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Gasparino Tells CNBC To Stop Protecting Goldman

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In a scathing expose of Goldman (has Goldman suddenly become the media's punching bag), Gasparino gets yanked off the air for telling it how it is. Chaz concludes by telling CNBC to stop protecting Goldman (fast forward to the 3 minute mark). Crickets ensue as MC Cabrera pulls off her b(r)est Blue Steel impersonation.

 




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Tue, 07/14/2009 - 14:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 18:56 | Link to Comment FischerBlack
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To me. it seemed the 'we' was referring to the taxpayers, and our generous bailouts.

But someone fill me in: does the Treasury still hold GS warrants? Or did their TARP repayment settle up completely?

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:42 | Link to Comment aldousd
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except the tabloids aren't right.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Hondo
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Goldman employees are exempt from any tax for health care as they will use the Goldman Hospital and Medical Service facility as part of their comp package. lol

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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You bring up a great point. My hope is that you not trust ANYTHING i say. My hope is you get off your ass, and do your own homework, look at the facts, and come up with your own conclusions. In fact, you should not trust anything anyone says. Deal?

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:37 | Link to Comment everaware
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Well I watched Gasparino on the air live (blinking and blinking; I think he has got some eye issues) and basically his point was that GS got tax payer help, made a lot of money trading and he called them out and said they should be a hedge fund and not a bank. GS would probably agree. Caruso-Cabrera yanked his pedestal and it "sounded" like he was silenced but that is just the way she talks and also happens to be that Gasparino does get long winded in making his points. At best a draw. righto?

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 16:44 | Link to Comment Anal_yst
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I never thought I'd see the day when TD has to invoke the Jim Cramer's Mad Money "its not my fault you took my word for it" disclosure haha!

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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With the slight difference that JC "advises" people on how to lose their money and then pleads ignorance when he is about to be sued. I advise them to think.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 17:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Ben_the_Bald
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Another slight difference: He's easy to sue, you are little more difficult, but not by much really.

 

JC always is always saying, like you just did, "do your own homework" presumably to prevent lawsuits. He even made that point in a chapter of his "Mad Money" book, which I didn't read nor have any interest in reading.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 19:35 | Link to Comment agrotera
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That is f!@#$%^ b#$% s@#$ and you know it! Tyler you should have a subtitle to your site stating, " BEWARE:  powerful interests are examined here and their agents are posing as commenters,  busy discounting every meaningful word spoken in the articles and from honest commenters."

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 21:30 | Link to Comment Robert Paulson
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Nice tongue-in-cheek post, I like it.  Keep us on our toes!

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 23:24 | Link to Comment Pirate
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You should post this statement (yours, above, about using ones own brain) or have it scroll across the top of every ZH page!  Sheeple are so used to being spoon fed by MSM, Govt, etc that it's become difficult for most to think independently.         Damn math problems again, I'm guessing 8....

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:28 | Link to Comment economessed
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nonymouse,  you're hanging out here holding Tyler and crew to a standard of journalism that we no longer practice in this country. 

 

This isn't "naked distortion" or purposeful "BS" -- it's high-brow sarcasm.  Just as John Stewart has demonstrated his skills in evaluating the days current events, Tyler is taking convention to the woodshed for the beat-down of a generation in showing that our financial emperors have no clothes.

 

Relax, have fun -- enjoy the view.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Veteran
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Word

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Ben_the_Bald
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First, the name is Jon Stewart.

 

For high-brow and low-brow sarcasm I go to Dealbreaker.

 

What I find here is extremely amusing but in a very different way.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 16:02 | Link to Comment economessed
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Apologies for the extra consonant erroneously awarded to Mr. Stewart if you are reading.  And perhaps we should take the elevation element our of our sarcasm description, and call it "uni-brow sarcasm" seeing that Tyler has spent time in Eastern Europe recently (where I've observed uni-brows so large, you could braid them).

 

What were we talking about?

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:15 | Link to Comment fiatmoney
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stop all experts in this financial circus to gamble with our jobs. GS made money? how ? could someone explain pls. thanks

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Pilatus
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Pretty simple. As GS said at their media conference, the profits stem from plain "vanilla" products, ae stocks, bonds, commodities ect. They also said that there is a lack of competition. Now,  as they very well know that they have no risk because the taxpayer wears the risk and that they are the only ones in this situation, they simply can trade any market which is still half way liquid at their discretion, knowing full well that they have no limits but the rest of the world has. With no limits, no risk and only to gain, you've gotta be pretty stupid not to make a fortune.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:17 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:22 | Link to Comment Eduardo
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I agree this is not the best post today but ... come one guys there are 15 other posts just today in this page. At this level of productivity a mistake can be expected. Anyway am happy to see Tyler firing in all 6 cylinders again ...

 

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/14/2009 - 18:36 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Yea, but even with that, the shills would find a way since this it is SOOOOOO important for them to lie and distort the truth for their lords and masters.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 01:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Moe Speeks
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Goldman Sachs is just another corrupt enterprise that uses the system to screw the people.

A system put in place by their croonies in government.

