Gaddafi's Ukrainian "Love Interest" Nurse Deserts Deranged Dictator

Tyler Durden's picture

Following the departure of Gadaffi's private jet pilot, Odd Birger Johansen, who quietly left the country two days ago, the latest to flee the sinking ship is none other than the dictator's favorite Ukrainian nurse Galyna Kolotnytska, who has taken her leave from Tripoli permanently. The approximately 38 year old nurse was first exposed in WikiLeaks cables which Zero Hedge referenced previously here. The fact that Galyna was so close to the dictator and was a potential "love interest" apparently in no way increased her resolve to pull an Eva Braun and join Gaddafi when he finally realizes the end is nigh. And while Gaddafi will be able to do without sponge baths for a day or two, it may prove to replace the pilot of a jet already supposedly loaded up with gold and ready to go, on such short notice.

The WSJ on the latest desertion:

Embattled Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is set to be deserted by another close ally after his Ukrainian nurse said she was heading home.

Galyna Kolotnytska, described in a diplomatic cable published by Wikileaks as a "voluptuous blond" who "travel[s] everywhere" with Col. Gadhafi, called her family in Kiev on Friday to say she intends to return to Ukraine, her daughter told daily Segodnya.

"Mom got in touch yesterday. She said she was now in Tripoli," Tetyana Kolotnytska said. "She spoke in a calm voice, asked us not to worry and said she'd soon be home."

According to the cable from September 2009, contacts in Tripoli told U.S. diplomats that Col. Gadhafi "relies heavily" on Ms. Kolotnytska, then 38, as "she alone 'knows his routine.'"

The cable also reported claims from unnamed sources that the eccentric Libyan leader and the nurse, part of a retinue of four Ukrainians, "have a romantic relationship."

Ms. Kolotnytska's daughter said her mother had been in Libya for nine years, originally employed in a hospital before starting work for Col. Gadhafi.

"Other Ukrainian women also work for him as nurses. Mom is one of them," she said. "For some reason, he doesn't trust Libyan women with this matter."

And on the prompt fleeing of Gaddafi's private pilot to Austria:

57-year-old Odd Birger Johansen for the last year has been the pilot of the private jet of Colonel Gaddafi. Until yesterday, he was in Tripoli, together with his wife and daughter that had chosen this unhappy moment to visit him for a holiday in Libya.

Yesterday, he spoke to the private Norwegian broadcaster 'TV2', saying he wanted to evacuate Libya as soon as possible. "Right now, the way I feel it, is that things are burning around me ... and I don't want to ... I am not a hero, I will go home," Mr Johansen told the broadcaster.

The interview was picked up by international media, including afrol News, causing even greater fears for the Norwegian family.

The pilot's wife, Kristin Haftorn Johansen, today told the Norwegian daily 'VG' that she feared Libyan security police could want to pick up the family after the world press reported over her husband's desire to desert the Libyan dictator.

Johansen had originally emphasised he was "under contract, so I have to follow up on that if there should be a need for my services." But his wife soon convinced him that the international media coverage forced them to flee the country as soon as possible.

Today, the family managed to buy the last available tickets for a flight from Tripoli to Vienna, Austria. Arriving safely in Europe, the Johansen family again dared to contact Norwegian media.

A photo of the nurse who we expect will grace the cover of Playboy within 3-6 months:

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AnAnonymous's picture

The leeches are leaving the host...

Fish Gone Bad's picture

Well I guess that if you have to be a leech, at least be a pretty leech.

nope-1004's picture

She looks Ukranium.  Flat face.  Wide eyes.  Round head.


Rusty Shorts's picture

Hell, we ought to get together Monday and start a rumor that Gaddafi has been shot and killed, and place our bets accordingly.

frankoo's picture

Why does  "The President of the World" seem like he should be involved?  

Zero Govt's picture

she must have been well rewarded for 'nursing' Gadaffi coz he is one pretty ugly MF

bunkermeatheadprogeny's picture

Ukrainians are just a product of vikings banging slavs 1k years ago.


Freddie's picture

Hilarious that Tyler's banner ads bring up a Russian dating/brides web site with this story.  Maybe Momar still has time to put in his order.  Will Fed Ex still deliver to Tripoli? 

Amish Hacker's picture

Back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR!!

ISEEIT's picture

'It' gives real women a bad name. 'she' is about as female as kadafffi is male.

They will both die (like the rest of us).

Whore ass blonde dumb bitch. And whore ass retard oligarch bitch.

America gotta be in here somewhere?

bankonzhongguo's picture

That is a pretty girl.  She needs to team up with that Chapman lady-spy.

Gosh.  Sometimes I wish I was a North African dictator.

