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Don't ask. It's all Greek to us. But since he is not tearing up we assume no penis shots are involved.



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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:50 | 1372345 Superslam
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Dead man walking, bitchez!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:57 | 1372380 margaris
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Title of the video is "Its time for responsibility"... and he starts and ends the speech with the word "responsibility"...


.... the rest is the usual blabla... but this time condensed down to 2 min.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:00 | 1372396 EscapeKey
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I was expecting a totally rad saxophone solo. I walk away disappointed.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:10 | 1372448 Temporalist
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I think you mean an aulos or lyre...Zorba!!!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:00 | 1372596 ambrosiac
ambrosiac's picture's only words, and words are all I have...




Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:04 | 1372423 pesamystik
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Rough translation of portion of speech:

“”Despite my own attitude, the opposition managed the whole effort with communicative terms rather than in terms of political and national responsibility. Before we even discussed the matter, conditions were made public, that can not be accepted, because they’d keep the country into a prolonged instability and introversion, while the major national issue is to tackle the debt “.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:16 | 1372452 NotApplicable
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How can anyone take a man seriously who cannot even tie a Double Windsor?

You'd think if someone got that high up in the power structure, they'd at least take the time to add a little gravitas to the facade. He might as well be wearing a clip-on.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:33 | 1372513 I Am The Unknow...
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Did you mean "strap on?"

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:51 | 1372563 Bay of Pigs
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Bend over George, you're getting driven all the way to Cleveland.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:47 | 1372553 SilverDosed
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I laughed

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:48 | 1372555 Freddie
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"Don't ask. It's all Greek to us. But since he is not tearing up we assume no penis shots are involved."

Tyler is freaking hilarious but thank God he has made the math problem cathcha's easier.  Those integers were driving me crazy. LOL!


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:51 | 1372347 Piranhanoia
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What's under the podium? 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:49 | 1372349 Temporalist
Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:47 | 1372351 Cognitive Dissonance
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When can I put a bid in on the Acropolis?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:56 | 1372397 Trillax
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Let me know when you place your bid CD. I want to purchase 'Gyro Cart' and themed iPad sales license from you.  There's an app for that...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:10 | 1372430 Cognitive Dissonance
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I'll make sure all my ZH friends get the first screwing on the back end.

[Practicing to become a master of the universe. Did my voice sound OK? I hope it didn't waver.]

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:02 | 1372403 I Am The Unknow...
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CD, you can do it right now - all you need to do is get Linda Green to sign the documents.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:11 | 1372438 Cognitive Dissonance
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I'll get Banzai7 right on it. He seems to have the Linda Green signature down pat.

Is there such a thing as a forgery of a forgery? 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:21 | 1372471 I Am The Unknow...
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carbon paper

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:24 | 1372481 Cognitive Dissonance
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Old School.......Bitches.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:28 | 1372495 I Am The Unknow...
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man I love your sense of humor!  Thanks again for the pictures of the cats wearing the tin-foil hats. 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:33 | 1372511 Cognitive Dissonance
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My cat still hasn't forgiven me for posting that picture. Do you know what it is like waking at 3 AM with cats claws in your scrotum?

A little kinky actually. :)

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:17 | 1373133 Hulk
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They give me cat scratch scrotum
Cat scratch scrotum 

It's nothin dangerous 
I feel much pain 
I've got to ch-ch-change 
You know you got it when you're going insane 
It makes a grown man cryin' cryin' 
Won't you make my bed 

I make the pussy purr with 
The stroke of my hand 
They know they gettin' it from me 
They know just where to go 
When they need their lovin man 
They know I do it for free 

They give me cat scratch scrotum
Cat scratch scrotum

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:00 | 1372413 NotApplicable
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Surely, Soros has that locked up.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:16 | 1372450 Cognitive Dissonance
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All his Gold are belong to us.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:25 | 1372490 Arius
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 i take it you got a linda green collateral agreement to prove it...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:28 | 1372506 Cognitive Dissonance
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Nope. I took delivery. Here's me diving into the deep end.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:37 | 1372523 Arius
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love your stuff and wonder TD upgraded you to post pictures...thanks!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:43 | 1372534 Cognitive Dissonance
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He has regretted it ever since. But I have compromising pictures of him and someone other than Marla so he leaves me alone.

