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Gaddafi's Ukrainian "Love Interest" Nurse Deserts Deranged Dictator

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Following the departure of Gadaffi's private jet pilot, Odd Birger Johansen, who quietly left the country two days ago, the latest to flee the sinking ship is none other than the dictator's favorite Ukrainian nurse Galyna Kolotnytska, who has taken her leave from Tripoli permanently. The approximately 38 year old nurse was first exposed in WikiLeaks cables which Zero Hedge referenced previously here. The fact that Galyna was so close to the dictator and was a potential "love interest" apparently in no way increased her resolve to pull an Eva Braun and join Gaddafi when he finally realizes the end is nigh. And while Gaddafi will be able to do without sponge baths for a day or two, it may prove to replace the pilot of a jet already supposedly loaded up with gold and ready to go, on such short notice.

The WSJ on the latest desertion:

Embattled Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is set to be deserted by another close ally after his Ukrainian nurse said she was heading home.

Galyna Kolotnytska, described in a diplomatic cable published by Wikileaks as a "voluptuous blond" who "travel[s] everywhere" with Col. Gadhafi, called her family in Kiev on Friday to say she intends to return to Ukraine, her daughter told daily Segodnya.

"Mom got in touch yesterday. She said she was now in Tripoli," Tetyana Kolotnytska said. "She spoke in a calm voice, asked us not to worry and said she'd soon be home."

According to the cable from September 2009, contacts in Tripoli told U.S. diplomats that Col. Gadhafi "relies heavily" on Ms. Kolotnytska, then 38, as "she alone 'knows his routine.'"

The cable also reported claims from unnamed sources that the eccentric Libyan leader and the nurse, part of a retinue of four Ukrainians, "have a romantic relationship."

Ms. Kolotnytska's daughter said her mother had been in Libya for nine years, originally employed in a hospital before starting work for Col. Gadhafi.

"Other Ukrainian women also work for him as nurses. Mom is one of them," she said. "For some reason, he doesn't trust Libyan women with this matter."

And on the prompt fleeing of Gaddafi's private pilot to Austria:

57-year-old Odd Birger Johansen for the last year has been the pilot of the private jet of Colonel Gaddafi. Until yesterday, he was in Tripoli, together with his wife and daughter that had chosen this unhappy moment to visit him for a holiday in Libya.

Yesterday, he spoke to the private Norwegian broadcaster 'TV2', saying he wanted to evacuate Libya as soon as possible. "Right now, the way I feel it, is that things are burning around me ... and I don't want to ... I am not a hero, I will go home," Mr Johansen told the broadcaster.

The interview was picked up by international media, including afrol News, causing even greater fears for the Norwegian family.

The pilot's wife, Kristin Haftorn Johansen, today told the Norwegian daily 'VG' that she feared Libyan security police could want to pick up the family after the world press reported over her husband's desire to desert the Libyan dictator.

Johansen had originally emphasised he was "under contract, so I have to follow up on that if there should be a need for my services." But his wife soon convinced him that the international media coverage forced them to flee the country as soon as possible.

Today, the family managed to buy the last available tickets for a flight from Tripoli to Vienna, Austria. Arriving safely in Europe, the Johansen family again dared to contact Norwegian media.

A photo of the nurse who we expect will grace the cover of Playboy within 3-6 months:


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Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:37 | 999806 AnAnonymous
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The leeches are leaving the host...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:18 | 999923 Fish Gone Bad
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Well I guess that if you have to be a leech, at least be a pretty leech.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:33 | 1000474 nope-1004
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She looks Ukranium.  Flat face.  Wide eyes.  Round head.


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:16 | 1000664 Rusty Shorts
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Hell, we ought to get together Monday and start a rumor that Gaddafi has been shot and killed, and place our bets accordingly.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 22:17 | 1000799 frankoo
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Why does  "The President of the World" seem like he should be involved?  

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 07:58 | 1001020 Zero Govt
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she must have been well rewarded for 'nursing' Gadaffi coz he is one pretty ugly MF

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 22:11 | 1002738 bunkermeatheadp...
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Ukrainians are just a product of vikings banging slavs 1k years ago.


