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Another very bullish sign for the market.
GLOBEX opens and silver shoots past $38.
Sell in May then go away.
maybe theyll beat you to the punch
and pull the plug on black friday part 2 april 29.
"The world is within a 20 trading day window of the greatest asset valuation collapse in history. Intuitive is the premise that without the multitrillion exnihilo ('out of nothing' - G) dollar bailout by the world's central banks, world equity/commodity valuations would be less than their current bubble value. This money printing is beyond any historical provided easy credit. The results will likewise be historical."
(page down to lammert's latest outlook)
Just watched Fight Club again. Us space monkeys are proud. Tyler, we thank you.
I am in a fight club...and some guy in it asked me if I read ZH....fuck, if he only knew. (and yes I already violated rule 1 of FC)
Dude, could you get some control over the morons that post on your blog?
He is the moron that posts on his blog.
and the futures yawn...there most be some hidden message in the report that reads "sell on x date" <tin foil hat\off>
Silver is above $38 an ounce. Silver is an antiviral substance for Banksters after all.
Yes, Silver has anti-bankterial properties...
I guess "messy" = 1500 target for SPX...
Funny how Goldman flip flops on its economic outlook, currency targets, etc.
They keep vibrating the traders like a huge sheet of sheet metal, constantly bucking them off, causing them to lose their grip on their positions.
Typcial PigMen shakedowns.
they got a vibrator alright. "it's all the buzz" from what i hear.
My wife said the Hitachi Magic Wand I got here was the best gift ever. I get all the good stuff I need now. Trust me guys, buy your lady one.
Hitachi knows how to Melt my little lady and they know how to Melt a City. Unlike GE, they really do it all.
reading you calling goldman flip flop artists is comical. you are the king of flip flops: fight the fed. don't fight the fed. jpm has a silver short position. the jpm short position is a myth. i'm itching to get short. i'll stay long until the summation index cracks. i'm an uber bull. i'm only long 30% of my investable money. gold is for dullards. i have gold stocks and gold coins. pigmen always win. leh and bear collapse. i could go on. but most zh veterans already know your low ways.
btw: who are the pigmen shaking down given market low volumes, and 1% of the population owning half the market?
Hatzius (Goldman Sachs) can say whatever he wants, of course; and it’s good for Zero Hedge to put it on. It shows what’s going on - the king’s ministers are telling us what the king’s going to do.
Is it the truth? Probably not, since they keep changing it. And since when does the “nimble” Goldman hem and haw over what “Fed officials” say or worry over a split on the FOMC when Goldman is the NYFed, i.e., the Fed, i.e., the don of dons…
The interesting thing is, these are revisions of the projections that have yet to be realized, and the next message we get will be more projections that haven’t been realized yet. It’s like telling you a year in advance who’s going to win the World Series, the next month telling you, “We’ve changed our mind,” and as the series is being completed: “We kinda thought it might not work out the way it looked earlier.”
It’s best to remember Goldman is in position to make money; not to provide information for its competitors.
Robo - the king of all flipfloppers. Makes me miss HarryWanger.. ok. maybe not..
Did Harry finally hit the junk quota?
They keep vibrating the traders like a huge sheet of sheet metal, constantly bucking them off, causing them to lose their grip on their positions
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD FOR 1000 POINT PONZI SPIKE
"With the first quarter now behind us, we have downgraded our Q1 GDP estimate to 2.5% from 3.5"
If one of my analysts or portfolio managers had ever made a statement like that, they'd have been ridiculed by their peers before they got reamed out by me or my boss, etc.
It says;Now that the news and events have passed, we can pass on our new and revised forecast of those past events.
Amazing.Moreover, having sat through thousands of meetings, phone conversations, luncheons and whatnots listening to Zero Value Added tripe such as this, what really takes the cake is that somewhere down the line, absolutely no matter what transpires, they will look at you with a straight face and say that they did indeed correctly forecast the outcome.Because they've forecasted, redacted, retracted, modified, review and reissued so many prognostications that every base has indeed been covered.
Hence, no value added.
But, needs realize that one must indeed make it look as if one has worked hard for the rewards.
Sell side people are just glorified sales reps. Like used car salespeople or those pushy tards who sell cell phones in mall kiosks.
"If one of my analysts or portfolio managers had ever made a statement like that, they'd have been ridiculed..."
LOL...we live in an age where important data points are revised downward 25-50% habitually, by those schooled in the statist art of Keynes slight of hand theory, in an "economy" where government transfer payments make up 30% of GDP, with a MSM that had their tattered pom poms replaced with funds from O-Care & "shovel ready" sumpin or other.
It's a brave new world where nothing is real except the debt.
Another list of those slurping at the trough;
Now back to your regular programming schedule: BTFD!! Although I do thing this next new high could be the perfect bull trap suck in so be on your toes
they say "never catch a falling knife." i say "ride that greasy balloon, bitchez!"
QE3 is going to happen-Check.
Gasoline to $5-Check.
Democrats and Republicans continue the Spending Spree unabated-Check.
No pull back in Silver and Gold at all!
Todays Spike is Tomorrows Dip. Just buy and don't worry about how many FRN's you trade for it.
But no revisions to major SP companies, like a much lower GNP doesn't effect MMM or GE or UTX wtf
here they go again, just softening the market up for QE3. It really is just getting too easy now. Just forget everything fundamental and trade the FED's reflation, deflation swings...until it all inevitably turns to shit . For anyone still grappling with these concepts i cant recomend the book "Dying of Money" by Jens O. Carsson enough. No link sorry
GDP is a joke
GDP is gay
I want to know the definative answer to QE
Don't we all. I'm betting temporary pause. Then buy that chasm.
"...the risks are skewed toward a somewhat earlier date for the first rate hike than our current forecast of 2013Q1."
That should read '2012Q1', right?
Wells Fargo is predicting rates will start rising in 2012Q1.
I'm just gonna sit back and watch USD/JPY run up through 85 overnight.....the squeeze is coming on all the dollar shorts. Bill Gross will be trapped in his hedge.
Well, I'm still in the "no more QE camp". Take a look around - see how light the traffic is? More than anything else, rising gas prices are having a direct life-style effect. How much higher can they go before people really begin to wake up & learn/realize that their lives are being fucked over by a small group of chosen, oops, 'preferred' constituents?
Traffic has been light, but then again, it has been spring break for various schools around me.
"Take a look around - see how light the traffic is?"
Noted the same...been like that for a couple months around here.
rising gas prices are having a direct life-style effect
rising gas prices are having a direct life-style effect
You've completely missed the upside psychological effect!
I no longer feel so lame for being a homebody. Surely I'm not the only one soaking up this intangible?
just watching silver go through $38 late sunday night. sweet dreams.
It's gonna be entertaining, for at least a few minutes, when "Project 401K Bubble" implodes.
I remember everyone telling me that cashing out my 401k's and IRA's and paying the tax penalties was a big mistake. That was when Silver was $12 and Gold was $700. Now tell me who made the mistake?
Yeah. I did similar. In 1999.
Did the same with my CDN RRSP's. A close relative told me I was insane. That was back at $17.00 spot.
My only regret is that I didn't sell my house and use the equity to do the same.... my wife woulda taken half anyways...
Check this shitz out
They are just buying time to rebalance their bond portfolio. Inflation!
"But it’s all a little messier than we would like"
"Jeeves, is that a family of four embedded in the grill of the Bentley? wash that mess off before the guest arrive"
Thanks a lot. Glenlivet all over keyboard
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