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Get Your Aspen St. Regis Right Here, Get Monarch Beach Half Off

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Cause you know selling luxury hotels ahead of a 90% ramp up in the S&P makes all the sense in the world.

 

Alternatively, it sure would make for a good change of scenery from Lou's Tavern. If Morgan Stanley is willing to finance the whole purchase, Paper Street Soap Company would be happy to invest exactly $0 equity.




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Fri, 07/24/2009 - 14:35 | Link to Comment shortsail03@yahoo.com (not verified)
Fri, 07/24/2009 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/24/2009 - 14:37 | Link to Comment jongreen
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Lovely property, wonderful view.

 

Note the pretty charts seem to end at 2007. And the pro forma has hockey-stick projections of occupancy and RavPAR.

 

In Monty Python speak:

"Beautiful bird, lovely plumage!"

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Mos
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I've been short LHO and HOT for a couple weeks now (ouch), it will be interesting to see what price they get on the sale.  This will be a good predictor for things to come in the hotel industry.  Wonder if they will writedown the value of their other hotels based on the sales price they will get for this charlie-foxtrot of a hotel.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 14:43 | Link to Comment jongreen
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Rates down to $419 per night on all major travel websites for a summer weekend stay. This might be typical though for summer.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Mazarin
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Goldman Sachs makes 4 x MORE revenue in a SINGLE DAY than this hotel (which is one of the great ones on the planet) makes in an ENTIRE YEAR.  $145 million per day for Godman Sucks, and $34 million per year for the Regis Aspen. F'd up!

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 15:28 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Looks too unrisky for CALPERs new investments:

 

California Pension Fund Hopes Riskier Bets Will Restore Its Health

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/24/business/24calpers.html?_r=1&scp=2&sq=calpers&st=cse

 

I feel the need to state that the link is NOT satire.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 16:58 | Link to Comment Dont Taze Me Bro
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lols, that just cracked me up!

On the bright side, at least the headline didn't say "Pension fund hopes bets at Churchill downs will improve its health"

...well...at least not yet. With the way things are going, that might be in the works.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Anal_yst
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I'd venture to guess that Bets at the Derby may actually provide CalPERS with BETTER odds and better risk-management options than their current plans/proposed plans...

 

I mean without question, Roulette or even Craps would be a much better option, methinks, with less $ pissed-away on commissions and whatnot.

Sun, 07/26/2009 - 09:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/24/2009 - 17:05 | Link to Comment texpat
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Please. By misspelling loomberg, I sincerely hope that you are signaling this as satire... Phew!

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 07/25/2009 - 08:44 | Link to Comment wheaties
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Love the charts showing 2005, 2006 and 2007 data.  Where's 2008 or 2009?  Oh wait, in the shitter I believe.  Also, guys, your captcha can be parsed easily with a regular expression.  Get OCR obscured pictures.

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