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Gaddafi's Ukrainian "Love Interest" Nurse Deserts Deranged Dictator

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Following the departure of Gadaffi's private jet pilot, Odd Birger Johansen, who quietly left the country two days ago, the latest to flee the sinking ship is none other than the dictator's favorite Ukrainian nurse Galyna Kolotnytska, who has taken her leave from Tripoli permanently. The approximately 38 year old nurse was first exposed in WikiLeaks cables which Zero Hedge referenced previously here. The fact that Galyna was so close to the dictator and was a potential "love interest" apparently in no way increased her resolve to pull an Eva Braun and join Gaddafi when he finally realizes the end is nigh. And while Gaddafi will be able to do without sponge baths for a day or two, it may prove to replace the pilot of a jet already supposedly loaded up with gold and ready to go, on such short notice.

The WSJ on the latest desertion:

Embattled Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is set to be deserted by another close ally after his Ukrainian nurse said she was heading home.

Galyna Kolotnytska, described in a diplomatic cable published by Wikileaks as a "voluptuous blond" who "travel[s] everywhere" with Col. Gadhafi, called her family in Kiev on Friday to say she intends to return to Ukraine, her daughter told daily Segodnya.

"Mom got in touch yesterday. She said she was now in Tripoli," Tetyana Kolotnytska said. "She spoke in a calm voice, asked us not to worry and said she'd soon be home."

According to the cable from September 2009, contacts in Tripoli told U.S. diplomats that Col. Gadhafi "relies heavily" on Ms. Kolotnytska, then 38, as "she alone 'knows his routine.'"

The cable also reported claims from unnamed sources that the eccentric Libyan leader and the nurse, part of a retinue of four Ukrainians, "have a romantic relationship."

Ms. Kolotnytska's daughter said her mother had been in Libya for nine years, originally employed in a hospital before starting work for Col. Gadhafi.

"Other Ukrainian women also work for him as nurses. Mom is one of them," she said. "For some reason, he doesn't trust Libyan women with this matter."

And on the prompt fleeing of Gaddafi's private pilot to Austria:

57-year-old Odd Birger Johansen for the last year has been the pilot of the private jet of Colonel Gaddafi. Until yesterday, he was in Tripoli, together with his wife and daughter that had chosen this unhappy moment to visit him for a holiday in Libya.

Yesterday, he spoke to the private Norwegian broadcaster 'TV2', saying he wanted to evacuate Libya as soon as possible. "Right now, the way I feel it, is that things are burning around me ... and I don't want to ... I am not a hero, I will go home," Mr Johansen told the broadcaster.

The interview was picked up by international media, including afrol News, causing even greater fears for the Norwegian family.

The pilot's wife, Kristin Haftorn Johansen, today told the Norwegian daily 'VG' that she feared Libyan security police could want to pick up the family after the world press reported over her husband's desire to desert the Libyan dictator.

Johansen had originally emphasised he was "under contract, so I have to follow up on that if there should be a need for my services." But his wife soon convinced him that the international media coverage forced them to flee the country as soon as possible.

Today, the family managed to buy the last available tickets for a flight from Tripoli to Vienna, Austria. Arriving safely in Europe, the Johansen family again dared to contact Norwegian media.

A photo of the nurse who we expect will grace the cover of Playboy within 3-6 months:

 


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Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:37 | Link to Comment AnAnonymous
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The leeches are leaving the host...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:18 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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Well I guess that if you have to be a leech, at least be a pretty leech.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:33 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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She looks Ukranium.  Flat face.  Wide eyes.  Round head.

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:16 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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Hell, we ought to get together Monday and start a rumor that Gaddafi has been shot and killed, and place our bets accordingly.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 22:17 | Link to Comment frankoo
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Why does  "The President of the World" seem like he should be involved?  

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 07:58 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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she must have been well rewarded for 'nursing' Gadaffi coz he is one pretty ugly MF

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 22:11 | Link to Comment bunkermeatheadp...
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Ukrainians are just a product of vikings banging slavs 1k years ago.

