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Looks as if some girlfriends are getting traded in for some hotter models this week.  Even as GOOG, PCLN, AMZN are getting smoked, money never leaves the market.  It simply moves on to other sectors. Doesn't matter what the sector's prospects are, just as long as its "hot" and moving up.

No different than the changing publicity parades here in Los Angeles.  One month, Jennifer Anniston is on all the magazine covers.  Next month, its Taylor Swift.  Next month, its Sandra Bullock.  Whatever is hot gets bought, all others are instantly forgotten.

Looks like today everyone started clamoring for financials.

 

 

 

Even Jack "The Tin Man" Welch was able to cajole somebody to buy his stock:

 

Some of the regional banks saw some outright panic buying today...

And don't forget the collapsing housing market.

Homebuilders were on fire:

And don't forget about the wild spending spree undertaken by the 1 in 5 unemployed here in the U.S.  Oh, sorry, I forgot.  The unemployed don't have any money.  Must be all the Prop Desk Traders at Goldman and Morgan Stanley which are single handedly buying all the luxury goods:

They were even buying some low grade 2005 hookers from way back in the day.  Again, what ever is hot gets bought.  Whatever is not gets dropped...

 

So it goes, the new hedge fund/mutual fund mantra:

If its going up, buy it.

If its going down, sell it.

Pay attention to the FemBots, they are screaming and yelling at the junior traders making sure that the upward motion is being chased..

 

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Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:34 | 186082 bugs_
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Are you saying Jack Welch is a fembot? :-)

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 22:01 | 186385 Slewburger
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I was almost there until I saw Welch.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 06:44 | 186585 Anton LaVey
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That was the creepiest comment I have ever read on ZH.

And it made me laugh. Something is wrong here.  :-D

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:41 | 186100 Grandpa Bear Hug
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I wonder what girlfriend is symbolic with IYR. Yesterday, Reuters reports shopping center vacancies are at 10 year highs and strip mall vacancies hit an 18 year high.

Today it is reported that apartment vacancies hit a 30 year high.

IYR of course continues its Mt. Everest climb. Maybe Turbo Tax Timmy Geithner/Treasury is investing in REITS?

 

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:20 | 186154 Blindweb
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"The [hotel] industry’s occupancy increased 5.9 percent to end the week at 45.5 percent."

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 19:40 | 186239 Reductio ad Absurdum
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Diana Olick at CNBC, who has been one of the few bearish voices over there for the last 9 months and who has written day after day about real estate disaster stories, suddenly capitulated today with an article titled "Commercial Real Estate a Buy".

From the article:

...I started to think that maybe it's not all blood and guts in the market.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 20:11 | 186278 Blindweb
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Found the real culprit: "Despite extensive government intervention in the housing market, some policy makers at the Federal Reserve are worried that even more might need to be done." NYTs 01/06/10

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 22:45 | 186409 Grandpa Bear Hug
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It would appear that GE and COMCAST have hauled her in the backroom for a sit down just like Rick when he gets a bit too uppity.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 19:44 | 186250 Anonymous
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http://www.shortsqueeze.com/?symbol=iyr&submit=Short+Quote%99

Short interest 86,970,400

59,350,000 Total Shares outstandig. I hope it is a mistak

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 22:32 | 186402 Gilgamesh
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AIV !

Will the model girlfriend be: 

Sophie Anderton - "I wanted to buy a property in Liverpool for two reasons; the first was that Liverpool has been recommended to me as a brilliant city in which to invest and after winning the Capital of Culture 2008, I couldn't see how my investment wouldn't work"

http://www.poolepr.com/press%20releases/11.asp

or

Ruslana Korshunova -

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/celebrity-gossip/2008/06/29/mo...


Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:47 | 186113 ratava
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that welch guy deserves a 'DO NOT WANT!' caption 

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:57 | 186121 Anonymous
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Unclear how the press and most in America can hold Welch in high regard when the fruits of his labor have produced such miserable results. GE average annual total return for 10 years is -8.9% and for 15 years is +6.6%. Could have done better with a passbook savings account.

I know Immelt has been there awhile now, but little of GE's current problems took root from his tenure -- Welch and his management of GE was awful. His exit from the company was well timed in terms of share price.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:31 | 186164 ghostfaceinvestah
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He was the Harold Geneen of our time.

