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Gasparino CDS Explodes On Blankfein Comments

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In an abrupt about-face on his Goldman stance, Gasparino earlier, in a HuffPo op-ed, recommended Lloyd Blankfein step down.

But it takes more than being less bad (and less of a political
animal) than your counterparts to be considered a good CEO. Somehow I
just can't imagine former GE CEO Jack Welch twisting himself in knots
trying to rationalize what CEOs are supposed to do, which is to make
money. And what CEO would attempt to buy off public outrage about
handing out billions in bonus money, if such outrage isn't justified in
the first place?

For all these reasons I am recommending two things: Mr. Oracle
should use his considerable clout to release taxpayers from their
Goldman Sachs subsidy and make the firm a hedge fund or something
different than a government protected "bank." Second, I think it's
about time for Lloyd Blankfein to step down and resign as CEO of
Goldman, and really start doing God's work by sparing the rest of us
the stupidity of listening to his excuses.

The market responded appropriately, by savagely punishing GASBG 5 Yr CDS shortly after the announcement: in fact the market closed offerless after a steep selloff culminated with rumors of an S&P downgrade of the CNBC anchor deep into junk territory. Goldman's market in Gasparino protection: 10 by 100 pts up, with Goldman a size buyer and seller.




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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Burnbright
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Sorry to sound noobish but what is the GASBG?

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:25 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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2nd, can't even google it.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:38 | Link to Comment agrotera
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i think it's a joke: credit default swaps on Charlie "GASBAG" Gasparino, value after his statements on CNBC, the CDS market's statement on the Garparino enterprise value....

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:06 | Link to Comment Burnbright
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Sorry to reply to my own post but could the writers at Zerohedge please just put the name of the thing they abbreviating in perenthesis the first time so that many of us (like myself) do not feel utterly helpless and stupid.

I know it is a lot to ask but I would appreciate it all the same.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:23 | Link to Comment Bolweevil
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"youmissedit!"

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:27 | Link to Comment Rusty_Shackleford
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It's a joke fellas.

 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:37 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Yes, joke.  Whoever is behind ZH was/is, I am guessing, a credit analyst.  Most Americans, myself included, tend to think of securities in equity terms.  Maybe it's the 401(k) brainwashing.  Anyway, translated for the 401(k) crowd, you could say that Gasparino's attack (via HuffPo no less!) on GS/Blankfein means that Gasparino's stock is falling precipitously.  Actually, I don't take this as a good sign for Goldie.  Loud mouth know-it-alls like Gasparino can be a lot of trouble.  What are they going to do, have GE fire him?  In that event he gets bigger.  Of course, the ZH cynics will wonder if its really not a PR ploy by GS/Blankfein.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 01:25 | Link to Comment FischerBlack
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Whoever is behind ZH was/is, I am guessing, a credit analyst.  Most Americans, myself included, tend to think of securities in equity terms.

Credit analyst or no, the story of the last few years and the next many has been and will be credit. The best equity guys have always had a good read on credit anyway, it's just become that much more important in the current environment. ZH is really one of the few blogs available with a sensitivity to how important it is.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 02:07 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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you DONT ask questions about WHO is behind ZH .... and you DONT ask questions WHO is behind ZH ...

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 09:59 | Link to Comment Miyagi_san
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Most already know, TD is Jon Stewart ...and some articles are for the walking wounded.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:43 | Link to Comment deadhead
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Great article by Gasparino and he is commended for taking this courageous stance.

I hope all ZHers will support Charlie for his words.

Thank you to Mr. Gasparino.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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Well ya know, Gasparino just seems like a lap dog. Okay I'll give him props for the statement but if he believes what says maybe he will do something constructive like publicly support Senator Sanders bill to break up the TBTF.

 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:02 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Sometimes i just glance a little too quickly at what i am reading and on first glance, i thought the joke would be that the "GASBG" CDS's just went way DOWN in value because of his righteous article...I agree with you DH, and thanks for speaking the truth Mr. Gaspirino!

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:38 | Link to Comment LiquidBrick
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Clearly, and eventually, the truth always comes out and those with a conscious who can no longer sleep at night must start reporting it like they see it (to wit: Dylan Radigan) or surrender their mind and life to an oblivious and delusional mix of scenes from "Liar Liar" and "Groundhog Day"

Blankfield is a drop in the market bucket.

He steps down and GS stock will tank 25% in the ultimate public display of "So that's the (Blank*) behind the curtain.

*Truth

Gold would probably be the only thing left to buy.  This is getting very heavy.

 

 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:59 | Link to Comment GoldmanSux
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Goldman went public in '97 at about 80. 12 yrs later it is 175. The shareholder gets sweet fuck all while they pilage the place. There has been more paid in bonuses in the last 12 years than the current mkt cap. You would need to be a fool to buy this stock here.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 23:30 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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sounds like a nice little class action suit to me

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 00:11 | Link to Comment Ghettomedic
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It's odd to see or hear anything from Gasparino that doesn't involve the incessant pimping of his book.

