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Gasparino Patiently Explains To Caruso-Cabrera What Breaking The Law Means

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In a brilliant moment of sobriety and lucidity, Charlie does a phenomenal job of explaining to the cynical Caruso Cabrera(s) why the AG's attempt to prosecute Ken Lewis is more than just posturing and why "running for governor" has little to do with trying to get to the bottom of criminal abuse of fiduciary powers and shareholder fraud. Hopefully MCC(s) can finally comprehend logic (it is excusable if that is not the case: Gallium-Arsenide has been proven so much more efficient than Silicon at being a truly efficient AND/OR/NOT gate). And Charlie's masterful reporting is capped by pointing the obvious: if Ken goes down, he very well should bring down Hank with him. If nothing else, having Hank and Ben as present witnesses should incite whatever court this drama unwinds in to charge front-row Yankee ticket prices for attendance. If the "Dynamic Dollar Depreciation Duo" can for once help a city/state with their insurmountable budget problems, so much the better.

 




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Tue, 10/13/2009 - 14:55 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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GaAs-bags.  Brilliant.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:17 | Link to Comment etrader
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Chas "mines a double"  is always good viewing :-)

Maybe he can suggest an outfit for  Melissa Francis as she needs ideas for  for Halloween costumes?....( crack spread seems popular)

http://twitter.com/melissacnbc

 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:19 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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you made my day with "crack spread".

classic.

 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:38 | Link to Comment snorkeler
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Wow! Her eyes are mesmerizing! I wish someone would draw a cartoon of me like that.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Melissa Frances now says....

"I should have been more specific. I'm looking for costume suggestions for KUDLOW..."

Don't even get me started on a costume for "always a bull market" Kudlow. That buffoon must be the McDonald's clown if he's anything.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 17:20 | Link to Comment etrader
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In the mean times Here's one for MCC !

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 14:59 | Link to Comment waterdog
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Many people do not believe the actions by the court are legitiment because, the story has yet to be shown on CSI: BFE.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Can anyone blame MCC(s) for her inability to comprehend the concept that the law applies to Wall Street and it is not just politics as usual?  (Another moment of clarity)  After all, the United States is the worlds leader is parsing exactly what the term judicial exclusion means in todays world.  Not only to the idea of law as practiced in the US, but of the concept of the rule of law as the term is understood from the development of western civilization. On other words, the law is for those little people that do crack, not those that do powder and blue label by the pool or in the halls of federal power.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Didn't we once have a President who was arguing the concept of what "is" is?

Just askin'

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Haven't they all in the past 45 years or so?

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Altan311
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Ever since Kennedy brother, I recommend Bloody Treason. Great book, but new copies go for 150+ new on Amazon. Not in Your Lifetime is great as well.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Altan311
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I'll agree with you partly, but it is so much more complicated than just saying CIA. CIA, FBI, Dallas PD, DIA (Defense Intelligence Agency), Army Reserve, Various mafia's, Politicians, Oil Money, and right wingers in the Pentagon, all came together for that one. A highly compartmentalized job, with various players all in for their own reasons. Call it the perfect storm of enemies for Jack and Bobby. And the roles of each agency were very different from what most think they were. 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:18 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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I am Miles Kendig and the fact is that it almost always is. 

I will never go back for any amount of money.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:41 | Link to Comment chet
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Whether or not powerful people and groups will be pursued for obvious crimes committed right in the open is now a legitimate topic of debate. 

 

I know when these things come up, I certainly have no faith that anyone will pay any price.  We're supposed to satiated by clawing back some paltry amount from AIG bonuses.  Nevermind the mobsters looting the place out the front door.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:46 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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The loss of faith by most of society that justice is blind and serves all with equality & fidelity is what is destroying the great mythology of America.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:13 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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"Ya see tits, it's like this. Even though there's two sets of laws in this country, once in awhile you have to throw the dog a bone."

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Caruso Cabrera simply can't be that dumb. Thus she is simply trying really really hard to distract attention from her er....other assets and appear like she's a credible reporter rather than the repeater she is.

Good luck with that Cabrera.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:39 | Link to Comment snorkeler
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Really?

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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OK, maybe she can be that dumb. :>))

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Altan311
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Can you say OH MY GOODNESS. Talk about two conflicting sets of facts. This has become a battle of semantics in the interest of obfuscating dastardly deeds. CNBC has become like Mike's Vick's kennel as the dogs fight to death pending the sale of NBC Universal. Which mutt will rise to the top and  rip out MCC's throat on live TV? Side note, anyone see that out an out attacks Daily Show is throwing out? I wonder if Vivendi intends to keep their 20% after a 49/51% sale of GE's stake to Comcast. Maybe Vivendi is looking to GTFU.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:23 | Link to Comment tradertim
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i only watched the video to see some cleavage on Michelle Caruso Cabrerra Conchita Alonzo Gomez Horchata Venezuela, and i didn't see any. sniff sniff :((

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:24 | Link to Comment curbyourrisk
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MCC is a blow hard (hear she is pretty good too).  Can you expect her to understand such simple logic when she is part of the rah rah crowd.....WHO BY THE WAY....HATES BLOGGERS!!!!

