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Gaddafi's Ukrainian "Love Interest" Nurse Deserts Deranged Dictator

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Following the departure of Gadaffi's private jet pilot, Odd Birger Johansen, who quietly left the country two days ago, the latest to flee the sinking ship is none other than the dictator's favorite Ukrainian nurse Galyna Kolotnytska, who has taken her leave from Tripoli permanently. The approximately 38 year old nurse was first exposed in WikiLeaks cables which Zero Hedge referenced previously here. The fact that Galyna was so close to the dictator and was a potential "love interest" apparently in no way increased her resolve to pull an Eva Braun and join Gaddafi when he finally realizes the end is nigh. And while Gaddafi will be able to do without sponge baths for a day or two, it may prove to replace the pilot of a jet already supposedly loaded up with gold and ready to go, on such short notice.

The WSJ on the latest desertion:

Embattled Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is set to be deserted by another close ally after his Ukrainian nurse said she was heading home.

Galyna Kolotnytska, described in a diplomatic cable published by Wikileaks as a "voluptuous blond" who "travel[s] everywhere" with Col. Gadhafi, called her family in Kiev on Friday to say she intends to return to Ukraine, her daughter told daily Segodnya.

"Mom got in touch yesterday. She said she was now in Tripoli," Tetyana Kolotnytska said. "She spoke in a calm voice, asked us not to worry and said she'd soon be home."

According to the cable from September 2009, contacts in Tripoli told U.S. diplomats that Col. Gadhafi "relies heavily" on Ms. Kolotnytska, then 38, as "she alone 'knows his routine.'"

The cable also reported claims from unnamed sources that the eccentric Libyan leader and the nurse, part of a retinue of four Ukrainians, "have a romantic relationship."

Ms. Kolotnytska's daughter said her mother had been in Libya for nine years, originally employed in a hospital before starting work for Col. Gadhafi.

"Other Ukrainian women also work for him as nurses. Mom is one of them," she said. "For some reason, he doesn't trust Libyan women with this matter."

And on the prompt fleeing of Gaddafi's private pilot to Austria:

57-year-old Odd Birger Johansen for the last year has been the pilot of the private jet of Colonel Gaddafi. Until yesterday, he was in Tripoli, together with his wife and daughter that had chosen this unhappy moment to visit him for a holiday in Libya.

Yesterday, he spoke to the private Norwegian broadcaster 'TV2', saying he wanted to evacuate Libya as soon as possible. "Right now, the way I feel it, is that things are burning around me ... and I don't want to ... I am not a hero, I will go home," Mr Johansen told the broadcaster.

The interview was picked up by international media, including afrol News, causing even greater fears for the Norwegian family.

The pilot's wife, Kristin Haftorn Johansen, today told the Norwegian daily 'VG' that she feared Libyan security police could want to pick up the family after the world press reported over her husband's desire to desert the Libyan dictator.

Johansen had originally emphasised he was "under contract, so I have to follow up on that if there should be a need for my services." But his wife soon convinced him that the international media coverage forced them to flee the country as soon as possible.

Today, the family managed to buy the last available tickets for a flight from Tripoli to Vienna, Austria. Arriving safely in Europe, the Johansen family again dared to contact Norwegian media.

A photo of the nurse who we expect will grace the cover of Playboy within 3-6 months:

 

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Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:52 | 1000564 Bam_Man
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Mo looks like he is getting ready to hurl...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:22 | 1000198 Creed
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OK so I don't know how to post a pic...

 

link is safe, trust me ;)

 

that Kaddafi is one ugly....

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:24 | 1000202 bingaling
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She isn't out of there yet . How do you tell a madman who is probably in love with you ,that you are leaving him when things get a little rough? I bet she doesn't make it out sadly. Khaddafi's response when she tells him will probably be " You aren't going anywhere I will kill you me and the camel ." If she wants out of thereshe is going to have to give him some bad medicine

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:29 | 1000216 bugs_
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FINALLY...FINALLY.  Galyna we are all quite worried about you - please be safe.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:36 | 1000231 Gold 36000
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I wish I were a dictator!

All the great pussy you can handle.