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:31 | 1000349 Freddie
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Hilarious that Tyler's banner ads bring up a Russian dating/brides web site with this story.  Maybe Momar still has time to put in his order.  Will Fed Ex still deliver to Tripoli? 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:35 | 1000475 Amish Hacker
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Back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR!!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:05 | 1000414 ISEEIT
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'It' gives real women a bad name. 'she' is about as female as kadafffi is male.

They will both die (like the rest of us).

Whore ass blonde dumb bitch. And whore ass retard oligarch bitch.

America gotta be in here somewhere?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:04 | 1000504 bankonzhongguo
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That is a pretty girl.  She needs to team up with that Chapman lady-spy.

Gosh.  Sometimes I wish I was a North African dictator.

She needs an agent over at William Morris Endeavor or CAA.


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 22:04 | 1000765 frankoo
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Can she, or can't she........take a cigar?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:39 | 999807 Dr. Porkchop
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I don't even know where to begin with this can't make this stuff up.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:38 | 999809 Rodent Freikorps
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I'd hit it.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:58 | 999867 ft65
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Please expand. Do you mean "sloppy seconds" after you know who? I'm getting feelings about this post, and I dont mean her!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:04 | 999889 Rodent Freikorps
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I'm betting I could plumb new depths Mo never got to.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:03 | 1000008 Threeggg
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ft65 said:

Do you mean "sloppy seconds"

If she guzzles does this apply ?

Guzzle : To drink quickly, voraciously, or to excess; to gulp down; to swallow greedily, continually, or with gust


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:23 | 999939 Moe Howard
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She appears to be an average looking 38 year old blond. Normally, I would agree with you, however, in this case I know who has most likely been there lately and I am positively not interested in following that act and anything that may have been left behind.




<HELP> for explanation

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 20:07 | 1000584 binky
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She seems to be what one might describe as a "Natasha".

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 01:39 | 1001144 Bárðarbunga
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She seems to be what one might call an imposter.

Some interwebs photo of some other Ukrain mom gets all ZH readers all half out of their minds in testosterone and nobody does any real research? I'm sure this bangdehoe isn't Quadaffi's "love interest" any more than BillyBanzai is...


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:28 | 1000081 DoChenRollingBearing
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@ Rodent and Anyone,

Anyone else read the interview in Barrons w/ Stephanie Pomboy?  She's pretty smokin' hot too.  It would be tough even for us happily married men in our 50s to push her away...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:39 | 999810 koeleköpke
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big lips, big boobs

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:48 | 999838 Sudden Debt
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and you don't understand a word about what they say...


In short:



Nuts or not, at least Gaddafi has taste.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:54 | 999857 Spalding_Smailes
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How many blow jobs has she administered in the her stay with Gaddafi ?


365 x ... ?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:52 | 1000009 Sudden Debt
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in 2010 there where 366 days. Unless she took a day off... East Europeans, lazy ass hell!


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:02 | 1000032 Spalding_Smailes
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Hey, how's business ? Are things still picking up in Europe from your seat .....

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:49 | 1000561 Sudden Debt
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Yes it is. Very strong actually!

From every side I hear there is a hughe pickup in orders and production everywhere. I even heard of businesses that jumped 30% these last 2 months.

But there is a very strange sidenote to: all the projects and orders are short term. (3 to 6 months).



Sun, 02/27/2011 - 05:03 | 1001312 DrLamer
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big lips, big boobs

Ukranian girls/women eat too much pork. That is a very stupid national tradition (and clearly against the Bible's Law). Rejection any kind of pork makes them much prettier, looking like Zdenka Podkapova model below.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 05:05 | 1001348 Rodent Freikorps
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Christians do not have to follow Jewish dietary rules. Pork is God's way of saying he loves us best.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 05:37 | 1001354 DrLamer
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Christians do not have to follow Jewish dietary rules. Pork is God's way of saying he loves us best.

No more. This was a handicap till God will finalize the court "God vs. Jews" started during Pontius Pilate. Now the case is re-considered, the court is finished, verdict is proclamed, and God requires from any human, including every christian to reject pork and to keep saturday (in a calm way, not in modern jews' way).

This is official.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 05:47 | 1001358 Rodent Freikorps
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When God himself shows up to tell me to give up bacon, I will tell him no.