When are these guys gonna realize that conglomerates are always a bad idea?

Just wait until Berkshire Hathaway collapses when the old guy gets even more senile.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:35 | 186166 Anonymous
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Seems only you and I know what Welch set in motion, changing GE into a bank, and the serious long term damage he has done to the company's shareholders while managing to walk away with huge treasure, a new wife, and a nauseating book deal.

Then catch his advertisement of himself every minute on CNBC.

I wish there was a virtual brick I could throw at this tin god.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 21:50 | 186375 Unscarred
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Don't forget his BusinessWeek column, titled "The Welch Way," which, of course, is not to be confused with "The Welch Way."

Funny; I actually bought his book Jack: Straight from the Gut when it first came out.  He spent more pages on his (ex-)wife and family than any other singular topic.  Months later, revelations of his affair came out.

Guilty conscience?

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 20:41 | 186309 Zippyin Annapolis
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"Management tip #34

Judge a man not by his record but by the fruit of his loins."

Suzy Wetlaufer

 

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 22:34 | 186405 Gilgamesh
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Don't sell Immelt short - he's a tremendous slouch.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 17:58 | 186125 ghostfaceinvestah
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Last report I read from Whitney Tilson, he called MBI the gift that keeps on giving.  He shorts and covers, shorts and covers.

Looks like he is getting a gift again.

And what was I saying about the financials and the bond market?  I love how they say "volumes have dropped off in bond trading".  yeah, that, and you can't mark up your inventory.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100107/bs_nm/us_financial_brokerages

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:01 | 186129 john_connor
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wow, XLF was a bottle rocket today

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:09 | 186138 Leo Kolivakis
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BusinessWeek reports that Treasuries’ 2-10 Year Yield Spread Nears Highest in 20 Years. Bloomberg reports that the gap between yields on U.S. 10- year notes and inflation-indexed debt reached the widest since before Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. collapsed as investors bet that consumer prices will accelerate as the economy strengthens. Fed releases statement reminding depository institutions of supervisory expectations for sound practices in managing interest rate risk.

Bottom line: Expect the bond market market to crater, the greenback to surge following the release of that jobs report tomorrow morning. If they initially sell stocks, buy the dip hard.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:15 | 186149 Apocolypse_yesterday
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And if stocks ramp on the job report?  Buy hard as well.... just buy period.Right?

I hope they ramp up, looking to get very short at ~1165.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:18 | 186152 Leo Kolivakis
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Despite surge in USD, crude will rise but gold will take a massive hit.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:28 | 186161 ghostfaceinvestah
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The markets are going to rally no matter what the numbers - the Fed is buying up everything in sight in MBS land, price is no object, it is like Brewster's Millions.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 19:40 | 186241 Orly
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The DXY has mirrored the SPX since the bottom in March.  That is, until 20 December 2009, when it decoupled.

It will be quite interesting to see what happens tomorrow.  My personal thought is that unemployment numbers will come in "better than expected" (I know, shock, right?), stocks will ramp in the morning (the afternoon should see some profit-taking...), and the USD should skyrocket (exactly the opposite of what would normall happen...).

The gold trade will be the humdinger, though.  You're right in that gold will begin a relatively short, hard tumble from here.  By proxy, I am playing the trade very, very short AUD/CHF, as the Ozzie dollar has stuck its neck out a little long on gold fever, especially against the Swissie.

Expect a retrace of that trade back to more normal levels to about eighty cents within three months.  We're talking about a delicious 1400-pip move to the downside.

:D

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:10 | 186143 Fish Gone Bad
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Adding Stoya or Jenna Haze images would be interesting.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:20 | 186155 Anonymous
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Taylor Swift is still a child.
Wait till she puts a few more pounds on before posting her...

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 19:23 | 186219 Anonymous
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This is the child's own website. http://www.taylorswift.com/
Not sure what the problem is with RT posting her picture here.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 18:43 | 186174 deadhead
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take a look at the PNC dump ah...too funny.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 19:06 | 186195 AN0NYM0US
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To borrow a phrase that has recently entered the Americon Lexicon

Connecting the Dots

remember those crazy days early last spring

 

U.S. senators offer homebuilders tax break bill

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5320HF20090403

 

and what you were doing in November

Home Builders (You Heard That Right) Get a Gift

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/business/economy/15gret.html

if one had only connected the dots, today's home builder action should not have come as a suprise

Lennar Leads Builders Higher on Unexpected Profit

 

Lennar had a $285 million operating loss before recording a $320 million tax gain from a change in U.S. law allowing builders to carry back losses related to land sales for five years.

