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Sure, why not?  What's another $2 billion more?  The House voted Friday to rush $2 billion into the popular "Cash for Clunkers" CARS program.

The bill was approved on a vote of 316-109.

President Barrack Obama is pleased with the program and the decision to infuse more federal funding as the program "succeeded well beyond our expectations."

Sure it did.

Not to mention all the tax revenue this is generating.  Oh, and the publicity doesn't hurt either...  We wouldn't want this to fail, oh no.

You think they would have let the party stop over a couple billion dollars?

They should do this with everything.  Toasters...  Whatever.

To quote an old Doritos snack commercial from the '80s with Jay Leno-  "Snack all you want...  We'll make more."

Except the chips are all yours...  Thanks.




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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:48 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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is the whole goddamn world governed by morons and retards who can not see more than 3 months into the future, and who have no sense of actions and reactions ( that was a rhetorical question )

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:08 | Link to Comment djchill2
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Fuck it....I' m going to support this shit into the ground and just be positioned for the "Great Reset"  This shit is out of control and it doesn' t look like there is shit that anyone can do about it...btw, does anybody have a piece of shit car they want to sell, so I can take advantage of this retarded ass program?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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try the scrap yard ... they have some 40 yo piece of shit gas guzzlers, and they will sell them for like a hundred bucks .... but remember you will pay taxes on the rebate .... but, yeah, fuck, its worth it ..

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Bob
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Yeah, the buddy trade. 

It's a shame how easily genuine masculine honor gets lost in a suit. 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:26 | Link to Comment djchill2
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Yep...this program has fraud written all over it...I bet more than a few dealerships are cashing in on this in more ways than just selling cars...however, I bet these same dudes are definately not financing the rest of the price of the new vehicles themselves b/c in 3 months the default rate is going to be huge!!!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:24 | Link to Comment Keyser Soze
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Agreed. Stop fighting it - push it more. Push until Goldman is scared. Whip it.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:35 | Link to Comment curbyourrisk
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Simply put.....YES.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Herodytus
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"What's another $2 Bil?"  It's 50,000 YEARS of an avg US salary, that's what. 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:24 | Link to Comment Keyser Soze
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Not when the Fed is finished, it won't be. Might buy you dinner.

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 08:55 | Link to Comment ED
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Baby, lets go to McD's. I'm down to my last 2 billion, until my cheque comes through from gristle for groceries

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Bob
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I would say it's worth it, in economic terms.  It's some real stimulus, at least . . . and I doubt the automaker employees will be receiving $700k bonuses on top of astronomical salaries anytime soon. 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Bob
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It is frightening.  But it is what it is, and we're there. 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 18:03 | Link to Comment nedwardkelly
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WORTH IT!?

I'ts the fallacy of the broken f$#cking window is what it is.

Is this money they're 'stimulating' the economy with free? Is there no opportunity cost to 'stimulating' the economy by handing out $$ to DESTROY working cars. Not just that, but basically handing money to the auto industry? Let's not forget the fraud that is going to be rampant, plus the money it costs the government to administer this steaming pile of sh$%t.

This is so absolutely NOT WORTH IT, has never been worth and never will be worth it. Just because it's a better alternative than giving money to the banks does NOT make it worth it. How about not taking it out of taxpayers (or future generations) pockets in the first place? That's the best alternative.

You think the government will introduce a program so that people get a $1k rebate whenever they buy my companies products? Of course not, I don't have enough $$ to lobby with.

What a bunch of BS.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:50 | Link to Comment kalum
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Apparently, there is no way we can stop these lunatics in Washington. Subsidized houses, mortgages, cars, favored companies, unions, our country is going rapidly to Hell.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:26 | Link to Comment Keyser Soze
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That's right. I, for one, am setting my hair on fire and putting it out with my underpants.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 17:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 23:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 18:03 | Link to Comment nedwardkelly
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Right, so what do we do about it? I try talking about this crap with people and find I'm the only one getting worked up and angry. People still seem to think that Obama just needs some time and he'll pull out his magic wand and 'change' everything.

This is what you're up against. This woman can vote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxe_kwc8klw&feature=player_embedded

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Keyser Soze
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Unless you work for a car company, in which case a singularity is created and we're all fucked

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Bob
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I'm looking forward to TARP 2, when I'll get paid to borrow money that my bank is dying to lend. 

Think about it. 

With autos, at least something of real value is being sold. 

 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Keyser Soze
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TARP...should be spelled TRAP

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 10:22 | Link to Comment erich
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TARP is the perfect name.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Rusty_Shackleford
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Bingo. 

 

And since GM (Fed Gubmint) had been losing $2500 for every car they sell, they are now actually losing $7000 for every car they sell with the help of this program.

 

The descending levels of absurd perversity are almost hard to keep track of.