One thing I am absolutely sure of is that God is not a bureaucrat.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 12:58 | 1001665 RichardP
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No, but he is a health nut.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:40 | 999815 TruthInSunshine
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Who is that? I am bleary eyed this morning...

...Is that Pussy Galore?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:42 | 999824 Rodent Freikorps
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She's obviously a CIA/Mossad agent sent to feed Daffy drugs to make him melt. Just look at the photos.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:53 | 999856 UGrev
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No shit.. he looks like he went on that coke bender with Charlie Sheen. 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:33 | 1000355 snowball777
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Just say, "No!" to dictatorial rule.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:47 | 1000386 rosiescenario
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...sounds like it, too, though Charlie was a touch more coherent....

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:20 | 1000447 66Sexy
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Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:17 | 1000666 bonddude
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"everybody dance and sing!" 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:03 | 999885 ft65
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>>She's obviously a CIA/Mossad agent

Surely a nurse like her should not have too much dificulty administering and exploding cigar or Ricinus communis bite. Your post is stupid!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:06 | 999894 Rodent Freikorps
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Were you born without a sense of humor, or did you have it beaten out of you?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:44 | 999825 TruthInSunshine
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Come to think of it, this whole, bizarre episode could be straight out of a Bond movie.

Does the Colonel have a blimp with a trap floor or does he keep sharks in pools inside his palace?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:45 | 999834 Rodent Freikorps
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Sharks with Frik-in laser beams on their heads.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:22 | 999934 A Nanny Moose
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Sea Bass

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:22 | 999936 A Nanny Moose
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Sea Bass

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:37 | 999973 New_Meat
Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:44 | 999828 Wannabee
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Certainly Sir Blankfein can send in a G5 to pick up the colonel and all his stash. Lloyd's purpose in life is to provide liquidity, no?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:44 | 999830 snowball777
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I'm sure she's quite handy with a can of whip-cream, but I think you meant 'deserts', TD.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:53 | 999833 Leo Kolivakis
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Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, the Libyan leader who has ruled the country for over 40 years, and his family possess wealth "in excess of 20 billion dollars," an intelligence source has said.

That kind of cash buys you lots of hookers but even they are smart enough to figure all the money in the world isn't worth sleeping with a butt-ugly madman who is about to be killed. Here is a better pic of Ms. Kolonystka:

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:59 | 999875 Rodent Freikorps
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Okay, that is a beautiful mouth. Please tell it is not a tranny.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:56 | 999998 baby_BLYTHE
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I tell you what, when I see articles such at THIS


...getting 1600+ comments on the Wallstreet Journal online... I start really thinking all that sci-fi conspiracy shit is R E A L.



Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:57 | 1000024 Rodent Freikorps
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All aliens would have to do to end humanity is make fembots real. We'd quit breeding.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:36 | 1000361 snowball777
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Nobody told you? Oh.

Carry on.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:45 | 1000108 freedmon
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I have another theory about the difficulties faced by younger men these days: being a "Man" means having responsibility. But with the Boomers clogging up all the important positions, men in their 20s and 30s haven't been able to get into positions of responsibility. If you're stuck in middle management somewhere, or even lower down, and you can't find meaning in your work (because it's meaningless) then you might as well look for entertainment in order to stay sane.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:27 | 1000320 aerojet
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You said it all, man. 

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 02:08 | 1000683 Rusty Shorts
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...thanks freedmon

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 06:00 | 1001366 DrLamer
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Yes, Freedmon, this is partly correct explanation. But the real reson is very simple: modern men are totally in oil's and computer idolatries. They are digital geeks and electronic jerks. God does not like it, and He pays MUCH more attention to modern girls/women than to men.

This is also only a part of a real explanation, I can not tell you the rest of it.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 08:37 | 1001439 nmewn
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I love theories too, well, because as of yet, they are not fact, so the sky's the limit on conclusions ;-)

Being an adult (man or woman) does indeed mean having to bear personal responsibility, both financial & social, for past, current & future actions and decisions.

