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Gaddafi Speaking Live On Libyan TV

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"Libya is not Egypt or Tunisia" ... where have we heard this before. The Libyan leader continues to blame the protests on hallucinogenic pills, and now adds it is Al-Qaeda's fault.

 

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Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:19 | 992557 jus_lite_reading
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"Greece will not require a bailout. Greek finances are stable..."

[two weeks later, BAILOUT and Greek financial meltdown!]

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:25 | 992584 Pladizow
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This guy looks like a Shar Pei with a face lift!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:33 | 992620 ZackAttack
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Gene Simmons.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:17 | 992860 I Am The Unknow...
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Daffy Duck minus the orange bill

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:15 | 992844 StychoKiller
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With a longer goatee and moustache (and the correct hat!), he could pass for Guy Fawkes!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:36 | 993007 snowball777
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Oh, shit. That's not a mask?!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:15 | 992855 Doubleguns
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He looks like he is just one hallucinogenic pill away from an overdose.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:41 | 992652 bankonzhongguo
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Its time for an official "death pool." 

When will he be strung up like Mussolini?  1oz silver says GMT1200 March 17.

Hey there's a market for you.

Anyone know British intel guys that work North Africa desert tribes?

For Q-daffy to go there needs to be someone to fill that tunic. 

My Rolodex is a little short on Oxford ex-pats in that part of the world.

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:23 | 992903 I Am The Unknow...
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"Anyone know British intel guys that work North Africa desert tribes?"

I do.  We won't take him out because it would martyr him and embolden his son.  Patience my friend.  His regime will implode.  He's voted "Most Likely Dictator To Be Taken Out By A Crowd." The sons will most likely flee with wealth, wives, etc. in tow...believe it or don't, but probably to London.     

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:21 | 992562 Cleanclog
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Tim Geitner "Don't worry. We can print oil and control this situation"  NOT!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:07 | 992810 snowball777
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I will open the bidding at 1oz Ag / gallon to forego my gas consumption.

What's your offer, Timmy?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:22 | 992570 iota
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He's gonna look terrible when the safety pin at the back of his head falls off.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:22 | 992571 Golden monkey
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All the sheeple are missing THE (riots/unrest)target.

That raped journalist was a (small) clue.

The target is you. And your life style.

Gaddafy will not be raped...

But you will when oil will be 200$.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:37 | 992643 jus_lite_reading
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She was not raped, but badly beaten and abused. We the people will not be raped because we will simply stop buying.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:37 | 992645 Jason T
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i filled my gas tank 2 days ago and my oil tank yesterday morning. 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:10 | 992821 Sudden Debt
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I was thinking today to go buy me a 1000 liter plastic tank and fill it up with gasoline as a reserve in case oil would be in short supply if Saudi also falls.

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:27 | 993347 goldsaver
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Dang SD, not a bad idea. I bought several 1000 Ltr plastic IBCs used for $50 a piece from a cookie manufacturer to store water. 1000 Ltrs of gasoline here in TX would run about $800 USD at current prices. Big pain in the ass to fill it up (might have to go to a truck stop), but a really good idea. Wont you get in trouble with your local township> Belgium is a bit stricter with such things than Texas.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:37 | 992646 SteveNYC
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The rape (and much worse) of Gaddafy is a good possibility in this case I think.....

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:22 | 992573 buzzsaw99
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I want some of whatever he's smoking.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:10 | 992826 Sudden Debt
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You sure?

That dried Camelshit is pretty strong so they say...

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:10 | 993230 ciscokid
Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:24 | 992579 Bubbles...bubbl...
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Is he going to die as a martyr again?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:25 | 992582 Mae Kadoodie
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Lehman Bros. is not Bear Stearns.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:30 | 992602 DonnieD
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Wachovia is a solid bank.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:17 | 992863 StychoKiller
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Everyone's favorite:  "I did NOT have sex with that woman!"

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:26 | 992587 LongSoupLine
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on that note the CONex clowns just slammed over 20 cents off spot in less than 5 minutes.

 

F.U. Blythe!  BTFD!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:26 | 992588 Josh Randall
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He keeps dropping Al-Qaed references and talking about loans and money, this whole thing makes him sound like a CIA puppet to begin with

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:31 | 992613 Bubbles...bubbl...
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They pick up key words and drop them in their discourse hoping to "fit in": homeland security, war on drugs, Queen Elizabeth, Al Queda, Bid Laden, etc.