41 years with a few dozen concubines and I would gladly risk swinging from a rope.

I can see why he would rather take a chance on dying rather than give up the perks of El Jefe.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:55 | 1000270 Motorhead
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Fuck, man, I need to be a dictator.  Or a colonel.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 16:59 | 1000276 Pure Evil
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Nah, you just need to be able to afford at least $300 an hour.

Just ask ex-Gov Eliot Spitzer.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:09 | 1000289 falak pema
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A Ukranian nurse has an awesome productivity. She is the genuine Stakhanovist, a true laborer worthy of the Lenin award.. She can tolerate heat like no one humped camel. Even two humped camels cannot match her staying power. It is amazing to explain in pure words her devotion to cause. For instance a normal state flight from Tripoli to London, where El Magnifico has his private home, is more than two and a half hours according to flying ace Sven...She had never lost her breath once on those incessant trips, in the double dips, in the forced landings, in the Stukka dives, she was always alive. Sven Bottoms-up, the ex-Viking ace, who tested jets for Saab Vixen model, flew them impeccably into Gatwick airport where they emerged spick and span on the tarmac like full tailed peacocks on the march. He was a test pilot ace before an 'offer he could not refuse' took him to gay Tripoli. A blond giant amongst dark pygmies he smoked his havanas by the pool side, like a lazy Red baron on the loose.

There amongst the two hundred and fifty pure, thoroughbred camels of the Akka Akka breed, which followed their master's wandering odyssey from oasis to oasis, on his meditation trail, only the Ukranian nurse knew how to make him reconcile the temporal and the sublime. It had lasted 9 years and she had lived nine lives like a scalded cat. Now  she was ready to go home. When the sound of the AK 47's started to stacatto in Tripoli.

"I'll never be able to replace you in my hour of need" said the great man with regret. "You can stay the whole distance all the way to Tombouctou". "I know, my master, but my daughter awaits me in Kiev. And then the Playboy wants my interview. I must prepare for retirement so hard earned". He had to reluctantly agree. "I know. All I have had to offer you all these years is blood, sweat and tears. We have fought them on the beaches, in our houses, our alcoves and in our very streets. With you by my side. When I rode you into the red sunset.'" He sighed as the memories came rushing back like the tide.

"You must to your destiny and I to my million dollar contract" she sighed, waving him a last kiss. As the plane took her to safety she carefully looked at all the intimate photos her remote camera had taken of their intense, convoluted, face to face, back to front activities. A unique, incandesccent album worth all the relics of the Cairo palace of antiquities. Once her master left this world for the next, they would become Osiris and Isis, for eternity...Priceless.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:37 | 1000473 Atomizer
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That deserves the 1 million post award and a free ZH discontinued T-shirt.

"On a long enough timeline the IQ of every CNBC anchor drops to zero."

Tyler, you never replied to my email.

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:30 | 1000348 ants88
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I get the feeling she does'nt even speak Arabic...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:44 | 1000379 Rodent Freikorps
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The language of love transcends such things. And 300$/hour.

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:42 | 1000376 trgfunds
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That picture is NOT HER. A simple google images search will show you the real one, and trust me she isn't as fun to look at.

Galyna Kolotnytska

http://ariversideview.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/galyna-kolotnytska-photo-and-gullible-net-surfers/

 

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 17:46 | 1000382 Rodent Freikorps
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FaceBook = Bullshit?

Seems like that is the way to bet.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:56 | 1000573 Fíréan
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If the people, the readers, believe it isn't that enough ?

As long as it keeps them on the chair and in front of the screen, click on an ad in the side bar or something, stop thinking and being too clever.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 22:04 | 1000759 Rusty Shorts
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Will the Real Jared Lee Loughner Please Stand Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGax2HsJFeA&feature=related

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:06 | 1000419 Yen Cross
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Babushka. I hope his Amazonian guards are a bit more appealing. "But then again, Qaddafi has two glass eyes". You can quote me on that one!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:28 | 1000461 Joeman34
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Eastern European women - pretty when they're young, but uglier than 300lb truckers when they age

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 18:42 | 1000485 New Survivalist
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Whores, bitchez!