 

 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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A new car is one of the bigger wastes of money around.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Keyser Soze
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Except for a house. That shit can really hurt.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:52 | Link to Comment aztrader
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It's ironic how fast they can throw away $2 billion dollars in one day, when with 280 co-sponsors, Ron Pauls bill to audit the Fed can't make it to the floor.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:53 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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Oh oh oh I know! Its $2 Billion, right??

Okay, that is probably only funny to a fish.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:53 | Link to Comment GoldmanSux
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I'll give you $125 cash right now for your clunker.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Bob
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Yeah, it is sad that the primary beneficiaries of this latest largess is the middle-class set with credit and jobs, but perhaps we'll get down to those folks whose unemployment has run out eventually. 

If I were the guv, I wouldn't wait too long.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:02 | Link to Comment D.O.D.
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ironically I believe this is going to be a major backfire, but we wont see it till Q4 when car sales hit 0, and car defaults skyrocket... Merry F'n Christmas all you who jumped on this bandwaggon...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:03 | Link to Comment mdtrader
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Let's all borrow from future consumption. What a great idea, it work so well in the last decade, that the government has been forced to give it a go. Party on dudes.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:04 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Don't be so critcal. Barak has a plan. He will load all the clunkers up on some barges and ship them to China to pay down our debt. China wants hard assets, not dollars. This is win/win, for the government, for the environment, for the economy, for international relations. Even the shipping idex will go up. Masterful.

China's new slogan:

"Give me the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, your compost, and scrap metals to me,
I lift my lamp beside my smoggy door!"

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Bob
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BETTER ROADS?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 20:48 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Anon Bag head person #21044 (get a name, I have suggestions),

That was satire. Guess my joke sucks ass if I have to explain it.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:06 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Some dope being interviewed on the GE propaganda channel said "the government is giving me $4500....."

There is the apathy death spiral in half a sentence. 

Did this dope even bother to think about where the government is getting the money ? Did he make the connection that it is his money the government is "giving away"? 

Alas, the joke and the party continues......

 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:10 | Link to Comment GoldmanSux
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Not to mention he is financing his $30,000 car with a $25,500 loan.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:11 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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Free money feels so good when it is first available.

Just wait until the panic of a currency run sets in...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 18:07 | Link to Comment nedwardkelly
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That's the problem, people think the Government just pulls this money out of their ass... I guess it's not so far from throwing it from a helicopter, but the point is it's not free.

Whether it's inflation, or higher taxes, or US defaulting (lol!) all this spending will come back to bite us on the ass big time. Is it really worth it to trash otherwise working cars?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:07 | Link to Comment perpetual-runner-up
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its going to be a backfire on two fronts...

1) it shows that putting money in hands of consumers - e.g. this could be accomplished with taxcuts

2) their inability to run this efficiently (e.g. look at the paperwork, etc to BUY A CAR) with only a few billion at stake shows how much of a mess they will make healthcare

 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:18 | Link to Comment perpetual-runner-up
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i meant to say that putting money in the hands of consumers is the best way to stimulate the economy - eg taxcuts...this proves it...

this has done more to create jobs (right or wrong) than anything in the stimulus package...

someone should stand up and demand they revoke all hte unspent stimulus money and pass it through as tax cuts...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:09 | Link to Comment Bob
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Uh, this wasn't a tax cut, it was a target-specific incentive/stimulus program.  Talk around that all you like, but there's a big difference between the two for the economy and the society. 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 18:09 | Link to Comment nedwardkelly
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"with only a few billion at stake shows how much of a mess they will make healthcare"

Other countries governments seem to manage healthcare just fine, at significantly less per capita cost than the US currently does.

Maybe the US Govt should outsource it to a country that has the proven capability to manage it?

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 11:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:40 | Link to Comment capitalisa
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Then take out an auto equity loan from Wells Fargo! :)  We're so happy now! :)

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 17:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Bob
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It is such a shame in the trashing of "clunkers."  Many people either can't afford cars or need used parts to repair them.  It's bad for recyling and another "fuck you" to the poor. 

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 17:39 | Link to Comment texpat
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I am *not* going all Mad Max in a PRIUS!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 18:11 | Link to Comment nedwardkelly
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It's just like the proposals to bulldoze neighbourhoods full of foreclosed homes in order to reduce supply, while habitat for humanity is busy helping people that can't afford a home build one.

What's the next stop for the crazy train?!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Bob
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Maybe then we'll increase our exports by becoming the world's used car lot. 

It would certainly seem to bring us into perfect focus for the rest of the world.  Some of us might even finally recognize ourselves for what we are. 

We didn't get here accidentally.  And most of us were part of the problem. 

Maybe there will be more work in the repo industry. 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:33 | Link to Comment crzyhun
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1. US House votes to restrict Wall Street pay. Yahoo

2. Buffett Posts $1 Billion Profit on China Hybrid Carmaker BYD. BBerg

Do you all see the sheer stupidity and blindness in Congress, in Washington, the city surrounded by reality?

