our colleague – and our friend –
Gabby Giffords.

It’s no secret that those of us here tonight have had our differences
over the last two years. The debates have been contentious; we have
fought fiercely for our beliefs. And that’s a good thing. That’s what a
robust democracy demands. That’s what helps set us apart as a nation.

But there’s a reason the tragedy in Tucson gave us pause. Amid all
the noise and passions and rancor of our public debate, Tucson reminded
us that no matter who we are or where we come from, each of us is a part
of something greater – something more consequential than party or
political preference.

We are part of the American family. We believe that in a country
where every race and faith and point of view can be found, we are still
bound together as one people; that we share common hopes and a common
creed; that the dreams of a little girl in Tucson are not so different
than those of our own children, and that they all deserve the chance to
be fulfilled.

That, too, is what sets us apart as a nation.

Now, by itself, this simple recognition won’t usher in a new era of
cooperation. What comes of this moment is up to us. What comes of this
moment will be determined not by whether we can sit together tonight,
but whether we can work together tomorrow.

I believe we can. I believe we must. That’s what the people who sent
us here expect of us. With their votes, they’ve determined that
governing will now be a shared responsibility between parties. New laws
will only pass with support from Democrats and Republicans. We will move
forward together, or not at all – for the challenges we face are bigger
than party, and bigger than politics.

At stake right now is not who wins the next election – after all, we
just had an election. At stake is whether new jobs and industries take
root in this country, or somewhere else. It’s whether the hard work and
industry of our people is rewarded. It’s whether we sustain the
leadership that has made America not just a place on a map, but a light
to the world.

We are poised for progress. Two years after the worst recession most
of us have ever known, the stock market has come roaring back. Corporate
profits are up. The economy is growing again.

But we have never measured progress by these yardsticks alone. We
measure progress by the success of our people. By the jobs they can find
and the quality of life those jobs offer. By the prospects of a small
business owner who dreams of turning a good idea into a thriving
enterprise. By the opportunities for a better life that we pass on to
our children.

That’s the project the American people want us to work on. Together.

We did that in December. Thanks to the tax cuts we passed, Americans’
paychecks are a little bigger today. Every business can write off the
full cost of the new investments they make this year. These steps, taken
by Democrats and Republicans, will grow the economy and add to the more
than one million private sector jobs created last year.

But we have more work to do. The steps we’ve taken over the last two
years may have broken the back of this recession – but to win the
future, we’ll need to take on challenges that have been decades in the
making.

Many people watching tonight can probably remember a time when
finding a good job meant showing up at a nearby factory or a business
downtown. You didn’t always need a degree, and your competition was
pretty much limited to your neighbors. If you worked hard, chances are
you’d have a job for life, with a decent paycheck, good benefits, and
the occasional promotion. Maybe you’d even have the pride of seeing your
kids work at the same company.

That world has changed. And for many, the change has been painful.
I’ve seen it in the shuttered windows of once booming factories, and the
vacant storefronts of once busy Main Streets. I’ve heard it in the
frustrations of Americans who’ve seen their paychecks dwindle or their
jobs disappear – proud men and women who feel like the rules have been
changed in the middle of the game.

They’re right. The rules have changed. In a single generation,
revolutions in technology have transformed the way we live, work and do
business. Steel mills that once needed 1,000 workers can now do the same
work with 100. Today, just about any company can set up shop, hire
workers, and sell their products wherever there’s an internet
connection.

Meanwhile, nations like China and India realized that with some
changes of their own, they could compete in this new world. And so they
started educating their children earlier and longer, with greater
emphasis on math and science. They’re investing in research and new
technologies. Just recently, China became home to the world’s largest
private solar research facility, and the world’s fastest computer.

So yes, the world has changed. The competition for jobs is real. But
this shouldn’t discourage us. It should challenge us. Remember – for all
the hits we’ve taken these last few years, for all the naysayers
predicting our decline, America still has the largest, most prosperous
economy in the world. No workers are more productive than ours. No
country has more successful companies, or grants more patents to
inventors and entrepreneurs. We are home to the world’s best colleges
and universities, where more students come to study than any other place
on Earth.

What’s more, we are the first nation to be founded for the sake of an
idea – the idea that each of us deserves the chance to shape our own
destiny. That is why centuries of pioneers and immigrants have risked
everything to come here. It’s why our students don’t just memorize
equations, but answer questions like “What do you think of that idea?
What would you change about the world? What do you want to be when you
grow up?”

The future is ours to win. But to get there, we can’t just stand
still. As Robert Kennedy told us, “The future is not a gift. It is an
achievement.” Sustaining the American Dream has never been about
standing pat. It has required each generation to sacrifice, and
struggle, and meet the demands of a new age.

Now it’s our turn. We know what it takes to compete for the jobs and
industries of our time. We need to out-innovate, out-educate, and
out-build the rest of the world. We have to make America the best place
on Earth to do business. We need to take responsibility for our deficit,
and reform our government. That’s how our people will prosper. That’s
how we’ll win the future. And tonight, I’d like to talk about how we get
there.

The first step in winning the future is encouraging American innovation.

None of us can predict with certainty what the next big industry will
be, or where the new jobs will come from. Thirty years ago, we couldn’t
know that something called the Internet would lead to an economic
revolution. What we can do – what America does better than anyone – is
spark the creativity and imagination of our people. We are the nation
that put cars in driveways and computers in offices; the nation of
Edison and the Wright brothers; of Google and Facebook. In America,
innovation doesn’t just change our lives. It’s how we make a living.

Our free enterprise system is what drives innovation. But because
it’s not always profitable for companies to invest in basic research,
throughout history our government has provided cutting-edge scientists
and inventors with the support that they need. That’s what planted the
seeds for the Internet. That’s what helped make possible things like
computer chips and GPS.

Just think of all the good jobs – from manufacturing to retail – that have come from those breakthroughs.

Half a century ago, when the Soviets beat us into space with the
launch of a satellite called Sputnik¸ we had no idea how we’d beat them
to the moon. The science wasn’t there yet. NASA didn’t even exist. But
after investing in better research and education, we didn’t just surpass
the Soviets; we unleashed a wave of innovation that created new
industries and millions of new jobs.

This is our generation’s Sputnik moment. Two years ago, I said that
we needed to reach a level of research and development we haven’t seen
since the height of the Space Race. In a few weeks, I will be sending a
budget to Congress that helps us meet that goal. We’ll invest in
biomedical research, information technology, and especially clean energy
technology – an investment that will strengthen our security, protect
our planet, and create countless new jobs for our people.

Already, we are seeing the promise of renewable energy. Robert and
Gary Allen are brothers who run a small Michigan roofing company. After
September 11th, they volunteered their best roofers to help repair the
Pentagon. But half of their factory went unused, and the recession hit
them hard.

