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Gaddafi's Ukrainian "Love Interest" Nurse Deserts Deranged Dictator
Following the departure of Gadaffi's private jet pilot, Odd Birger Johansen, who quietly left the country two days ago, the latest to flee the sinking ship is none other than the dictator's favorite Ukrainian nurse Galyna Kolotnytska, who has taken her leave from Tripoli permanently. The approximately 38 year old nurse was first exposed in WikiLeaks cables which Zero Hedge referenced previously here. The fact that Galyna was so close to the dictator and was a potential "love interest" apparently in no way increased her resolve to pull an Eva Braun and join Gaddafi when he finally realizes the end is nigh. And while Gaddafi will be able to do without sponge baths for a day or two, it may prove to replace the pilot of a jet already supposedly loaded up with gold and ready to go, on such short notice.
The WSJ on the latest desertion:
Embattled Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is set to be deserted by another close ally after his Ukrainian nurse said she was heading home.
Galyna Kolotnytska, described in a diplomatic cable published by Wikileaks as a "voluptuous blond" who "travel[s] everywhere" with Col. Gadhafi, called her family in Kiev on Friday to say she intends to return to Ukraine, her daughter told daily Segodnya.
"Mom got in touch yesterday. She said she was now in Tripoli," Tetyana Kolotnytska said. "She spoke in a calm voice, asked us not to worry and said she'd soon be home."
According to the cable from September 2009, contacts in Tripoli told U.S. diplomats that Col. Gadhafi "relies heavily" on Ms. Kolotnytska, then 38, as "she alone 'knows his routine.'"
The cable also reported claims from unnamed sources that the eccentric Libyan leader and the nurse, part of a retinue of four Ukrainians, "have a romantic relationship."
Ms. Kolotnytska's daughter said her mother had been in Libya for nine years, originally employed in a hospital before starting work for Col. Gadhafi.
"Other Ukrainian women also work for him as nurses. Mom is one of them," she said. "For some reason, he doesn't trust Libyan women with this matter."
And on the prompt fleeing of Gaddafi's private pilot to Austria:
57-year-old Odd Birger Johansen for the last year has been the pilot of the private jet of Colonel Gaddafi. Until yesterday, he was in Tripoli, together with his wife and daughter that had chosen this unhappy moment to visit him for a holiday in Libya.
Yesterday, he spoke to the private Norwegian broadcaster 'TV2', saying he wanted to evacuate Libya as soon as possible. "Right now, the way I feel it, is that things are burning around me ... and I don't want to ... I am not a hero, I will go home," Mr Johansen told the broadcaster.
The interview was picked up by international media, including afrol News, causing even greater fears for the Norwegian family.
The pilot's wife, Kristin Haftorn Johansen, today told the Norwegian daily 'VG' that she feared Libyan security police could want to pick up the family after the world press reported over her husband's desire to desert the Libyan dictator.
Johansen had originally emphasised he was "under contract, so I have to follow up on that if there should be a need for my services." But his wife soon convinced him that the international media coverage forced them to flee the country as soon as possible.
Today, the family managed to buy the last available tickets for a flight from Tripoli to Vienna, Austria. Arriving safely in Europe, the Johansen family again dared to contact Norwegian media.
A photo of the nurse who we expect will grace the cover of Playboy within 3-6 months:
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The leeches are leaving the host...
Well I guess that if you have to be a leech, at least be a pretty leech.
She looks Ukranium. Flat face. Wide eyes. Round head.
Hell, we ought to get together Monday and start a rumor that Gaddafi has been shot and killed, and place our bets accordingly.
Why does "The President of the World" seem like he should be involved?
she must have been well rewarded for 'nursing' Gadaffi coz he is one pretty ugly MF
Ukrainians are just a product of vikings banging slavs 1k years ago.
Hilarious that Tyler's banner ads bring up a Russian dating/brides web site with this story. Maybe Momar still has time to put in his order. Will Fed Ex still deliver to Tripoli?