Being responsible might mean also...males not spending a disproportionate amount of time, money & energy whining about where they find themselves in life and actually doing something about it instead of concentrating so much on getting their bodies waxed to remove body hair...body peircings & tatoos...gelling and dying their hair...staying up on a work night to be the first in line for the latest Ipad or gadget then zoning at work...over spending on wardrobe...putting oneself in debtors prison for the latest model car instead of a reliable ole beater to get one to the job they loathe so much they couldn't possibly think of leaving it and creating one for themselves & others.

I have another theory...beta males are unattractive to the opposite far, just a theory though...LOL. 

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:08 | 1001288 DrLamer
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Tranny? Zdenka Podkapova - tranny? Whats WRONG with you people?

This is a Czech-born model Zdenka Podkapova.

[P.S. I know because my german-russian-ukranian-roots wife with the make-up looks like Zdenka.]

Putting aside the moral side of her modelling (soft-core, no porn) business:

"Before Podkapová started her modelling career, she was a professional gymnast for more than ten years. She was in the Czech national team for five years and she became the Czech national champion four times during her young career. In 1996, she posed for her first photoshoot, and in 1998 tried contacting Penthouse. Her first pictorials for Penthouse were published in May 1998. She was chosen as Penthouse Pet of the Month. Two years later, she won Penthouse Pet of the Year 2001. "It was a very big surprise for me and I cried like a baby" because "I was the first girl in history from the Czech Republic to win the title as Pet of the Year and the second girl from Europe".[5]"

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:14 | 1001304 Rodent Freikorps
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I might hit that even if it was a tranny. I'd feel guilty later.


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:18 | 999925 Rich_Lather
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Third world photoshopping skilz. Is that a bullet hole they are trying to obscure?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:33 | 999964 Spalding_Smailes
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Take down the yellow 7% or pump up the cyan a bit.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:08 | 1001286 DrLamer
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(merged with the above post)

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:48 | 999835 Spalding_Smailes
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Galyna Kolotnytska is on Facebook ~

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:50 | 999846 snowball777
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Post: what does dictator dick taste like?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:59 | 999868 Spalding_Smailes
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Whore ~


Info Page on Facebook -

I am a voluptuous Ukrainian nurse with a penchant for older military dictators. I am deeply saddened by the way the west has treated my lovely Muammar. He is a very kind old man who takes me everywhere (and every which way). 

He is getting on a bit though, so I thought with all of the publicity I have had recently now might be a good time for me to line up my next sugar daddy. So please don’t be shy, I am very open minded, I have had to be, Muammar has some very exotic tastes to say the least.

A history of genocide, torture and terrorism is no barrier to our love, although I do draw the line at being cruel to animals. Oh, unless it is to make me a lovely new fur coat and only then if it is mink I couldn’t tolerate you being cruel to fluffy bunnies.

I have had a great deal of experience being a nurse for Muammar. I have also from time to time been a police woman, schoolgirl, French maid and cheerleader and perhaps most strangely of all an SS officer wearing Nazi chic.

So come on all you lovely dictators, give me a call, you know you want to.



Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:47 | 999837 Dr. Porkchop
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Wait for her eventual flight to America, debriefing, book deal, Playboy spread and eventual Barbara Walters interview.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:49 | 999841 snowball777
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What was it wike to wiv wif Qwadaffy? Did you wuv him?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:49 | 999842 tsx500
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giggitty-giggitty-GOO !

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:49 | 999843 Slartibartfast
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She looks like a perfect candidate for next season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:52 | 999850 Logans_Run
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I bet she knows what a strap-on is for! No more getting it in the end for the ol' Colonel, except that now he will truly be at his end.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:52 | 999851 snowball777
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Mistress In Libyan Fallout

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:53 | 999852 Dr. Porkchop
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She's probably batshit crazy.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:02 | 999881 Rodent Freikorps
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Aren't they all?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:19 | 1000071 snowball777
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The ones who dated you? Mos def!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:29 | 1000083 Rodent Freikorps
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I've always been attracted to Chaos Gurrrrls. It is a curse.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:41 | 1000235 EscapeKey
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Sanity * Bed_Proficiency = Constant.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:00 | 1000135 knukles
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Like what the fuck is with probably here?
Holy shit!

