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Full Text Of Rakoff Order Exposing SEC's Corruption And Cronyism

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One of those hopefully seminal moments, when someone, somewhere decided to take a stand against the perpetual engine of corruption, greed, and cronyism. From Judge Rakoff's Order

For example, the Consent Judgment would effectively close the case without the S.E.C. adequately accounting for why, in contravention of its own policy, see Order, 8/25/08 (quoting the policy), it did not pursue charges against either Bank management or the lawyers who allegedly were responsible for the false and misleading proxy statements...

 

Oscar Wilde once famously said that a cynic is someone “who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere’s Fan (1892). The proposed Consent Judgment in this case suggests a rather cynical relationship between the parties: the S.E.C. gets to claim that it is exposing wrongdoing on the part of the Bank of America in a high-profile merger; the Bank’s management gets to claim that they have been coerced into an onerous settlement by overzealous regulators. And all this is done at the expense, not only of the shareholders, but also of the truth.

 

Yet the truth may still emerge. The Bank of America states unequivocally that if the Court disapproves the Consent Judgment, it is prepared to litigate the charges. The S.E.C., having brought the charges, presumably is not about to drop them. Accordingly, the Court, having hereby disapproved the Consent Judgment, directs the parties to file with the Court, no later than one week from today, a jointly proposed Case Management Plan that will have this case ready to be tried on February 1, 2010.

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Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:32 | Link to Comment Charles Wilson
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See companion article: "Now they're getting milk from cows!"

 

CW

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:33 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Eh, they'll find a dead six year old girl with stains on her panties under Rakoff's bench in a couple days.  End of story.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:38 | Link to Comment JohnKing
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He should just refer the whole thing to the FBI, he can't possibly expect the two colluding parties (BofA and SEC) to proceed in in any manner that isn't dodgy if not criminal.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:41 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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yeah, cuz the FBI ain't dodgy

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:03 | Link to Comment JohnKing
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We need a Department of Dodgy, to make sure that all regulators are upholding high dodgy standards.

"The Department of Dodgy brought forth a complaint today charging that a regulator at the SEC was acting ethically. Mary Shapiro responded to the complaint by promising a rapid, robust solution to any ethical activities under her purvey."Ethical behaviour poses a systemic risk to our intitutions and we will not tolerate a playing field that is level for all participants. Institutions funded by the Federal Reserve need that protection, it's also good for jobs." "

 

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:11 | Link to Comment Mr. Anonymous
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It's already called the US Government.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 09/14/2009 - 16:17 | Link to Comment aldousd
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Ministry of Information.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:52 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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chumbawamba - you're famous over at evil.speculator

 

http://evilspeculator.com/?p=10844

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:10 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Heh!  Too funny.  Thanks for the link.

I am Chumbawamba, and I'd rather be infamous.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:55 | Link to Comment contrabandista13
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Chumba:

I did the same...  Stashed about 50k...  been trading sugar with it and I'm up to 250ish k...

.However, I did not change my number... They call and I pretend not to speak English, I tell them... "no speak english, speak latvian...."  It's a great deal of fun, they are trying to find an interpreter to speak with me....  by that time I'll be Turkish....

 

ciao,

 

Econolicious

 

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 15:25 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Excellent.  On one of my accounts I changed the name, address and phone number to someone I didn't like, then set the preferred language on my account to "Spanish".  I'm sure that person is having fun fielding calls all day from Spanish speaking reps.

As for my credit, I put a big chunk in gold and silver to augment my current stash, then spent the rest on food, ammunition, and other essential supplies for the coming shitstorm.  Somehow I don't think I have enough.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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Chumba, are you confusing BAC with GS ?

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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That would be a real change in SOP.