Back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR!!
'It' gives real women a bad name. 'she' is about as female as kadafffi is male.
They will both die (like the rest of us).
Whore ass blonde dumb bitch. And whore ass retard oligarch bitch.
America gotta be in here somewhere?
That is a pretty girl. She needs to team up with that Chapman lady-spy.
Gosh. Sometimes I wish I was a North African dictator.
She needs an agent over at William Morris Endeavor or CAA.
Can she, or can't she........take a cigar?
I don't even know where to begin with this one..you can't make this stuff up.
I'd hit it.
Please expand. Do you mean "sloppy seconds" after you know who? I'm getting feelings about this post, and I dont mean her!
I'm betting I could plumb new depths Mo never got to.
ft65 said:
Do you mean "sloppy seconds"
If she guzzles does this apply ?
Guzzle : To drink quickly, voraciously, or to excess; to gulp down; to swallow greedily, continually, or with gust
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/guzzle
She appears to be an average looking 38 year old blond. Normally, I would agree with you, however, in this case I know who has most likely been there lately and I am positively not interested in following that act and anything that may have been left behind.
<HELP> for explanation
She seems to be what one might describe as a "Natasha".
http://www.forbes.com/2008/11/24/russia-bond-girls-oped-cx_mk_1125kaylan...
She seems to be what one might call an imposter.
http://www.heavenlyhearts.net/single-ukrainian-lady-Natalia-melitopol-UN3H0002.html
Some interwebs photo of some other Ukrain mom gets all ZH readers all half out of their minds in testosterone and nobody does any real research? I'm sure this bangdehoe isn't Quadaffi's "love interest" any more than BillyBanzai is...
sheesh
@ Rodent and Anyone,
Anyone else read the interview in Barrons w/ Stephanie Pomboy? She's pretty smokin' hot too. It would be tough even for us happily married men in our 50s to push her away...
big lips, big boobs
and you don't understand a word about what they say...
In short:
THE PERFECT WOMAN!
Nuts or not, at least Gaddafi has taste.
How many blow jobs has she administered in the her stay with Gaddafi ?
365 x ... ?
in 2010 there where 366 days. Unless she took a day off... East Europeans, lazy ass hell!
Lol'
Hey, how's business ? Are things still picking up in Europe from your seat .....
Yes it is. Very strong actually!
From every side I hear there is a hughe pickup in orders and production everywhere. I even heard of businesses that jumped 30% these last 2 months.
But there is a very strange sidenote to: all the projects and orders are short term. (3 to 6 months).
Ukranian girls/women eat too much pork. That is a very stupid national tradition (and clearly against the Bible's Law). Rejection any kind of pork makes them much prettier, looking like Zdenka Podkapova model below.
Christians do not have to follow Jewish dietary rules. Pork is God's way of saying he loves us best.
No more. This was a handicap till God will finalize the court "God vs. Jews" started during Pontius Pilate. Now the case is re-considered, the court is finished, verdict is proclamed, and God requires from any human, including every christian to reject pork and to keep saturday (in a calm way, not in modern jews' way).
This is official.
When God himself shows up to tell me to give up bacon, I will tell him no.
One thing I am absolutely sure of is that God is not a bureaucrat.
No, but he is a health nut.
Who is that? I am bleary eyed this morning...
...Is that Pussy Galore?
She's obviously a CIA/Mossad agent sent to feed Daffy drugs to make him melt. Just look at the photos.
No shit.. he looks like he went on that coke bender with Charlie Sheen.
Just say, "No!" to dictatorial rule.
...sounds like it, too, though Charlie was a touch more coherent....
+1
"everybody dance and sing!"
>>She's obviously a CIA/Mossad agent
Surely a nurse like her should not have too much dificulty administering and exploding cigar or Ricinus communis bite. Your post is stupid!