Today, with the help of a government loan, that empty space is being
used to manufacture solar shingles that are being sold all across the
country. In Robert’s words, “We reinvented ourselves.”

That’s what Americans have done for over two hundred years:
reinvented ourselves. And to spur on more success stories like the Allen
Brothers, we’ve begun to reinvent our energy policy. We’re not just
handing out money. We’re issuing a challenge. We’re telling America’s
scientists and engineers that if they assemble teams of the best minds
in their fields, and focus on the hardest problems in clean energy,
we’ll fund the Apollo Projects of our time.

At the California Institute of Technology, they’re developing a way
to turn sunlight and water into fuel for our cars. At Oak Ridge National
Laboratory, they’re using supercomputers to get a lot more power out of
our nuclear facilities. With more research and incentives, we can
break our dependence on oil with biofuels, and become the first country
to have 1 million electric vehicles on the road by 2015.

We need to get behind this innovation. And to help pay for it, I’m
asking Congress to eliminate the billions in taxpayer dollars we
currently give to oil companies. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but
they’re doing just fine on their own. So instead of subsidizing
yesterday’s energy, let’s invest in tomorrow’s.

Now, clean energy breakthroughs will only translate into clean energy
jobs if businesses know there will be a market for what they’re
selling. So tonight, I challenge you to join me in setting a new goal:
by 2035, 80% of America’s electricity will come from clean energy
sources. Some folks want wind and solar. Others want nuclear, clean
coal, and natural gas. To meet this goal, we will need them all – and I
urge Democrats and Republicans to work together to make it happen.

Maintaining our leadership in research and technology is crucial to
America’s success. But if we want to win the future – if we want
innovation to produce jobs in America and not overseas – then we also
have to win the race to educate our kids.

Think about it. Over the next ten years, nearly half of all new jobs
will require education that goes beyond a high school degree. And yet,
as many as a quarter of our students aren’t even finishing high school.
The quality of our math and science education lags behind many other
nations. America has fallen to 9th in the proportion of young people
with a college degree. And so the question is whether all of us – as
citizens, and as parents – are willing to do what’s necessary to give
every child a chance to succeed.

That responsibility begins not in our classrooms, but in our homes
and communities. It’s family that first instills the love of learning in
a child. Only parents can make sure the TV is turned off and homework
gets done. We need to teach our kids that it’s not just the winner of
the Super Bowl who deserves to be celebrated, but the winner of the
science fair; that success is not a function of fame or PR, but of hard
work and discipline.

Our schools share this responsibility. When a child walks into a
classroom, it should be a place of high expectations and high
performance. But too many schools don’t meet this test. That’s why
instead of just pouring money into a system that’s not working, we
launched a competition called Race to the Top. To all fifty states, we
said, “If you show us the most innovative plans to improve teacher
quality and student achievement, we’ll show you the money.”

Race to the Top is the most meaningful reform of our public schools
in a generation. For less than one percent of what we spend on education
each year, it has led over 40 states to raise their standards for
teaching and learning. These standards were developed, not by
Washington, but by Republican and Democratic governors throughout the
country. And Race to the Top should be the approach we follow this year
as we replace No Child Left Behind with a law that is more flexible and
focused on what’s best for our kids.

You see, we know what’s possible for our children when reform isn’t
just a top-down mandate, but the work of local teachers and principals;
school boards and communities.

Take a school like Bruce Randolph in Denver. Three years ago, it was
rated one of the worst schools in Colorado; located on turf between two
rival gangs. But last May, 97% of the seniors received their diploma.
Most will be the first in their family to go to college. And after the
first year of the school’s transformation, the principal who made it
possible wiped away tears when a student said “Thank you, Mrs. Waters,
for showing… that we are smart and we can make it.”

Let’s also remember that after parents, the biggest impact on a
child’s success comes from the man or woman at the front of the
classroom. In South Korea, teachers are known as “nation builders.” Here
in America, it’s time we treated the people who educate our children
with the same level of respect. We want to reward good teachers and stop
making excuses for bad ones. And over the next ten years, with so many
Baby Boomers retiring from our classrooms, we want to prepare 100,000
new teachers in the fields of science, technology, engineering, and
math.

In fact, to every young person listening tonight who’s contemplating
their career choice: If you want to make a difference in the life of our
nation; if you want to make a difference in the life of a child –
become a teacher. Your country needs you.

Of course, the education race doesn’t end with a high school diploma.
To compete, higher education must be within reach of every American.
That’s why we’ve ended the unwarranted taxpayer subsidies that went to
banks, and used the savings to make college affordable for millions of
students. And this year, I ask Congress to go further, and make
permanent our tuition tax credit – worth $10,000 for four years of
college.

Because people need to be able to train for new jobs and careers in
today’s fast-changing economy, we are also revitalizing America’s
community colleges. Last month, I saw the promise of these schools at
Forsyth Tech in North Carolina. Many of the students there used to work
in the surrounding factories that have since left town. One mother of
two, a woman named Kathy Proctor, had worked in the furniture industry
since she was 18 years old. And she told me she’s earning her degree in
biotechnology now, at 55 years old, not just because the furniture jobs
are gone, but because she wants to inspire her children to pursue their
dreams too. As Kathy said, “I hope it tells them to never give up.”

If we take these steps – if we raise expectations for every child,
and give them the best possible chance at an education, from the day
they’re born until the last job they take – we will reach the goal I set
two years ago: by the end of the decade, America will once again have
the highest proportion of college graduates in the world.

One last point about education. Today, there are hundreds of
thousands of students excelling in our schools who are not American
citizens. Some are the children of undocumented workers, who had nothing
to do with the actions of their parents. They grew up as Americans and
pledge allegiance to our flag, and yet live every day with the threat of
deportation. Others come here from abroad to study in our colleges and
universities. But as soon as they obtain advanced degrees, we send them
back home to compete against us. It makes no sense.

Now, I strongly believe that we should take on, once and for all, the
issue of illegal immigration. I am prepared to work with Republicans
and Democrats to protect our borders, enforce our laws and address the
millions of undocumented workers who are now living in the shadows. I
know that debate will be difficult and take time. But tonight, let’s
agree to make that effort. And let’s stop expelling talented,
responsible young people who can staff our research labs, start new
businesses, and further enrich this nation.

The third step in winning the future is rebuilding America. To
attract new businesses to our shores, we need the fastest, most reliable
ways to move people, goods, and information – from high-speed rail to
high-speed internet.