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:31 | Link to Comment Freddie
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Hilarious that Tyler's banner ads bring up a Russian dating/brides web site with this story.  Maybe Momar still has time to put in his order.  Will Fed Ex still deliver to Tripoli? 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Amish Hacker
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Back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR!!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:05 | Link to Comment ISEEIT
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'It' gives real women a bad name. 'she' is about as female as kadafffi is male.

They will both die (like the rest of us).

Whore ass blonde dumb bitch. And whore ass retard oligarch bitch.

America gotta be in here somewhere?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:04 | Link to Comment bankonzhongguo
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That is a pretty girl.  She needs to team up with that Chapman lady-spy.

Gosh.  Sometimes I wish I was a North African dictator.

She needs an agent over at William Morris Endeavor or CAA.

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 22:04 | Link to Comment frankoo
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Can she, or can't she........take a cigar?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Dr. Porkchop
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I don't even know where to begin with this one..you can't make this stuff up.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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I'd hit it.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:58 | Link to Comment ft65
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Please expand. Do you mean "sloppy seconds" after you know who? I'm getting feelings about this post, and I dont mean her!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:04 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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I'm betting I could plumb new depths Mo never got to.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:03 | Link to Comment Threeggg
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ft65 said:

Do you mean "sloppy seconds"

If she guzzles does this apply ?

Guzzle : To drink quickly, voraciously, or to excess; to gulp down; to swallow greedily, continually, or with gust

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/guzzle

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:23 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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She appears to be an average looking 38 year old blond. Normally, I would agree with you, however, in this case I know who has most likely been there lately and I am positively not interested in following that act and anything that may have been left behind.

 

 

 

<HELP> for explanation

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 20:07 | Link to Comment binky
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She seems to be what one might describe as a "Natasha". 

 

http://www.forbes.com/2008/11/24/russia-bond-girls-oped-cx_mk_1125kaylan...

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 01:39 | Link to Comment Bárðarbunga
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She seems to be what one might call an imposter.

http://www.heavenlyhearts.net/single-ukrainian-lady-Natalia-melitopol-UN3H0002.html

Some interwebs photo of some other Ukrain mom gets all ZH readers all half out of their minds in testosterone and nobody does any real research? I'm sure this bangdehoe isn't Quadaffi's "love interest" any more than BillyBanzai is...

sheesh

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:28 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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@ Rodent and Anyone,

Anyone else read the interview in Barrons w/ Stephanie Pomboy?  She's pretty smokin' hot too.  It would be tough even for us happily married men in our 50s to push her away...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:39 | Link to Comment koeleköpke
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big lips, big boobs

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:48 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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and you don't understand a word about what they say...

 

In short:

THE PERFECT WOMAN!

 

Nuts or not, at least Gaddafi has taste.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:54 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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How many blow jobs has she administered in the her stay with Gaddafi ?

 

365 x ... ?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:52 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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in 2010 there where 366 days. Unless she took a day off... East Europeans, lazy ass hell!

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:02 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Lol'

 

Hey, how's business ? Are things still picking up in Europe from your seat .....

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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Yes it is. Very strong actually!

From every side I hear there is a hughe pickup in orders and production everywhere. I even heard of businesses that jumped 30% these last 2 months.

But there is a very strange sidenote to: all the projects and orders are short term. (3 to 6 months).

 

 

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 05:03 | Link to Comment DrLamer
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big lips, big boobs

Ukranian girls/women eat too much pork. That is a very stupid national tradition (and clearly against the Bible's Law). Rejection any kind of pork makes them much prettier, looking like Zdenka Podkapova model below.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 05:05 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Christians do not have to follow Jewish dietary rules. Pork is God's way of saying he loves us best.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 05:37 | Link to Comment DrLamer
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Christians do not have to follow Jewish dietary rules. Pork is God's way of saying he loves us best.