Blackmail.....Bitches. :>)

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 00:44 | 1373605 bankruptcylawyer
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i've discussed the theme intro to ducktales for years, you'd get seriously injured trying to dive into a pool full of gold coins from any height. gold is extremely dense, and coins are not like foam balls, they will no disperse as your weight pushes through them.


if you doubt me CD try filling your bath tub with pennys ( only if its on the first floor or it might fall through the floor) and hop onto it.


not that i'm saying you don't have enough gold, but i'm just saying better to try with smaller lighter coins first as those would have an even lesser resistance to scrooge mcdiving than would gold coins.



Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:49 | 1372355 redpill
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It's always funny when they think lame recorded statements are going to appease an angry mob.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:04 | 1372609 Bay of Pigs
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I wonder how the digging is going on in tunnel #2?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:50 | 1372357 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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All these puppet president and prime ministers must have been promised something pretty sweet from their elite masters to put themselves on the front line as they do... wonder what it is they have been promised... $1m annum job at JP Morgan?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:55 | 1372368 Temporalist
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Shares in Pandora, Linkedin, Facebook...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:10 | 1372427 margaris
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I ask myself the same question..... isnt that very little money to become such a traitor?

Are million of dollars enough to betray millions of people?

I cant believe it... not for such a cheap price...

There must be some kind of menace or even mind manipulation going on....

... a puppet doesnt have to be payed well... a puppet needs the wires and strings to be attached deeply and strongly.

Thats how it works... and for that the manipulator (elite) needs to KILL the autonomy of the puppet (if present)

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:17 | 1372469 Arius
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take it easy my friend - what is going on is on much bigger scale than a puppet or two....try to financially protect yourself and family (friends if anyone will listen) and things will take care of themselves one way or the other...nothing is forever - it always changes...gia...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:42 | 1373264 margaris
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already on it! Why you think I'm lurking around here at zerohedge's..

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:04 | 1372616 Problem Is
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"All these puppet president and prime ministers must have been promised something pretty sweet from their elite masters..."

Obama Bin Lyin' is counting on the Tony Blair deal from his Uncle Jamie...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:17 | 1373126 blindman
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yacht and a free slip on a greek island.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:50 | 1372359 MacedonianGlory
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He was so pathetic

He said that he will reform his Socialist Gvnt and will proced alone.

He wants to join the Ceausescu club

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:54 | 1372361 carbonmutant
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This is a man who thinks spending other peoples money is an inalienable right...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:51 | 1372362 Paralympic Equity
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Fake library on the wall of the tunnel

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:52 | 1372364 Gordon Freeman
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Greek-ass muthafucka...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:55 | 1372367 agent default
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That's the look of a terrified man.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:52 | 1372369 Arius
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same Bazooka talk....

thanks for posting!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:56 | 1372370 MacedonianGlory
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We can't watch the second video in Greece.

Tyler, do something

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:54 | 1372387 Paralympic Equity
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In Greece or Macedonia?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:58 | 1372401 MacedonianGlory
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Macedonia is the Glory of Greece.

Go read History you idiot

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:05 | 1372417 Paralympic Equity
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hahaha, that was an easy one.

Calm down with the idiot stuff, I'm in the neighborhood, and I knew that would be your reaction.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:12 | 1372442 MacedonianGlory
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Don't play with my National Pride.

Cause I don't play with yours

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:24 | 1372483 dcb
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the best advice I can give him is to go read my pet goat to the people.

(hope you'll get that)

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:04 | 1372422 NotApplicable
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I always find it interesting the words which people choose to Capitalize.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:15 | 1372634 knowless
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the second video is "should i stay or should i go" by the clash.

this is the chorus:

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An’ if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:56 | 1372372 AldoHux_IV
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The coward has the audacity to impose economic genocide upon his own people, but can't say it to their faces and has to pre-record the address the regime that currently grips the world under the slavery of debt are similar across nations-- this is not too different from the way Egypt was handled, and many other protests against oppressive regimes.

The people have spoken, the current government that is in power across the world are not serving the best interests of the people.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:58 | 1372373 EscapeKey
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He says he's changed his football allegiance from Olympiakos to Panathinaikos. 100,000 people turned up to protest thist blatant traitory.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:11 | 1372435 cougar_w
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Don't know why you got junked, that was funny.