Our infrastructure used to be the best – but our lead has slipped.
South Korean homes now have greater internet access than we do.
Countries in Europe and Russia invest more in their roads and railways
than we do. China is building faster trains and newer airports.
Meanwhile, when our own engineers graded our nation’s infrastructure,
they gave us a “D.”

We have to do better. America is the nation that built the
transcontinental railroad, brought electricity to rural communities, and
constructed the interstate highway system. The jobs created by these
projects didn’t just come from laying down tracks or pavement. They came
from businesses that opened near a town’s new train station or the new
off-ramp.

Over the last two years, we have begun rebuilding for the 21st
century, a project that has meant thousands of good jobs for the
hard-hit construction industry. Tonight, I’m proposing that we redouble
these efforts.

We will put more Americans to work repairing crumbling roads and
bridges. We will make sure this is fully paid for, attract private
investment, and pick projects based on what’s best for the economy, not
politicians.

Within 25 years, our goal is to give 80% of Americans access to
high-speed rail, which could allow you go places in half the time it
takes to travel by car. For some trips, it will be faster than flying –
without the pat-down. As we speak, routes in California and the Midwest
are already underway.

Within the next five years, we will make it possible for business to
deploy the next generation of high-speed wireless coverage to 98% of all
Americans. This isn’t just about a faster internet and fewer dropped
calls. It’s about connecting every part of America to the digital age.
It’s about a rural community in Iowa or Alabama where farmers and small
business owners will be able to sell their products all over the world.
It’s about a firefighter who can download the design of a burning
building onto a handheld device; a student who can take classes with a
digital textbook; or a patient who can have face-to-face video chats
with her doctor.

All these investments – in innovation, education, and infrastructure –
will make America a better place to do business and create jobs. But
to help our companies compete, we also have to knock down barriers that
stand in the way of their success.

Over the years, a parade of lobbyists has rigged the tax code to
benefit particular companies and industries. Those with accountants or
lawyers to work the system can end up paying no taxes at all. But all
the rest are hit with one of the highest corporate tax rates in the
world. It makes no sense, and it has to change.

So tonight, I’m asking Democrats and Republicans to simplify the
system. Get rid of the loopholes. Level the playing field. And use the
savings to lower the corporate tax rate for the first time in 25 years –
without adding to our deficit.

To help businesses sell more products abroad, we set a goal of
doubling our exports by 2014 – because the more we export, the more jobs
we create at home. Already, our exports are up. Recently, we signed
agreements with India and China that will support more than 250,000 jobs
in the United States. And last month, we finalized a trade agreement
with South Korea that will support at least 70,000 American jobs. This
agreement has unprecedented support from business and labor; Democrats
and Republicans, and I ask this Congress to pass it as soon as possible.

Before I took office, I made it clear that we would enforce our trade
agreements, and that I would only sign deals that keep faith with
American workers, and promote American jobs. That’s what we did with
Korea, and that’s what I intend to do as we pursue agreements with
Panama and Colombia, and continue our Asia Pacific and global trade
talks.

To reduce barriers to growth and investment, I’ve ordered a review of
government regulations. When we find rules that put an unnecessary
burden on businesses, we will fix them. But I will not hesitate to
create or enforce commonsense safeguards to protect the American people.
That’s what we’ve done in this country for more than a century. It’s
why our food is safe to eat, our water is safe to drink, and our air is
safe to breathe. It’s why we have speed limits and child labor laws.
It’s why last year, we put in place consumer protections against hidden
fees and penalties by credit card companies, and new rules to prevent
another financial crisis. And it’s why we passed reform that finally
prevents the health insurance industry from exploiting patients.

Now, I’ve heard rumors that a few of you have some concerns about the
new health care law. So let me be the first to say that anything can be
improved. If you have ideas about how to improve this law by making
care better or more affordable, I am eager to work with you. We can
start right now by correcting a flaw in the legislation that has placed
an unnecessary bookkeeping burden on small businesses.

What I’m not willing to do is go back to the days when insurance
companies could deny someone coverage because of a pre-existing
condition. I’m not willing to tell James Howard, a brain cancer patient
from Texas, that his treatment might not be covered. I’m not willing to
tell Jim Houser, a small business owner from Oregon, that he has to go
back to paying $5,000 more to cover his employees. As we speak, this
law is making prescription drugs cheaper for seniors and giving
uninsured students a chance to stay on their parents’ coverage. So
instead of re-fighting the battles of the last two years, let’s fix what
needs fixing and move forward.

Now, the final step – a critical step – in winning the future is to make sure we aren’t buried under a mountain of debt.

We are living with a legacy of deficit-spending that began almost a
decade ago. And in the wake of the financial crisis, some of that was
necessary to keep credit flowing, save jobs, and put money in people’s
pockets.

But now that the worst of the recession is over, we have to confront
the fact that our government spends more than it takes in. That is not
sustainable. Every day, families sacrifice to live within their means.
They deserve a government that does the same.

So tonight, I am proposing that starting this year, we freeze annual
domestic spending for the next five years. This would reduce the deficit
by more than $400 billion over the next decade, and will bring
discretionary spending to the lowest share of our economy since Dwight
Eisenhower was president.

This freeze will require painful cuts. Already, we have frozen the
salaries of hardworking federal employees for the next two years. I’ve
proposed cuts to things I care deeply about, like community action
programs. The Secretary of Defense has also agreed to cut tens of
billions of dollars in spending that he and his generals believe our
military can do without.

I recognize that some in this Chamber have already proposed deeper
cuts, and I’m willing to eliminate whatever we can honestly afford to do
without. But let’s make sure that we’re not doing it on the backs of
our most vulnerable citizens. And let’s make sure what we’re cutting is
really excess weight. Cutting the deficit by gutting our investments in
innovation and education is like lightening an overloaded airplane by
removing its engine. It may feel like you’re flying high at first, but
it won’t take long before you’ll feel the impact.

Now, most of the cuts and savings I’ve proposed only address annual
domestic spending, which represents a little more than 12% of our
budget. To make further progress, we have to stop pretending that
cutting this kind of spending alone will be enough. It won’t.

The bipartisan Fiscal Commission I created last year made this
crystal clear. I don’t agree with all their proposals, but they made
important progress. And their conclusion is that the only way to tackle
our deficit is to cut excessive spending wherever we find it – in
domestic spending, defense spending, health care spending, and spending
through tax breaks and loopholes.

This means further reducing health care costs, including programs
like Medicare and Medicaid, which are the single biggest contributor to
our long-term deficit. Health insurance reform will slow these rising
costs, which is part of why nonpartisan economists have said that
repealing the health care law would add a quarter of a trillion dollars
to our deficit. Still, I’m willing to look at other ideas to bring down
costs, including one that Republicans suggested last year: medical
malpractice reform to rein in frivolous lawsuits.