They should all be investigated and charged with crimes against the United States.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:42 | Link to Comment crazyjerrygarcialover (not verified)
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Hansel
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Blue Steel has nothing on me.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 16:23 | Link to Comment crazyjerrygarcialover (not verified)
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Tue, 07/14/2009 - 16:30 | Link to Comment RatherBFlying
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Marla... please... if you're reading... for the LOVE OF GOD... please turn off anonymous comments. It is getting way to hard to sort through the crap since you left Disqus.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 16:58 | Link to Comment crazyjerrygarcialover (not verified)
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 01:30 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/14/2009 - 19:57 | Link to Comment Veteran
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sophistry.  . .

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 20:20 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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Sorry, my attention span is really shot these days, so my brief response is: People come to this site for some reason. Still trying to figure it out.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 21:23 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Tyler,

Here is a quote for you:

"I was so sure of my ground and my star that I had to choose between an honest arrogance and a hypocritical humility... and I deliberately choose an honest arrogance, and I've never been sorry". - Frank Lloyd Wright

I am disappointed to hear that you are still trying to figure it out.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 08:23 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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Did FLW have any salient quotes on sarcasm :)

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment FischerBlack
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Why do I come here?

1. For the unusual mix of off-the-beaten track analysis and commentary;

2. For the righteous ridicule of settled beliefs, institutions, and sacred cows;

3. For the fearless anonymous slander of people and institutions who have it coming to them;

4. For the entertaining snark of the like-minded people who come here for this stuff, too.

 

EDIT: As always, if you build it, they will come...

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 21:56 | Link to Comment agrotera
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I love you FisherBlack!  Thank you for your words!

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 22:18 | Link to Comment jdoo
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5. Radio Zero

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 23:22 | Link to Comment hermanohesse
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"You are now too big and too famous to post this kind of crap"

Yea... TD.  Please start remove all nuiance, dry humor and irony.   If it requires comprehension, analysis, and judgement on my part, please include a disclaimer so that I stay away from these things and avoid posting equivocating drivel in response.  Oh and... please be my daddy and make this a black and white world again...

JFC...  Can we say mild Asbergers?

 

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 00:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 18:46 | Link to Comment agrotera
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"if they're not that smart, we shouldn't be protecting them."...ok, how about we shouldn't be protecting any banks anyhow?  For the last 10 months, banks have been failing in a parade--and except for the fact that paulson and bernake protected the assets of the Federal reserve member banks (all the monster big institutions) with tarp and other acronyms, we all know what is supposed to happen if a bank fails.  Instead we all get f#$%^& for eternity by the TOO BIG TO FAIL PRIVATELY HELD FEDERAL RESERVE AND ALL THEIR AGENTS AND SHILLS...

Charlie was trying to start telling what he sees as an inequity.  I can only hope he will start reading this blog from inception forward.  God Bless him and keep him.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 18:52 | Link to Comment agrotera
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PS and what i meant to also say is in Sept 2008, instead of LOBBYING for THREE WEEKS hank & ben could have told the truth, and the day after Lehman failed, asked for permission from congress to handle the toobigtofail--we would have lost MER, MS, GS, and C unless they could get bought by someone, but at least we wouldn't have all the lies and the colossal bank heist that we have had and potential for an unsecured country with worthless currency and all that goes with that! I think the world will value the truth, so i hope we REVOKE THE FEDERAL RESERVE ACT, REVOKE ALL THE TARP AND AFFILIATED ACRONYMS WITH SHORT TIME FRAMES, REINSTATE THE GLASS STEGALL ACT, AND LOOK FOR TRUTH AND HONESTY IN OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS AND ALL WHO MANAGE MONEY!

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 01:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 01:56 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Yea, but why even TARP and not resolution authority period even for C (before 1/2 trillion in backstops etc.)

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 19:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/14/2009 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 21:56 | Link to Comment FischerBlack
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It's about time.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 19:44 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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"dog eats dog. If you ask me something is brewing, so naturally everyone is looking for the next fall guy. However I agree with TD, if all would think for themselves, we all would be better off.

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 19:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 20:15 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Someone... Anyone on CNBC that draws any attention to GS other than how they "blew the numbers away" is a day worth noting.  The splash wasn't quite the jump into the mud puddle, but it will suffice for the moment.  I suspect that if this becomes a rolling item that grows, so will the spash as TD's old trusty colt drives 'em along.  Perhaps we might even get someone discussing how GS license should be revoked until an investigation concerning inappropriate infulence by key decision makers at the time is addressed... Perhaps as a roll in to the Merrill/BofA - Federal Reserve congressional....

 

The hits just keep on rolling!

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 21:01 | Link to Comment mmlevine
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Did CNBC report this: 

Executives at Goldman Sachs sold almost $700m worth of stock following the collapse of Lehman Brothers last September, according to filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission.

as reported by FT 7/13/09

 

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 21:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/14/2009 - 23:24 | Link to Comment brown_hornet
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Agrotera for president.  We should put fear back in the greed-fear equation

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 00:02 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Without question.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 02:05 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Wow, thank you brown-hornet!  We just need a president and elected officials that aren't bought and paid for by the 1.5trillion $monopoly privately held federal reserve...and seriously, this is a humongous problem!  Isn't it amazing how the lies are perpetuated by everyone talking about the fed's independence! ha what a laugh--how about 'are there any politicians ( other than maybe r.paul and a. grayson ) who aren't totally under the thumb of the monster monopoly?

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 02:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:10 | Link to Comment Amy Girl
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So Tyler, should Goldman be forced to 'unbank'?

 

A Single Serving Friend

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