Oh wait, maybe you're onto something.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:56 | 1372374 darkpool2
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If he has an "accident", Canada can send JACK LAYTON as a stand in......would anyone even notice?  ( and ooops, if Jack also had an "accident" while there, we would get over it )


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:58 | 1372402 lizzy36
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Elizabeth May and Jack Layton. Seems like a 2 person job to me. ;)

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 13:42 | 1372493 GoinFawr
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Nah, once the *Canucks finally finish off the Bruins they should send in George Stroumboulopoulos, he 'gets' the Greeks; like totally dude.

*Ed. That clause needs some revision.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:43 | 1372444 GoinFawr
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Heh, Ol` Jack may look more like Pappy, but the Greek elites need a good liar right now, and Harper`s already playing for team bankster. He could just go `prorogue` again for another round of taxpayer expensed time off, hop on Air Farce 1, and bring along John Baird to bark down any Greek citizens that said he didn't look enough like Pappy.

Speaking of lying and liars: have the Cons abolished the GST yet?
Forced labelling of GMO impregnated foodstuffs like 80% of Canadians want? And I just love they way they 'reformed' your senate. LOL

Enjoy your Christian police state! 25% of Canada's eligible voters can't be wrong!

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 01:41 | 1373649 Canaduh
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Thank you sir may I have another!?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:53 | 1372377 economessed
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Look carefully at the bookshelf in the background -- middle shelf, fourth book from the lefT:  "The Rise and Fall of Nations."  Anyone else recognize some of those titles?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:11 | 1372441 hungarianboy
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yeh man! Here in Hungary it's the best seller.


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:58 | 1372386 Jack Mehoff
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*Recorded from the Bahamas.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:55 | 1372391 I Am The Unknow...
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My Greek is pretty rusty but I think he just said something like:

"we can have this problem fixed in 15 minutes.  It's all good for stocks.  Now is a great buying opportunity for financials.", or something like that....

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:02 | 1372410 digitlman
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I think I heard "there has never been a better time to buy a house" in there too.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:02 | 1372420 I Am The Unknow...
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Yes.  He was refering to the Acropolis, but I think CD has the jump on us on that property.....

Maybe the Olympic Stadium hasn't been claimed yet?  I should get right on that. 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 15:56 | 1372393 Lord Welligton
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Papandreou offers to resign.

If he does the end of the beginning is at hand.



Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:46 | 1372548 Rodent Freikorps
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Isn't that another way of saying the beginning of the middle?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:03 | 1372604 Lord Welligton
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Well I was thinking that we are only at the beginning of the end.

And that we seem to be approaching the end of the beginning.

But yes.

The beginning of the middle will start shortly.

The middle may be a very short space of time.

Then the end.

Basically it's all complete and utter shit.


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:00 | 1372395 lizzy36
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And now the opposition leader Samaras is asking for early elections.....ECB/EU/IMF going to love that.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:02 | 1372408 Lord Welligton
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Translation of that video.

"We are in the shit.

If we don't agree to be butt-fucked they will kill your first born".



Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:03 | 1372421 hungarianboy
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What a face. LOL

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:37 | 1372521 Cheesy Bastard
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we assume no penis shots are involved

I thought that the start of the video was a penis shot.  I am nitpicking.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:07 | 1372424 The Axe
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Why me.....mommy

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:05 | 1372425 SilverIsKing
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I think he might have been hit in the head by a bottle or something.  Look at that bruise.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:06 | 1372428 falak pema
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Greece is officially sold. So who cares about election. TD says the Euro PDs have 600 B of QE-2 money. So they are rich. They can take a hit for Greece, for POrtugal and for Ireland. Period. No big deal for them. But for the people its jobless future and their country is totally hocked. Next one on the list Ireland. 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:07 | 1372437 eureka
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Eyes glued on Greece? Looking for "foreign" events to move US markets?

USUKs Bitchez! US + UK - the source of all Globa-Fi-Scum.

USUKs Bithcez - there's your bitch, coined for zerohedge level intelligence by me, EUreka! Forget Greece - WATCH CALIFORNIA. 

Ceterum censeo Angloginem USUKs delendam esse!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:18 | 1372456 web bot
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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:22 | 1372472 Seasmoke
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i thought they said Greece was not a big deal ???

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:23 | 1372474 qussl3
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Sly fuckers have the EU flag covering the greek one.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:21 | 1372487 web bot
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You saw that one... I bet this one was for foeign consumption. Then he did a retake with the Greek flag along.


Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:40 | 1372477 web bot
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I got "Christmas", "Cheezburgers", "Zippas", "Ethnics" "all of them tomato", "Statzi", "print", "economy", "Benda"... also "syphilis".

