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Wed, 05/04/2011 - 16:12 | 1239935 traderjoe
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Repudiate, bitchez!


*why does a sovereign country borrow its own currency - at interest - from private banks and corporations?

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 16:15 | 1239953 cossack55
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Ask the Rothschilds.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 16:23 | 1239988 Re-Discovery
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I've always wondered, are there any Rothschilds left?  That call themselves Rothschilds?

I mean, the name doesn't get a lot of phony Rothschilds like that guy in the Hamptons who pretended to be a Rockefeller.  Do they throw good parties, or do they just lie around on piles of gold and do heroin (and other debauched crap I can't think of.)  Is it 'good to be a rothschilds' or do they all have hemophilia or other hereditary diseases?

If the quarteback of your favorite team was a Rothschilds, would you expect him to win every game?  Or do they not play sports.

I always thought if I fought a Rothschilds, I could kick his ass, but maybe they're super genetically engineered like Swarzenneeggar (sp?) in that Devito movie (Twins?) 


Wed, 05/04/2011 - 16:27 | 1240012 PY-129-20
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They all worship the great Cthulhu

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 16:27 | 1240030 Xibalba
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Wed, 05/04/2011 - 16:33 | 1240046 camaro68ss
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Just print more money bitchez!

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 20:25 | 1241320 Fish Gone Bad
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I can't believe I am going to have to educate the masses on what debauchery the rich do.  First the rich and nouveau riche have this thing for films with Nuns and donkeys.  Most of it is in Italian.  Secondly, there is a strong desire to own circus freaks, and midgets in particular.  Thirdly, then there is the drug thing.  Fourthly, there is the whole underage thing going on with mandrils.  Mandrils are pretty mean and can bite the heads off of parking meters, soooooo I am prone to believe that that might be made up.  Any questions?

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 20:31 | 1241340 AccreditedEYE
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Wed, 05/04/2011 - 21:14 | 1241502 lincolnsteffens
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You're not the only one! LMAO again and again and again.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 03:00 | 1242177 Michael
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I just thank God there are 200 million+ firearms in the hands of ordinary citizens. Just let them try to steal our gold and silver from us this time.

Every government agent will be targeted for death if that happens this time around.


Thu, 05/05/2011 - 03:30 | 1242195 Michael
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Traffic Violations - Court Procedures - Part 1/2     Traffic Violations - Court Procedures - Part 2/2
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 04:52 | 1242229 Michael
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Stunad CNBC hostess dumbfounded by dollar crash talk.
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 06:52 | 1242286 fockewulf190
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"The Bernank" is truly mainstream jargon, as relected in the video.  How long until "Timmah" gets that status?

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 20:35 | 1241367 Doña K
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You left out necrophilia. The Rothchilds also own a casket factory. You would love the interior decorations.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 02:40 | 1242161 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Red Bull gives you wings translates to Red Bull kills you.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 21:26 | 1241541 Troy Ounce
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Rotschild and Rabobank started a food speculation business in 2008:

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 23:35 | 1241911 DaveyJones
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post of the week award

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 07:21 | 1242320 geologyguy
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let it all burn

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 16:33 | 1240065 Re-Discovery
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Incredible reference.  I pride myself on knowing dumb stuff but had to google that one.  Why don't more people follow that . . . thing.  Sounds fun.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 16:59 | 1240192 dick cheneys ghost
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Those Rothschilds are still making are a few stories I got on them.........

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 17:00 | 1240204 disabledvet
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aren't they a yummy chocolate thing with caramel inside?

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 17:21 | 1240321 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Just a small family business, a little wine, a little chocolate...

You can be sure that it is a going-concern now into its 3rd (4th?) century on the strength of some tasty candies...Yup, mmmmmm.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 17:24 | 1240354 disabledvet
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I'm serious.  "Uncommonly rich" was the tag line.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 17:41 | 1240424 TruthInSunshine
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I don't remember those commercials, but my peeps have confirmed it as true.

You have credibility with me.

(My peeps are people a little bit older who remember those commercials, too)


Those commercials would be banned today as unAmerican, unPatriotic and non-egalitarian, even though we have many  more insiders getting 'uncommonly rich' off of kleptocracy than we have at any point since the 20s (Robber Barons).