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 19:53 | 1000567 robertocarlos
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Typical East Euro woman. Takes your money and runs.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 20:34 | 1000598 palmereldritch
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW48FOgIS1Y


I can remember the nights by the sea in tripoli
Were were so much BOLDER then
I had you and my poetry to protect me
We were both soldiers then
Bolder then, colder then
I need rain, I need rain, I need rain
White hot
White hot...

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 20:29 | 1000609 savagegoose
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i cant believe all the junking going on in a totally bullshit junk news article, people need to get a sense of humor.

 

unless junk is a covert star rating im perplexed.

 

maybe we should be discussing how she should invest her ill-gotten hoard

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 01:20 | 1001122 Pure Evil
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Her hoard of what, Gaddafi's semen?

(remember you said to maintain a sense of humor)

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 20:43 | 1000628 Creed
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I junked you just because I had never junked anyone before. :)

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 20:48 | 1000638 nmewn
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"A photo of the nurse who we expect will grace the cover of Playboy within 3-6 months:..."

Unreliable sources say Larry Flint is bidding too...bidding to begin at...say, 250k? ;-)

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 21:29 | 1000681 Atomizer
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Did Charlie Sheen sniff coke from her ass? The CBS PR group is dying to gather info. Sheen story is going down faster the Galyna Kolotnytska affair.

Google ad revenue is losing 10 million a day. East meets West distress call is going "Code Pink."

LOL

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 22:14 | 1000795 Goldenballs
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Shagged out Ukranian nurse does one with Pilot and 2 x tonnes of Gold.Gaddafi says it was a cheap price to get rid of her I,m knackered.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 22:29 | 1000827 saulysw
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Wait....

1. Plane already loaded with gold and
2. Pilot disappeared

Did he just get shafted, while blowing kisses to the crowds?

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 23:13 | 1000917 Rodent Freikorps
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All he has to do is borrow an Air Force pilot.

Which is frelling crazy. If I was a dictator with any kind of air force, I'd be in the cockpit all day long.

Going mach2 with your hair on fire is better than sex.

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 22:31 | 1000829 seek
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Did a tineye search, this was the oldest link and appears to be the source material for the fake Galyna: http://womensingle.com/irina-lady-from-ukraine-nikolaev/102001

So close, she's ukrainian, but much younger than the real Galyna.

Good news, though, she's single. Of course she's also probably a russian dude with a hotmail account.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 02:01 | 1001175 Bansters-in-my-...
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"first exposed by WikiLeaks"........ Highly unlikely. This Galyna has been "exposed" a time or two.I.m thinking.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:40 | 1001326 Charlie Bravo
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I wonder if anyone bothered to tell Gadhafi that love is fleeting...

Charlie Bravo

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:49 | 1001334 Charlie Bravo
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LOL

I'm sure he's weeping. But he can always find another "girlfriend" through his contacts in the "mail-order" business....

Charlie Bravo

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 04:52 | 1001338 Rodent Freikorps
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Hell, the price for hot redheads is falling. Illegals are almost free.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 11:48 | 1001588 Rodent Freikorps
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Alright, day 2 and she is still hot.

Anyone find out if she's real, and what her rates are?

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 12:30 | 1001631 Burticus
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Nothing a few days of strong mouthwash, betadyne douches and bubble baths wouldn't fix!  Plus, you figger she's rich, since I doubt that she would accomodate a disgusting pig billionnaire in a scorpion pit on the cheap.

Sadly, she administers the final kick to her adoring benefactor's hapless groin just as the global power elite orders the execution of their minion appointee oligarch.

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 12:50 | 1001656 Rodent Freikorps
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Prostitutes with a golden heart are as mythical as unicorns.

She performed services for a salary. What else do you want?

Sun, 02/27/2011 - 17:56 | 1002205 Cpl Hicks
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Somewhere out there in the Land of the Free Slick Willie is working on a wicked hard-on...

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 00:19 | 1003009 r257
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Here's your real Galyna, so stop drooling over that fake picture..lol

 

http://delo.ua/ukraine/v-ukrainu-vernulas-lichnaja-med-153035/

 

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