To put us on solid ground, we should also find a bipartisan solution
to strengthen Social Security for future generations. And we must do it
without putting at risk current retirees, the most vulnerable, or
people with disabilities; without slashing benefits for future
generations; and without subjecting Americans’ guaranteed retirement
income to the whims of the stock market.

And if we truly care about our deficit, we simply cannot afford a
permanent extension of the tax cuts for the wealthiest 2% of Americans.
Before we take money away from our schools, or scholarships away from
our students, we should ask millionaires to give up their tax break.

It’s not a matter of punishing their success. It’s about promoting America’s success.

In fact, the best thing we could do on taxes for all Americans is to
simplify the individual tax code. This will be a tough job, but members
of both parties have expressed interest in doing this, and I am prepared
to join them.

So now is the time to act. Now is the time for both sides and both
houses of Congress – Democrats and Republicans – to forge a principled
compromise that gets the job done. If we make the hard choices now to
rein in our deficits, we can make the investments we need to win the
future.

Let me take this one step further. We shouldn’t just give our people a
government that’s more affordable. We should give them a government
that’s more competent and efficient. We cannot win the future with a
government of the past.

We live and do business in the information age, but the last major
reorganization of the government happened in the age of black and white
TV. There are twelve different agencies that deal with exports. There
are at least five different entities that deal with housing policy. Then
there’s my favorite example: the Interior Department is in charge of
salmon while they’re in fresh water, but the Commerce Department handles
them in when they’re in saltwater. And I hear it gets even more
complicated once they’re smoked.

Now, we have made great strides over the last two years in using
technology and getting rid of waste. Veterans can now download their
electronic medical records with a click of the mouse. We’re selling
acres of federal office space that hasn’t been used in years, and we
will cut through red tape to get rid of more. But we need to think
bigger. In the coming months, my administration will develop a proposal
to merge, consolidate, and reorganize the federal government in a way
that best serves the goal of a more competitive America. I will submit
that proposal to Congress for a vote – and we will push to get it
passed.

In the coming year, we will also work to rebuild people’s faith in
the institution of government. Because you deserve to know exactly how
and where your tax dollars are being spent, you will be able to go to a
website and get that information for the very first time in history.
Because you deserve to know when your elected officials are meeting with
lobbyists, I ask Congress to do what the White House has already done:
put that information online. And because the American people deserve to
know that special interests aren’t larding up legislation with pet
projects, both parties in Congress should know this: if a bill comes to
my desk with earmarks inside, I will veto it.

A 21st century government that’s open and competent. A government
that lives within its means. An economy that’s driven by new skills and
ideas. Our success in this new and changing world will require reform,
responsibility, and innovation. It will also require us to approach that
world with a new level of engagement in our foreign affairs.

Just as jobs and businesses can now race across borders, so can new
threats and new challenges. No single wall separates East and West; no
one rival superpower is aligned against us.

And so we must defeat determined enemies wherever they are, and build
coalitions that cut across lines of region and race and religion.
America’s moral example must always shine for all who yearn for freedom,
justice, and dignity. And because we have begun this work, tonight we
can say that American leadership has been renewed and America’s standing
has been restored.

Look to Iraq, where nearly 100,000 of our brave men and women have
left with their heads held high; where American combat patrols have
ended; violence has come down; and a new government has been formed.
This year, our civilians will forge a lasting partnership with the Iraqi
people, while we finish the job of bringing our troops out of Iraq.
America’s commitment has been kept; the Iraq War is coming to an end.

Of course, as we speak, al Qaeda and their affiliates continue to
plan attacks against us. Thanks to our intelligence and law enforcement
professionals, we are disrupting plots and securing our cities and
skies. And as extremists try to inspire acts of violence within our
borders, we are responding with the strength of our communities, with
respect for the rule of law, and with the conviction that American
Muslims are a part of our American family.

We have also taken the fight to al Qaeda and their allies abroad. In
Afghanistan, our troops have taken Taliban strongholds and trained
Afghan Security Forces. Our purpose is clear – by preventing the
Taliban from reestablishing a stranglehold over the Afghan people, we
will deny al Qaeda the safe-haven that served as a launching pad for
9/11.

Thanks to our heroic troops and civilians, fewer Afghans are under
the control of the insurgency. There will be tough fighting ahead, and
the Afghan government will need to deliver better governance. But we are
strengthening the capacity of the Afghan people and building an
enduring partnership with them. This year, we will work with nearly 50
countries to begin a transition to an Afghan lead. And this July, we
will begin to bring our troops home.

In Pakistan, al Qaeda’s leadership is under more pressure than at any
point since 2001. Their leaders and operatives are being removed from
the battlefield. Their safe-havens are shrinking. And we have sent a
message from the Afghan border to the Arabian Peninsula to all parts of
the globe: we will not relent, we will not waver, and we will defeat
you.

American leadership can also be seen in the effort to secure the
worst weapons of war. Because Republicans and Democrats approved the New
START Treaty, far fewer nuclear weapons and launchers will be deployed.
Because we rallied the world, nuclear materials are being locked down
on every continent so they never fall into the hands of terrorists.

Because of a diplomatic effort to insist that Iran meet its
obligations, the Iranian government now faces tougher and tighter
sanctions than ever before. And on the Korean peninsula, we stand with
our ally South Korea, and insist that North Korea keeps its commitment
to abandon nuclear weapons.

This is just a part of how we are shaping a world that favors peace
and prosperity. With our European allies, we revitalized NATO, and
increased our cooperation on everything from counter-terrorism to
missile defense. We have reset our relationship with Russia,
strengthened Asian alliances, and built new partnerships with nations
like India. This March, I will travel to Brazil, Chile, and El Salvador
to forge new alliances for progress in the Americas. Around the globe,
we are standing with those who take responsibility – helping farmers
grow more food; supporting doctors who care for the sick; and combating
the corruption that can rot a society and rob people of opportunity.

Recent events have shown us that what sets us apart must not just be
our power – it must be the purpose behind it. In South Sudan – with our
assistance – the people were finally able to vote for independence
after years of war. Thousands lined up before dawn. People danced in the
streets. One man who lost four of his brothers at war summed up the
scene around him: “This was a battlefield for most of my life. Now we
want to be free.”

We saw that same desire to be free in Tunisia, where the will of the
people proved more powerful than the writ of a dictator. And tonight,
let us be clear: the United States of America stands with the people of
Tunisia, and supports the democratic aspirations of all people.

We must never forget that the things we’ve struggled for, and fought
for, live in the hearts of people everywhere. And we must always
remember that the Americans who have borne the greatest burden in this
struggle are the men and women who serve our country.