"Probably" something definitely, completely, inordinately, undeniably, conclusively and irreparibly fucking wrong with this woman's mental condition.  Oh, right, sanity, as in "Clarity of Thought"? 
"Oh, fer sure, like he's cute, you know... Whatever." 

I can see the defense attorneys for Quackadaffi questioning her before the Human Rights Violations trial at the Hague.
"Ms. Glockona, have you ever considered plastic surgery?"
"Oh yes, many times.  The Colonel's surgeon has done such a wonderful job on him and Mickey Rourke, I just can't wait!"

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:01 | 1000147 Rodent Freikorps
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Kinda like Naomi Campbell, then?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:53 | 999855 Dskies
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Claudia: One thing you taught me, never drink from the dead!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:55 | 1000014 aheady
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Sat, 02/26/2011 - 13:58 | 999863 Pure Evil
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As per the Playboy deal, nothing like peering into the gaping hole where no man, other than Uncle Muammar, has gone before.

Oh, that's right, Ukranian chicks start fornicating around age 12, much like the sluts in this country.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:34 | 1000086 velobabe
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excuse me good sir, but i don't think i started to fornicate until 16 or 17 years of age. hell i just kinda found out the definition of fornicating, sexual relations. now it use to be called love making, when i was a teenager.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:08 | 1000292 Pure Evil
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Thanks for calling me a good sir.

By the way, didn't you happen to see my avatar?

I'm Pure Evil, with, Satan Inside, (registered trademark).

So, that should speak for itself.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:03 | 999886 savagegoose
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yeah if my balls needed a daily oil dmassage she could do it.

o wait they do need a daily oil massage im just not a rich cunt.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:34 | 1000691 Rusty Shorts
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  ... and they say Canola Oil is for cooking, riiiiight.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:14 | 999908 Atomizer
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If Galyna Kolotnytska didn't have a hole, no one would talk to her. 32 billion can buy alot of T&A.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:30 | 999951 Spalding_Smailes
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Errrrrr ......  3

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:43 | 999990 Atomizer
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??? Help me understand your cryptic post. We are just having a little fun. Try getting a sense of humor!!!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:49 | 1000000 Spalding_Smailes
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Um' 3 holes not 1 she's a tramp....

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:39 | 1000233 Ratscam
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Congratulations Spalding for bringing zerohedge north of

the 1 million posts level.

The bottle of DP is on me.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:39 | 1000699 Rusty Shorts
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 - succinct, relevant and informative post as well.


Get your foot off the boat Spalding.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:55 | 1000732 saulysw
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So, we reach the hallmark 1,000,000 comment on this hard hitting economic site. Of course, it's about the economy, or eating gold, or front-running this or that....

No. It's how many orifices a bimbo of a soon-to-be-ex-world leader has.

I find this amusing....

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:32 | 1001293 DrLamer
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Me too. Try to make a writedown to a semi-histeria mood of every trader/investor in the world, trying to relax apart from everyday's BAD NEWS.

And .... only 180+ comments on this "girl issue" vs. 800+ comments on "crying faggot letter" on ZH a couple of weeks ago. Something wrong in Sodom and Gomorrah cities.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:15 | 999915 FranSix
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Um, am I dreaming? This lady, Galyna Kolotnytska, who is not my wife, please, looks like Dolly Parton.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:16 | 999917 PalmiticGlycerin
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If I was Gadhafi, I'd be holed up in a dacha somewhere in the Ukraine.  With his coin, you could build a new kulak army.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:17 | 999919 Oh regional Indian
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Ukranian Nurse flees.

Brings out the boyz in the men who otherwise frequent ZH.



Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:17 | 1000443 PalmiticGlycerin
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ORI - Make love not war.  Kama Sutra baby.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:17 | 999921 Randall Cabot
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I suspect she's just one of those toilet "grooms", no blow jobs involved.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:41 | 999960 Pure Evil
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With those lips, she better be giving blowjobs, else it's punishable by death.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:21 | 999932 Rorschach
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Who would want sloppy seconds after Ghadaffi? Not me...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:28 | 999944 Rodent Freikorps
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You do realize that is true of any non-virgin, right?

You guys must have high standards...and not get laid much.