No more. This was a handicap till God will finalize the court "God vs. Jews" started during Pontius Pilate. Now the case is re-considered, the court is finished, verdict is proclamed, and God requires from any human, including every christian to reject pork and to keep saturday (in a calm way, not in modern jews' way).

This is official.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 05:47 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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When God himself shows up to tell me to give up bacon, I will tell him no.

One thing I am absolutely sure of is that God is not a bureaucrat.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 12:58 | Link to Comment RichardP
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No, but he is a health nut.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:40 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Who is that? I am bleary eyed this morning...

...Is that Pussy Galore?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:42 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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She's obviously a CIA/Mossad agent sent to feed Daffy drugs to make him melt. Just look at the photos.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:53 | Link to Comment UGrev
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No shit.. he looks like he went on that coke bender with Charlie Sheen. 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:33 | Link to Comment snowball777
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Just say, "No!" to dictatorial rule.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:47 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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...sounds like it, too, though Charlie was a touch more coherent....

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:20 | Link to Comment 66Sexy
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+1

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:17 | Link to Comment bonddude
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"everybody dance and sing!" 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:03 | Link to Comment ft65
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>>She's obviously a CIA/Mossad agent

Surely a nurse like her should not have too much dificulty administering and exploding cigar or Ricinus communis bite. Your post is stupid!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:06 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Were you born without a sense of humor, or did you have it beaten out of you?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:44 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Come to think of it, this whole, bizarre episode could be straight out of a Bond movie.

Does the Colonel have a blimp with a trap floor or does he keep sharks in pools inside his palace?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:45 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Sharks with Frik-in laser beams on their heads.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:22 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Sea Bass

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:22 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Sea Bass

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment New_Meat
Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:44 | Link to Comment Wannabee
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Certainly Sir Blankfein can send in a G5 to pick up the colonel and all his stash. Lloyd's purpose in life is to provide liquidity, no?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:44 | Link to Comment snowball777
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I'm sure she's quite handy with a can of whip-cream, but I think you meant 'deserts', TD.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, the Libyan leader who has ruled the country for over 40 years, and his family possess wealth "in excess of 20 billion dollars," an intelligence source has said.

That kind of cash buys you lots of hookers but even they are smart enough to figure all the money in the world isn't worth sleeping with a butt-ugly madman who is about to be killed. Here is a better pic of Ms. Kolonystka:


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:59 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Okay, that is a beautiful mouth. Please tell it is not a tranny.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:56 | Link to Comment baby_BLYTHE
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Tranny?

I tell you what, when I see articles such at THIS

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405274870440900457614632172588944...

 

...getting 1600+ comments on the Wallstreet Journal online... I start really thinking all that sci-fi conspiracy shit is R E A L.

Skynet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Xs-pzRyi8

Palladium:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwVap8x64As

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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All aliens would have to do to end humanity is make fembots real. We'd quit breeding.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:36 | Link to Comment snowball777
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Nobody told you? Oh.

Carry on.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:45 | Link to Comment freedmon
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I have another theory about the difficulties faced by younger men these days: being a "Man" means having responsibility. But with the Boomers clogging up all the important positions, men in their 20s and 30s haven't been able to get into positions of responsibility. If you're stuck in middle management somewhere, or even lower down, and you can't find meaning in your work (because it's meaningless) then you might as well look for entertainment in order to stay sane.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:27 | Link to Comment aerojet
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You said it all, man. 

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 02:08 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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...thanks freedmon

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 06:00 | Link to Comment DrLamer
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Yes, Freedmon, this is partly correct explanation. But the real reson is very simple: modern men are totally in oil's and computer idolatries. They are digital geeks and electronic jerks. God does not like it, and He pays MUCH more attention to modern girls/women than to men.

This is also only a part of a real explanation, I can not tell you the rest of it.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 08:37 | Link to Comment nmewn
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freedmon,

I love theories too, well, because as of yet, they are not fact, so the sky's the limit on conclusions ;-)

Being an adult (man or woman) does indeed mean having to bear personal responsibility, both financial & social, for past, current & future actions and decisions.

