Goldman On The Catastrophic NFP Number: "Basically No Positive Offsets To The Poor Headline Results"

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johngaltfla's picture

 Suggests some downside risk to our second half growth forecasts.

 

Gee, duh, ya think.

I still say we enter a recession towards the end of September through Q1 2012 when the Fed kicks into MONETIZE YOUR MOMMA V1.0.

They'll print money everywhere. Hell, they'll offer tatoos you can use on your butt with this next monetization.

Dreadker's picture

Hell, they'll offer tatoos you can use on your butt with this next monetization

 

Dammit!  I don't like needles so i guess i'll be broke lol

anony's picture

Not in an attempt to assure the re-election of theBamster??

You're so cynical.

Misean's picture

Well...positively abyssmal.

 

Ivanovich's picture

The Jobs data had no positive offsets, except other data previously in the week like jobless claims.

Is this yambag for real with comments like that?

SheepDog-One's picture

Gee really Goldman? Wow youre genius.

Oh regional Indian's picture

SD1, when "they" report bad news like this, it's because it's time, ne?

So, the big question is, what happens next week? 

Stocks down? If they crash, margin calls will cause a huge metal dump.

If stocks keep up their H(igh) F(lying) T(rajectory), Metals are peobably safe.

But Oil? Demand destruction at it's finest, statistically speaking anyways. Will they use this as an excuse for another SPR release, so struggling americans can go get greeter jobs at minimum wage, getting there in their Silverado to boot?

Hmmmmmm..... innteresting. My sense says trigger weekend is the next one.

July 15th. Boomday.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2010/11/24/wisdom-for-warriors-5/

SheepDog-One's picture

It is quite interesting to ponder what they do next, theyre truely damned if they do and damned if they dont....smells like spectacular false flag to me!

equity_momo's picture

Ori , whats special about Jul 15th?

Oh regional Indian's picture

e_m, the day before July 16th, 66th anniversary of Trinity Explosion.

Too many nuclear markers going off everywhere for this one not to be special

I'm expecting a nuclear event (literal or figurative) right about then.

Someone pointed out to me that July 3rd week has always been a strange one. I looked it up:

1981
India performs nuclear Test (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Fascinating eh? And this is just July 16th!!!!!

See more here: http://www.brainyhistory.com/days/july_16.html

That. Then there is Dodd/Frank coming into effect. Whump! No one is sure, uncertainity si bad. Regulatory uncertainity is the worst, eh?

It is the first overt layer of th efence coming around the US (later to us all probably).

It's always a charged time, high summer. The Sun is in full alignment. August 4th-6th 9the other end of this bracket, note Hiroahima was 6th August, was the period for th ehelical rising of Sirius at the Great Pyramid site which signalled the annual flooding of the Nile.

When too many big events happen on a date, it's good to pay attention. Going Nuclear has been the defining undercurrent of our last 66 years, ne? Given Fukushima and Indian Point and Calhoun and Deepwater Horizon and shaky earth loaded with hardly "spent" nuclear fuel.

Los Alamos incident.

Like that.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/07/04/a-year-and-a-day-later/

TexDenim's picture

Don't tell me Goldman Satan didn't see this coming. Who was fueling this insane rally we've been having for the last few days. Looks more like the early 1930s than a real improvement in equities.

johngaltfla's picture

You can see it on GS' chart. Look at the technical pattern and tell me that isn't going to be a sub century stock soon...

Cash_is_Trash's picture

I'm delightfully chipper right about now about being of the Austrian School.

White.Star.Line's picture

I'm downright worried being from the Austrian school....

j0nx's picture

Enter a recession?? I wasn't aware that we ever left the original depression.

SheepDog-One's picture

Never did, just the worlds biggest ever wallpapering job over the 800 lb rabid gorilla depression.

Lady Heather...UNCLE's picture

GS arsewipes in retreat...but this is a manipulated market where doing God's work works 'green close' miracles...

SheepDog-One's picture

Summer of recovery is HERE! I got my flip flops my beach umbrella and my Mai Tai! Looks like I better bring a few gallons, this is going to be one tough summer!

Caviar Emptor's picture

Been sayin' it bro: we'll be slumping along into this long, hot summer. Looks like it's happening on both sides of the ponds too

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Now we know why the market pump was going full blast the last two weeks. I am quit certain the NFP numbers were expected to be poor when they first started sampling and the word went out.

"Put your backs into those oars boys or there will be no liquid supper for the lot of you."

Row, row, row your boat gently up the sewer..........

Peter K's picture

It's official. Socialism es Muerte;)

And that's from people doing God's work.

wandstrasse's picture

muerte, putas! err.. putaz!

kito's picture

weathermen and economists, great jobs to have. 

equity_momo's picture

Jan , you like Cherry blossom?

How you like that cherry blossom?

