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Goldman Downgrades 2011-2012 GDP from 3.5%-4.0% To 3.0% To 3.5%

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Fri, 05/06/2011 - 21:28 | 1250042 Ricky Roma
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Good news for skynet.  I'm feeling QEasy.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 23:08 | 1250296 Id fight Gandhi
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Now at this hour?

Probably dropping eps on companies too so they can bte.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 23:37 | 1250333 Xibalba
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Got puts?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 21:33 | 1250049 Alcoholic Nativ...
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In Econ 101, we learned how to calculate GDP, apparently you just fill in a pre algebra equation with made up numbers.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 21:34 | 1250063 Caviar Emptor
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GDP in gold? 

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 03:49 | 1250558 Popo
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Well, that would need revision almost daily

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 21:39 | 1250069 gimli
Fri, 05/06/2011 - 21:45 | 1250080 RobotTrader
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That must mean we must buy all the IBD Top 50 mo-mo stocks hand over fist on Monday...

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 21:45 | 1250093 I am Jobe
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GS still doing GODS work. God wants GS to rule the universe. Time to hang the bitchezzz from Harvard, Yale and all the MOFO IVY LEAGUE schools.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:50 | 1250256 AccreditedEYE
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Your rally ended on Monday Robo. I hope you enjoyed the run. :)

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:50 | 1250258 AccreditedEYE
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PS- Hope you're hedged!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 21:55 | 1250123 digalert
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El Rushbo visits ZH frequently...

One of the websites that I keep track of on matters of economics is a place called ZeroHedge.com, and there's a poster there by the name of Tyler Durden who occasionally posts some interesting stuff.

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_050611/content/01125106.gues...

that's a cool shout for ZH to more than a million listeners.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:11 | 1250161 FischerBlack
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Translation: zerohedge is a hotbed of mistrust of power. The Democrats are in power. Therefore, zerohedge is a hotbed of mistrust of Democrats. Ergo, everyone should read it.

Fuck you Limbaugh. And fuck the Democrats and the Republicans, too. You're two sides of the same (ever-depreciating in value) coin.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:12 | 1250170 Ned Zeppelin
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totally +1

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:34 | 1250220 Dejean Splicer
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Rush AIPAC Limbaugh. The lizard peoples mouthpiece.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 23:33 | 1250326 Goofy Bastard
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Do a search on YouTube for "Louis CK Donald Rumsfeld Lizard"

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 23:18 | 1250313 spiral_eyes
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+9001

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:12 | 1250171 Long-John-Silver
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Got Chiggers on your balls?

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 02:10 | 1250507 Ben Dover
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+1 indeed.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:08 | 1250166 Long-John-Silver
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I'm sure at least 10,000 new trolls are now waiting on the porch.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 05:49 | 1250612 css1971
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That's ok. As long as there is just one person manually approving the accounts you have nothing to worry about.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 07:56 | 1250660 Urban Redneck
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Brace the doors, man the ramparts, and start heating the oil.

Reinforcing the captcha defenses with some multiple choice ideological troll baiting traps would help, but it's too much work.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 08:08 | 1250664 augie
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 More site traffic=more money in advertisments. The Tylers have bills to pay too.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 10:57 | 1250835 Urban Redneck
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I fully support the Tylers' right to profit.  However, I think there is a distinction to be made between site traffic and trolls running uncontrolled through the comments.  A moderate quantity of quality trolls leaving quality troll droppings is good for maintaining intellectual discipline- but a mindless million-troll-army destroys the dialogue and turns the mine field into a mud pit, which could have longer term implications.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:31 | 1250211 RobD
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I used to listen to Rush every day and hang out at the Ace of Spades blog. Then one day someone linked to a zerohedge post from Ace of Spades and I was hooked. Pretty much stopped listening to Rush and reading Ace after that. Rush is a good guy, sure he does his shtick to make his money but if he is pointing the ditto heads to zero hedge then he is doing more then most of the big personalities out there. Heck he will probably lose more listeners to zerohedg lol.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 05:40 | 1250608 mccoyspace
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and I first heard about zerohedge from a mention in the nytimes.... so there you go.

Liberal media, right-wing media -- on a long enough timeline, everyone comes to zh

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 09:18 | 1250724 TIMMAYYY
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i was looking for a space to discuss resistance and fighting the man.

 

But all i found was a bunch on ninnys who play the game and make crazy bets. And I fell in love...

 

However, i recon its time to do something before they catch that underpaid intern who monitors our accounts and find out who we are and we all get disappeared.

 

I hope tyler knows how to microwave a hard drive...

