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Fortunately my bunker is fully stocked: Silver, Gold, Ammo, Food...
TIMMAY U ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM OF SUPPLY WITH A PRINTING PRESS.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO? PRINT OIL?
kleptocracy, amerikan style.
Why hasn't this dipshit been thrown out of a 40th story window yet?
Jump! You Fuckers!
Benocide said a week ago that "the fears of inflation are largely overstated".
Timmay says today that "inflation can be handled".
Well, which is it? Do we got none? Or do we got some?
The idiots stealing US taxpayer money should at least get their story straight before being interrogated in separate rooms.
As the silver bears would say: "I just shit myself."
When they say, "we've got everything under control, don't panic" then you know the end is here. Game over folks. Things are spiraling out of control faster than I can watch with my eyes. Greek, Indian riots are spreading fast now...
This is coming from a guy that can't even do his taxes right. Watched all the fraud going on under his nose at the NYF, and said fundamentals were good. I have complete confidence in somebody like that.
Exactly! Timmay is another puppet.
We can no longer say: "when the shit hits the fan". The shit IS hitting the fan!
Brace yourself for impact. From Jesse today:
"Hell is truly the inability to feel love, empathy, and compassion, knowing the price of everything, but the value of nothing.
Strange days, I am sad to say. Change is in the wind, and is starting to blow like a hurricane, as cycles come round again."
“The core of the American financial system is in a much stronger position than it was before the crisis,” he said. “We’re way ahead of any other major economy.”
Such an incredible f-ing LIE!
Agreed! Like when asked if his QE2 is causing global foodstuffs inflation Ben said: "I'm not sure I agree with your premise" same thing he said about housing price decline question on CNBS in 2006.
Unrest => Oil shock => recession => less demand
High inflation => Raise rates => recession = less demand
Wash, Rinse, repeat.
Looks like round2 of the peak oil downward cycle. First is was peak demand, now it's perhaps peak exports, next maybe geological peak. There can be no printing out of this one.
Wildcards: Europe's 90ish day crude reserve, US's SPR, etc. They can and probably will be used to control the price during the shocks. Rationing/Driving controls are also quite possible. All you cats around in the early seventies could probably tell a little about how it may go down.
even plate numbers fill one day, the odd number plates fill on the others (at least that's how it was done on long island)
The Geithner has some shoe-catchin' in his future...
"FIAT"= "Fix It Again Timmy"
warms my heart to know Timmay has taken care of his friends and they don't have to worry....of course, me, one of the peasants,
not that this matters to anyone in the power elite. the only good peasant is a dead peasant, right?
Tastes like chicken...
WEST TEXAS NOW AT $100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hold on boys!
The ride has just begun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, total LOL at the economists thinking their paper bullshit can "manage" the oil supply. WTF, they're going to print up some production for us?
I can't completely castigate them, because before the production peak, lowered rates = more activity = more supply. In a rough sense, the money supply over the previous century did throttle economic activity and oil production in a rough way. This led idiot banker/economists to believe that they were really controlling the levers of everything.
What they forgot is that economies grew independent of CBs before said existed in various countries, on the back of energy supply growth. Banking is really parasitism that inhibited growth a little or a lot depending upon what they did, but the aggregate supply of energy to do the doing was the driver of the macro trend.
i believe for short periods 'they' can manage perception, and for shorter, prop certain market sectors...
but when somebody actually wants delivery of a few barrels of oil, oz -s of silver, or bushels of wheat/rice...
wheeee wheee wheee, all the way home.
LOL, you sir have the comment of the year..........so far! Fell out of my chair.
BUT YOU CAN'T EAT OIL!@!@#!!!!
*disclaimer: this is not an actual assertion that oil is unrelated to food, I am well aware of the petroleum inputs of fertilizer and transportation among others.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO? PRINT OIL?"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO? PRINT OIL?"
I am still laughing. That is fucking hilarious...
Note to Tyler: Quote of the day...
Just change these numbers to ones that work presto chango no more problem
( The secret is it's done by milking Unicorns who as you know produce oil )
Not yet! I haven't had a chance to purchase the rifles I wanted!
Maybe Geitner is referring to a new QEIII round? We can prop this market for ever. Stocks never go down!
The central bankers can just OOZE the oil, no problem here folks:
"Not yet! I haven't had a chance to purchase the rifles I wanted! "
The Colonel finds that somewhat like saying, "I never got all the gold I wanted", or "I haven't slept with all the women I wanted", or "I never snorted all the blow I wanted".
Guns, money, women, drugs, did I miss anything?
Rock and roll?
Please remain calmPlease remain calm
It's hard to tell the difference of a prophet from a crackpotI wouldn't blame you if you'd rather stay in bedWe'd go smilin', we'd go down smilin'Dancin' to the beat of a mother coming down, take it
Please remain calmPlease remain calmCalm
This is a test of the emergency broadcasting systemThis is a test, this is only a testYou can stand single file, put your head between your legsYou can stop drop and roll 'cause this is only a test, kick it
This explains a lot about how Geithner makes decisions.
Don't forget to fill up the gas tanks in your cars while you're at it, before these higher crude prices roll through to the pump. It may be the best return on investment anyone can make this week. $4/gal gasoline now on the horizon.
Did just that on the way to the office this morning as I was thinking the same thing. ~$95 to fill the tank is probably the lowest amount I'll have to pay for the forseeable future. I did notice that the gas station had raised the price by .08 over night.
Yes, over night. As in one day.
Now I just need to remember to get another 50lb. bag of rice and a box of primers on the way home...
Don't forget water, medicine, and toilet paper. Yes toilet paper; think of what it would be like to go just one week without it, then think of the space one year's supply of toilet paper for one person takes up.
As for you bunker, while I appreciate you seem to be among the few actually preparing for the shit storm to come, unless what you call a bunker is actually a hardened structure(and good opsec will prevent you from disclosing such details) then you would do well to invest in portable survival resources.
Sure you could have one ton of lead(ammo) to protect one hundred pounds of gold and silver, but consider how long just one ton of water will last one person and that "bunker" starts to feel like a tomb.
Prepared with all the items you describe. But, yes, you are correct that the bunker is short term solution only. Wait out the initial nightmare and then re-locate once the sheep have long since turned cannibal & the herd has become thinned to non-existant. Where to re-locate to is what no-one can prepare for.
And these are the people running the show...WASF....
Im doomed. Youre doomed, Were all doomed. Now go home and get your shinebox
I'll be stopping by Mom's later to grab a knife. I hit a deer and his...what do you call it...yeah, hoof caught in the grill, and I need to hack it off.
What a dipshit this guy is! UNBELIEVABLE!
What a complete, fucking douchebag.
Fucking cock suckers. Sure we can all aftord $100 fill ups
No need for fill ups. We don't need no oil, we shall grease the cogs of our solar cars with goose fat.
Herman Strand Schnecke
$188 into pickup this morning. Nice.
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