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:13 | Link to Comment etrader
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If she hates boggers so much,

maybe she should get a T shirt (or tight sweater) done like Dennis "beaker"  Kneale did!

Plain white with pink text saying:

       "Caruso" & "Cabrera" 

 

     "I wish these were Brains"

 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 17:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:43 | Link to Comment snorkeler
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I thought Gasparino drown?

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Brian Griffin
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Drown?  That guy could drink himself out of anything. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDj8vyQoz10

He's funny.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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You see that short guy next to Plaxico with the three piece suit, and the briefcase, well if I was Hank "the hammer" Paulson I would give him a call real quick.

http://americansportsblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/burress-and-his-lawyer-benjamin-brafman-seen-leaving-the-manhattan-criminal-courthouse-after-giving-testimony-to-the-grand-jury.jpg

Oh, anyone see Cramer talking to tits and trashing Meredith Whitney for downgrading Goldman? Called her "splash down Whitney". Trying to make a big splash with the downgrade before earnings. Not in the best interests of her clients.... 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:27 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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Cramer's in full damage-control mode today over at thestreet.com.

Good boy Jimmy! Here's another pat on the head!

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:01 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Pressure on your Congressmen right now is needed to ensure that we don't allow Paulson and Bernanke to avoid testifying due to some bullshit government-just-doing-my-job-so-I'm-exempt waiver.  We need them on the stand taking the fifth; we need video of them refusing to answer questions in a court of law.  They will try to pull some damnable Clintonesque testifying privately etc.  We need video of their testimony released to the public.

Pressure!

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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And when you grow tired, pressure some more.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:49 | Link to Comment SayTabserb
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Exactly right. Here's hoping Cuomo will not pull an F Scott Patrick Fitzgerald type weenie out and "defer" to the Big Boyz out of respect for their high station. Fitzgerald did that with Cheney in Scooter's case and the life went out of the trial. Here we have a huge chance to have fun with Paulson's stage managing, or rearrangement of the deck chairs on the Wall St. Titanic.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:53 | Link to Comment Commander Cody
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Laws?  Justice?  Give me a f***in break!

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Spiro
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What's the story on Paulson's immunity? He was pushing for that to be included from the start. Go figure. He may testify, but who knows how much further it could go from there.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:41 | Link to Comment deadhead
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the beauty is that if paulson did get hooked on charges, and if he did get convicted, old barry obama would be crucified by his base if he even thought of the word "pardon"

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:55 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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He would do it anyway.  He would resort to the tried & true, would you rather have THAT or someone with whom you can agree with some of the time to advance the program?  Act blue, KOS and the rest would line up and lap the Gerber like good uns.  Just as if the situation were reversed and a republican would say, there go those activist judges again, vote for me again and I'll never have to make a pardon like that again because my judges would understand the importance of national economic security and Red State, Town Hall, Limbaugh & the rest would be right there laping up the Gerber ....  Two sides of the same coin....  while America & the world marvels at how we had everything and threw it away for a bunch of kleptocrats who kept us at bay making us fight each other over the crumbs.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Art Vandelay
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I want the 10 IQ points I lost watching that video back.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 16:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 10/13/2009 - 18:17 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Those are weapons of mass distraction.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:29 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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What he meant to say was, "Those things should be EEE-LEEGAL!"

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 17:04 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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Time and time again, I have told Charlie to move over to Fox and get his own show.  MCC's 30 minute of illiterate ear piercing rubbish is enough evidence for him to just jump NOW...Charlie, if you read this, don't hesitate and stop insulting your own intelligence on CNBC...your better than that!!!

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 17:21 | Link to Comment Altan311
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Oh be real, like Fox is any better? Murdoch can SUCK MY BALLS<()><()>

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 17:35 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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Fox would,but you aint got none!!!

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:37 | Link to Comment Altan311
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Enjoy getting castigated by the great Billo, and his travelling troop of clowns. The only network worse than anything GE owned is anything Murdoch owned. I hope you aren't a citizen of the US of A, because if you are, Why the fuck DO YOU WANT SOME AUSSIE BASTARD DICTATING AMERICA'S DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN POLICY AGENDA. Are you loony? I'll make sure to bring my nuts to your tea party so I can engage in some first class tea bagging.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 18:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 10/13/2009 - 18:20 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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On October 1, 2008, Caruso-Cabrera said she leaned "very far to the right" politically on The Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC[3].

On March 26, 2009, Caruso-Cabrera can be heard saying "bullshit" on air during the broadcast of President Obama's Virtual Townhall[4].

It is Caruso-Cabrera's personal belief that people at an economic disadvantage should be allowed to sell their organs at an exchange, and it is "paternalistic" to disallow such a practice.

 

Just lol; it's all you can do.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 18:27 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 10/13/2009 - 19:40 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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She throws her tits around like a pro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3OSrbjCYng

 

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:32 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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Looks like somebody has been practicing...

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 20:20 | Link to Comment Spitzer
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Charlie is a alright guy I think, considering its  CNBS.

 

MCC actually had to do a refi on her house under the new Obama plan.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 21:39 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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