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:34 | 992630 Josh Randall
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I hear ya - This whole thing stinks to high heaven - I wish we could verify the translation was correct

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:18 | 992877 StychoKiller
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Sorry but NO ONE has upstaged Baghdad Bob (yet!) :>D

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:36 | 993018 snowball777
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Lizards! Area 51! Rothschilds! Illuminati! Fnords!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:28 | 992597 Scottj88
Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:29 | 992606 Confused
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Love his ramblings. Talk about rising to the level of your incompetence. 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:36 | 992637 Atomizer
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He needs to borrow Obama's teleprompter.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:32 | 992618 Cognitive Dissonance
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Put his blond "nurse" on and I might actually watch.

/sarcasm

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:37 | 993023 snowball777
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Da.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:33 | 992621 Eat my shorts
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Isn't that Mickey Rourke?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:33 | 992624 SWRichmond
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He sounds worried...

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:34 | 992631 Hooter Shaker
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The lost Jackson brother....Dorito Jackson.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:26 | 992934 I Am The Unknow...
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clever!

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:37 | 992638 PlausibleDenial
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Are you sure that is the right spelling of his name.  Fond rememberances of SNL....

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:38 | 992648 Hooter Shaker
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Is that Sydney Poitier in the background?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:25 | 992923 Bob
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Nah, it's Clarence Thomas.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:38 | 993030 snowball777
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:05 | 992794 franzpick
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Good videos and commentary coming from AJE http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/ even though the channel says its satellite has been jammed intermittantly.  It might be the solar X2 flare that hit earth 2-18, which may also be the cause of inaction at the jammed whitehouse and UN.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:16 | 992804 Coldfire
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Al-CIAda. I knew it! Seriously, is Kadaffy's strategy to bore "his" people into submission? Clearly no one has said "no" to this man for a long, long time. He is obviously off his rocker. Lack of action by the US (but plenty of gaseous platitudes) equates support. But the Colonel is no US puppet. Right. It must be a great shock to the controllers to see how fragile these client state sweat acts are. And look at the craven UK, fellating BP last year by releasing the Lockerbie bomber and now sanctimoniously criticising the violence it made possible with its arms sales to Libya. Meanwhile, while the father of the Libyan nation continues to massacre unarmed citizens, EU "secretary of state" Baroness Ashton blathers on in endless Brussels committees like a tranquilized cow. Obunghole said it was necessary for the world to "speak with one voice" on Libya. Good luck finding one.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:31 | 992973 I Am The Unknow...
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I have newfound respect for Libyans.  How on earth they have endured so many years of this boring lunatic is beyond my comprehension.  I'm suprised there hasn't been mass suicides in the past.  Can you imagine living under the rule of this fucktard? 

Somebody should at least have him hooked up to one of those retractable doggy leashes in case he wanders off. 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:12 | 992830 antidisestablis...
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That isn't Kaddafi.  Undoubtedly someone with a bad Kaddafi mask on.  A CIA operative.  Like Julian Assange maybe.  No doubt another plot to confiscate our guns and gold somehow.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:16 | 992848 willien1derland
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"Libya is not Egypt or Tunisia" ... where have we heard this before.

 

Quotes to be inspired by....

 

Hosni 'Hoss' Mubarack -- "Egypt is NOT Tunisia!'

Zine El Abidine Ben Ali - "Tunisia is NOT Egypt!'

Ben Bernacke - "I have/will NOT monetize US Debt!'

Lloyd Blankfein - "Tim, bend over again now damn it I am tired of telling you!'

Muammar Gaddafi - 'I have never been to Scotland'

 

 

 

Q

 

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:16 | 992859 franzpick
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U$D index bouncing off of 77, down from 79 in 8 days, with Au forecast of $1432 if $index proceeds on down to Nov low of 76.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:32 | 992982 tallystick
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says demonstrators are high on LSD. Introducing the new : Rave+Revolution = !
Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:39 | 993040 snowball777
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If I was a dictator on the edge, I'd spray the crowds with it and pump this over every PA...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHBAEYXgviA

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 11:51 | 993098 tallystick
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I would respond with this on the PA..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwkVCYJrtSM

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:03 | 993182 snowball777
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Continuing the dictator vein...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUegSM4VSMQ

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:41 | 993961 HedgeFundLIVE
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anyone see this? interesting take here by the Prez of Israel, saying large tech companies should take up more responsibility for the situation in the Middle East!:

http://www.hedgefundlive.com/blog/facebook-and-i-guess-google-should-finish-what-they-started-in-the-middle-east

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 15:06 | 994089 snowball777
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Fuck Israel.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 14:45 | 993987 Korbin Dallas
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This is getting so recursive only a Lisp coder would want to follow it.

failingRegime != List( priorFailingRegime(failingRegime) )

 

So the algo is finite to the degree you consider Muslim majority rule under dictatorships to be finite.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 15:08 | 994095 snowball777
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Stack overflow imminent.

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