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Gaddafi Speaking Now

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/22/2011 11:56 -0400

Watch Gaddafi, without an umbrella this time, at the link below. Among the choice quotes, the leader says some Arab TV are "serving satan." Which one: the chair?

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Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:54 | 985605 tonyw

have you ever had good sex???

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:07 | 985645 goldfish1

You're right...the petit-mort of laughing is almost as good as the gao-chao of good sex. There. Better?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:16 | 985715 tonyw

very good.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:29 | 985496 max2205

MK sounds like my old boss at ACS... lol Make him stop!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:30 | 985498 Bubbles...bubbl...

What was the name of that aircraft carrier just off the Libian coast again?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:33 | 985509 buzzsaw99

He's just begging for the Mussolini treatment.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:37 | 985531 Saxxon

This is rich; the Decline and Fall and we have it piped right to the ol' desktop over morning cornflakes.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:39 | 985536 HonestJohn

how will the pundits analyze this?....good luck

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:42 | 985557 TonyV

He is comparing uprising in Libya with the Branch Davidian now.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:43 | 985563 somaplease

Does anyone know where I can find a transcript of this?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:54 | 985845 I Am The Unknow...

now come on somaplease.....you know you're not supposed to wipe your butt with anything that has ink on it. I don't care if you're in the shitter and out of TP, just don't do it...

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:46 | 985573 Aristarchan

Here in a few weeks, can Saturday Night Live top the original performance?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:47 | 985575 HonestJohn

I can see his strategy, babble on long enough until people give in

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:58 | 985576 I Am The Unknow...

Gaddhafi Duck clearly writes his own speeches....

I have to hand it to him though, he must be quite an environmentalist because he only uses one piece of paper....

update: jee wiz I hope somebody put a rufie in that glass of water

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:48 | 985577 desgust

Now listen to your telepromprestor in Ohio and tell me the difference between him and the previous speaker! Export, success, dreams, children, more schools!

Hu is the better liar?

Which people listening to such speakers is dumber?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:51 | 985582 Threeggg

I will fix the crumbling ceiling behind me using the rats bone marrow as plaster !@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you hear me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hu ?

Do you ?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:50 | 985584 baby_BLYTHE

Ben Bernanke sleeps very well at night

While we nerds dissect the entire world economy, Ben sleeps with a full belly and spends time enjoying the wonderful pasttimes this great country has to offer

http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l505/truthisliberty/bernankeicecream...

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:50 | 985586 HonestJohn

are we sure this isn't the Onion?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:52 | 985597 FranSix

This was a gargling noise when he took a sip of water.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:54 | 985598 Threeggg

What is he looking around for another line of Blow ?

Rackem - Stackem - Jackem

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:57 | 985611 DutchR

Found on a dutch weblog, Scardaffy: http://sargasso.nl/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sccardaffi_kl.jpg

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:56 | 985613 FranSix

The voice-over in the background sounds like the voice-over in 'where is the fish?'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWlUu54muOs

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:57 | 985616 Lord Welligton

"Can't let the country fall into the hands of crazy people".

Say what?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:59 | 985623 Rodent Freikorps

Noble Energy is up. heh.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:04 | 985638 Whats that smell

I hope he gets what he deserves. And all that have done deals with him the same.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:07 | 985661 Threeggg

Well ? time to go Golfing

Where is my Golf cart ?

All kidding aside this dude is a "Freak" !

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:14 | 985708 animal

Sic semper tyrannis!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:20 | 985739 tellsometruth

"The Revolution is alive and well"

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0211/49956.html

Ron Paul Moneybomb = $700,000 yesterday

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:44 | 985817 I Am The Unknow...

I'm glad you all enjoyed this latest episode of Art Linkletter's "Dictators Say The Craziest Things!"

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 14:23 | 985928 Cognitive Dissonance

See...you just proved to me you're over 45 (and probably 55) because anyone younger would never have used the reference you just made. Come on, admit it.

Old fart. :>)

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 15:15 | 986088 I Am The Unknow...

Shhh! My much younger wife doesn't even know!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 15:00 | 986054 FranSix

Here's that statue:

http://frogsmoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/sarkozy-gadaffi.jpg

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 00:36 | 987597 StychoKiller

Good grief! Kaddafi looks like a well-dressed homeless dude after a week-long binge!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 15:03 | 986058 QEsucks

It would be helpful if we could encourage(threaten)the neighbors to keep a no fly zone if in fact he's using non-native mercenaries to even the odds so the Libyans could Ceausescu his @ss. In 89 they didn't take out the kids.
But young Saif has an attitude problem. Ouch
"During the last speech of Egypt's former president Hosni M. 2/10/11
#Ceausescu started trending on Twitter,entering Top10" Wikipedia

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 18:26 | 986635 gall batter

I was waiting for Chewbacca to appear.

Gaddafi Speaking Now

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