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 10:05 | 1250768 McPoopypants
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Matt Taibbi and Griftopia mentions ZH. Wanted to check it out, now I'm stockpiling silver bars.... not sure what happened in between those two data points. Blackout?

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 10:23 | 1250794 ISEEIT
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Years ago, I listened to Rush. I read his books too. The guy gets more right than wrong and he can be very entertaining. Haven't listened to any talk radio though for 5+ years and the only T.V. I watch is two and a half men (no T.V. watching for the last twenty+ years).

Hell, I just got internet about 3 years ago and at the beggining I thought the Drudge/Fox/Newsmax sites pretty well explained the world!

I really don't recall how I was lead to ZH but I was and haven't turned back. I lucked into this paradise right around Marlas Heydey, just during the blogspot transition. I had a different sign-in then because my retard ass couldn't keep the password straight but I've been here. I don't view the world in the same way anymore (how could I?).

I rarely sign-in/comment, but I'm glued to ZH and although I do check other sites ZH does not have any true competition (IMHO).

I used to check Huff post daily (oppositional research) and on at least one occasion that slut bitch referenced ZH.

Not anymore.

Thank you ZH for what you do.

Any possible way that Marla could be compelled to make an appearance??

If you are not aware of her brilliant work, get aware.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:37 | 1250240 buzzsaw99
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This is your brain.

This is your brain on Limbaugh.

Any questions?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:44 | 1250249 cossack55
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Did you notice he said "Mr. Durden". I think he missed the whole fight club theme.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 23:44 | 1250343 Cursive
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, and there's a poster there by the name of Tyler Durden

Poster?  Rush obviously knows little of the blogosphere and even less about the Tylers.  Alas, we must be prepared for the influx of dumbass trollers coming our way.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 21:59 | 1250140 Cone of Uncertainty
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This new range is still way too fucking high.

1% - 1.5% is more like it.

Of course, that assumes that Bernanke can keep the QE3 charade going until the end of the year.

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:39 | 1250237 myshadow
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My first thought was the 2's however,

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:12 | 1250147 FischerBlack
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GDP=TBTF+TPTB+OMGWTF-LOL

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:25 | 1250202 rampancy777
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hey dont forget to divide both sides by FUBAR

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:25 | 1250205 rampancy777
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srry double post. i blame my isp.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:20 | 1250193 Bob
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Measured in fiatscos, that target seems entirely attainable. 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:35 | 1250232 Yen Cross
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Cramer? Cramer? Jim Cramer? Fast Times @ Goldman High!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:40 | 1250242 BlackholeDivestment
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I hear Chairsatan's Pilgrim re-released there number one chart topping Goldman Record profits too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-hR-725-8&feature=related

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 23:06 | 1250288 Yen Cross
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You are either a sick puppy, or that is the Fed 12 in a Board meeting! LMAO!!!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 23:08 | 1250295 buzzsaw99
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GDP, it's as easy as 1-2-3...

 

;)

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:55 | 1250266 AccreditedEYE
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TD... you have had their number for so long now. Simply fantastic. The Squid does have one weakness and it is ZH. lol

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 23:44 | 1250351 Cursive
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@AccreditedEYE

ZH = Kryptonite for GS/JPM/TPTB

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 00:07 | 1250369 AccreditedEYE
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Indeed sir. It takes a pretty sharp mind(s) to frontrun these scum bags. They have to be shitting themselves as they are seeing Phase II crumble around them, despite their Fed/Gov/Media cabal. lol

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 01:08 | 1250447 rocker
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Don't forget. Today Bloomberg reported that JPM and BAC had a perfect trading quarter on their prop desk.

Every Fucking Day without Fail.  Beat that.  They are the Fake Market Makers. They decide, your fate.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 09:46 | 1250743 Cursive
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@rocker

Don't forget. Today Bloomberg reported that JPM and BAC had a perfect trading quarter on their prop desk.

And not an eyebrow raised in the media other than ZH.  The banking cartel has been exposed for anyone who cares to see it.  Until the banking plutocracy is vanquished, we a nation of debt slaves.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 22:58 | 1250280 JW n FL
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Facts:

1. http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/BASE

Base money has tripled in 3 years.

2. M1 has continued to increase to its highest level in history.

http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/M1

3. Same goes for M2

http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/M2

 

 

http://goo.gl/FnxBZ  Treasury Direct $14 Trillion Debt / http://goo.gl/TMl74   $15 Trillion in Loans / http://goo.gl/EXzal  / ='s $29T

 

 

US Treasury Tells Lawmakers It Needs $2 Trillion In Debt Capacity

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/us-treasury-tells-lawmakers-it-needs-2-trillion-debt-capacity

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 23:30 | 1250328 Worker Bee
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