Wrap it in latex and drive on.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:35 | 999970 Pure Evil
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Reminds me of the Russians as they gang raped their way....,er, invaded Germany during WWII.

Comrade, don't be pussy, everyone here get chance with Nazi whore.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:37 | 999954 Pure Evil
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And, knowing the Muslims penchant for riding the Hershey Highway, I'm sure there's not a hole on that bitch that ain't been dick slapped, by Good Ole Uncle Muammar.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:36 | 1000089 DoChenRollingBearing
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Nasty! LOL!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:26 | 999946 JLee2027
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She's obviously a CIA agent who's been recalled. This, combined with freezing Muammar's family assets serve as punishment to the dictator rather than a no-fly zone or something really bold like boots on the ground with an arrest warrant for Gaddafi. 

"Take away his hookers and blow....that'll hurt him", ordered Barack.


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:29 | 999953 RobotTrader
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I'm sure if Gaddafi is smart enough to leave the country with millions...

He'll have no problem re-settling elsewhere and finding a suitable replacement.





Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:36 | 999968 Spalding_Smailes
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Got GLUU ?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:23 | 1000075 doggings
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Got wood anyway

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:39 | 1000367 snowball777
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JPM will accept that as collateral too.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:31 | 1000469 Joeman34
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Okay, we get it, you're in love with GLUU

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:54 | 1000012 Pure Evil
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Damn, will she ever get those pants on?

Or, am I going apeshit like my best pal Gaddafi?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:19 | 1000190 10kby2k
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ummm..itsa dress

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:09 | 1000278 Pure Evil
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Damn, your right!

I must be going apeshit.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:55 | 1000013 Sudden Debt
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I could watch that movie all day...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:27 | 1000207 bingaling
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Robo often does this . When you see the what is going into the front of that skirt you will change your opinion .Franks and beans !!!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:45 | 1000245 Rodent Freikorps
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The hands aren't big enough for this one to be a tranny.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:18 | 1000321 bingaling
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Good call.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:10 | 1000303 Pure Evil
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Oh shit, is Man-Hands back?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:48 | 1000560 10kby2k
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its mesmerizing

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:22 | 1000199 TruthInSunshine
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That's the Robo we love.

Less talky, more pasting.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:10 | 1000300 stormsailor
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is there a link to that robo?  want to see before and after, lol

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:11 | 1000305 Pure Evil
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Do you think we could see her pulling the thong on instead of the dress?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:08 | 1000421 Leo Kolivakis
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Robo, it's not all about cheap asses (lol):


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 22:19 | 1000801 Rusty Shorts
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Hey Leo

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:34 | 999961 Atomizer
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Galyna Kolotnytska job function

Protein Stain Remover

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:35 | 999971 dukeness
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Ad for Russian Love Match on this page? Paging, Moammar! 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:11 | 999997 Caviar Emptor
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What sort of message (massage?) does this send to young Libyans? 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:11 | 1000166 knukles
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Them poor little Libyan girls, peer pressure and social dynamics once again making them think that they have to act like Ukrainian blond perverted twisted diseased mentally ill sexually unrestrained western whores to get married to some nice boy down the street who might make it some day as the next dick-tator of his country.


See, western values destroying the promise of youth once again.  Er, I mean.....

Hey!  BTW, anybody found his 9 y/o butt boy yet?  Betcha that'll be the next piece of "news" "leaked" to defame the man further.  If that's at all possible.
Allah Akbar!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 20:40 | 1000625 nmewn
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"Hey!  BTW, anybody found his 9 y/o butt boy yet?  Betcha that'll be the next piece of "news" "leaked" to defame the man further.  If that's at all possible.

Allah Akbar!"

You're such a scoundrel!!!...please continue ;-)

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:51 | 1000003 JR
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Colonel Gadhafi’s Tripoli empire may be disintegrating but the radical wave of the American Empire is still alive and firing.  These three paragraphs tell the story :

Today from Neocon Hawks Take Flight Over Libya |

"In a distinct echo of the tactics they pursued to encourage U.S. intervention in the Balkans and Iraq, a familiar clutch of neoconservatives appealed Friday for the United States and NATO to 'immediately' prepare military action to help bring down the regime of Libyan leader Muammar Gadhafi and end the violence that is believed to have killed well over a thousand people in the past week.

