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"3 masked bandits armed with assault rifles stormed a major bank branch downtown today, making off with $12.3 million in large bills. They were pursued and captured by responding police, and subsequently fined $50..... It's nice to see the justice system work so efficiently, back to you Craig."
Probably cost then more to investigate than the value of the fine they received.
This just means a slightly less desirable vintage at squid dinner tonight.
and in other news:
Man Robs Bank For $1 In Order To Get Healthcare
Or, more interestingly, not even the price of a full contract LOL
Forgot to tell you, congrats on the Stanley Cup. Go Canucks!
Thank you, alas it was a tough game, but glad we prevailed and did our city and fans proud.
Thank god your team prevailed, less Vancouver be burned to the ground.
The Banksters make me cheer for honest bank robbers who usually steal just enough to get by . You never hear of honest bank robber proudly stealing from widows and orphans . The degenarate supporter of Fascism would say we are just jealous because we wern't stealing from widows and orphans. The virtues of Fascism.
The Banksters make me cheer for honest bank robbers who usually steal just enough to get by . You never hear of honest bank robber proudly stealing from widows and orphans . The degenarate supporter of Fascism would say we are just jealous because we wern't stealing from widows and orphans. The virtues of Fascism revealed.
I agreed the first 18 times.
30s are here again. Alas, the second Golden Age of Bank Robbery!
case study- Wheaton Bandit
Police seek help in capturing bank robber
Last Updated: May 27, 2011 02:28AM
As the deadline to charge one of the most prolific serial bank robbers in Chicago area history approaches, police again are asking for help in identifying the man who robbed a number of area banks including one in Naperville.
The statute of limitations on bank robbery, which is a federal felony offense, is just five years. Given that the last robbery the Wheaton Bandit is suspected of committing was on Dec. 7, 2006, at the Glen Ellyn Bank and Trust, he must be identified and charged by Dec. 7 of this year.Anyone with information on the bandit should call the FBI at 312-421-6700.
also see- Carl Gugasian
That's because the armed bandits were actually bankers.
If the ticks don't fit, one must acquit.
can't we all just go long?
the Committee found no evidence of intentional manipulation of the market; nevertheless it considered the breach to be of a serious nature
Unintentional manipulation. Morality is long into Chapter 7...
Oh shit! $40k. Man, that has got to hurt! Does this mean no dessert for lunch today?
In unrelated news, a couple was fined $90,000 by the USDA for raising and selling cute bunnies in Ohio. If the couple fails to pay, the fines will jump to $4 million. The couple had sold about $10,000 worth of bunnies.
The investigator and others had said their bunnies were the healthiest they had seen.
There is no word on whether the couple intentionally manipulated the cute bunny market or not.
jesus, for that fine I start to manipulate the Brent/WTI spread as well
Can anyone explain wtf happened to Silver when it opened for trading last night?http://www.kitco.com/charts/livesilver.html
Look between 18:00 and 20:00 last night. WTF is that?
Looks like a bad feed at kitco, i was watching the live price at that time and it didn't hit the prices kitco's chart suggests.
Looks like Michael J Fox was running the computers.
Noticed that also. A new algo maybe.
Can someone check what the bid ask spread was doing?
Could it be that someone was manipulating the market. Don't they know they can be fined?
I wasn't watching the feed live, so I just figured it was another GSF trader with no intent to manipulate the market. Whether kitco, GSF, or JP I suspect there's a fat finger here somewhere.
Keep stacking the physical silver.
All this manipulation will come to bite the manipulators where it hurts and bite them hard.
As long as JPMorgan is the one that is short Silver.....don;t expect to win.
There's only one solution, and it involves a rope and a tree, NYC window would work well too. 25k fine... lulz... how much did they actually make from the trade?
hmm, rope and a tree? I was thinking an arena filled with banksters and starved lions, sharpened poles and impalement, and gladiatorial deathmatch tournaments, with the last standing pig man rewarded with a trip to the guillotine.
All games would be televised of course, on pay per view, with the profits going to pay down the deficit.
Great another JP Shield!!
I Love how Goldman is NOTHING more than the whipping post for the idiot sheep / retail crowd and JP gets a fucking pass ALL! DAY!!, Every-Fucking-Day form EVERYONE!
Not from me.
I called Blankfein & Dimon pathetic carbohydrate units who better should never have been born.
Does it get any clearer ?
I'm heading to court in an hour and a half to see if I can fry up one of the Morgue's littler tenticles and make some calimari for lunch.
Odds are, we're going to get hammered, but there's a chance, and I'm going to fight until I fall from blood loss.
Best of luck, and watch those appeals...someone 'up there' likes their squid live and well-fed.
Good luck Prometheus, let us know what happened!
This ought to brighten your day.
JPMorgan, RBS Sued by Federal Agency Over Mortgage Bonds
At best they'll be held partially accountable for $138 million in losses. It's good to see some attempt at justice, but it won't make a dent. Criminal prosecution is the only thing that would brighten my day.
Goldman is the most proflicate Fascist criminals. The 225,000 signature petition that forced the show hearing revieled enough to show the bdepth of Goldmans criminal operation and those in government involved that were involved . The White House , Treasurie , Cabinet Member that were choosen by Goldman as payment for particapating in the fraud against Pensions,Muni Governments and School Districs ,Charities . Plus the foreign criminals Goldman used to defraud the American People " loose Hedge fund managers" fron Germany. The Fascist controlled media that tried to cover up for their Fascist masters. It was the petition and Rolling Stones that shined some light in the eyes of the sheep. Goldman has teamed up with foreign crinminals to ripp off Americans too many times for a comment ,You need an enclyopedia .
Not to worry, the anointed (aka Lloyd Blankfein) will take care of the small problem.
JP Morgan Manipulating Brent/WTI Spread? They have specialized in silver.
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