Here's the typical interview:
BOOK BOOK BOOK [PICTURE OF BOOK] IN MY NEW BOOK BOOK WROTE A NEW BOOK WHERE I INTERVIEW NEW BOOK BOOK BOOK [PICTURE OF BOOK] AND I TALKED ABOUT IT IN MY BOOK.

Pretty lame and self-serving. Exactly like Goldman.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:58 | Link to Comment IE
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Gasbag = monkey see; monkey do (wrt Ratigan)

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:41 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:29 | Link to Comment IE
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Well ... if it indeed was a bonafide conspiratorial/concerted effort, with actual decisions being made about who "raises the call" (for Goat Lloyd's ouster)... they sure the heck could have picked less of a windsock.

I share your admiration for Reggie. 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 19:58 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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I read Mr. Gasparino's new book Sellout...Compared to TBTF, Fool's Gold, Charlie's is right on...;-)

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 01:45 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Indeed. Good to see ya

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 09:18 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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Hi Miles, its always *great* to read you...x

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment LiquidBrick
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Slit his own wrists?  Did he really say that? Clearly a cry for help.

Money can't buy truth. It's redundant to say they can't paper over this mess with bailouts. If bankers can't produce something of value to exchange with the world their own [bailouted] fortunes will be eclipsed and vaporized in their inflation nation mess.

We lost 30% of the dollar's value in just the last 9 years. Why produce anything of value (businesses, products) 30% of it will disappear in the next 10 years due to inflation, another 30% to taxes, another 30% to energy and another 30% to human capital expenditures. Any new venture today has a 120% chance of creating a negative net worth of at least 20% over the next decade (unless you go public, of course).

Like I said, the truth always comes out in the end.  Evan Chandler recently killed himself. Maybe he couldn't face the magnitude of the fabrication he put the courts and MJ through - for $20M blood dollars. Global rinse cycle on "full blast".

Jordy Chandler’s Father Commits Suicide

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 04:22 PM PST

Evan Chandler, the dentist father of the boy who accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in the early ’90s, is dead. Reports from various sources say that Chandler, 65, committed suicide at his luxury condo in Jersey City, New Jersey. The 800 square foot rental apartment in Liberty Towers was a far cry from Chandler’s pre-Jackson [...]

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:08 | Link to Comment Orly
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Dude, what the fuck?

Shut the fuck up!

Day-uhmmm.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 09:36 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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The library would have nothing but failed economic policies and thinly veiled theories where hundreds of people reach unanomous agreement about how awesome the whole thing is all paid with fictictious dollars marketed with self aggrandizing and constituent aggrandizing massive television stations using commercials based on close careful scrutiny of peoples reactions to them.

A psychopathic manipulation legacy for a psychopathic manipulation world in a psychopathic manipulation universe.

I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.- Adolf Hitler

God wants you empathetic, sympathetic and plugged into higher ideal belief system so they can emotionally manipulate you.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:08 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Luigi Poppalardo: Oh you need protection, you need protection from ME!

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:37 | Link to Comment Rollerball
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:43 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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a live special right now on Bloomberg TV = Niall Ferguson and others on the financial crisis

http://www.bloomberg.com/avp/avp.htm?clipSRC=http://media2.bloomberg.com...

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:40 | Link to Comment geopol
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I can’t stand it. I’m going to have a nurse set me up an IV Padre Kino machine. You’ve heard of a morphine drip? Cheap Mexican wine is a better deal. The supply is more dependable. DEA is trying to eradicate poppies, but hasn’t gotten to grapes. Yet.

 

Good Nite

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:54 | Link to Comment delacroix
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no one is trying to eradicate poppies. they're too profitable. the war on drugs is over control.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:41 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:09 | Link to Comment Orly
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Buenos noches, senor.

Vaya con Dios.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:47 | Link to Comment Bubby BankenStein
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Too funny, You are killing me!

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 20:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:14 | Link to Comment Fritz
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Lloyd or no Lloyd, Goldman is still a bucket shop.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:42 | Link to Comment jedwards
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GS has been and always will be the meanest pack of pitbulls on Wall Street.  They will make money by any means necessary.  You can't be a wuss and try to lead these pitbulls at the same time, there's no way you could control them.  To have their CEO make apologies for doing something they are paid millions of dollars a year to do well likely means he has lost a lot of respect in their eyes.  Consciences are for priests and social workers, not investment bankers.  He will be gone within a year.