Tonight, let us speak with one voice in reaffirming that our nation
is united in support of our troops and their families. Let us serve
them as well as they have served us – by giving them the equipment they
need; by providing them with the care and benefits they have earned; and
by enlisting our veterans in the great task of building our own nation.

Our troops come from every corner of this country – they are black,
white, Latino, Asian and Native American. They are Christian and Hindu,
Jewish and Muslim. And, yes, we know that some of them are gay. Starting
this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they
love because of who they love. And with that change, I call on all of
our college campuses to open their doors to our military recruiters and
the ROTC. It is time to leave behind the divisive battles of the past.
It is time to move forward as one nation.

We should have no illusions about the work ahead of us. Reforming our
schools; changing the way we use energy; reducing our deficit – none of
this is easy. All of it will take time. And it will be harder because
we will argue about everything. The cost. The details. The letter of
every law.

Of course, some countries don’t have this problem. If the central
government wants a railroad, they get a railroad – no matter how many
homes are bulldozed. If they don’t want a bad story in the newspaper, it
doesn’t get written.

And yet, as contentious and frustrating and messy as our democracy
can sometimes be, I know there isn’t a person here who would trade
places with any other nation on Earth.

We may have differences in policy, but we all believe in the rights
enshrined in our Constitution. We may have different opinions, but we
believe in the same promise that says this is a place where you can make
it if you try. We may have different backgrounds, but we believe in the
same dream that says this is a country where anything’s possible. No
matter who you are. No matter where you come from.

That dream is why I can stand here before you tonight. That dream is
why a working class kid from Scranton can stand behind me. That dream
is why someone who began by sweeping the floors of his father’s
Cincinnati bar can preside as Speaker of the House in the greatest
nation on Earth.

That dream – that American Dream – is what drove the Allen Brothers
to reinvent their roofing company for a new era. It’s what drove those
students at Forsyth Tech to learn a new skill and work towards the
future. And that dream is the story of a small business owner named
Brandon Fisher.

Brandon started a company in Berlin, Pennsylvania that specializes in
a new kind of drilling technology. One day last summer, he saw the news
that halfway across the world, 33 men were trapped in a Chilean mine,
and no one knew how to save them.

But Brandon thought his company could help. And so he designed a
rescue that would come to be known as Plan B. His employees worked
around the clock to manufacture the necessary drilling equipment. And
Brandon left for Chile.

Along with others, he began drilling a 2,000 foot hole into the
ground, working three or four days at a time with no sleep. Thirty-seven
days later, Plan B succeeded, and the miners were rescued. But because
he didn’t want all of the attention, Brandon wasn’t there when the
miners emerged. He had already gone home, back to work on his next
project.

Later, one of his employees said of the rescue, “We proved that Center Rock is a little company, but we do big things.”

We do big things.

From the earliest days of our founding, America has been the story of
ordinary people who dare to dream. That’s how we win the future.

We are a nation that says, “I might not have a lot of money, but I
have this great idea for a new company. I might not come from a family
of college graduates, but I will be the first to get my degree. I might
not know those people in trouble, but I think I can help them, and I
need to try. I’m not sure how we’ll reach that better place beyond the
horizon, but I know we’ll get there. I know we will.”

We do big things.

The idea of America endures. Our destiny remains our choice. And
tonight, more than two centuries later, it is because of our people that
our future is hopeful, our journey goes forward, and the state of our
union is strong.

Thank you, God Bless You, and may God Bless the United States of America.

viw the WSJ

 

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Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:23 | 904599 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:37 | 904633 WaterWings
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I just wanted to see if the Prostitute-in-Chief was going to mention gun laws and common sense in the same sentence.

That, too, is what sets us apart as a nation.

I guess we're still exceptional.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:52 | 904697 nmewn
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I saw it too...I couldn't go on.

The constitutional law professor speaketh of what he knows not.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:04 | 904736 New_Meat
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jobs, jobs, civility, freeze, jobs, deficit reduction, civility, transparency, gun control, jobs, civility, hic, bipartisanship, civility, jobs, civility, ... er ... hic, jobs, hic, civilllitee, hic

Who talked me into thish dam game?

_Need

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:24 | 904821 nmewn
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Yeah, I was going to attempt a drunk blog post on it...I gagged on democracy...threw up on his trading bodies for pandering points in Tucson...then it was all over except the clean up.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:30 | 904848 New_Meat
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I'm forcing myself to watch real-time.

Just did the "superbowl" line, I'm with the Packers-'White House on three'.

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:40 | 904886 WaterWings
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Barry left out one thing:

"Americans must drink more Kool-aid."

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:48 | 904923 WaterWings
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"Republicans tell you that a little almond flavor in your Kool-aid is something to be afraid of. I wanna know what they're talking about."

(applause)

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:42 | 904637 El Hosel
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  Nice Tyler..... ZH is first in the news that matters, even when the said news really doesn't matter!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:40 | 904655 Cognitive Dissonance
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For crying out loud, Obama's speech is even longer than Cognitive Dissonance's last article. At least CD had some pretty pictures to look at. :>)

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:54 | 904701 DavidC
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lol CD!

DavidC

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:05 | 904731 Cognitive Dissonance
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He checked.

CD - 3,942 words and pretty pictures.

Obama - 6,823 words and 535 blood suckers, 9 Supreme's, the Joint Chiefs of Staff and various other hanger-on's.

CD demands an apology from those who said he writes long. :>)

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:09 | 904758 Hulk
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We are all, very, very sorry...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:13 | 904775 Hephasteus
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I'm a hell of alot sorrier than Hulk. He's just not being sincere. Make him cry. LOL

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:19 | 904799 andybev01
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I'd rather see boehner cry than Pelosi signaling her alien overlords with her creepy blinking morse code.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:14 | 904776 Cognitive Dissonance
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You're just saying that. CD can tell. :>)

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:23 | 904815 Salinger
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I think I caught a glimpse of Project Mahem in the gallery

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:07 | 904745 New_Meat
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Trying to match up to Fidel's standard.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:07 | 904750 pods
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I see that CD is enjoying Third Person Tuesday.  Pods likes Third Person Tuesday too.

"Jimmy really likes Elaine."

pods

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:15 | 904784 Pants McPants
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Read you article earlier today, CD.  Enjoyed it - thanks for sharing it.  As a (relative) newbie to the site I unfortunately missed the brilliance of the contributors you mentioned/mourn....but I am pleased to know you will continue to contribute. 

The trolls will get bored - keep up the good work.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:28 | 904843 topcallingtroll
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Never!

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 02:42 | 905439 dark pools of soros
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Trolls and fiat forever!!!! 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:24 | 904820 frankoo
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  If  you watched, you got to see, that the first lady has good "Back".