Being responsible might mean also...males not spending a disproportionate amount of time, money & energy whining about where they find themselves in life and actually doing something about it instead of concentrating so much on vanity...like getting their bodies waxed to remove body hair...body peircings & tatoos...gelling and dying their hair...staying up on a work night to be the first in line for the latest Ipad or gadget then zoning at work...over spending on wardrobe...putting oneself in debtors prison for the latest model car instead of a reliable ole beater to get one to the job they loathe so much they couldn't possibly think of leaving it and creating one for themselves & others.

I have another theory...beta males are unattractive to the opposite sex...so far, just a theory though...LOL. 

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:08 | Link to Comment DrLamer
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Tranny? Zdenka Podkapova - tranny? Whats WRONG with you people?

This is a Czech-born model Zdenka Podkapova.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zdenka_Podkapov%C3%A1

[P.S. I know because my german-russian-ukranian-roots wife with the make-up looks like Zdenka.]

Putting aside the moral side of her modelling (soft-core, no porn) business:

"Before Podkapová started her modelling career, she was a professional gymnast for more than ten years. She was in the Czech national team for five years and she became the Czech national champion four times during her young career. In 1996, she posed for her first photoshoot, and in 1998 tried contacting Penthouse. Her first pictorials for Penthouse were published in May 1998. She was chosen as Penthouse Pet of the Month. Two years later, she won Penthouse Pet of the Year 2001. "It was a very big surprise for me and I cried like a baby" because "I was the first girl in history from the Czech Republic to win the title as Pet of the Year and the second girl from Europe".[5]"

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:14 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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I might hit that even if it was a tranny. I'd feel guilty later.

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:18 | Link to Comment Rich_Lather
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Third world photoshopping skilz. Is that a bullet hole they are trying to obscure?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Take down the yellow 7% or pump up the cyan a bit.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:08 | Link to Comment DrLamer
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(merged with the above post)

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:48 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Galyna Kolotnytska is on Facebook ~ 

 

 

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Galyna-Kolotnytska/168605299840969?v=wall&...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:50 | Link to Comment snowball777
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Post: what does dictator dick taste like?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:59 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Whore ~

 

Info Page on Facebook -

I am a voluptuous Ukrainian nurse with a penchant for older military dictators. I am deeply saddened by the way the west has treated my lovely Muammar. He is a very kind old man who takes me everywhere (and every which way). 


He is getting on a bit though, so I thought with all of the publicity I have had recently now might be a good time for me to line up my next sugar daddy. So please don’t be shy, I am very open minded, I have had to be, Muammar has some very exotic tastes to say the least.

A history of genocide, torture and terrorism is no barrier to our love, although I do draw the line at being cruel to animals. Oh, unless it is to make me a lovely new fur coat and only then if it is mink I couldn’t tolerate you being cruel to fluffy bunnies.

I have had a great deal of experience being a nurse for Muammar. I have also from time to time been a police woman, schoolgirl, French maid and cheerleader and perhaps most strangely of all an SS officer wearing Nazi chic.

So come on all you lovely dictators, give me a call, you know you want to.

 

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:47 | Link to Comment Dr. Porkchop
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Wait for her eventual flight to America, debriefing, book deal, Playboy spread and eventual Barbara Walters interview.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:49 | Link to Comment snowball777
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What was it wike to wiv wif Qwadaffy? Did you wuv him?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:49 | Link to Comment tsx500
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giggitty-giggitty-GOO !

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:49 | Link to Comment Slartibartfast
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She looks like a perfect candidate for next season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:52 | Link to Comment Logans_Run
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I bet she knows what a strap-on is for! No more getting it in the end for the ol' Colonel, except that now he will truly be at his end.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:52 | Link to Comment snowball777
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Mistress In Libyan Fallout

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Dr. Porkchop
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She's probably batshit crazy.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:02 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Aren't they all?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:19 | Link to Comment snowball777
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The ones who dated you? Mos def!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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I've always been attracted to Chaos Gurrrrls. It is a curse.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:41 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Sanity * Bed_Proficiency = Constant.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:00 | Link to Comment knukles
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Probably?
Like what the fuck is with probably here?
Holy shit!