Dearest Leader and his followers are asleep at the wheel.

 

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."
Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Ags Nightmare
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Clowngress does it again. What if everyone buys foreign cars ? And after everyone buys a new car..what happens to demand ? Once again we are creating false spikes in the business cycle by using heavy metal moral hazard. 

No....we can't work our way out of this mess. We have to endorse and spend money on more  "gimmicks". "Step right up here and git yer car".... "gotta hurry while it lasts !!." "Only 2 billion left!"

It's embarrassing. 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 08/01/2009 - 10:54 | Link to Comment Bob
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This wasn't driven by "environmentalist" concerns.  That was just PR exploitation by the "stimulists." 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:21 | Link to Comment max2205
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Ford must be pissed

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Screwball
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This is a great program.  They need the scrap to make more steel so they can keep up with all the infrastructure the stimulus has created. [/sarcasm]

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:43 | Link to Comment capitalisa
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You must be kidding, right?  Oh, sure you are, as no one could really write that and mean it.....

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 18:15 | Link to Comment nedwardkelly
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This is why there is there is no hope for us. Some people are actually able to rationalize this BS.

'generated more than $2bn'!?What are you smoking?

How did it generate more than $2bn? Could the money the government funneled to the auto companies via this program not have been spent on anything else? Could the Government not have left that money in my (or future generations) pockets instead?

Do you really think the Government is more efficient at spending my money than I am?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 18:16 | Link to Comment nedwardkelly
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It says it has to be registered in the name of the person selling it for the previous year. But who polices this?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Iceobar
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Maybe the populace watching this insanity realize that ($3B/300M) < ($23.9T/10)

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Paul S.
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The bank charges you 6% on a $25,000 loan, funded by money you gave them through TARP payments to buy a car that you paid to manufacture.  God Bless America.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Paul S.
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And to incentivize you, they are going to give you back $4500 of your own money.  We're making out like bandits I tell you.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Rusty_Shackleford
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*Clearly* you are not yet comfortable being a leech on The System.

Slither into America's large intestine and clamp on, Paul.

 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:31 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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Actually, no, through the magic of fractional reserving, that money is created out of thin air.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:24 | Link to Comment Sancho Ponzi
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Next Govt. Goodie: Paying us NOT to sell our houses?

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE56U5YZ20090731

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 17:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 18:17 | Link to Comment nedwardkelly
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Right and the way things are going we're heading for a tax paying minority. God help us when that happens.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 17:37 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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So let me get this right....another $2bn (that tax payers have to cover) to fund a program that gives up to $4500 credit (to tax payers) to buy a new car built by Ford (private enterprise) General Motors or Chrysler (GSE's)?

The only one I would consider here is Ford, and everyone knows the reason why. It's not that I've ever been impressed with Ford but THEY DIDN'T TAKE GOVT MONEY!

And this only IF I were considering a purchase...which, like any sane person, I am not. Why on earth would someone go out and buy a new car now...and likely finance it? I can see if you have the cash to pay for the whole thing but really...more credit? That just equates to more defaults down the road.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 17:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 21:45 | Link to Comment peterh
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"Cash for Clunkers" - what the FDIC does for fun every Friday at sundown...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 23:55 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 11:11 | Link to Comment Bob
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Ah, the all-too-predictable outrage against the popular benefit to the undeserving.  Cash For Clunkers is SO populist that it is de facto unconscionable and indefensible.   

It's at times like these I understand how we got to where we are (as if it was the mortage-equity-spending consumers who put this shit together OR continue to benefit in the $Trillions.) 

Unfortunately, with all of this kind of moral, intellectual and financial idealism and firepower, more of the same is the only safe bet. 

Divide and conquer is a strategy that works every time.  What a bunch of suckers. 

The sad thing is that you LOVE it.    

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 11:13 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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Car salesmen and Bankster are now in a Turf Tarp War!!!!  My money is the government motors...place your bets?

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 11:20 | Link to Comment Bob
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Count the money.  It ain't even close. 

I don't like a government motors any more than most people, but IF I had to choose one, I'd prefer to "bet" on people who actually make real things, rather than sophisticated con men who provide nothing of real value.    

Pick your poison.  It was primarily the banksters and their proxies who got us to where we are today. 

Cash For Clunkers is just throwing a bone to the middle class.  But at least it has some tangible value. 

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 08/02/2009 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Rusty_Shackleford
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"the world have (sic) an overcapacity to produce goods and a lack of demand for what is produced"

 

Why hasn't any of this overcapacity made it's way into Zimbabwe? 

Hell, they've got huge pent up demand and tons of paper currency to boot.

 

(Although I agree 100% on the fraud stuff with a lot of FedGov and Fed Reserve evil as well)

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 19:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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