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:28 | 904842 Cognitive Dissonance
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CD would rather engage in religious self mutilation rituals. Less pain involved.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:39 | 904881 Convolved Man
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As an American, I am especially proud that after the next shuttle flight NASA will no longer have an operational man rated launch vehicle, and will not even be able to launch a chimpanzee into orbit -- something they accomplished almost 50 years ago.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:46 | 904915 seabiscuit
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@CD  I read ALL of your postings and enjoy all of them, but sadly, you are not as popular.

I suggest that you add a heaping helping of a festering pile to your words, emply half truths, and a pinch of empty promises.

Yes you can!-

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:54 | 904956 Cognitive Dissonance
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CD agrees.

Lowest common denominator.....bitchez. And plenty of naked women. :>)

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:08 | 904752 gold mining ceo...
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zzzzwithzzzzzzzzz

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:43 | 905287 bankonzhongguo
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I want to supportive and interested, but this guy and his wrecking crew have no positive impact upon the realities of my world, my country, my economy, or my community.

The opposite of love is not hate - its apathy.

I just don't care what that character says. 

He's lied too much too often.

It would be a sign of mental illness to put any more trust into this administration, or congress for that matter.

Good luck to everyone.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:24 | 904600 bob_dabolina
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I stopped at "Mr. Speaker"

I know the rest of it is probably just regurgitated bullshit.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:30 | 904621 topcallingtroll
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You didnt miss anything. I want my ten minutes back.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:40 | 905138 hedgeless_horseman
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We are poised for progress. Two years after the worst recession most of us have ever known, the stock market has come roaring back. (POMO/monetization) Corporate profits are up. The economy is growing again.

...followed by...

But we have never measured progress by these yardsticks alone. We measure progress by the success of our people. By the jobs they can find and the quality of life those jobs offer. By the prospects of a small business owner who dreams of turning a good idea into a thriving enterprise. By the opportunities for a better life that we pass on to our children (NO POMO/no monetization).

 
What contradiction?

---------- 

We need to get behind this innovation. And to help pay for it, I’m asking Congress to eliminate the billions in taxpayer dollars we currently give to oil companies. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but they’re doing just fine on their own. So instead of subsidizing yesterday’s energy, let’s invest in tomorrow’s.  Allow me to once again remind everyone that subsidies subsidize the consumers, not the producers.  

----------   
That’s why we’ve ended the unwarranted taxpayer subsidies that went to banks, and used the savings to make college affordable for millions of students. Either he is high, or has not read any of Tyler's articles on POMO commissions.

----------   

A government that lives within its means.  And a unicorn in every manger!   Good night.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:08 | 905219 New_Meat
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don'tcha' know

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:37 | 904644 NOTW777
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blah, blah, blah

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:01 | 904723 NOTW777
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gee, how long will he milk the tucson shooting

another campaign/memorial service

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:26 | 904603 KnightsofNee
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lol! The state of our union is strong. And what is the combined national debt, both funded and unfunded liabilities? What a douche!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:02 | 904728 NOTW777
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he could just tell the truth:

we're broke, ben is running a ponzi scheme, big banks and unions are doing great and we have no leadership

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:26 | 904604 FLUSA.com
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Obama just awoke from a cold sweat....realizing he REALLY IS the President of the US and not simply playing some SimCity/Farmvile game.....

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:27 | 904607 Ivanovich
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Kudos to ZH.  Thank you for saving me the time in listening to that chump on television.  Now I can spend my time doing something productive. 

 

Cheers!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:04 | 904734 WestVillageIdiot
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" Now I can spend my time doing something productive. "

Like spanking the monkey.  At least you get a little exercise.  Listening to this empty suit provides no benefit to the listener.  In fact it does harm.  Your blod pressure will go up.  Your hatred of humanity will rise.  And the realization that we are truly fucked will probably keep you from getting a good night's rest. 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:27 | 904608 djsmps
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I'm 58. That may be the worst State of the Union address I've heard. I don't think I listened to any of Bush's speeches, though.

 

It says nothing. We're screwed.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:29 | 904615 topcallingtroll
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Boring predictable platitudes. I cant believe i read that.....now seriously....what is paris hilton up to?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:05 | 904738 WestVillageIdiot
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I couldn't read it.  I just couldn't.  I spent ten minutes pulling rogue hairs out of my testicles.  It was much more rewarding. 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:30 | 904849 topcallingtroll
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Hmmm.....maybe i will give it a try.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:34 | 904867 WestVillageIdiot
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You want to pull rogue hairs out of my testicles?  That is sick.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:54 | 904959 topcallingtroll
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Well...you made it sound kinda interesting. Same.time next year?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:04 | 905012 WestVillageIdiot
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I'll be the one wearing the leather mask. 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:01 | 905000 seabiscuit
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That is a requisite part of the enhanced TSA pat down.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:23 | 905240 Alex De Large
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and that's why I come to ZH

 

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:29 | 904616 anolmec
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Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:31 | 904623 sabra1
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all this is useless if he can't produce a birth certificate! maybe he's a stem cell!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:07 | 904742 WestVillageIdiot
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You just know that the part of the sperm cell that determines integrity was shot against the wall. 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:10 | 904761 pods
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Or ran down the crack of his momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress?

pods

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:32 | 904625 KnightsofNee
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That dream – that American Dream – is what drove the banksters to reinvent their business model for a new era, one based on fraud. It’s what drove those students at Forsyth Tech to learn a new skill and develop new and powerful HFT programs to fleece average Americans of their wealth. Its all good, its American Exceptionalism.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:22 | 904809 PC Load Letter
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+1....awesome

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:33 | 904627 Seasmoke
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What an awful State of the Union !

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:06 | 905024 Ms. Erable
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Appropriate, as the SOTU is truly awful.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:34 | 904628 Who is John Galt
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I didn't even bother to read it. I know this puppet has nothing to say except the idiotic drivel that the puppet masters feed him. Make your final preparations people. This is going to be a long and hard fight!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:34 | 904630 Sofa King
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"the nation of Edison and the Wright brothers; of Google and Facebook."

Nice that Edison and the Wright brothers get recognition by name, but Page, Brin and Zuckerberg get crap.  The again you are comparing electricity and flight to an ad engine and wasted time.