"Probably" something definitely, completely, inordinately, undeniably, conclusively and irreparibly fucking wrong with this woman's mental condition.  Oh, right, sanity, as in "Clarity of Thought"? 
"Oh, fer sure, like he's cute, you know... Whatever." 

I can see the defense attorneys for Quackadaffi questioning her before the Human Rights Violations trial at the Hague.
"Ms. Glockona, have you ever considered plastic surgery?"
"Oh yes, many times.  The Colonel's surgeon has done such a wonderful job on him and Mickey Rourke, I just can't wait!"

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Kinda like Naomi Campbell, then?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Dskies
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Claudia: One thing you taught me, never drink from the dead!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:55 | Link to Comment aheady
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lol

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:58 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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As per the Playboy deal, nothing like peering into the gaping hole where no man, other than Uncle Muammar, has gone before.

Oh, that's right, Ukranian chicks start fornicating around age 12, much like the sluts in this country.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:34 | Link to Comment velobabe
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excuse me good sir, but i don't think i started to fornicate until 16 or 17 years of age. hell i just kinda found out the definition of fornicating, sexual relations. now it use to be called love making, when i was a teenager.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Thanks for calling me a good sir.

By the way, didn't you happen to see my avatar?

I'm Pure Evil, with, Satan Inside, (registered trademark).

So, that should speak for itself.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:03 | Link to Comment savagegoose
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yeah if my balls needed a daily oil dmassage she could do it.

o wait they do need a daily oil massage im just not a rich cunt.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:34 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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  ... and they say Canola Oil is for cooking, riiiiight.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:14 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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If Galyna Kolotnytska didn't have a hole, no one would talk to her. 32 billion can buy alot of T&A.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:30 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Errrrrr ......  3

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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??? Help me understand your cryptic post. We are just having a little fun. Try getting a sense of humor!!!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:49 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Um' 3 holes not 1 she's a tramp....

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:39 | Link to Comment Ratscam
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Congratulations Spalding for bringing zerohedge north of

the 1 million posts level.

The bottle of DP is on me.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:39 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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 - succinct, relevant and informative post as well.

 

Get your foot off the boat Spalding.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:55 | Link to Comment saulysw
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So, we reach the hallmark 1,000,000 comment on this hard hitting economic site. Of course, it's about the economy, or eating gold, or front-running this or that....

No. It's how many orifices a bimbo of a soon-to-be-ex-world leader has.

I find this amusing....

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:32 | Link to Comment DrLamer
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Me too. Try to make a writedown to a semi-histeria mood of every trader/investor in the world, trying to relax apart from everyday's BAD NEWS.

And .... only 180+ comments on this "girl issue" vs. 800+ comments on "crying faggot letter" on ZH a couple of weeks ago. Something wrong in Sodom and Gomorrah cities.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:15 | Link to Comment FranSix
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Um, am I dreaming? This lady, Galyna Kolotnytska, who is not my wife, please, looks like Dolly Parton.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:16 | Link to Comment PalmiticGlycerin
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If I was Gadhafi, I'd be holed up in a dacha somewhere in the Ukraine.  With his coin, you could build a new kulak army.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:17 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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Ukranian Nurse flees.

Brings out the boyz in the men who otherwise frequent ZH.

Fascinating.

ORI

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:17 | Link to Comment PalmiticGlycerin
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ORI - Make love not war.  Kama Sutra baby.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:17 | Link to Comment Randall Cabot
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I suspect she's just one of those toilet "grooms", no blow jobs involved.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:41 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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With those lips, she better be giving blowjobs, else it's punishable by death.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:21 | Link to Comment Rorschach
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Who would want sloppy seconds after Ghadaffi? Not me...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:28 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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You do realize that is true of any non-virgin, right?