It's all greek to me... but my translation was that he's blaming it all on the ethnics who have syphilis and who who have bought cheezburgers with tomatoes. He's going to get the police "Statzi" to check all zippers to fix the economy and if that doesn't work, he's going to call the Fed and get Bernanke to benda over and print more money.

All joking aside, this going to get really messy - fast. Greece is in a no-win situation. 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:48 | 1372566 Rodent Freikorps
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Oh, come on. They bankers are only up to the second ripple.

They are Greek, they can take more.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:38 | 1373163 Mentaliusanything
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After they clear the sphincter this is going to get really messy. Greek or not

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:29 | 1372496 roygbiv
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James Bond never trusted a man who boasted a Windsor Knot; "It was tied with a Windsor knot. Bond mistrusted anyone who tied his tie with a Windsor knot. It showed too much vanity. It was often the mark of a cad." -From Russia With Love



Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:48 | 1373180 Aristarchan
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That was just Ian Fleming poisting his affections to posterity.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:29 | 1372508 A Man without Q...
Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:36 | 1372526 gwar5
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They're just stalling. More time to reshuffle and loot. 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:38 | 1372533 in4mayshun
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no penis shot? Are you sure? Coulda' swore I saw a dick head in there....

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:41 | 1372536 strannick
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Don't ask. It's all Greek to us. But since he is not tearing up we assume no penis shots are involved.


Oh my gosh, Im buying a ZH T shirt. Its like the masonic handshake for the new millenia..

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 22:48 | 1373394 jomama
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pretty fucking awesome, right?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:47 | 1372551 Yperkeimenos
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Another unique Greek innovation,we will be the first nation to genocide itself.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:54 | 1372572 Pchelar
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This is, apparently, <NOT> Sparta...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 16:56 | 1372592 kito
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but..but..cant they just borrow from the fed? they can nationalize all their banks and then have unlimited access to the lending window! problem solved!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 18:08 | 1372768 Jendrzejczyk
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Now, you're our BFF.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:00 | 1372594 equity_momo
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He ends by saying :

"and dont worry , i'm gonna get us a great deal with the IMF unlike those dumb Irish micks"


Over to you Ireland...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:11 | 1372622 Lord Welligton
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It's not the Irish or the Greeks.

It's the Euro.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:14 | 1372631 Problem Is
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Makes me think of he Gilligan's Island episode where Mr. Howell dreamed he was a crusty old prospector passing phony IOUs...

The Professor comes up with a noose and says:

"Let's hang the old desert rat..."

Too funny... and too situation appropriate considering GPap sold the Greek state CDS's to a group of hedge funders including his brother for $1 billion... now worth $24+ billion... desert rat indeed...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:28 | 1372667 High Plains Drifter
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treason by greek leadership.

the story of the Papandreou clan.

you greeks need to do some internal house cleaning and get rid of these scumbags....

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:35 | 1372672 kito
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@highplains--you got anything good on the Bushclinton clan?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:16 | 1372996 nicxios
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Great links.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:38 | 1372684 shazbotz
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having a vote and reshuffling cabinet is a classic stalling tactic.



epic lolz fail

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 17:54 | 1372705 cougar_w
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Or he's giving all his buds in the current Cabinet a chance to leave the country ahead of the lynch mob.

Gotta feel sorry for whatever bunch of shmucks they get to fill the seats ahead of The Day of Purification.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 18:05 | 1372771 Cognitive Dissonance
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Failing "The Day of Purification" a shower is acceptable as long as they use lye and a horse G-Pap hair (what little is left) scrub brush.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:45 | 1373171 Aristarchan
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I thought "the day of Purification" involved naked boys...the Greeks did - after all - invent them. But, I may be wrong, I gave up on mythological porn when bangBus came along.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:40 | 1373269 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Okay, okay okay.  Will someone please answer the most important geopolitical question of our time?'

"If France attacks Turkey from the rear will Greece help?!"



Thu, 06/16/2011 - 02:04 | 1373471 Element
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At times like these I like to watch something cathartic like this to put it all back into its proper perspective:

Then there's this little Aussie Band called "The Radiators" and their version of the national anthem within their particular Universe, and I'm pretty sure this is what G-Pap is actually trying to say above:

And here's something to er, finese Angela with:

How'd ya go with Pappy? Struck out huh? Well, this is what's coming mate:

Oh well, back to some of this:

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!