Were you born without a sense of humor, or did you have it beaten out of you?
Come to think of it, this whole, bizarre episode could be straight out of a Bond movie.
Does the Colonel have a blimp with a trap floor or does he keep sharks in pools inside his palace?
Sharks with Frik-in laser beams on their heads.
Sea Bass
Sea Bass
"A Giant LASER!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw3dWOssOhs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw
Certainly Sir Blankfein can send in a G5 to pick up the colonel and all his stash. Lloyd's purpose in life is to provide liquidity, no?
I'm sure she's quite handy with a can of whip-cream, but I think you meant 'deserts', TD.
Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, the Libyan leader who has ruled the country for over 40 years, and his family possess wealth "in excess of 20 billion dollars," an intelligence source has said.
That kind of cash buys you lots of hookers but even they are smart enough to figure all the money in the world isn't worth sleeping with a butt-ugly madman who is about to be killed. Here is a better pic of Ms. Kolonystka:
Okay, that is a beautiful mouth. Please tell it is not a tranny.
Tranny?
I tell you what, when I see articles such at THIS
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405274870440900457614632172588944...
...getting 1600+ comments on the Wallstreet Journal online... I start really thinking all that sci-fi conspiracy shit is R E A L.
Skynet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Xs-pzRyi8
Palladium:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwVap8x64As
All aliens would have to do to end humanity is make fembots real. We'd quit breeding.
Nobody told you? Oh.
Carry on.
I have another theory about the difficulties faced by younger men these days: being a "Man" means having responsibility. But with the Boomers clogging up all the important positions, men in their 20s and 30s haven't been able to get into positions of responsibility. If you're stuck in middle management somewhere, or even lower down, and you can't find meaning in your work (because it's meaningless) then you might as well look for entertainment in order to stay sane.
You said it all, man.
...thanks freedmon
Yes, Freedmon, this is partly correct explanation. But the real reson is very simple: modern men are totally in oil's and computer idolatries. They are digital geeks and electronic jerks. God does not like it, and He pays MUCH more attention to modern girls/women than to men.
This is also only a part of a real explanation, I can not tell you the rest of it.
freedmon,
I love theories too, well, because as of yet, they are not fact, so the sky's the limit on conclusions ;-)
Being an adult (man or woman) does indeed mean having to bear personal responsibility, both financial & social, for past, current & future actions and decisions.
Being responsible might mean also...males not spending a disproportionate amount of time, money & energy whining about where they find themselves in life and actually doing something about it instead of concentrating so much on vanity...like getting their bodies waxed to remove body hair...body peircings & tatoos...gelling and dying their hair...staying up on a work night to be the first in line for the latest Ipad or gadget then zoning at work...over spending on wardrobe...putting oneself in debtors prison for the latest model car instead of a reliable ole beater to get one to the job they loathe so much they couldn't possibly think of leaving it and creating one for themselves & others.
I have another theory...beta males are unattractive to the opposite sex...so far, just a theory though...LOL.
Tranny? Zdenka Podkapova - tranny? Whats WRONG with you people?
This is a Czech-born model Zdenka Podkapova.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zdenka_Podkapov%C3%A1
[P.S. I know because my german-russian-ukranian-roots wife with the make-up looks like Zdenka.]
Putting aside the moral side of her modelling (soft-core, no porn) business:
"Before Podkapová started her modelling career, she was a professional gymnast for more than ten years. She was in the Czech national team for five years and she became the Czech national champion four times during her young career. In 1996, she posed for her first photoshoot, and in 1998 tried contacting Penthouse. Her first pictorials for Penthouse were published in May 1998. She was chosen as Penthouse Pet of the Month. Two years later, she won Penthouse Pet of the Year 2001. "It was a very big surprise for me and I cried like a baby" because "I was the first girl in history from the Czech Republic to win the title as Pet of the Year and the second girl from Europe".[5]"
I might hit that even if it was a tranny. I'd feel guilty later.