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:08 | 904753 WestVillageIdiot
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Did this fuckwad really compare Edison and Google?  Say it ain't so.  Awww geez.  I couldn't read this steaming pile of shit.  The d-bag really compared Edison and Google?  (Shakes head)  We are fucked. 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:48 | 904924 DonnieD
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At least he didn't compare Mark Zuckerberg to Thomas Edison.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:16 | 904787 chindit13
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Few words, great point.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:33 | 904866 topcallingtroll
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Great writing sofa. I may steal that line. Its.worth recycling.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:35 | 904636 gimli
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I just watched the Marc Faber interview. Is Obama going to legalize prostitution? I think that would be good advanced planning on his part. He could grandfather himself in and avoid any tax liability.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:44 | 904907 Double down
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I watched Marc as well; his grin, the "you-ask-such-dumb-fucking-questions-and-you-know-it" grin is absolutely fabulous.  I break out in giggles long before the question is finished.  He is absolutely hilarious.

Encore, Encore!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:36 | 904639 Seasmoke
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why no pat downs on the future trains......oh thats right a terrorist hasnt blown one up yet !

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:42 | 905377 Founders Keeper
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[why no pat downs on the future trains......oh thats right a terrorist hasnt blown one up yet !]---Seasmoke

Yeah, I thought the same thing.

When was the last time he or his family was subjected to that indignity?

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:36 | 904640 irishgurl4
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routes in California and the Midwest are already underway

Yeah, from Borden to Corcoran.  Also know as BFE.  Borden is barely found on a map in California and Corcoran is a prison town.  Literally, it goes from nowhere to nowhere.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:05 | 905021 Blano
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And IIRC another one from Kalamazoo, Michigan to Dearborn, Michigan.  Woo hoo!!  (rolls eyes)

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:37 | 904641 Johnny Lawrence
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"The worst of the recession is over..." Barack Obama 1/25/11

"Gentleman, you have come sixty days too late. The depression is over." - Herbert Hoover, June 1930, after post-crash stock market rally of 48%

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:42 | 904660 FLUSA.com
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+1  (for realzzz)

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:01 | 904721 SilverRhino
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+1 and shamelessly stolen

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:37 | 904642 CrashisOptimistic
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This really is horrible.  Who wrote this?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:36 | 904871 WestVillageIdiot
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Biden plagiarized it from a 2nd grader.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:37 | 904643 Who is John Galt
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Perhaps he and Rham can do a quick tour of the Chicago bathhouses before the going gets really tough?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:56 | 904710 DavidC
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Do you mean Rahm?

DavidC

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:12 | 904771 pods
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But his nickname is "The Ram".

pods

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 03:27 | 905482 AVP
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You sure it's not "dead fish"?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:38 | 904646 dannyadornato
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We need to be more competitive he says. You can't compete against Chinese slavery I say. Enough said.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:40 | 904653 Who is John Galt
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We need to be able to take it up the ass like the pros, and stop complaining about polution and cancer causing things. We need to toughen up!

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:38 | 904879 topcallingtroll
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There are two.types of people. Those who wear the strapon and those who take it up the ass. Best advice my dad ever gave me.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:59 | 905400 Terminus C
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You have two rights:

The right to obey

and the right to kill

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:07 | 904747 KickIce
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Certainly is the end game.  Look no further than new Wal Mart commercials to get a glimpse of the elite's vision of our future.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:50 | 904937 DonnieD
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And lastly, I'd like to end this State of the Union by saying, 'If you see something, say something, homey"

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 02:19 | 905422 Nikao7
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+1

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:56 | 904978 WaterWings
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Soon, the Hungry Trillionaires of the United States will all be watching our elite and their fellow investors fly by on high-speed trains. We can all dream of what it would be like.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:38 | 904647 RmcAZ
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Allthatshit.txt

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:40 | 904654 FLUSA.com
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Once you realize Obama's sole goal is wealth transfer....everything else makes sense.....well...almost makes sense....

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:41 | 904657 Common_Cents22
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Paul Ryan's response should be pretty good.   Oh and Michelle Bachmann is doing another response on behalf of tea party.  I was hoping for Jesse Ventura or Chuck Norris.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:11 | 904765 WestVillageIdiot
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A response from Jack Lalanne would be just as good as anything the puppet says.  Too soon? 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:32 | 905133 Orly
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Nah.  Lalanne was awesome.

Long live Jack Lalanne!

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:34 | 905269 ColonelCooper
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Agreed.  I just went on Ebay amd bought an old vintage track suit in his honor.  Now excuse me, I have to go juice an onion.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:48 | 905383 Founders Keeper
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[Agreed.  I just went on Ebay amd bought an old vintage track suit in his honor.  Now excuse me, I have to go juice an onion.]---ColonelCooper

Colonel, you are on fire tonight.

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:41 | 904658 CU1981
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Good, I can go to bed now...

Sleep tight sheep ;-)

 

PS: disconnected the cable today, more confetti put to a good cause

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:42 | 904661 Segestan
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I thought it was well written , I don't believe Obama contributed one word. Nevertheless... has the right ideas,

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:10 | 905050 topcallingtroll
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Just curious. What were those right ideas? I am not so sure pie in the sky thinking and platitudes that get the strongest focus group response really count, but if there was something i missed let me know. I did kinda rush through it.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:42 | 904662 StockInsanity
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And here I was hoping that Obama was going to resign at the "State of the Union address"

So many promises...so little real solutions

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:49 | 905186 DoChenRollingBearing
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Did you see Boehner?  Looked like he was suffering from terminal boredom and a bad case of indigestion at the same time...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:43 | 904663 Hedgetard55
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Bill Ayers wrote it, just like he wrote "Dreams From My Father".

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:43 | 904664 Common_Cents22
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Watching Obama give a speech is hazardous to your health.  He gives you whiplash as he turns his head side to side from teleprompter to teleprompter.  Looks like a fan watching a tennis match.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:49 | 904684 Johnny Lawrence
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Hilarious.  He never looks straight.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:55 | 904706 Cognitive Dissonance
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You would think they would be feeding him his speech via his brain implants. I think they are and he's just faking the teleprompter schtick.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:13 | 904774 WestVillageIdiot
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"Brain club for men.  I'm not just the owner of the company.  I'm also a client." 
-  B.O.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:44 | 904668 TooBearish
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How many times was he interrupted by applause?  Thanks Ty

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:23 | 904811 Zero Govt
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"interrupted" don't you mean staged?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:45 | 904671 lsbumblebee
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If you turn the speech on its side it sort of looks like a chart showing an increase in suicides. Turn me on dead man.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:06 | 904740 NOTW777
Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:46 | 904675 Dr. Gonzo
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Didn't read it and I'm going to skip the 45 minute hand job on TV tonight...but I will give you the cliff notes because I'm pretty good at knowing what the government want to communicate to the proles. Here goes:

1.We are broke. Get used to being poor you stupid slobs.

2. Prices of shit is going up. Figure out how to stretch a dollar because we're going to keep fucking printing money so our stock markets and banks don't collapse yet.