Normally, they find them naked, highly drugged, and walking in the middle of an 8-lane superhighway until mowed down and crushed beyond description.  [If the body can be gotten to prior to the mandatory cremation -- a drug concoction (assuming there's enough left to make an analyses) will be find to be a mixture of PCP, LSD, crystal meth, and some random rat poisons.  At least that's they way they've done it in the past.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Sardonicus
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either that or he has a denture cream overdose or some such thing

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:37 | Link to Comment digalert
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Good for the judge, we still haven't seen any heads roll anywhere, sans Madoff, but he was peanuts.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:55 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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40

Off topic:  Does anyone know where Madoff's money went?  According to Markopolos (sp?) , the number was around 17B from clients, 50B on paper, so there should be 17B floating around somewhere.  Of course the media won't scratch the surface as far as I can tell.

 

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:38 | Link to Comment jdun
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Audit SEC workers bank accounts and assets!

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Sardonicus
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can you even imagine the amount of inside information trades that would get discovered?

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:41 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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if the number is less than a million then I can imagine it, everything over that threshold makes my head hurt.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:40 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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If the judge is looking for a volunteer security team that can't be paid off, he knows where to reach me.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:43 | Link to Comment DiverCity
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This man does indeed possess a pair.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:49 | Link to Comment Sardonicus
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I imagine GS stands to benefit from BAC/MER getting tarred and feathered.

Too big to fail, but not too big to stink. GS has got loads of booty from the absence of LEH in the bond markets.

It's all a chess game.  Look for the tools and tactics to change. 

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:44 | Link to Comment waterdog
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So ordered, this is going to be good entertainment for some time to come.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:50 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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just read this now at Jesse's

On President Obama's tough talk with Wall Street:

"He may as well walk into the aftermath of a vicious bank robbery and say to the perps with cash still in hand, "Now you boys stop doing that this minute. This is the fifth time you have stolen money and endangered lives of innocent people. You can keep the money this time, but you had better not do it again. Sheriff Summers and Deputy Tim,who you all know so well from drinking with them after hours at your clubs, will come and stop you if you do. And remember that Bennie the Bookie has his eye on you."

 

http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2009/09/it-has-now-become-clear...

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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put the judge in the  ( soon to be founded ) " Judges Protection Program ".

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:57 | Link to Comment Big Al
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I'm betting that the SEC will appeal Rakoff's order. If the appeal fails, the SEC will just drop the case.   It will never proceed to trial.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:02 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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After all, the SEC has neither the manpower or funds to proceed with a case they have already deemed closed. End of case.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:28 | Link to Comment Handle with care
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One thing that makes me salivate was Lewis' performance in front of Congress.  That was aguy who was pissed off at being used by Paulson and Bernanke and was itching to tell everyone so.

 

He flat out stated he was coerced into doing the deal and the matter was dropped!

 

If he's pulled into court and he's being prosecuted directly with the possibility of jail time, there's no telling what he might say

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:30 | Link to Comment mmlevine
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Hey Chumbawamba

I appreciate the attempt but using a six year old girl was a little sick - IMHO

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:46 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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At least he didn't say it was a six year old boy.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 15:29 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Hey, man, I don't stage the crime scenes.  I just recognize the pattern.

Caveat emptor.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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Judge on proposed settlement:

"... does not comport with the most elementary notions of justice and morality..."

Ouch.

 

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 15:03 | Link to Comment wareco
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I think this gives Cuomo the green light to pursue his case against BAC.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 09/14/2009 - 15:30 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Like I said, I'm trying to be infamous.  Thanks for contributing to my cause!  Without your recognition of my work, I'd be an anonymous nobody...like you.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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Chumba I know who you are. Don't even try to deny it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abZyfRJXkkk&NR=1

 

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 17:49 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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You bastard.  If you know what's good for you then don't you ever get into my line of sight.

I am Chumbawamba, and I am gay in an 1890s sense, and straight in a twisted kind of way.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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HLN this am: giant sign of Cheeky Bastard being displayed by a protestor at Saturday's march on Washington by those tea party folks. Had a moment when I saw it.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 16:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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