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 21:56 | Link to Comment bugs_
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Expect more CNBC melts as they accept their new comcastic
roles, forced 401k conversions from their GE stock at a
loss, watch their worthless GE stock options expire, and
realize that comcast is going to cut them.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 00:14 | Link to Comment Ghettomedic
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What's the over under on the number of tight sweaters post Comcast?

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 01:47 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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There are a few at the channel 001 On Demand service promoters

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:00 | Link to Comment SDRII
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:05 | Link to Comment SDRII
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Speaking of the squid, one wonders what Maj West thinks of his employer

http://opinionjournal.com/columnists/dhenninger/?id=110009638

 

 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:29 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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Is it me or the City Forex Robots add above is real? ROFL.

 

p.s. I am aware the placement is done automatically. I just find it funny imagining the City CEO finding his firm junky brokerage add in here. 

And yeah, given the degree of toxicity on their books, it's no brainer why the City never sleeps. 

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:30 | Link to Comment max2205
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Japan go boom as we speak. Holds here or this is the next shoe to fall off the rack

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 23:58 | Link to Comment heatbarrier
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Looks like it's leaving 10,000 behind. 10K, we hardly knew you.

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=%5EN225&t=6m&l=on&z=m&q=c&c=

Wed, 11/18/2009 - 22:38 | Link to Comment DavosSherman
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Memo to Beelzebub:

Hell's fires are not hot enough for some of the slag on earth.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 00:31 | Link to Comment time123
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Wow! Things are heating up for GS!

admin

http://invetrics.com

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 01:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 05:25 | Link to Comment A Man without Q...
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Am I the only one to think that Jack Welch is a massively overrated figure?  The view that he created a great business is actually wrong - he inherited a industrial behemoth which grew on the back of the limitless spending of the US medical industry, military complex and creative accounting, but the media lauding of the man helped to generate the cult of personality that caused to many of the problems we have today.... 

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 06:09 | Link to Comment Chopshop
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What you mean like Buffett ??  Agreed but with 2 very large caveats.

1) Jack Welch is a great manager, leader and face; he does deserve credit for being a good x, y and z.

2) Much like Buffett, who is an excellent marketer (Disney stock commercial is disgusting), leader and face ... can I go back to 195x and buy or 1976 - 1978 as well and press a buy button on anything.

 

Personalities aside, they each were lucky enough to be caught up within a bull of bulls, much like so many will enjoy somewhere between 2014 - 2016 when the foundations of the next Walton families will be made by those who are somehow not bankrupt; anyone with cold, hard cash and a credit score ought be able to close his eyes and leverage up on [insert any symbol/ asset] here for 4 figure returns as well.  Sounds great right, just like gold to $2K or $6K, very sexy.  Unfortunately, its always that darned overshoot in the opposite direction first that catches so many off-guard due to stubbornly stalwart ideologies.  Ahem, gold bugs who have not ONE single technical data point to stand on outside of "value" and other such wholly unquantifiable intangibles.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 06:40 | Link to Comment Chopshop
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Yet another smashingly constructive idea rife with sensationalism and devoid of any logical merit.

Great idea from Charlie "I'm hearing a rumor, which explicitly confirms for us, that, yes, so and so's friend, did, in fact, hear a rumor, inadvertently,  about possible talks within xyz."  Way to make yourself the center of the story Chuck; hat's off!  Television "media's" version of the Motley Fool.

Charlie is the Jim Rome of finance; a lot of quality substance that is almost entirely lost within self-serving non-factual and sensationalistic rumors.  I simply cannot understand why his idiosyncratic lexicon is so very prone to frequent bouts of gobbledygook that would make Steven Pinker's brain explode.  Read the list below in the voice of CG; quoted from p.76 of Steven Pinker's, "The Stuff of Thought: Language as a Window into Human Nature"

 

Content-locatives:

Women do not invest sexual messages in clothing choice.  She said we just dug up some trash someone littered.

 

Container-locatives:

He squeezed them [fish fillets] with lemon juice.  We installed twenty-one banks ISDN lines.

 

Double-object datives:

Reach me my socks.  When you go I'm going to preach you a great funeral.

 

Prepositional dative:

[The report] was given a normal and wide distribution, but we did not brief to the President.

 

Causatives:

The year Sidney Poitier won best actor he rose us all up in the world.  Lectric Shave: Stands up whiskers for a 50% closer shave

 

Intransitives:

The bacteria live off the dissolved minerals that exude from the vent.  Can germs harbor in these things?  

 

Did we not 'learn' (ha ha) from Saddam the simple, simple point that the known is much better than the unquantifiable unknown.  Without delving too deeply into the greatest Rummyisms of "known unknown unknowns" and "you started with an illogical premise and logically followed it to an illogical conclusion" ... to WHAT end would it serve to get rid of an excellent steward of capital ??  Again, faux muckracking at its finest.  

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