"The appeal, which came in the form of a letter signed by 40 policy analysts, including more than a dozen former senior officials who served under President George W. Bush, was organized and released by the Foreign Policy Initiative (FPI), a two-year-old neoconservative group that is widely seen as the successor to the more-famous — or infamous — Project for the New American Century (PNAC). 

"Warning that Libya stood "on the threshold of a moral and humanitarian catastrophe," the letter, which was addressed to President Barack Obama, called for specific immediate steps involving military action, in addition to the imposition of a number of diplomatic and economic sanctions to bring 'an end to the murderous Libyan regime.'"

The names tell the story:

“Among the letter’s signers were former Bush deputy defense secretary Paul Wolfowitz; Bush’s top global democracy and Middle East adviser; Elliott Abrams; former Bush speechwriters Marc Thiessen and Peter Wehner; Vice President Dick Cheney’s former deputy national security adviser, John Hannah, as well as FPI’s four directors: Weekly Standard editor William Kristol; Brookings Institution fellow Robert Kagan; former Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority spokesman Dan Senor; and former Undersecretary of Defense for Policy and Ambassador to Turkey, Eric Edelman.”

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:04 | 1000038 Spalding_Smailes
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China, Russia, EU, Brazil, ect all giving the thumbs up. He is toast.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:40 | 1000098 velobabe
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the story about the pilot, reminds me of the reply you left me back last spring. do you think the pilot will leave his family to fly the dictator in his G650? you were right, hope it happens to all these elite bastards, and they all lose their pilots. this will happen†

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:40 | 1000236 JR
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Greetings, velobabe.  I believe one of America’s strongest defenses against a police state tyranny is that the U.S. military and police cannot easily be turned against their own people. These are challenging times, when people are challenged to stand for what they believe or go with the bankers.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:53 | 1000007 CrashisOptimistic
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He's playing this well.  It's hard to feed an army (the rebels) without military food infrastructure in place.  I think they will fade away over time.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:10 | 1000513 bankonzhongguo
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We are already on the ground in eastern Libya with Egyptian support.  Got Benghazi, so the spice will flow.

Talk about 2 birds with 1 stone.


Sat, 02/26/2011 - 14:56 | 1000017 Misean
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OK, who was #1000000?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:10 | 1000044 Spalding_Smailes
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Spalding. I want a fucking shirt.


By the way Tyler, I just did a t-shirt job for Edward's hospital. 1 color logo, hanes beefy t's $11 each. My cost $ 3.50

Your guy is high like Charlie Sheen.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:23 | 1000074 Misean
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I wanna shirt too!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:06 | 1000040 Rodent Freikorps
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Man, you guys are harsh. She's hot, and I'd let her into the bunker even after TSHTF.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:21 | 1000066 Pure Evil
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Geez Rodent, nobody's deny she's hot, we're just trying to have a little fun taking shots at Uncle Muammar's blond bimbo.

And, don't worry, when she appears between the pages of Playboy, she'll be gettin all the face shots she can handle.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:11 | 1000048 Caviar Emptor
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Things heating up in Iraq with a sabotaged refinery now fully offline.

Also in Bahrain with the return of exiled Shia leader Hassan Mushaima

Also in Yemen with a fatal grenade attack against anti-government protesters in Taiz

Also in Tunisia as new anti-government riots erupt in Tunis 

Only Egypt is in some sort of quiet equilibrium. But with a military government already making plans for elections, poor business conditions and looming food shortages it's really touch and go

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:15 | 1000060 pcrs
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She calls, she will be home soon, but she has not left yet and that might prove difficult at the moment.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:20 | 1000069 Rodent Freikorps
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I hope she gets out. It would be a shame to hear she was raped to death because she didn't have her head covered.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 15:54 | 1000129 gwar5
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Pussy Galore is now single.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:06 | 1000152 Creed
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That's not her photo.


She doesn't look anywhere close to that fine.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 20:05 | 1000583 YHC-FTSE
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She looks more like my 50yr old aunt on a bad day.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:19 | 1000185 gwar5
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Can't say Muammar didn't have a happy ending.

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