Gold Hits New Record

Tyler Durden's picture

GOLD FUTURES RISE TO RECORD $1,522.80 AN OUNCE

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nope-1004's picture

Yes, visualizing toilet paper is quite easy.

 

Turd Ferguson's picture

Gee, where did all the topcalling, douchebag trolls go?

UGrev's picture

In the corner with smaller versions of Turd hats which are embossed with "Top Calling Douche Bag". 

SheepDog-One's picture

Hey Turd, you called it exactly right! Im not some brown noser, just giving credit where its due.

long juan silver's picture

another carnival barker chirps in.

Bay of Pigs's picture

Hey Billy, where's your pal Dangertime?

He's getting reamed in the ass.

SheepDog-One's picture

He's down below writing nasty little snarky notes.

tmosley's picture

Aww, now he changed his avatar.  What's wrong?  New registration closed?

long juan silver's picture

Baking rubber biscuits with your mom in Lubbock today.

tmosley's picture

Sounds more like you're getting your fudge packed, honestly.

Bicycle Repairman's picture

"long juan" will be back next week as the "silver fudge packer".

Richard Head's picture

Hey william the bastard, get a clue.  No one likes you, and no one cares what you think.  Kill yourself.

Creed's picture

lol here's one of those topcallingtrolls right here, and boy is she pissed

 

so long Juanita, we barely knew ye

topcallingtroll's picture

Hey I am the topcallingtroll.  trademarked and registered.  Illegal copies will be pursued by legal means.  However if you look at my comments I called the top and just this morning I called the bottom.  And right after I heard the FOMC statement I said cover your fucking shorts.

akak's picture

No, Dangerclown called dibs on being the bottom.

Bankruptke is giving it to him slow, hard and unlubed even as we speak.

topcallingtroll's picture

ouch....TVIX did that to me last year.

akak's picture

But unlike Dangerclown with Bankruptke, you probably did not enjoy the experience.

quasimodo's picture

One of life's simple joys. Sitting here and hitting refresh on occasion, just to see how many junks a dicksmack like yourself can rack up.

Don't you have a lawn to mow somewhere?

schoolsout's picture

I wonder how many douchingerites got obliterated on their short silver trade? 

What a fucking delta bravo...

Creed's picture

douchingerites got obliterated

 

bwahahaha

 

crickets over there hahaa a guy could probably get rich taking the other side of the ticker consensus

akak's picture

crickets over there hahaa a guy could probably get rich taking the other side of the ticker consensus

Creed, you should know that there is in no way a "consensus" over in the MarketGulag, only the capricious and rigidly enforced dogma of Herr Oberststalagfuhrer, aka King Karl I.  All dissenting opinions, no matter how civil, well-argued or logically defended, are summarily purged as heresy, most of all ALL talk of that most hated by King Karl of all metals, gold.

And just for your insolence to the Great King, I BAN YOU!!!!!

topcallingtroll's picture

If they listened to my post to cover their shorts right after the FOMC essentially said to go long precious metals then not too many!

Bastiat's picture

Is that Blythe humping your leg?

Dr. Porkchop's picture

It's a top! Sell now or be priced in forever!

 

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sheeple's picture

hey turd i finally had a chance to view your apr23 vid on reprecht and master...how did you get that so nail down man...

can't wait for your new blog

topcallingtroll's picture

we are still around.  I did call the top and called the bottom if you check out my comments today and the last week.  Maybe I should specialize in bottoms.

Kyron95131's picture

get used to the nay sayer majority turd as im sure you prolly already have

give ya props for sticking to your guns and providing the math and analysis to back up your beliefs, a good practice i recommend for anyone regardless of who's side of the argument they side with.

keep up the good work!

pirea's picture

Stalin used to do this all the time.

Also he used to kill the guys with inconvenient questions. Maybe Ben will do this next time. We are getting there.

Tail Dogging The Wag's picture

It was more like people with inconvenient questions would be swallowed by the earth. You would never see them again. No bodies to be found. No traces that they ever existed. They would even be erased from pictures with Stalin. Nice photoshopping back in the day!

Hugh G Rection's picture

Where are all the putz' with SLV puts?????

 

Days like today make Hugh VERY excited ;-)

 

(_(_)========D--- - - ---- - - -

 

JPM $45.61  SLV $48, so much for parity

Bicycle Repairman's picture

I think you just gave "Dangertime" a facial.

Hugh G Rection's picture

free bukakke for all silver bears!

tmosley's picture

It'll have to be free, as they are all filing for bankruptcy as we speak.

DavidC's picture

I can only assume Ben is long Gold.

DavidC

silvertrain's picture

He doesnt understand Gold...

long juan silver's picture

Would Ron Paul frontrun his nomination?

Infinite QE's picture

Ben's bosses surely are.

GoinFawr's picture

OT, but the other day you mentioned something about China hearting miners over toilet paper and I replied `and why the fuck not, eh`; prescient?

Oh Lundin, the Canucks hardly knew ye

MsCreant's picture

This is so predictable even I can do it. Options expiration = Monkey hammer, next day = blastoff like bat out of hell. I need my cash or I would have bought yesterday's mindlessly predictable dip (and I don't mean I would buy Ben).

PY-129-20's picture

He could work as your gardener, Ms Creant. Just don't leave him alone with a printer - that will end badly...

Bicycle Repairman's picture

I was using Proshares 2X inverse ETFs to short the market back in the fall of 2008.  It worked perfectly until the monthly OpEx when the ETFs got hammered, even though the EFTs I was shorting continued to lose.  Even though my timing was perfect and I exited my position on 3/9/09 and the market had declined considerably, I only broke even.

I GUESS MONKEYHAMMERING GOLD AND SILVER WITH OPEX DOESN'T WORK SO WELL, DOES IT, KIDS??

Dejean Splicer's picture

Time to cue up Flight Of The Bumblebees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QV1RGMLUKE

As a thick dense swarm swirls around the chairman he proclaims "I can stop this in 15 minutes".

*[Sorry to hear about your home. I hope you're doing well]