Third world photoshopping skilz. Is that a bullet hole they are trying to obscure?
Take down the yellow 7% or pump up the cyan a bit.
(merged with the above post)
Galyna Kolotnytska is on Facebook ~
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Galyna-Kolotnytska/168605299840969?v=wall&...
Post: what does dictator dick taste like?
Whore ~
Info Page on Facebook -
I am a voluptuous Ukrainian nurse with a penchant for older military dictators. I am deeply saddened by the way the west has treated my lovely Muammar. He is a very kind old man who takes me everywhere (and every which way).
He is getting on a bit though, so I thought with all of the publicity I have had recently now might be a good time for me to line up my next sugar daddy. So please don’t be shy, I am very open minded, I have had to be, Muammar has some very exotic tastes to say the least.
A history of genocide, torture and terrorism is no barrier to our love, although I do draw the line at being cruel to animals. Oh, unless it is to make me a lovely new fur coat and only then if it is mink I couldn’t tolerate you being cruel to fluffy bunnies.
I have had a great deal of experience being a nurse for Muammar. I have also from time to time been a police woman, schoolgirl, French maid and cheerleader and perhaps most strangely of all an SS officer wearing Nazi chic.
So come on all you lovely dictators, give me a call, you know you want to.
Wait for her eventual flight to America, debriefing, book deal, Playboy spread and eventual Barbara Walters interview.
What was it wike to wiv wif Qwadaffy? Did you wuv him?
giggitty-giggitty-GOO !
She looks like a perfect candidate for next season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'.
I bet she knows what a strap-on is for! No more getting it in the end for the ol' Colonel, except that now he will truly be at his end.
Mistress In Libyan Fallout
She's probably batshit crazy.
Aren't they all?
The ones who dated you? Mos def!
I've always been attracted to Chaos Gurrrrls. It is a curse.
Sanity * Bed_Proficiency = Constant.
Probably?
Like what the fuck is with probably here?
Holy shit!
"Probably" something definitely, completely, inordinately, undeniably, conclusively and irreparibly fucking wrong with this woman's mental condition. Oh, right, sanity, as in "Clarity of Thought"?
"Oh, fer sure, like he's cute, you know... Whatever."
I can see the defense attorneys for Quackadaffi questioning her before the Human Rights Violations trial at the Hague.
"Ms. Glockona, have you ever considered plastic surgery?"
"Oh yes, many times. The Colonel's surgeon has done such a wonderful job on him and Mickey Rourke, I just can't wait!"
Kinda like Naomi Campbell, then?
Claudia: One thing you taught me, never drink from the dead!
lol
As per the Playboy deal, nothing like peering into the gaping hole where no man, other than Uncle Muammar, has gone before.
Oh, that's right, Ukranian chicks start fornicating around age 12, much like the sluts in this country.
excuse me good sir, but i don't think i started to fornicate until 16 or 17 years of age. hell i just kinda found out the definition of fornicating, sexual relations. now it use to be called love making, when i was a teenager.
Thanks for calling me a good sir.
By the way, didn't you happen to see my avatar?
I'm Pure Evil, with, Satan Inside, (registered trademark).
So, that should speak for itself.
yeah if my balls needed a daily oil dmassage she could do it.
o wait they do need a daily oil massage im just not a rich cunt.
... and they say Canola Oil is for cooking, riiiiight.
If Galyna Kolotnytska didn't have a hole, no one would talk to her. 32 billion can buy alot of T&A.
Errrrrr ...... 3
??? Help me understand your cryptic post. We are just having a little fun. Try getting a sense of humor!!!
Um' 3 holes not 1 she's a tramp....
Congratulations Spalding for bringing zerohedge north of
the 1 million posts level.
The bottle of DP is on me.
- succinct, relevant and informative post as well.
Get your foot off the boat Spalding.