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 18:53 | 1240899 RockyRacoon
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 20:36 | 1241344 AccreditedEYE
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Indeed. They still press their advantage with or without Soros..  (Confused already posted my link... that'll teach

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 21:24 | 1241538 lincolnsteffens
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Yes, I remember those commercials. Never bought any. The commercials did notmake a lasting impression on me. Are they still for sale? Personally candy with the name "Lady Godiva" sounds much more yummy and lickable.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 22:40 | 1241800 juangrande
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The Robber Baron's abided in the time after the Civil War (ie. Vanderbilts, Morgans, etc.) The 20's ( actually more turn of the century)  were peopled by The Captains of Industry (ie. The Rockefellers, Fords, Carnegies, etc.) One of the reasons, we as a people, are so easily swayed by bullshit is the complete lack of historical knowledge. Mostly due to the incessantly boring classes we were forced to sit through. History is, however, fascinating even if a bit sketchy in facts.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 23:27 | 1241893 TruthInSunshine
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Fact: At one time, it was though that JP Morgan (the actual old man) was the wealthiest man in the world.

It was revealed during the PUBLIC reading of his will in Probate Court, that he was a mere  Lieutenant for the Rothschild Family, and that JP Morgan held a mere 19% of his own stock in the company he founded and ran his entire life (Rothschilds owned the majority of the shares).

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 18:18 | 1240713 magpie
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Spent some time researching various conspiracies, the lizard thingy etc, et voila, some days later i get a Rothschild Wine catalogue in the mailbox.

Go figure. Didn't order anything though. True Story.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 19:49 | 1241196 Coast Watcher
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Just their way of telling you your research didn't go unnoticed.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 23:09 | 1241865 TruthInSunshine
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+1 and a Rothschild cackle.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 20:51 | 1241421 1984
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Did the same thing.  Got Centurion Black Card invitation some time later.  Apparently they didn't know my annual income is peanuts compared to the minimum monthly spend requirement.  Or maybe they do know...

This is late 2008.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 23:23 | 1241887 dark pools of soros
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Here's their ad


Sanford was their biggest customer

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 17:55 | 1240556 1100-TACTICAL-12
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They cant come out in the daylight...

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 18:28 | 1240773 thatthingcanfly
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They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 00:21 | 1241875 TruthInSunshine
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This is true. They can only withstand somewhat limited exposure to the sun lest they peel and suffer hyperpigmentation.

They also are cold blooded, as are all reptiles, so they desperately want to soak up the sun, and they do, but - and this is critical - do so with proper cover (so they don't hyperpigmentate).

They also brumate, even when it's not that warm outside:


When it's cold outside and they need to warm up, they often bask in the sun to raise their body temperature. When it's too cold to even bask, reptiles may brumate.  This means they're in a hibernation-like state, but they may have periods of wakefulness and even drink when necessary.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 19:49 | 1241187 Aulieude
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South Park version is extremely funny (its also a reference to My Neighbour Totoro...)



panem et circenses

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 21:36 | 1241589 Robslob
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The greatest accomplishment a stealth power could ever achieve is...

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 00:20 | 1241992 Creepy Lurker
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To make everyone think it doesn't really exist, of course.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 04:23 | 1242217 Blue Vervain
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"dumb stuff"???


Beware, for none may mock the Old Ones with impunity.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 18:23 | 1240747 masterinchancery
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So the Colour From Space is green?

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 19:32 | 1241120 nodoctor
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Unless my internet isn't working,

directs to The Rothschild, still international bankers -

"Rothschild has been at the centre of the world's financial markets for over 200 years. Today, it provides Global Financial Advisory, Corporate Banking and Private Banking & Trust services to governments, corporations and individuals worldwide. "

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 19:38 | 1241145 small watcher
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That is not broke which can eternal spend,
and with strange accounting even insolvency itself may end.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 22:31 | 1241772 snowball777
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<hat tip>

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 21:31 | 1241567 gaoptimize
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"Why choose the lesser evil?"  ;)  (Seen on a 2008 capaign bumper sticker)

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 22:32 | 1241767 Roy Bush
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Thu, 05/05/2011 - 06:34 | 1242272 Grimbaldus The ...
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"Yuggoth'hg ng'hlui ph'thaghua k'lorhn h'gnohma Ghoora. Plg'n n'hgua Fomalhaut - d'rgu krha'grua ph'kalgn."



("Yuggoth is one of the nicer planets in the Ghooric Zone. You should see Fomalhaut - now that's a shithole.")

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 16:37 | 1240042 TruthInSunshine
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Very, very good questions.

I think some are left (pretty sure). They lay low and try to fly under the radar. They have tentacles all over. If there is a Rothschild playing American Football, Mayer Amschel (if alive today) would strongly dissaprove, urging him to quit and to go and loanshark to governments, finance pointless wars (both sides), run guns, blood diamonds, drugs and teenage prostitutes, subvert democratic leaders and governments, and the like, instead.


*I think a Rothschildian Lizard family member saw my post and that of others here and tried to initiate a DOS attack on ZH.

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