3.We're going to keep are wars going and make you pay for it in taxes and inflation. We want the fucking oil and drugs. Tell yourself you are all heroes and pat yourself on the back or whatever the fuck makes you feel numb enough to swallow these ass fucks.

4. Get used to a Police state. We don't trust you unwashed masses fucking up the good thing we've made for ourselves. 

5. There never was any such thing as a shovel ready job. Now wise up ass-holes and get used to taking odd jobs because it's the only thing your dumb ass is going to get when we pull your benefits next week. 

So that's it in a nut shell. I hoped I saved some of you the 45 minutes of having to watch it.

 

 

 

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:30 | 905128 andybev01
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digging your own grave counts as 'shovel ready'.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:34 | 905135 Orly
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You guys are hilarious tonight.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:36 | 905143 Cheesy Bastard
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Uh, I think Jack Lalanne is shovel ready.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:48 | 905182 Hulk
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LOL, now thats funny, I don't care who you are.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 01:55 | 905394 Founders Keeper
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[Uh, I think Jack Lalanne is shovel ready.]---Cheesy Bastard

That's great!

 

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 03:35 | 905486 RichardP
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So - that's the new mantra?  Let's get the bankers shovel-ready.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:19 | 905213 Village Idiot
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moved.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:52 | 905297 Salvatore Burns
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Holy Bleep, that was funny as hell.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:51 | 904689 El Hosel
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Nothing moved in the futures for stocks or currencies , why aren't any of you guys and gals trading this news? Is "the team" waiting for the live performance to create the desired reaction to the speech?

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:33 | 904865 Hollywood
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Wait for it....Wait for it...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:51 | 904693 Sisyphus
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We are poised for progress. Two years after the worst recession most of us have ever known, the stock market has come roaring back. Corporate profits are up. The economy is growing again.

Ah hah! The most important barometer for measuring progress - the stock market. He forgot to mention that he had called the bottom, too. 

And WTF, no mention of Watson?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:09 | 904760 NOTW777
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and no mention of the billions of POMO to keep it "roaring"

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:14 | 904781 WestVillageIdiot
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I believe you meant trillions.  The billions are just what we know about. 

Thank god this is the most transparent administration, ever. 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:51 | 904943 Double down
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He did not mention BTFD?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:12 | 904770 New_Meat
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but kinda flat today-what doesn that say?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:18 | 904795 nmewn
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Only in his speech writers mind can a 40% loss followed by a 20% gain equal even close to break even.

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing at all.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:32 | 904859 New_Meat
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I learned it from WWII south pacific doggies and jarheads both.  It ended '... with nothing at all forever.'

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:54 | 904700 FLUSA.com
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So....is anyone going to shout anything out during this POS SOTU by the POTUS this year? ....yelling at your TV does not count...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:37 | 904875 New_Meat
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Well, Supremes with integrity had to clean out their attic tonight, so they were otherwise occupied.  No 'not true' statements from them.

It really wouldn't be very civil for some aspiring congresscritter to say 'you lie', but otoh, he got funds of like $3MM or more from that celebrity.

real-time: 'high speed rail, high speed internet' ka'ching

- Ned

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:54 | 904702 Misean
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Ah, the State of The Empire Show...

Is there really any need for this horse shit any more?

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:54 | 904704 TuesdayBen
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lemme know if he passes out copies of his birth certificate...

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:16 | 904786 WestVillageIdiot
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That was so funny I would give you a burger for it, on Tuesday.  Meet me at Good Burger.  But no fries.  I can't afford to be giving out fries. 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:24 | 904822 TuesdayBen
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Normally, I'd accept a burger from damn near anyone, but in light of your scrotum hair plucking activities, I'll have to take a pass.  But thanks anyway.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:40 | 904888 WestVillageIdiot
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What?  That hurts.  At least if you had a burger with me, and found a ball hair in your burger, you would know it's not mine. 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 23:00 | 904996 ColonelCooper
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Shit Dude, It's just a little hair. 

 Unless it has a little piece of that white follicle stuck to it.  Then you're actually eating his sac, and that's just plain gross.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:16 | 905231 Village Idiot
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that "white follicle" might just have legs.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 00:36 | 905275 ColonelCooper
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Okay.  Then at least you're just munchin on his crabs, and not actually eating his sac.  Nothing wrong with that.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:58 | 904715 RmcAZ
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Cliffs:

Everyone should become a teacher. Tuitions are going up by $10,000 a year. China has cooler, more advanced shit than we do. We need to spend a shit load of money we don't have on electric cars and clean energy. We need to spend a shit load of money we don't have on internet and trains. We are going to magically double exports by 2014 without resolving or even identifying the root cause of why our exports went to shit in the first place. The corporate tax rate is going to be lowered, spending will be frozen for 5 years, and this will not add to the deficit. A bunch of Chilean miners were saved, but nobody cared about the miners that died in a fiery explosion in New Zealand.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:17 | 904792 WestVillageIdiot
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Solar powered vibrators and sociology degrees for all.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:23 | 904817 Pants McPants
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That's damn good.  However you forgot the obligatory bombing/sanctions/endless war piece. 

Then again, that's almost too obvious so as to not warrant mention.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:43 | 904899 HoofHearted
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You forgot about the double secret probation for Medicaid and Social Security. We've got plans for those. Don't ask what they are, but they will save a shitload of money. Trust us.

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 02:05 | 905405 Founders Keeper
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[We are going to magically double exports by 2014...]---RmcAZ

Do we have any more jobs to export?

 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 21:59 | 904716 KnightsofNee
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"We did that in December. Thanks to the tax cuts we passed, Americans’ paychecks are a little bigger today. Every business can write off the full cost of the new investments they make this year. But those little put backs into the economy have been wiped away by the Bernank and QE2. But on the flip side, bonuses for the best and brightest Americans are at all time highs."

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:25 | 904825 NOTW777
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spoken like bill clinton - tax cuts were obamas idea all along

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:01 | 904720 Boiling Frogs
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Anyone know where I can get one of those remember-the-people ribbons the whores are wearing tonight?

Who's Michelle wearing BTW?

Wed, 01/26/2011 - 03:10 | 905466 AVP
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I believe it's a plus sized Versace.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:01 | 904722 williambanzai7
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Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:04 | 904735 Spalding_Smailes
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I can't find Pomo'

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:09 | 904741 Cognitive Dissonance
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Jeez, who woke up WB7 just in time for the Chief Myth Maker's speech? Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:12 | 904766 Spalding_Smailes
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 " Chief Myth Maker's speech "


4.8% ~ GDP !.?..! 

Tue, 01/25/2011 - 22:08 | 904751 CU1981
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Engineers AREN'T far left leaning !! LOL

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