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Futures Now Green As Market Goes Parabolic On Galactic Federation Bailout Rumor
Contrary to malicious rumors, Uranus has not confirmed it has enough money to bail out earth. Repeat: Uranus vehemently denies it will bail out the earth. In fact the Uranus Monetary Authority has ceased all diplomatic connections with earth feeling snubbed there was no gossip about it in the latest programmed Wikileaks release. Too late though: the HFTs are already in forward feedback loop mode, are buying because they are buying, and will close the market green on a straight line upward move. Futures are now green.
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Well thats it, everyhting is fixed, time to go home.
These end of day ramps are a sign of weakness by the PPT. It is clear they do not have the resources to ramp for the full market duration. They wait to the end and blitzkrieg to utilize their limited resources. This will not go on forever.
liberals caused the wiki leak fiasco
It's nice to know they are good for something.
Depends on what the definition of "forever" is...
EU bond spreads are soaring again...watch the news tomorrow a.m.
To find out more about the Imminent Collapse of American Capitalism, watch this video " WIKILEAKS, QE GAZILLION, OBAMA'S FAT LIP, AMERICA DEAD !! at (http://youtu.be/N0fRlwL2pnQ).
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Most likely this is so they can justify censoring the internet.
Your right about the banks, they should have? failed, now they are taking over everything with our money.
Anyway, America has had at least 3 major depressions.
Amazon is running a lightning deal for the next 2 hours only. Get 1,000 shares of NFLX for for 180 per share. Cyber monday you are a miracle.
INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO- Today, James Lipton interviews Brian Sacks.
Oh Brian Sacks, you are DIVINE. Your role in 'Wall Street' machinations is tautology at its finest. And your counterplay off some of the Federal Reserve alleged Hawks is as the Yin to Ben Bernanke's Yang.
What's your favorite curse word?
so the nyfed has bought $10B of treasuries today that settle tomorrow. so what to do, what to do w/ that $10B between now and then? if only we could figure out what they do!
hello, gs, this is bs at nyfed. print 500 large ES. hit it again. again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, agian, again, again.
yes regular way settlment. you'll see it in your reserve act. here tomorrow.
We watch this closely, every creak, strain, and groan as the seams of the boiler start to spread apart from the rivets. The middle swells, we go "ohhhhh!" A rivet pops out and takes out someone's eye, we go "ahhhh!" Fascinating. It is a slow motion disaster. Thing is, when the fucker blows, and we are all still staring at it, well, I wonder if there will be enough time to run.
I thought we were a free market, capitalist society?
Sad days for America.
I knew it!!, The federation is out there, and Obama is really Tuvok send back in time from StarTrek Voyager to save the day. Guess it isn't to be that easy for the vulcan!.
lets not forget the 5.25 /es gap up on sunday night, nearly every sunday night for the last 6 months.
“There have been plenty of great reasons to short things this year, but zero interest rates trump all that,” said hedge fund manager Bill Fleckenstein.
Either stay long or stay out..
“There have been plenty of great reasons to short things this year, but zero interest rates trump all that,” said hedge fund manager Bill Fleckenstein.
Either stay long or stay out..
Uranus, what an asshole. That is unless you are talking to me.
May the Farce be with you!
"WTF?!? The market closed in the RED, you idiot!" Obama *smacks* Helicopter Ben upside the head..........