So, we reach the hallmark 1,000,000 comment on this hard hitting economic site. Of course, it's about the economy, or eating gold, or front-running this or that....
No. It's how many orifices a bimbo of a soon-to-be-ex-world leader has.
I find this amusing....
Me too. Try to make a writedown to a semi-histeria mood of every trader/investor in the world, trying to relax apart from everyday's BAD NEWS.
And .... only 180+ comments on this "girl issue" vs. 800+ comments on "crying faggot letter" on ZH a couple of weeks ago. Something wrong in Sodom and Gomorrah cities.
Um, am I dreaming? This lady, Galyna Kolotnytska, who is not my wife, please, looks like Dolly Parton.
If I was Gadhafi, I'd be holed up in a dacha somewhere in the Ukraine. With his coin, you could build a new kulak army.
Ukranian Nurse flees.
Brings out the boyz in the men who otherwise frequent ZH.
Fascinating.
ORI
ORI - Make love not war. Kama Sutra baby.
I suspect she's just one of those toilet "grooms", no blow jobs involved.
With those lips, she better be giving blowjobs, else it's punishable by death.
Who would want sloppy seconds after Ghadaffi? Not me...
You do realize that is true of any non-virgin, right?
You guys must have high standards...and not get laid much.
Wrap it in latex and drive on.
Reminds me of the Russians as they gang raped their way....,er, invaded Germany during WWII.
Comrade, don't be pussy, everyone here get chance with Nazi whore.
And, knowing the Muslims penchant for riding the Hershey Highway, I'm sure there's not a hole on that bitch that ain't been dick slapped, by Good Ole Uncle Muammar.
Nasty! LOL!
She's obviously a CIA agent who's been recalled. This, combined with freezing Muammar's family assets serve as punishment to the dictator rather than a no-fly zone or something really bold like boots on the ground with an arrest warrant for Gaddafi.
"Take away his hookers and blow....that'll hurt him", ordered Barack.
I'm sure if Gaddafi is smart enough to leave the country with millions...
He'll have no problem re-settling elsewhere and finding a suitable replacement.
Younger.
Fresher.
Newer.
Different.
Got GLUU ?
Got wood anyway
JPM will accept that as collateral too.
Okay, we get it, you're in love with GLUU
Damn, will she ever get those pants on?
Or, am I going apeshit like my best pal Gaddafi?
ummm..itsa dress
Damn, your right!
I must be going apeshit.
I could watch that movie all day...
Robo often does this . When you see the what is going into the front of that skirt you will change your opinion .Franks and beans !!!
The hands aren't big enough for this one to be a tranny.
Good call.
Oh shit, is Man-Hands back?
its mesmerizing
That's the Robo we love.
Less talky, more pasting.
is there a link to that robo? want to see before and after, lol
Do you think we could see her pulling the thong on instead of the dress?
Robo, it's not all about cheap asses (lol):
Hey Leo
Galyna Kolotnytska job function
Protein Stain Remover
Ad for Russian Love Match on this page? Paging, Moammar!
What sort of message (massage?) does this send to young Libyans?
Right.
Them poor little Libyan girls, peer pressure and social dynamics once again making them think that they have to act like Ukrainian blond perverted twisted diseased mentally ill sexually unrestrained western whores to get married to some nice boy down the street who might make it some day as the next dick-tator of his country.
Awesome.
See, western values destroying the promise of youth once again. Er, I mean.....
Hey! BTW, anybody found his 9 y/o butt boy yet? Betcha that'll be the next piece of "news" "leaked" to defame the man further. If that's at all possible.
Allah Akbar!
"Hey! BTW, anybody found his 9 y/o butt boy yet? Betcha that'll be the next piece of "news" "leaked" to defame the man further. If that's at all possible.
Allah Akbar!"