She needs an agent over at William Morris Endeavor or CAA.


frankoo's picture

Can she, or can't she........take a cigar?

Dr. Porkchop's picture

I don't even know where to begin with this can't make this stuff up.

ft65's picture

Please expand. Do you mean "sloppy seconds" after you know who? I'm getting feelings about this post, and I dont mean her!

Rodent Freikorps's picture

I'm betting I could plumb new depths Mo never got to.

Threeggg's picture

ft65 said:

Do you mean "sloppy seconds"

If she guzzles does this apply ?

Guzzle : To drink quickly, voraciously, or to excess; to gulp down; to swallow greedily, continually, or with gust


Moe Howard's picture

She appears to be an average looking 38 year old blond. Normally, I would agree with you, however, in this case I know who has most likely been there lately and I am positively not interested in following that act and anything that may have been left behind.




<HELP> for explanation

Bárðarbunga's picture

She seems to be what one might call an imposter.

Some interwebs photo of some other Ukrain mom gets all ZH readers all half out of their minds in testosterone and nobody does any real research? I'm sure this bangdehoe isn't Quadaffi's "love interest" any more than BillyBanzai is...


DoChenRollingBearing's picture

@ Rodent and Anyone,

Anyone else read the interview in Barrons w/ Stephanie Pomboy?  She's pretty smokin' hot too.  It would be tough even for us happily married men in our 50s to push her away...

koeleköpke's picture

big lips, big boobs

Sudden Debt's picture

and you don't understand a word about what they say...


In short:



Nuts or not, at least Gaddafi has taste.

Spalding_Smailes's picture

How many blow jobs has she administered in the her stay with Gaddafi ?


365 x ... ?

Sudden Debt's picture

in 2010 there where 366 days. Unless she took a day off... East Europeans, lazy ass hell!


Spalding_Smailes's picture



Hey, how's business ? Are things still picking up in Europe from your seat .....

Sudden Debt's picture

Yes it is. Very strong actually!

From every side I hear there is a hughe pickup in orders and production everywhere. I even heard of businesses that jumped 30% these last 2 months.

But there is a very strange sidenote to: all the projects and orders are short term. (3 to 6 months).



DrLamer's picture

big lips, big boobs

Ukranian girls/women eat too much pork. That is a very stupid national tradition (and clearly against the Bible's Law). Rejection any kind of pork makes them much prettier, looking like Zdenka Podkapova model below.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

Christians do not have to follow Jewish dietary rules. Pork is God's way of saying he loves us best.

DrLamer's picture

Christians do not have to follow Jewish dietary rules. Pork is God's way of saying he loves us best.

No more. This was a handicap till God will finalize the court "God vs. Jews" started during Pontius Pilate. Now the case is re-considered, the court is finished, verdict is proclamed, and God requires from any human, including every christian to reject pork and to keep saturday (in a calm way, not in modern jews' way).

This is official.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

When God himself shows up to tell me to give up bacon, I will tell him no.

One thing I am absolutely sure of is that God is not a bureaucrat.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Who is that? I am bleary eyed this morning...

...Is that Pussy Galore?

Rodent Freikorps's picture

She's obviously a CIA/Mossad agent sent to feed Daffy drugs to make him melt. Just look at the photos.

UGrev's picture

No shit.. he looks like he went on that coke bender with Charlie Sheen. 

snowball777's picture

Just say, "No!" to dictatorial rule.

rosiescenario's picture

...sounds like it, too, though Charlie was a touch more coherent....

bonddude's picture

"everybody dance and sing!" 

ft65's picture

>>She's obviously a CIA/Mossad agent

Surely a nurse like her should not have too much dificulty administering and exploding cigar or Ricinus communis bite. Your post is stupid!

Rodent Freikorps's picture

Were you born without a sense of humor, or did you have it beaten out of you?

TruthInSunshine's picture


Come to think of it, this whole, bizarre episode could be straight out of a Bond movie.

Does the Colonel have a blimp with a trap floor or does he keep sharks in pools inside his palace?

Wannabee's picture

Certainly Sir Blankfein can send in a G5 to pick up the colonel and all his stash. Lloyd's purpose in life is to provide liquidity, no?

snowball777's picture

I'm sure she's quite handy with a can of whip-cream, but I think you meant 'deserts', TD.

Leo Kolivakis's picture

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, the Libyan leader who has ruled the country for over 40 years, and his family possess wealth "in excess of 20 billion dollars," an intelligence source has said.

That kind of cash buys you lots of hookers but even they are smart enough to figure all the money in the world isn't worth sleeping with a butt-ugly madman who is about to be killed. Here is a better pic of Ms. Kolonystka: