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"Greece will not require a bailout. Greek finances are stable..."
[two weeks later, BAILOUT and Greek financial meltdown!]
This guy looks like a Shar Pei with a face lift!
Daffy Duck minus the orange bill
With a longer goatee and moustache (and the correct hat!), he could pass for Guy Fawkes!
Oh, shit. That's not a mask?!
He looks like he is just one hallucinogenic pill away from an overdose.
Its time for an official "death pool."
When will he be strung up like Mussolini? 1oz silver says GMT1200 March 17.
Hey there's a market for you.
Anyone know British intel guys that work North Africa desert tribes?
For Q-daffy to go there needs to be someone to fill that tunic.
My Rolodex is a little short on Oxford ex-pats in that part of the world.
"Anyone know British intel guys that work North Africa desert tribes?"
I do. We won't take him out because it would martyr him and embolden his son. Patience my friend. His regime will implode. He's voted "Most Likely Dictator To Be Taken Out By A Crowd." The sons will most likely flee with wealth, wives, etc. in tow...believe it or don't, but probably to London.
Tim Geitner "Don't worry. We can print oil and control this situation" NOT!
I will open the bidding at 1oz Ag / gallon to forego my gas consumption.
What's your offer, Timmy?
He's gonna look terrible when the safety pin at the back of his head falls off.
All the sheeple are missing THE (riots/unrest)target.
That raped journalist was a (small) clue.
The target is you. And your life style.
Gaddafy will not be raped...
But you will when oil will be 200$.
She was not raped, but badly beaten and abused. We the people will not be raped because we will simply stop buying.
i filled my gas tank 2 days ago and my oil tank yesterday morning.
I was thinking today to go buy me a 1000 liter plastic tank and fill it up with gasoline as a reserve in case oil would be in short supply if Saudi also falls.
Dang SD, not a bad idea. I bought several 1000 Ltr plastic IBCs used for $50 a piece from a cookie manufacturer to store water. 1000 Ltrs of gasoline here in TX would run about $800 USD at current prices. Big pain in the ass to fill it up (might have to go to a truck stop), but a really good idea. Wont you get in trouble with your local township> Belgium is a bit stricter with such things than Texas.
The rape (and much worse) of Gaddafy is a good possibility in this case I think.....
I want some of whatever he's smoking.
That dried Camelshit is pretty strong so they say...
He gets his supply from
Is he going to die as a martyr again?
Lehman Bros. is not Bear Stearns.
Wachovia is a solid bank.
Everyone's favorite: "I did NOT have sex with that woman!"
on that note the CONex clowns just slammed over 20 cents off spot in less than 5 minutes.
F.U. Blythe! BTFD!
He keeps dropping Al-Qaed references and talking about loans and money, this whole thing makes him sound like a CIA puppet to begin with
They pick up key words and drop them in their discourse hoping to "fit in": homeland security, war on drugs, Queen Elizabeth, Al Queda, Bid Laden, etc.
I hear ya - This whole thing stinks to high heaven - I wish we could verify the translation was correct
Sorry but NO ONE has upstaged Baghdad Bob (yet!) :>D
Lizards! Area 51! Rothschilds! Illuminati! Fnords!
Crude oil over $100....
Love his ramblings. Talk about rising to the level of your incompetence.
He needs to borrow Obama's teleprompter.
Put his blond "nurse" on and I might actually watch.
Isn't that Mickey Rourke?
He sounds worried...
The lost Jackson brother....Dorito Jackson.
Are you sure that is the right spelling of his name. Fond rememberances of SNL....
Is that Sydney Poitier in the background?
Nah, it's Clarence Thomas.
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.
Good videos and commentary coming from AJE http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/ even though the channel says its satellite has been jammed intermittantly. It might be the solar X2 flare that hit earth 2-18, which may also be the cause of inaction at the jammed whitehouse and UN.
Al-CIAda. I knew it! Seriously, is Kadaffy's strategy to bore "his" people into submission? Clearly no one has said "no" to this man for a long, long time. He is obviously off his rocker. Lack of action by the US (but plenty of gaseous platitudes) equates support. But the Colonel is no US puppet. Right. It must be a great shock to the controllers to see how fragile these client state sweat acts are. And look at the craven UK, fellating BP last year by releasing the Lockerbie bomber and now sanctimoniously criticising the violence it made possible with its arms sales to Libya. Meanwhile, while the father of the Libyan nation continues to massacre unarmed citizens, EU "secretary of state" Baroness Ashton blathers on in endless Brussels committees like a tranquilized cow. Obunghole said it was necessary for the world to "speak with one voice" on Libya. Good luck finding one.
I have newfound respect for Libyans. How on earth they have endured so many years of this boring lunatic is beyond my comprehension. I'm suprised there hasn't been mass suicides in the past. Can you imagine living under the rule of this fucktard?
Somebody should at least have him hooked up to one of those retractable doggy leashes in case he wanders off.
That isn't Kaddafi. Undoubtedly someone with a bad Kaddafi mask on. A CIA operative. Like Julian Assange maybe. No doubt another plot to confiscate our guns and gold somehow.
"Libya is not Egypt or Tunisia" ... where have we heard this before.
Quotes to be inspired by....
Hosni 'Hoss' Mubarack -- "Egypt is NOT Tunisia!'
Zine El Abidine Ben Ali - "Tunisia is NOT Egypt!'
Ben Bernacke - "I have/will NOT monetize US Debt!'
Lloyd Blankfein - "Tim, bend over again now damn it I am tired of telling you!'
Muammar Gaddafi - 'I have never been to Scotland'
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