 

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aBMQEreTeaQA

(I think some taxpayers may have connected the dots as did options traders in the past week on selected home builders)

 

 

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 21:20 | 186348 tom a taxpayer
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Read all about! Serial rapist (a.k.a. Congress) strikes again! 

2 million taxpayers raped by Congress.

Defenseless rape victims (taxpayers) plea for mercy.

Under the cover of the Worker, Homeownership and Business Assistance Act of 2009, Congress is brutally raping taxpayers by giving $33 billion in tax breaks to the home builders who helped cause this crisis. Just assuming a middle-class taxpayer paying $15,000 a year in taxes, the $33 billion amounts to rape of more than 2 million taxpayers. Or, it could be seen as the quadruple rape of 500,000 taxpayers over four years. There are many ways for the police blotter to record the crimes of the serial rapist Congress.

Senators Max Baucus and Olympia Snowe, instigators of this Congress gang rape, are believed to be in hiding.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/business/economy/15gret.html

Thanks to anon #186195 for issuing the All Points Bulletin (APB).

 

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 23:17 | 186429 moneymutt
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Imagine what that tax break would have done if given to average Americans, or say, we did some sort of partnership with VCs to fund viable business plans of unemployed, etc...Instead it goes to these idiots to build more houses...something we need about as much we need horse drawn plows.

 

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 02:08 | 186530 i.knoknot
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hell, at this rate of decline, horse-drawn plows may become quite the rage...

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 04:00 | 186561 hidingfromhelis
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Let's scrap all the new cars purchased under Cash for Clunkers as trade-ins for horse-drawn plows...

HDP's for C4C's!

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 19:16 | 186211 AN0NYM0US
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Also heard today that the first time home buyer program when adjusted for incremental sales (i.e. those who would have purchased regardless)  the net cost per incremental sale was $80,000

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 19:18 | 186215 AN0NYM0US
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R-rated

 

from the front page of Drudge just now

 

http://www.drudgereport.com/ssscan.jpg

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:49 | 186862 SaulA
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Is that wisp of grey hair a lesbian trademark?  I sure do love her, but I think she might be taken by Rosie, and I could't steal her from a friend.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 19:24 | 186220 Digital Gunfire
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mistress of the day ; CYCC

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 19:43 | 186248 RobotTrader
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Holy Cow....

 

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 20:09 | 186254 Reductio ad Absurdum
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Including the after hours move, it's up 190% in one day.

Oh, also look at the volume:

47.39M (1.54M average)

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 19:53 | 186259 Reductio ad Absurdum
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The motors liquidation business continues to be red hot: MTLQQ up 22% today, up 59% since last Thursday. This company must have a bright future ahead of it.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 00:36 | 186489 ghostfaceinvestah
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The garbage rally is definitely picking up steam again.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 20:27 | 186293 Kreditanstalt
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My stuff was all down, across the board, though not seriously.  Seems to be commodities, metals, ag one day, then junk again the next.  Week after week.  But the longer this goes on, the more the future prospects for junk deteriorate.

Any HINT, even so much as a whispered rumour, of bad (read: TRUE) news will reverse this overnight...

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 21:32 | 186359 Anonymous
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If you keep putting up pictures of old men I'm going to start putting my pants on before I read your column.

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 23:18 | 186430 moneymutt
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tmi

Thu, 01/07/2010 - 23:29 | 186441 crzyhun
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What about CIT?? More junko partner!

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 09:14 | 186634 Jestocost
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You had me until Anniston.

Considering all of the men she has had (and lost) that stuff must have a short shelf life

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 13:10 | 186998 Static Chaos
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Even the Bob "perma-bull" Doll expects financials to underperform.  The tech is a comedy.  How can anyone afford to buy any of the new toys when unemployed or worried about layoff?  Some (GS, etc.) are playing the pump-and-dump.  Expect a sell-off coming. 

BTW, nice pics, robot

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