You guys must have high standards...and not get laid much.

Wrap it in latex and drive on.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Reminds me of the Russians as they gang raped their way....,er, invaded Germany during WWII.

Comrade, don't be pussy, everyone here get chance with Nazi whore.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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And, knowing the Muslims penchant for riding the Hershey Highway, I'm sure there's not a hole on that bitch that ain't been dick slapped, by Good Ole Uncle Muammar.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:36 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Nasty! LOL!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:26 | Link to Comment JLee2027
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She's obviously a CIA agent who's been recalled. This, combined with freezing Muammar's family assets serve as punishment to the dictator rather than a no-fly zone or something really bold like boots on the ground with an arrest warrant for Gaddafi. 

"Take away his hookers and blow....that'll hurt him", ordered Barack.

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:29 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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I'm sure if Gaddafi is smart enough to leave the country with millions...

He'll have no problem re-settling elsewhere and finding a suitable replacement.

Younger.

Fresher.

Newer.

Different.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Got GLUU ?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:23 | Link to Comment doggings
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Got wood anyway

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:39 | Link to Comment snowball777
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JPM will accept that as collateral too.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Joeman34
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Okay, we get it, you're in love with GLUU

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Damn, will she ever get those pants on?

Or, am I going apeshit like my best pal Gaddafi?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:19 | Link to Comment 10kby2k
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ummm..itsa dress

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Damn, your right!

I must be going apeshit.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:55 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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I could watch that movie all day...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:27 | Link to Comment bingaling
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Robo often does this . When you see the what is going into the front of that skirt you will change your opinion .Franks and beans !!!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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The hands aren't big enough for this one to be a tranny.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:18 | Link to Comment bingaling
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Good call.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:10 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Oh shit, is Man-Hands back?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:48 | Link to Comment 10kby2k
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its mesmerizing

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:22 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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That's the Robo we love.

Less talky, more pasting.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:10 | Link to Comment stormsailor
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is there a link to that robo?  want to see before and after, lol

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Do you think we could see her pulling the thong on instead of the dress?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:08 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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Robo, it's not all about cheap asses (lol):

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 22:19 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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Hey Leo

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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Galyna Kolotnytska job function

Protein Stain Remover

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:35 | Link to Comment dukeness
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Ad for Russian Love Match on this page? Paging, Moammar! 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Caviar Emptor
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What sort of message (massage?) does this send to young Libyans? 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:11 | Link to Comment knukles
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Right. 
Them poor little Libyan girls, peer pressure and social dynamics once again making them think that they have to act like Ukrainian blond perverted twisted diseased mentally ill sexually unrestrained western whores to get married to some nice boy down the street who might make it some day as the next dick-tator of his country.

Awesome.

See, western values destroying the promise of youth once again.  Er, I mean.....

Hey!  BTW, anybody found his 9 y/o butt boy yet?  Betcha that'll be the next piece of "news" "leaked" to defame the man further.  If that's at all possible.
Allah Akbar!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 20:40 | Link to Comment nmewn
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"Hey!  BTW, anybody found his 9 y/o butt boy yet?  Betcha that'll be the next piece of "news" "leaked" to defame the man further.  If that's at all possible.

Allah Akbar!"

You're such a scoundrel!!!...please continue ;-)

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:51 | Link to Comment JR
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Colonel Gadhafi’s Tripoli empire may be disintegrating but the radical wave of the American Empire is still alive and firing.  These three paragraphs tell the story :

Today from Neocon Hawks Take Flight Over Libya | Antiwar.com

"In a distinct echo of the tactics they pursued to encourage U.S. intervention in the Balkans and Iraq, a familiar clutch of neoconservatives appealed Friday for the United States and NATO to 'immediately' prepare military action to help bring down the regime of Libyan leader Muammar Gadhafi and end the violence that is believed to have killed well over a thousand people in the past week.