You're such a scoundrel!!!...please continue ;-)
Colonel Gadhafi’s Tripoli empire may be disintegrating but the radical wave of the American Empire is still alive and firing. These three paragraphs tell the story :
Today from Neocon Hawks Take Flight Over Libya | Antiwar.com
"In a distinct echo of the tactics they pursued to encourage U.S. intervention in the Balkans and Iraq, a familiar clutch of neoconservatives appealed Friday for the United States and NATO to 'immediately' prepare military action to help bring down the regime of Libyan leader Muammar Gadhafi and end the violence that is believed to have killed well over a thousand people in the past week.
"The appeal, which came in the form of a letter signed by 40 policy analysts, including more than a dozen former senior officials who served under President George W. Bush, was organized and released by the Foreign Policy Initiative (FPI), a two-year-old neoconservative group that is widely seen as the successor to the more-famous — or infamous — Project for the New American Century (PNAC).
"Warning that Libya stood "on the threshold of a moral and humanitarian catastrophe," the letter, which was addressed to President Barack Obama, called for specific immediate steps involving military action, in addition to the imposition of a number of diplomatic and economic sanctions to bring 'an end to the murderous Libyan regime.'"
http://original.antiwar.com/lobe/2011/02/25/neocon-hawks-take-flight-over-libya/
The names tell the story:
“Among the letter’s signers were former Bush deputy defense secretary Paul Wolfowitz; Bush’s top global democracy and Middle East adviser; Elliott Abrams; former Bush speechwriters Marc Thiessen and Peter Wehner; Vice President Dick Cheney’s former deputy national security adviser, John Hannah, as well as FPI’s four directors: Weekly Standard editor William Kristol; Brookings Institution fellow Robert Kagan; former Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority spokesman Dan Senor; and former Undersecretary of Defense for Policy and Ambassador to Turkey, Eric Edelman.”
China, Russia, EU, Brazil, ect all giving the thumbs up. He is toast.
the story about the pilot, reminds me of the reply you left me back last spring. do you think the pilot will leave his family to fly the dictator in his G650? you were right, hope it happens to all these elite bastards, and they all lose their pilots. this will happen†
Greetings, velobabe. I believe one of America’s strongest defenses against a police state tyranny is that the U.S. military and police cannot easily be turned against their own people. These are challenging times, when people are challenged to stand for what they believe or go with the bankers.
He's playing this well. It's hard to feed an army (the rebels) without military food infrastructure in place. I think they will fade away over time.
Nope.
We are already on the ground in eastern Libya with Egyptian support. Got Benghazi, so the spice will flow.
Talk about 2 birds with 1 stone.
Brilliant.
OK, who was #1000000?
Spalding. I want a fucking shirt.
By the way Tyler, I just did a t-shirt job for Edward's hospital. 1 color logo, hanes beefy t's $11 each. My cost $ 3.50
Your guy is high like Charlie Sheen.
Nice!
I wanna shirt too!
Man, you guys are harsh. She's hot, and I'd let her into the bunker even after TSHTF.
Geez Rodent, nobody's deny she's hot, we're just trying to have a little fun taking shots at Uncle Muammar's blond bimbo.
And, don't worry, when she appears between the pages of Playboy, she'll be gettin all the face shots she can handle.
Things heating up in Iraq with a sabotaged refinery now fully offline.
Also in Bahrain with the return of exiled Shia leader Hassan Mushaima
Also in Yemen with a fatal grenade attack against anti-government protesters in Taiz
Also in Tunisia as new anti-government riots erupt in Tunis
Only Egypt is in some sort of quiet equilibrium. But with a military government already making plans for elections, poor business conditions and looming food shortages it's really touch and go
She calls, she will be home soon, but she has not left yet and that might prove difficult at the moment.
I hope she gets out. It would be a shame to hear she was raped to death because she didn't have her head covered.
Pussy Galore is now single.
That's not her photo.
She doesn't look anywhere close to that fine.
+1
She looks more like my 50yr old aunt on a bad day.
Can't say Muammar didn't have a happy ending.
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