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Futures charts; May 24th

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Your usual entertainment for those late nights when you are "Jacks raging insomnia". Now that Billy Mays is selling Mighty Putty in Heaven and the Sham-wow guy is doing 5-10 in Tennessee Federal Penitentiary , late night TV is not what it used to be; so turn over to ZeroHedge and enjoy some futures action. Naked CDS ban is long forgotten, swap line is fully operational and Japanese housewives are turning on their Toshiba's and logging into their ElToro accounts; and nothing stands in the way of a triple point gain. Charts provided below by our usual sponsor; Finviz.com. Recreational links included.

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I leave you with the words written by Charles Bukowski and wish you a good night and a profitable day:

 

there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given day

and the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peace

those who preach god, need god
those who preach peace do not have peace
those who preach peace do not have love

beware the preachers
beware the knowers
beware those who are always reading books
beware those who either detest poverty
or are proud of it
beware those quick to praise
for they need praise in return
beware those who are quick to censor
they are afraid of what they do not know
beware those who seek constant crowds for
they are nothing alone
beware the average man the average woman
beware their love, their love is average
seeks average

but there is genius in their hatred
there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
to kill anybody
not wanting solitude
not understanding solitude
they will attempt to destroy anything
that differs from their own
not being able to create art
they will not understand art
they will consider their failure as creators
only as a failure of the world
not being able to love fully
they will believe your love incomplete
and then they will hate you
and their hatred will be perfect

like a shining diamond
like a knife
like a mountain
like a tiger
like hemlock

their finest art

 

 

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Sun, 05/23/2010 - 19:12 | 369161 tip e. canoe
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don't sleep on Gary Johnson IMO

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 18:49 | 369118 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Will he live down his brother's short comings?  Facebook/Hollywood Futures/Pot will have to make America rich for that to happen.

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 18:32 | 369113 Gully Foyle
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Cheeky Bastard

No Jeb, Bush's still have the stench of failure. No Palin either.

Look how they snuck Barky in.

No some short termer, maybe a long term Governor, gets the nod.

Remember it is only Governors and Senators who get to be POTUS these days.

Someone like Scott Brown. He is in the Obama mold.

We should start seeing rumblings and propaganda spewing any month now. The machine needs some time to work public opinion.

 

ON EDIT

You need a decade between Bushs as POTUS. Too soon for Jeb.

My theory is some adverse power player, one including Cheney in the Cabal, played on W's Oedipal Complex and made him upset Poppies apple cart. The plan was for Jeb to be POTUS. W was only supposed to get retirement benefits. The dude as an economic fuck up.

W pretty much screwed Jeb's chances until memories become fuzzy and sweet. Like those of the psycho chick who was a great lay but tended to cut herself and get all stabby when upset. Ten years later you think about her when the sex is boring. You remember the hot bump and grind, but forget the steak knife scar she left on your thigh.

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 22:00 | 369320 Cheeky Bastard
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Sounds like you fucked my first wife.

 

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 01:46 | 369573 Johnny Bravo
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I think that the word you should be using is "partner".

Wifes are for hetero males.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 05:50 | 369666 tip e. canoe
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you obviously don't know any gay married couples personally, as many refer to one of the 'partners' as the wife all the time.  'tis a pity as it seems like you desperately need to broaden your horizons more beyond your employer's 'talking points'.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 08:49 | 369787 Johnny Bravo
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"beyond your employer's 'talking points'"

Hahahahaha.... I love the conspiracy theorists here.  Who is my employer?  The CIA?  Maybe the World Anti Gold Alliance? 

You're right that I don't know any married gay people since gay marriage is illegal.  I guess that you forgot that part.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 21:35 | 371293 tip e. canoe
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"Who is my employer?"  don't know chap, the Annunaki perhaps?

"since gay marriage is illegal."   ooohhh, "illegal", now there's a loaded gun.  what are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:27 | 369941 velobabe
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your a puzzle†

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 16:30 | 370843 Hephasteus
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Oh look. It's another thread where master bates talks crap and velobabe tries to get a swing on cheekys nuts.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 09:10 | 369685 Mercury
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that no net benefit whatsoever would accrue to any interested party if CB suddenly found himself coupled with a "male wife."

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 14:09 | 369900 velobabe
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Mon, 05/24/2010 - 14:09 | 369419 velobabe
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ouch

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 21:51 | 369303 Rick64
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Like those of the psycho chick who was a great lay but tended to cut herself and get all stabby when upset. Ten years later you think about her when the sex is boring. You remember the hot bump and grind, but forget the steak knife scar she left on your thigh.

Brings back a lot of memories.

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 20:15 | 369212 qualia
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"Like those of the psycho chick who was a great lay but tended to cut herself and get all stabby when upset. Ten years later you think about her when the sex is boring. You remember the hot bump and grind, but forget the steak knife scar she left on your thigh."

 

Brilliant.

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 17:12 | 369042 Double down
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Nice stuff

Thanks

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