Dreadker's picture

I don't see how telling the truth about where this economy is heading is not positive... Watching all this is like the end to 'The Life Of Brian'....

 

Always look on the bright side of death...

Caviar Emptor's picture

Private sector is not creating jobs, and government shed over 900K jobs in the last 13 months. 

But what I think is even more revealing under the radar is that hourly earnings edged down a penny. Biflation, brothers

NorthenSoul's picture

With governments shedding jobs like that, let's see how well this "much needed fiscal austerity" works for the economy as a whole.

 

What never cease to amaze me from the apostles of cutting the deficits now, now, now is how impervious to reality 101 they can be. I mean, if a lot of people don't have jobs and none are created (well, no net positive that merely absorb the population growth) where will the demand come from?

These fuckers can NEVER answer this simple question with facts; only with vacuous talking points. Yet, the austerity bullshit come back EVERY time we have a big big recession.

ElvisDog's picture

Here's a little fact for you to explain: Since 2007 when the U.S. started running 10-12% deficits and record government stimulus the number of people with full time jobs in this country has fallen by something like 8 million. You act as though the stagnant/awful employment numbers were the result of austerity/deficit cutting when in fact they occurred during a massive Keynesism response. You truly are an apostle of Krugman - if stimulus fails and continue to fails to generate organic private sector economic growth just do more of it.

bankonzhongguo's picture

Goldman Sachs says, "The raping will continue."

 

Lady Heather...UNCLE's picture

AAPL's firming...you CAN eat iPads!!

101 years and counting's picture

after they wrote the NFP last weekend, they did some blow and then began work on writing their response to the NFP.  all in a day's work.

 

 

Ponzi Unit's picture

Death with dignity.

10kby2k's picture

Market can't even erase ADP gains. Yawn.

No Mas's picture

Don't look now, but the beast is creeping up...

Buy the dip gentlemen.

nobusiness's picture

I never understood why people go postal.  I'm starting to see the light.

 

When the world moves opposite what you would expect and assholes (who benefit from the lies) come out trying to explain the madness it really can make you nuts.

buzzsaw99's picture

it's a man baby

The Axe's picture

Jan...nuts   Easter fell on a Sunday..that's why the number is off.....AAPL plus...rally back on....I am going out to drink and play golf....computers win again.

NorthenSoul's picture

Suggests some downside risk to our second half growth forecasts.

Like saying that after hitting an iceberg, the Titanic became increasingly moist.

Caviar Emptor's picture

It's time to preach small government....make that medium government and large oil companies...make that medium oil companies

Franken_Stein's picture

 

After I had watched this movie, I knew that this capitalist model will end up in a disaster and that New York is at the heart of it:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpkTjtmuNA4

 

Atlantis Consigliore's picture

one man one vote is that really REAL,

the name of the game is lets make a deal;

 

the people got their problems the have the have nots, but the ones with $ 1 B campaign funds and lobbyists make me listen and pay my

30 second spots.....lol, um um um ummmm.

 

bankamerica jpmorgan goldman and ge your so very dear, you pimp and Anal-yst the jerks on tv so loud so they can hear,

but when the mkt tank and the foreclosures do a wipeout,  the FED Reserve will pour the mush and print and do to Watusi bailout,

bailout bailout bailout do the Watusi bailout.

Foreclosures spin the bottle throw the dice, you make it clear, it aint responibility its spread the wealth you wanna hear,

but when the fraud and crimes blow up and regulators do the slowburns,

the regulators/advisors pimps will leave and join the Wash law firms,

let me hear yasay it, Crony capitalism, payoffs, lobbyists, fraud corruption, kick the can down the road,

What we have here is a lack of communication:

 

Message no taxes stupid, cut the spending stupid,   get ready to vote them all out, on

a GREECE love boat without a paddle,

all of them,  even the one that cries.

Obamacare, Dodd Frank, NLRB,

RobotTrader's picture

Wow, AAPL now green.  LULU and FOSL barely down.

Oil getting blowtorched again, so consumers are absolutely giddy.

Momentum is too strong to stop right now.

RobotTrader's picture

As usual, apartment and shopping center REITs like SPG and BRE are unfazed from the jobs report.

SheepDog-One's picture

All this junk will be 'fazed' one morning soon, then watch as Robo comes around claiming he shorted it all.

Lady Heather...UNCLE's picture

...as i said on a previous pst, AAPL proving you CAN eat iPads. Personally, I think AAPL is a beautiful head fake (and mind fuck)

Lady Heather...UNCLE's picture

The PPT are AAPL-centric

CrashisOptimistic's picture

After the dust settles, folks will look out at California's budget deal that imagined $6 billion new revenue from improving employment and ask them when they will fire more people to make up for that $6B that isn't going to show up.

And ditto EVERY OTHER STATE BUDGET.

Meredith Whitney is right.

SuperRay's picture

hide your gold, bitcheez, they'll be coming for it soon...