"The appeal, which came in the form of a letter signed by 40 policy analysts, including more than a dozen former senior officials who served under President George W. Bush, was organized and released by the Foreign Policy Initiative (FPI), a two-year-old neoconservative group that is widely seen as the successor to the more-famous — or infamous — Project for the New American Century (PNAC). 

"Warning that Libya stood "on the threshold of a moral and humanitarian catastrophe," the letter, which was addressed to President Barack Obama, called for specific immediate steps involving military action, in addition to the imposition of a number of diplomatic and economic sanctions to bring 'an end to the murderous Libyan regime.'" 

http://original.antiwar.com/lobe/2011/02/25/neocon-hawks-take-flight-over-libya/

The names tell the story:

“Among the letter’s signers were former Bush deputy defense secretary Paul Wolfowitz; Bush’s top global democracy and Middle East adviser; Elliott Abrams; former Bush speechwriters Marc Thiessen and Peter Wehner; Vice President Dick Cheney’s former deputy national security adviser, John Hannah, as well as FPI’s four directors: Weekly Standard editor William Kristol; Brookings Institution fellow Robert Kagan; former Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority spokesman Dan Senor; and former Undersecretary of Defense for Policy and Ambassador to Turkey, Eric Edelman.”

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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China, Russia, EU, Brazil, ect all giving the thumbs up. He is toast.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:40 | Link to Comment velobabe
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the story about the pilot, reminds me of the reply you left me back last spring. do you think the pilot will leave his family to fly the dictator in his G650? you were right, hope it happens to all these elite bastards, and they all lose their pilots. this will happen†

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:40 | Link to Comment JR
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Greetings, velobabe.  I believe one of America’s strongest defenses against a police state tyranny is that the U.S. military and police cannot easily be turned against their own people. These are challenging times, when people are challenged to stand for what they believe or go with the bankers.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:53 | Link to Comment CrashisOptimistic
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He's playing this well.  It's hard to feed an army (the rebels) without military food infrastructure in place.  I think they will fade away over time.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:10 | Link to Comment bankonzhongguo
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Nope. 

We are already on the ground in eastern Libya with Egyptian support.  Got Benghazi, so the spice will flow.

Talk about 2 birds with 1 stone.

Brilliant.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Misean
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OK, who was #1000000?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Spalding_Smailes
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Spalding. I want a fucking shirt.

 

By the way Tyler, I just did a t-shirt job for Edward's hospital. 1 color logo, hanes beefy t's $11 each. My cost $ 3.50

Your guy is high like Charlie Sheen.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Misean
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Nice!

I wanna shirt too!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Man, you guys are harsh. She's hot, and I'd let her into the bunker even after TSHTF.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Geez Rodent, nobody's deny she's hot, we're just trying to have a little fun taking shots at Uncle Muammar's blond bimbo.

And, don't worry, when she appears between the pages of Playboy, she'll be gettin all the face shots she can handle.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Caviar Emptor
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Things heating up in Iraq with a sabotaged refinery now fully offline.

Also in Bahrain with the return of exiled Shia leader Hassan Mushaima

Also in Yemen with a fatal grenade attack against anti-government protesters in Taiz

Also in Tunisia as new anti-government riots erupt in Tunis 

Only Egypt is in some sort of quiet equilibrium. But with a military government already making plans for elections, poor business conditions and looming food shortages it's really touch and go

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:15 | Link to Comment pcrs
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She calls, she will be home soon, but she has not left yet and that might prove difficult at the moment.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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I hope she gets out. It would be a shame to hear she was raped to death because she didn't have her head covered.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:54 | Link to Comment gwar5
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Pussy Galore is now single.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:06 | Link to Comment Creed
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That's not her photo.

 

She doesn't look anywhere close to that fine.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 20:05 | Link to Comment YHC-FTSE
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+1

She looks more like my 50yr old aunt on a bad day.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:19 | Link to Comment gwar5
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Can't say Muammar didn't have a happy ending.

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